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JUN 27Donald Trump’s Endgame | The Tim Dillon Show #50128 segments · Ep 501 · 1:24Tim is joined by journalists Jonathan Swan and Maggie Haberman to discuss their new book “Regime Change” which covers the first year of Donald Trump’s second presidency.
MAY 16USA vs. China, Spencer Pratt, & A Heist | The Tim Dillon Show #49617 segments · Ep 496 · 1:07Tim discusses a legal issue that arose from his Netflix Is A Joke show, his last minute trip to London, Spencer Pratt's increasingly ridiculous run for LA Mayor, & Trump's visit to China and why America needs to stop acting like the cool…
MAY 9Hantavirus Cruise & iPad Babies | The Tim Dillon Show #49516 segments · Ep 495 · 1:15Tim discusses his Netflix Is A Joke show, the end of Mark Zuckerberg's Meta, how the platform ruined Boomer's lives, babies addicted to iPads, & the global fear of a Hantavirus outbreak from a cruise ship.
MAY 3Alien Invasion & Trapped Trump | The Tim Dillon Show #49420 segments · Ep 494 · 1:08Tim discusses the sudden push by the US government to release UFO files, Trump being stuck in the Iran conflict with no easy way out, the assassination attempt at the White House correspondents dinner, and Erika Kirk’s unique style of…
APR 25The Palantir Manifesto & My Manifesto | The Tim Dillon Show #49313 segments · Ep 493 · 1:30Tim discusses the 'Palantir Manifesto' that CEO Alex Karp posted on X, reacts to Tucker Carlson apologizing for endorsing Donald Trump, describes how technology has ruined the last decade, and shares his own manifesto on what American…
MAR 14Iran, Looksmaxxing, & The Rapture | The Tim Dillon Show #48719 segments · Ep 487 · 1:04Tim discusses what a disaster the Iran war is, Donald Trump endorsing Jake Paul for political office, influencers who are trapped in Dubai, explosives thrown near Zohran Mamdani's home, and how Clavicular is the final stage of humanity…
FEB 28Kash Patel, Into Iran, & A Missing Leg | The Tim Dillon Show #48515 segments · Ep 485 · 1:18Tim discusses the story of a homeless man stealing a leg from a crime scene, Kash Patel making an appearance at the Winter Olympics, the US starting a war with Iran, the impending AI revolution, California politician Katie Porter trying a…
FEB 14Bondi, Baal, and the Dow | The Tim Dillon Show #48324 segments · Ep 483 · 1:19Tim discusses Pam Bondi’s odd response when questioned about Jeffrey Epstein, the disappearance of Nancy Guthrie, Epstein ordering 330 gallons of sulfuric acid to his island, Jared Kushner’s dark family past, and some closing remarks on…
JAN 31Civil War: The Original Heated Rivalry | The Tim Dillon Show #48125 segments · Ep 481 · 1:28Tim discusses the recent chaos in Minnesota between ICE and local protestors, gives an overview of how immigration policy caused it, predicts how this could lead to a civil war situation & an AI police force, and criticizes adults…
JAN 17Trump’s Furries & ICE Wide Shut | The Tim Dillon Show #47913 segments · Ep 479 · 1:08Tim discusses a strange charity event that Donald Trump hosted at Mar-a-Lago, a 21 year-old Anti-ICE protestor who was blinded in one eye, an interview with Renee Good’s father-in-law, ex-NYC mayor Eric Adams launching a crypto coin, and…
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NOV 15Lame Duck Donald & The Immigration Nation | The Tim Dillon Show #47029 segments · Ep 470 · 1:08Tim discusses New York real estate, Donald Trump’s interview with Laura Ingraham, yet another Sydney Sweeney controversy, the tech people’s plan to bring in Chinese students to create an AI demon, how the college system is over, and a…
OCT 22Bernie Sanders | The Tim Dillon Show #46721 segments · Ep 467 · 1:06Tim Dillon sits down with Senator Bernie Sanders to discuss his new book “Fight Oligarchy”, immigration, American funding of the wars in Ukraine & Gaza, the Democratic Party, transgender issues, and affordability of healthcare.
OCT 11Marjorie Taylor Greene Emergency Podcast | The Tim Dillon Show #46514 segments · Ep 465 · 1:11Tim Dillon sits down with Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene to discuss the Epstein files, the Israel Gaza Ceasefire Deal, AIPAC Influence, the Ukraine war, the government shutdown, American healthcare, Donald Trump’s second term…
SEP 7Tim Dillon Joins CBS, Mazel! | The Tim Dillon Show #46014 segments · Ep 460 · 0:51Tim discusses Bari Weiss' 'Free Press' being sold to Paramount for $200 million and her new role leading CBS News. He assures us that her new position will have no influence on CBS and explains why the news doesn't even matter anymore.
JUL 22Emergency Podcast: The Epstein Cover-Up | The Tim Dillon Show #45418 segments · Ep 454 · 1:15Tim sits down with a prominent Austin broadcaster to discuss Donald Trump’s handling of the ongoing Epstein coverup, its connection to Netanyahu & Israel, the misplaced fear of Palantir, and who exactly is implicated in the Epstein list...
JUL 12Wet Hot American Epstein | The Tim Dillon Show #45215 segments · Ep 452 · 1:04Tim discusses the insanity of all the different takes that the media, politicians, & average people have on the Jeffrey Epstein story and explains why his is the most sound. He also theorizes on why Trump has not released the client list.
JUL 6Alligator Alcatraz, Free Diddy, & Life At Sea | The Tim Dillon Show #45113 segments · Ep 451 · 1:23Tim discusses Sean ‘Diddy’ Combs’ trial finding him mostly innocent, why the new ‘Alligator Alcatraz’ immigrant detention center is a bad look, how billionaires showing off isn’t a good idea, and why life working on a boat is the best case…
JUN 14ICE, Iran, & The American Summer | The Tim Dillon Show #44827 segments · Ep 448 · 1:07Tim discusses the unrest in LA following widespread ICE raids, Israel’s recent attack on Iran & what it means for the world, the sole survivor of the Air India crash, Trump’s big birthday military parade, and how he’s never seen so many…
MAY 17Qatar, Kanye, & The Gift Of Luxury | The Tim Dillon Show #44425 segments · Ep 444 · 1:03Tim discusses Trump’s visit to the Middle East and his $400M plane gifted from Qatar, Kanye’s new controversial song, the white South African refugees' arrival in America, and Diddy’s court case. He also addresses his new look.
MAY 3Tim Dillon & His A.I. Friends | The Tim Dillon Show #44220 segments · Ep 442 · 1:09Tim discusses being inducted into the Harvard Lampoon, the political schism over Israel, Democrats rebranding with Elissa Slotkin, Elon Musk’s exit from DOGE, Prince Harry complaining about no longer getting royal security, and Mark…
APR 12Stay At Home Summer & Being A Good Guest | The Tim Dillon Show #43921 segments · Ep 439 · 1:10Tim discusses the recent helicopter crash in the Hudson, why summer vacations are over, RFK’s pledge to find the cause of autism by September, the looming threat of war with Iran, young people taking “mini-retirements”, and the importance…
MAR 29Leaked Group Chats & Door Dash Debt | The Tim Dillon Show #43716 segments · Ep 437 · 1:04Tim discusses the White House’s leaked group chat, Rachel Zegler’s response to the internet’s Snow White hate, a Turkish Graduate student who was pulled off the street for supporting Palestine, Door Dash letting customers pay for food in…
MAR 22Andrew Schulz | The Tim Dillon Show #436Guest starringAndrew Schulz33 segments · Ep 436 · 1:29Tim sits down with Andrew Schulz to discuss what touring in the Middle East was like, the decline of Los Angeles & why cults are its future, the lives of the ruling class, their thoughts on travel, and the future of humanity if the tech…
MAR 13Little Moments With Meghan Markle | The Tim Dillon Show #43512 segments · Ep 435 · 1:10Tim discusses Gavin Newsom’s new podcast, Elon Musk selling Trump a Tesla on the White House lawn, a Pro-Palestinian protester gaining national attention, a self-deportation app, and Meghan Markle’s Netflix show.
FEB 27Steve Bannon Emergency Podcast | The Tim Dillon Show #433Guest starringSteve Bannon28 segments · Ep 433 · 1:29Tim sits down with Steve Bannon to discuss Trump’s rise to power, the origins of the populist movement in America, the secret inner-workings of the intelligence community, and the tech oligarchs infiltrating politics.
FEB 22Delta Payoffs & The Hamas Parade | The Tim Dillon Show #43222 segments · Ep 432 · 1:05Tim discusses the payoffs being offered by Delta to passengers of the Toronto crash, watches Elon Musk wield the ‘chainsaw for bureaucracy’, shares his thoughts on Hamas publicly parading the bodies of hostages, and pities Nicole Kidman.
JAN 11Bad Friends | The Tim Dillon Show #42526 segments · Ep 425 · 1:18Tim sits down with Bobby Lee & Andrew Santino to discuss the Golden Globes, the film 'A Complete Unknown', the anniversary of January 6th, and the disastrous Korean airplane crash that left Pudding the Dog without a family.
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DEC 21The Joe Rogan Experience | The Tim Dillon Show #42245 segments · Ep 422 · 2:31Tim sits down with Joe Rogan about Tim's special at the Comedy Mothership, drones, China, Biden, the Middle East, blackmail, the Costco family, the United Healthcare CEO, autonomous driving, pardons and the last manager at Blockbuster.
NOV 30Post-Thanksgiving Extravaganza | The Tim Dillon Show #41920 segments · Ep 419 · 1:14Tim talks about his Thanksgiving, Frederick Douglas, Tostitos Scoops, withholding judgment on a grandmother, the Ice Cream Museum’s lawsuit, homeless court, Gen Z losing itself online and Baby Shark’s latest use case.
NOV 16Trump's Cabinet | The Tim Dillon Show #41732 segments · Ep 417 · 1:13Tim talks about appreciating the moment, the random circus, Armie Hammer’s podcast with his mom, the presidential cabinet picks, RFK’s fat map, food influencers and why Gen Z is staying in.
NOV 2Pizza Hut & Birkin Bags | The Tim Dillon Show #41519 segments · Ep 415 · 1:03Tim talks figures, Pizza Hut helping you find a job, a woman’s purse choice, Sydney Sweeney, the former Abercrombie CEO, Jimmy Carter outside and why Fresno kids have no shot.
OCT 26Sen. JD Vance | The Tim Dillon Show #41428 segments · Ep 414 · 1:30Tim sits down with Senator JD Vance (R-Ohio) about being on the White House ticket, car accidents, Kamala Harris, the Secret Service, his family, Trump and who actually is fun.
SEP 7Russian Influencers & Dying At Work | The Tim Dillon Show #40819 segments · Ep 408 · 1:08Tim talks about attending the US Open, cancelling kids, trying to get sponsored by Russia, the random circus, an Arizona woman dying in her cubicle, the ice cream question and why the jumbotron doesn’t matter anymore.
APR 13Mike Recine & Lizzo Be Quitting | The Tim Dillon Show #388Guest starringMike Recine31 segments · Ep 388 · 1:06Tim sits down with comedian Mike Recine about Lizzo calling it quits, the unreality of online, the border, Gen-Z doing trade jobs, old-fashioned cooking, call centers and Boston Market.
FEB 22Leave It Online | The Tim Dillon Show #38215 segments · Ep 382 · 1:06Tim touches on the death of Alexei Navalny, Wikifeet, California real estate, the friendship recession, ‘looksmaxxing' and why we need more internet.
FEB 11A Job Is A Job | The Tim Dillon Show #38119 segments · Ep 381 · 1:04Tim talks about getting a flat tire in Harlem, Biden’s brain, not being the first, 90’s songs as speeches and Tucker Carlson’s Vladimir Putin interview.
FEB 3The Diaper Spa | The Tim Dillon Show #38012 segments · Ep 380 · 1:05Tim dishes on an upcoming new artist, giving the country to Taylor Swift, a creepy New Hampshire business and a disturbing father & son moment.
JAN 27Price Of Poison | The Tim Dillon Show #37916 segments · Ep 379 · 1:06Tim talks about chatty private pilots, immigration, boomers bombing the market, hacked brain chips, how expensive Taco Bell is and obese Asians.
JAN 20Den Of Snakes | The Tim Dillon Show #37819 segments · Ep 378 · 0:59Tim talks about justice closing in on the Gilbert Goons, Beverly Hills affordable housing, reality television and hot Houthi rebels.
JAN 13Illuminati of Diversity | The Tim Dillon Show #37715 segments · Ep 377 · 1:05Tim examines the Clinton’s going on a Mexican vacation with Gavin Newsom, a secret society taking the diversity route, retiring on social security and our lack of remorse.
JAN 5Names On Paper | The Tim Dillon Show #37625 segments · Ep 376 · 1:02Tim talks about the Jeffrey Epstein court document release, how the media is handling the notable people implicated, a legendary Long Island establishment shuttering, the hour requirement of friendship and why the President is kicking off…
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DEC 30Dead-Eyed Monsters | The Tim Dillon Show #37519 segments · Ep 375 · 1:09Tim examines a story of affluent teenagers terrorizing an Arizona suburb, fighting over Christmas gifts, a totalitarian tourist destination, Southwest Airlines’ customers of size policy and what 2024 has in store.
DEC 2Bastard Radio | The Tim Dillon Show #37232 segments · Ep 372 · 1:22Tim reunites with comedians Luis J. Gomez & Nick Mullen to talk about islands, Nick’s hispanic draw, female fans, diversity, walking it off and why some detractors can be good.
DEC 1Bonus Episode: Abby MartinGuest starringAbby Martin29 segments · 1:19Tim talks with journalist Abby Martin about the conflict in Gaza, who was there first, the inequality of cultures, Putin and the shortcomings of fundamentalism.
NOV 18A Loud Shape | The Tim Dillon Show #37014 segments · Ep 370 · 1:04Tim examines an airport service that's mailing it in, Trump's real estate exaggerations, boomers living in the metaverse and how rappers can beat the legal system.
NOV 11Through The Gate | The Tim Dillon Show #36918 segments · Ep 369 · 1:03Tim goes off on the SAG strike ending, what the real ‘artificial intelligence’ is, Palestinians fleeing Gaza and how sometimes there’s only one way to get out of a ticket.
OCT 22Knuckleheads & Dodo Birds | The Tim Dillon Show #36624 segments · Ep 366 · 1:07Tim talks with comedians Mike Cannon & Mike Feeney about breaking rules, the Middle East, faking a heart attack, brand loyalty and how the American military is literally ballooning.
OCT 14Degree Of Difficulty | The Tim Dillon Show #36520 segments · Ep 365 · 1:05Tim wades into the Israel-Hamas War, college students showing their true selves, celebrities walking back their support, ‘the best you can do’ and how peace in the Middle East may involve the Midwest.
SEP 25K5 & Digidog | The Tim Dillon Show #36219 segments · Ep 362 · 0:59Tim examines the migrant crisis in New York City, the newest additions to the police force and a spate of tragedies at an elite Los Angeles private school.
SEP 16The Vast Majority | The Tim Dillon Show #36119 segments · Ep 361 · 1:07Tim talks about the Sackler's ostracized from high society, selling his dead mother's art, Biden's speech and a Colorado Congresswoman who belongs at a carnival.
SEP 9Bobby & Cheryl | The Tim Dillon Show #36021 segments · Ep 360 · 1:31Tim sits down with Robert F. Kennedy Jr. and actress Cheryl Hines about his presidential candidacy, the genesis of the Ukraine Russia war, national parks and how his wife is handling all this.
AUG 16Suburban Villain | The Tim Dillon Show #35711 segments · Ep 357 · 0:54Tim talks about Obama’s dreams, young Hollywood being too grateful, a mushroom poisoning down under and how ice cream can be a tragedy.
AUG 10The Great Shark Debate | The Tim Dillon Show #35638 segments · Ep 356 · 1:07Tim goes head to head with Eli Roth on sharks, the director’s passion for the finned creatures and why the 'Tim Dillon-ization' of Hollywood may happen sooner than you think.
AUG 2Free Lizzo | The Tim Dillon Show #35512 segments · Ep 355 · 1:09Tim dives into the Obama chef accident, Reese’s taking it too far, offers Lizzo advice and has good news for the family of the accused Gilgo beach killer.
JUL 18I'm On Strike | The Tim Dillon Show #35423 segments · Ep 354 · 1:18Tim dissects Disney’s latest shortcomings, the SAG-AFTRA strike, Hunter Biden’s White House antics, a pole dancing convention leaving Florida and how he may finally have revenge on Airbnb.
JUN 18How To Help | The Tim Dillon Show #35031 segments · Ep 350 · 1:16Tim discusses visiting crumbling American cities for fun, Ubering to the writer’s strike and why the New York Times is writing about Ukrainian soliders' fashion.
MAY 28Tom Segura & Christina P. | The Tim Dillon Show #348Guest starringChristina P., Tom Segura25 segments · Ep 348 · 1:07Tim visits Tom Segura & Christina Pazsitzky at YMH Studios in Austin. The three discuss trans issues, why Tim was allowed to smoke growing up and the release of his new book ‘Death By Boomers.’
MAY 21They Come & Go | The Tim Dillon Show #34712 segments · Ep 347 · 1:09Tim wades into whether Meghan Markle cooked up a paparazzi chase, shares why dogs should be barred from restaurants and where Bud Light’s advertising may be heading.
MAY 14Nugget Branding | The Tim Dillon Show #34618 segments · Ep 346 · 1:06Tim explains why everyone deserves what’s left of the American dream, analyzes a fast food lawsuit and hopes to befriend Twitter’s new CEO.
MAY 7The Negotiator | The Tim Dillon Show #34515 segments · Ep 345 · 1:06Tim examines the writers strike from both sides, a struggling Bay Area grocery store, a new influencer in the Navy and why you should go to Yard House for your birthday.
MAY 2Bonus Episode: Tim Talks To Gen Z10 segments · 0:30Tim speaks with TikTokers Chris Mowrey and Harry Sisson about why they're forgoing their youth to make political social media content.
APR 3The Art Of Happiness | The Tim Dillon Show #34016 segments · Ep 340 · 1:10Tim is skeptical about Finland being the happiest country on earth given their artistic contributions. He tries to get tickets to Hunter Biden’s latest high profile art show and wants everyone rein it in.
MAR 25Baby's Gotta Go | The Tim Dillon Show #33921 segments · Ep 339 · 1:03Tim opens up about an odd exchange at an LA comedy club, the dirty laundry at the Gwyneth Paltrow ski trial and why the TikTok congressional hearings have fast food roots.
MAR 18Please Behave | The Tim Dillon Show #33814 segments · Ep 338 · 1:10Tim shares his thoughts on the historic bank collapse, speaks with a Silicon Valley Bank staffer before his exile to the midwest and explains why Marianne Williamson’s rage is the the most fun kind.
MAR 3The Tim Dillon Show #33614 segments · Ep 336 · 0:59Tim mourns the end of Lori Lightfoot's reign over Chicago, he praises McDonald's latest celebrity meal all the while a new LAPD proposal has him eyeing Florida.
FEB 23The Tim Dillon Show #33531 segments · Ep 335 · 1:04In this episode Tim rants about President Biden's visit to Ukraine and shares some of his thoughts on how the war could end.
FEB 12Patreon Bonus #186 - The Tim Dillon Show27 segments · Ep 186 · 1:06Since Tim is out of the office with Covid we put out this weeks Patreon, which incidentally, was one of his best rants of the last 7 years.
FEB 5The Tim Dillon Show #33419 segments · Ep 334 · 0:52Tim shares his thoughts on Armie Hammer’s first interview post scandal, the Chinese spy balloon, a possessed Pennsylvania girl who abdicated the throne and he laments the butter controversy ravaging his homeland.
JAN 29Mike Recine | The Tim Dillon Show #333Guest starringMike Recine13 segments · Ep 333 · 1:03In this episode Tim sits down with good friend and comedian, Mike Recine. The two watch and react to bizarre TLC shows.
JAN 15Flood The Rich | The Tim Dillon Show #33118 segments · Ep 331 · 1:00In this episode Tim reacts and rants to Ellen DeGeneres's statement made responding to the California flooding. Tim also goes over the rapidly growing Ozempic shortage sweeping the nation.
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DEC 25The Christmas Episode | The Tim Dillon Show #32822 segments · Ep 328 · 1:04In this special holiday episode Tim talks about the massive winter weather front sweeping the nation. With Christmas being only a day away Tim also takes a look at some of the most popular new toys for this holiday season.
DEC 18Free SBF | The Tim Dillon Show #32724 segments · Ep 327 · 1:02In this episode Tim rants about Sam Bankman-Fried and his alleged girlfriend in follow up to the new trial presenting SBF and FTX.
DEC 11Love and Lizards | The Tim Dillon Show #32621 segments · Ep 326 · 0:58In this episode Tim rants about Prince Harry and his wife Meghan Markle and their new Netflix Series, Taylor Swift's new upcoming movie, and Karen Bass (The Mayor of Los Angeles) Moving homeless people for her inauguration.
DEC 4Christmas in Nantucket | The Tim Dillon Show #32518 segments · Ep 325 · 1:02In this episode Tim rants about Hunter Biden's laptop scandal and the information being made public on Twitter, Joe Biden's holiday vacation in Nantucket, how easy it is to find jobs on craigslist, and Disney's new flop of a movie "Strange…
NOV 14Ari Shaffir | The Tim Dillon Show #323Guest starringAri Shaffir30 segments · Ep 323 · 1:00Tim Dillon is joined in Gas Digital Studios for the last guest episode for the year. Sitting down with Tim we have comedian Ari Shaffir to discuss, Shaffir fleeing the country after being cancelled, fat rehab, & much more.
NOV 6Bobby Kelly | The Tim Dillon Show #322Guest starringBobby Kelly25 segments · Ep 322 · 1:32Tim Dillon is joined in-studio by Bobby Kelly to discuss comedy, real estate, food addiction, LA hookers, & much more
OCT 30Bill Burr | The Tim Dillon Show #321Guest starringBill Burr25 segments · Ep 321 · 1:05Tim Dillon is joined in-studio by legendary comedian Bill Burr to discuss life, sports, politics, religion, comedy, etc.. pieholes were opened and shit came out
OCT 16Donbas | The Tim Dillon Show #31914 segments · Ep 319 · 1:01Tim breaks down the biggest stories of the week: impending nuclear doom thanks to Russia/Ukraine, new suicide laws in Canada, updates from the Parkland trial, whether or not the U.S. military is too "woke," etc. Very fun stuff!
OCT 2Louis CK | The Tim Dillon Show #317Guest starringLouis C.K.29 segments · Ep 317 · 1:18Tim Dillon is joined by Louis CK to discuss life, comedy, the metaverse, fake tits, & much more
SEP 18The Off Season | The Tim Dillon Show #31618 segments · Ep 316 · 1:12Tim Dillon imagines another world where "junk food" (donuts, tacos, sweets) is not a bad thing, the terrible tragedy and crime Ron DeSantis committed this week, how he's handling moving again in Los Angeles, and how much merch we need to…
SEP 11Gutsy | The Tim Dillon Show #31525 segments · Ep 315 · 1:11Tim Dillon talks about Hillary Clinton's new tv show on Apple TV, the right wing festivals going on in the woods, the only people he still has respect for, and goes on a wild rant at the end about why you should buy the merch.
SEP 4White Marble with Paul Virzi | The Tim Dillon Show #314Guest starringPaul Virzi22 segments · Ep 314 · 1:14Tim Dillon and Paul Virzi talk parents having meltdowns at their kid's sporting events, how Paul spends money like an Italian and justifies it to his wife, and the last thing Tim will give up if it all goes south.
AUG 28The Choker | The Tim Dillon Show #31316 segments · Ep 313 · 1:15Tim Dillon breaks down the Ezra Miller crime saga and his return to Warner Brothers, the two types of movies they're allowed to make now, what you have to do with your friend's terrible children, how to self-medicate properly and Drew…
AUG 22Private Prison Penthouse | The Tim Dillon Show #31217 segments · Ep 312 · 1:19This week Tim discusses a lawsuit a parent brought against a school, Andrew Tate being banned from TikTok and Instagram, Director Ben sabotaging the Netflix special, a 50 million dollar condo in LA, and why people in Hollywood won't help…
JUL 31The Life Coach | The Tim Dillon Show #30922 segments · Ep 309 · 1:12Tim goes wild during an ad read, explains why Americans are moving to Mexico in droves, an educational active shooter video, and Zelensky's Vogue cover shoot.
JUL 17Andrew Schulz | The Tim Dillon Show #307Guest starringAndrew Schulz31 segments · Ep 307 · 1:25Tim Dillon has on Andrew Schulz to discuss One China, taking risks, Andrew running for president, why Tim should stop worrying about an economic collapse, if Ben Shapiro made Game of Thrones, Trump dunking on Elon, why you shouldn't place…
JUL 10Breaking Point | The Tim Dillon Show #30622 segments · Ep 306 · 1:02Tim discusses Governor Newsom's new commercial for California airing in Florida, Shawn Mendes recent struggles with mental health, reaching the mountain top in a career, and a bizarre ceremony in the Swiss Alps.
JUL 3#305 - Summer In America | The Tim Dillon Show14 segments · Ep 305 · 0:57Tim talks about his favorite summer memories, the lifeguard shortage, tips for beating the heat, and the offensive "pro gay" corporations like Postmates and Burger King.
JUN 19#303 - Meeting In The Woods | The Tim Dillon Show16 segments · Ep 303 · 1:00Tim Dillon lets you know that even though we are entering one of the worst economic recessions everything is going to be okay, and why he's comforted by the podcasts of Jennifer Aniston, Jason Bateman, and all celebrities.
MAY 25Tim Dillon vs The New York Post14 segments · 0:35Tim has on his lawyer Ray Kump to break down the unforgivable libel by The New York Post in this emergency broadcast.
MAY 22#299 - Family Recipe | The Tim Dillon Show20 segments · Ep 299 · 1:12Tim Dillon breaks down how to cook for your family on a budget, South African band "Die Antwoord" and their horrifying string of scandals, and how to get around the baby formula shortage.
MAY 15#298 - Puerto Rican Papi | The Tim Dillon Show35 segments · Ep 298 · 1:18Tim sits down with Luis Gomez to discuss family vacation destinations on a budget, the Gringo Papi, the collapse of the LA podcast scene, and why Tim bought a new car.
APR 10#294 - One Hyde Park | The Tim Dillon Show28 segments · Ep 294 · 1:13Live from London, Tim develops an affinity for the new neighbors at One Hyde Park, tries to make sense of Hunter Biden's supposed "laptop from hell", and explains why he now understands exactly how psychotic America really is.
APR 3#293 - Fat Activism with Jessica Kirson | The Tim Dillon ShowGuest starringJessica Kirson24 segments · Ep 293 · 1:22Tim is joined by the incredibly funny Jessica Kirson (Bill Burr presents Stand Up Special, JRE) to talk about being assaulted in the metaverse, a muckbang stabbing, and the body positivity movement.
MAR 27#292 - Do It Quietly | The Tim Dillon Show34 segments · Ep 292 · 1:35Tim Dillon explains the Azov Battalion's star power, Ben getting thrown up on in economy, billionaire Rick Caruso running for LA mayor, and LGTBQ employees walking out at Disney.
MAR 13#291 - Dear Vladimir | The Tim Dillon Show21 segments · Ep 291 · 1:00Tim pens a letter to his friend Mr. Vladimir Putin in a time of need, discusses a teacher fired for reading a book about butts, questions the motives behind the White House's interest in Tik Tok influencers, and defends the honor of a…
JAN 29#285 - Tim Dillon VS Substack | The Tim Dillon Show34 segments · Ep 285 · 1:08Yannis Pappas joins us this week to discuss Jordan Peterson's recent appearance on Rogan, an interesting dinner with the founders of Substack, and what to do with the accused in Hollywood.
JAN 18#284 - Prozac Play-Doh | The Tim Dillon Show18 segments · Ep 284 · 1:12New studio reveal! This week Tim discusses the LAPD chasing Pokemon, one Australian who actually wants to work, Chicago mayor Lori Lightfoot shutting down a Lamborghini dealership, the new Hype House show on Netflix, and the cheerleader…
JAN 4#282 - Lex Fridman | The Tim Dillon ShowGuest starringLex Fridman29 segments · Ep 282 · 1:48Tim has on Lex Fridman in Austin, TX to discuss why Ghislaine and Jeffrey were in love, Robert Maxwell's ties to intelligence, Elon Musk's sense of humor, who Jack Dorsey really is, the future of blockchain technology, and what actually…
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DEC 28#281 - Hewlett Harbor Holiday | The Tim Dillon Show24 segments · Ep 281 · 1:19Live from Austin, Texas this week, Tim discusses a Long Island family execution on Christmas morning, Adam McKay's new Netflix film "Don't Look Up", the controversy around "Licorice Pizza", how his Holiday Season went down, and why once…
DEC 15#280 - Nervous Neurotic Animal | The Tim Dillon Show27 segments · Ep 280 · 1:17Tim Dillon (Miami native) was disgusted by the TwentySomethings Netflix show, talks about potentially working for the Minecraft zoomers (shoutout to Dream and Ranboo), why they couldn't keep doing the Undercover Boss show with actual…
NOV 23#278 - A Thanksgiving Tale | The Tim Dillon Show18 segments · Ep 278 · 0:59Tim Dillon, driving through the hills of Texas, shares some Thanksgiving wisdom to navigate your wonderful family this holiday season, and breaks down the history of Ghislaine Maxwell, a woman wrongfully accused, now up against a brutal…
NOV 16#277 - The New American Dream | The Tim Dillon Show23 segments · Ep 277 · 1:05Live from New York, Tim recaps a feud he had with a cast member at Saturday Night Live, discusses the rising popularity of the "anti-work" movement, and Ghislaine's dark days in prison.
NOV 9#276 - The Squish | The Tim Dillon Show32 segments · Ep 276 · 1:32Tim and Ray Kump discuss the University of Austin, the wonderful value of a college degree, and the different versions of themselves that could've been...
OCT 24#274 - Tourettes Gang | The Tim Dillon Show23 segments · Ep 274 · 0:55Tim Dillon discusses the new phenomena of developing tics from watching Tik Tok, the passing of the great and honorable Colin Powell, and the paranoid American beliefs around Halloween.
OCT 10#272 - Night of The Beating | The Tim Dillon Show24 segments · Ep 272 · 1:05Tim rips into the billionaires exposed in the Pandora Papers, how Katie Porter can change the world, Fauci's new documentary, and brings on a new sponsor, the great SteveWillDoIt from NELK.
OCT 3#271 - The Many Taints of Newark | The Tim Dillon Show13 segments · Ep 271 · 0:58Tim finally reveals he was up for a part in The Many Saints of Newark, rehashes a twitter beef he had this week, tries to wrap his head around a new show starring an Afghani Translator on CBS, and why exactly big directors are casting the…
SEP 19#269 - The Activist | The Tim Dillon Show24 segments · Ep 269 · 1:14Tim goes into Meghan and Harry's Netflix adventures, a new show on CBS called "The Activist" (yes, it's real), talks about the first time he met Norm Macdonald, and talks Nicki Minaj, and the famous and rich in this classic episode.
SEP 5#267 - The D'Amelio Variant | The Tim Dillon Show28 segments · Ep 267 · 1:20Live from sunny Los Angeles, California, in the temporary studio, Tim breaks some tragic news, gives the D'Amelio family advice to make their tv show a lot more interesting, offers the city of Malibu a word from the wise following a…
AUG 29#266 - Lightfoot Strikes Twice | The Tim Dillon Show13 segments · Ep 266 · 1:16Tim discovers a scathing Yelp review from Chicago mayor Lori Lightfoot, talks about a moment when you will accept your own death, Spike Lee re-editing his documentary about 9/11, and goes full motivational mode in this weeks episode.
AUG 22#265 - Austin Taliban | The Tim Dillon Show17 segments · Ep 265 · 1:12This week Tim explains why we should have never invaded, the next step for Afghan charities, why the Spirit of Q Is Alive In Palm Beach, Larry David and Dershowitz get in a fight on the Vineyard, and what our old pal Ghislaine is up to.
AUG 15#264 - Time Is A Fat Circle | The Tim Dillon Show22 segments · Ep 264 · 0:56Joining us for the hour is the incredibly funny Raymond Kump from the podcast "Kump", to discuss pulling out of Kabul, what comes after the apocalypse, and why they want the government to put a chip in them.
JUL 18#261 - Please, Die Alone | The Tim Dillon Show25 segments · Ep 261 · 1:24Joining us from New York City is the comedian Tim began comedy with, Kunal C. Arora, to discuss their early beginnings in Long Island, Call Her Daddy and Armchair Expert podcast deals, people moving back in with their parents, and why New…
JUN 27#258 - Fat Recluse | The Tim Dillon Show25 segments · Ep 258 · 1:39Tim recaps a spider bite that got lawyers involved, beloved TV anchor Christopher Sign, Meryl Streep's future televised brawl, and interviews the legendary Jeff Garlin!
JUN 6#255 - Bitcoin Winklevoss Jake Paul | The Tim Dillon Show22 segments · Ep 255 · 0:58Live from the Bitcoin Conference in Miami, it's Jake Paul and The Winklevoss twins. They handle a few hecklers, talk Jake's career as a professional boxer, and where Bitcoin's price will be in a year.
MAY 23#253 - Jenner's Joyride | The Tim Dillon Show21 segments · Ep 253 · 1:09In another family friendly classic, Tim discusses Caitlyn Jenner's run for Governor of California, Bitcoin's big tumble, The Menace Lori Lightfoot's ongoing Chicago shenanigans, and why you can't buy true friendship.
APR 25#249 - Jordan Peterson | The Tim Dillon ShowGuest starringJordan Peterson26 segments · Ep 249 · 1:18Jordan Peterson joins us to discuss his recovery from addiction, his rise to fame, psychoanalyzes Tim and the false claims against him by the media.
APR 4#246 - I Love The CIA (with Whitney Webb) | The Tim Dillon ShowGuest starringWhitney Webb22 segments · Ep 246 · 1:19Tim is invited over to a big tech company guy's house in Austin, Texas, plans a performance at a bitcoin conference in Miami, and has on muckraking journalist Whitney Webb to discuss their excitement about the Pope's plans for God's…
MAR 29#245 - It's Saturday Night! | The Tim Dillon Show19 segments · Ep 245 · 1:14This week Tim discusses someone getting fired from their writing job after calling out Shane Gillis, a cringe worthy sketch on SNL, Lil Nas X new satanic shoe line, and catches up with the alumni of Guantanamo Bay.
MAR 21#244 - Dobrik's Death Count | The Tim Dillon Show17 segments · Ep 244 · 1:13Tim Dillon is in the studio once again to discuss David Dobrik's dance with the devil, a realtor with a brain injury, and people who refer to their apartment complex as "having everything you could need".
MAR 7#242 - You're Money Now | The Tim Dillon Show12 segments · Ep 242 · 1:05From Royersford, Pennsylvania, this week Tim dives deep into Lindsay Lohan's NFT's (Non-Fungible Tokens), Mr. Cuomo meatball himself, society burrowing deeper into the digital world, and new disclaimers before classic Hollywood films.
FEB 21#240 - Kendall v. Woody | The Tim Dillon Show26 segments · Ep 240 · 1:11Live, late night, from a hotel in Boston, Tim discusses the new Woody Allen documentary coming out, getting Joe Rogan on Clubhouse, and Kendall Jenner's new Tequila company.
JAN 31#237 - Buy The Dip | The Tim Dillon Show23 segments · Ep 237 · 1:12This week Tim talks Wall Street vs Retail Investors, where he is moving next, a new app with tech overlords called Clubhouse, and why Tim will hold the line through the week.
JAN 17#235 - Covid Kai | The Tim Dillon Show21 segments · Ep 235 · 1:07This week Tim talks the cult obsession over Tesla and Elon Musk, nearly getting sucked into a New York apartment scam, and goes off on people who can't stop talking about how they beat the virus.
202056 episodes
DEC 27#232 - Andrew Schulz | The Tim Dillon ShowGuest starringAndrew Schulz48 segments · Ep 232 · 2:04Tim talks visiting his family in NY for the holidays, an insane request from his cousin, and why it's difficult to do charity work with Ben in Beverly Hills. Then enjoy Andrew Schulz for the full hour.
DEC 20#231 - Giuliani And The River of Gold | The Tim Dillon Show35 segments · Ep 231 · 1:34Live from Brooklyn, its Tim and Ray Kump. They talk about NYC taking a turn for the worst, a conversation Tim overheard at lunch from a former New York Senator, and why Youtubers should start their own currency.
DEC 6#229 - Blankets and Bug Chasers | The Tim Dillon Show29 segments · Ep 229 · 1:20Tim discusses the Comedy Store documentary on Showtime, the decor of Whitney Cummings party, bug-chasers and Ben's dark mind, the Candace Owen's backlash, and Ellen Degeneres's latest business venture in this crumbling metropolis.
NOV 29#228 - Candace Owens | The Tim Dillon ShowGuest starringCandace Owens27 segments · Ep 228 · 1:09This week we are joined by New York Times best selling author, commentator, political activist, and soon to be mother, Candace Owens.
NOV 15#226 - Whitney Webb #3 | The Tim Dillon ShowGuest starringWhitney Webb23 segments · Ep 226 · 1:47Tim rants up top about meeting the cast of Cheer at Whitney Cummings house, the party he's planning potentially getting shut down, and an old dance instructor.
OCT 25#223 - Lil Xan | The Tim Dillon ShowGuest starringLil Xan26 segments · Ep 223 · 1:18Lil Xan talks his new sober life, remembering Mac Miller and XXXTentacion, his go to order at Del Taco, dropping out of high school freshman year, and living in motels as a kid.
OCT 4#220 - Hail Mary | The Tim Dillon Show25 segments · Ep 220 · 1:10Live from Nashville, Tim talks the AI Parkland video, explains why his opener got angry at him, why he might have to leave LA, and receives the news live about Trump on air.
AUG 16#213 - Who's Gonna Put You In Jail | The Tim Dillon Show33 segments · Ep 213 · 1:24Tim lets you know that you're all going to jail, discusses some student films he was in as a child he's trying to track down, spins a tale of a horrific hotel experience in West Hollywood, and talks about the Coney Island "Freak Show"…
JUL 19#209 - Don't Curse Me | The Tim Dillon Show25 segments · Ep 209 · 1:26Tim talks this week about comedy legend Chrissy Teigen, the new show about lovely ladies he's obsessed with, Twitter accusations against him, and why no institution truly cares about you or your rights.
JUL 5#207 - Whitney Webb Returns | The Tim Dillon ShowGuest starringWhitney Webb17 segments · Ep 207 · 1:47Journalist Whitney Webb returns to discuss the arrest of Ghislaine Maxwell, her family ties to the brave heroes of the intelligence community, and how big tech is just trying to keep you safe!
JUN 21#205 - Well, LA Was Fun | The Tim Dillon Show24 segments · Ep 205 · 1:35Tim discusses his favorite comedian from the hit Netflix show You, talks his love for JP Morgan and their new interest in equality, and offers his take on all the wonderful and talented people in and around Hollywood.
JUN 14#204 - Katie Herzog | The Tim Dillon ShowGuest starringKatie Herzog28 segments · Ep 204 · 2:02Tim has on Seattle-based journalist Katie Herzog to discuss CHAZ, her exile from the gay community, Furries, and many other things that if I typed them here would take us out of the algorithm.
JUN 7#203 - Long Island Strong | The Tim Dillon Show21 segments · Ep 203 · 1:12Tim discusses the ongoing protests and Long Island's response, the type of vest we need to put on, what's in Nancy Pelosi's freezer, and the fun times that are ahead of us.
MAY 10#199 - Monkey Sex Traffickers | The Tim Dillon Show22 segments · Ep 199 · 1:16Live from a stunning estate in Beverly Hills, Tim contemplates whether health is real, gives his take on Plandemic, monkeys trained as traffickers, and wants to see Adele even skinnier.
MAY 3#198 - I'm A Hero | The Tim Dillon Show23 segments · Ep 198 · 1:19Tim has a confrontation with a cop, goes in on celebrity quarantine shows, and gives the real graduation speech everyone now deserves.
APR 19#196 - Whitney Webb | The Tim Dillon ShowGuest starringWhitney Webb25 segments · Ep 196 · 1:24Tim has on journalist Whitney Webb to discuss Epstein, Bill Gates, China, and America becoming a surveillance state.
APR 5#194 - We're Going Home | The Tim Dillon Show26 segments · Ep 194 · 1:02Tim Dillon with the full hour to breakdown what an "artist's" life will become, insane zoom office calls, what he will do at JFL this year, and why we need to stop with the "isms".
MAR 8#190 - I Am Luxury | The Tim Dillon Show29 segments · Ep 190 · 1:20Hotel Tonight, please sponsor the program. Tim explains how to treat the working class, talks the Corona Virus and even free style raps once again.
JAN 26#184 - Skid Ray | The Tim Dillon Show24 segments · Ep 184 · 1:41The great Raymond Kump makes it out for a tour of Los Angeles. They talk about when men were men, Rogan endorsing Bernie, Ray filming celebrities at a Malibu restaurant and Tim apologizes to Timothée Chalamet and Billie Eilish.
JAN 12#182 - Beware the Villas | The Tim Dillon Show20 segments · Ep 182 · 1:16Live from a Holiday Inn in Maryland, Tim talks about people who don't get ahead because they live in fear, why a lot of his friends should die in war, the time he was a juror on a murder trial, and his most recent move to the hills.
JAN 5181- Low Cost, High Quality | The Tim Dillon Show17 segments · Ep 181 · 1:26Live from the car on the way to Manhattan Beach and back, Tim recaps his Christmas fiasco with his family, James Charles saying the n word, the fetishization of mental illness, the "new" information on Epstein, and Tim's Jewelry line he's…
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DEC 29#180 - History Hyenas | The Tim Dillon Show28 segments · Ep 180 · 1:18Tim has on Yannis Pappas and Chris Distefano of the History Hyenas podcast. They talk boomers, reactionary political groups, and why Tim cancelled his trip to Epstein's Island.
DEC 22#179 - Sal Vulcano | The Tim Dillon ShowGuest starringSal Vulcano34 segments · Ep 179 · 2:02In this special Christmas episode, we play a holiday rant from an archived episode that is Patreon only titled "My Last Christmas" that was recorded last year.
DEC 15#178 - Secret Society | The Tim Dillon Show25 segments · Ep 178 · 1:55Reach out to Tim if you were in Skull and Bones or any secret society. On this episode, Tim and Ray discuss whether the human era is over, performing for Skull and Bones, and real Hollywood activism like Lizzo being a truther.
DEC 8#177 - Sober December | The Tim Dillon Show30 segments · Ep 177 · 1:48Tim goes off on people's sick obsession with pets, having Kyle Kashuv on the podcast, office Christmas parties, and navigating the holidays sober.
NOV 17#174 - Brendan Schaub | The Tim Dillon ShowGuest starringBrendan Schaub31 segments · Ep 174 · 1:39Live from Dallas, Texas, it's Brendan Schaub joining Tim today. They talk his own path in comedy, Brendan's personal life, the future of social media, the first time he did stand up, and discuss some controversial questions near the end.
NOV 10#173 - Shane Gillis | The Tim Dillon ShowGuest starringShane Gillis38 segments · Ep 173 · 1:48Shane Gillis joins Tim in New York to discuss the SNL controversy, and stick around for the 30 minute patreon teaser where Tim discusses his potential presidential campaign and how he would seduce David Hogg.
SEP 29#167 - Beach Corpse | The Tim Dillon Show22 segments · Ep 167 · 1:32Live from the deck once again, except this time there's a woman thrashing around in the bushes while they record. Tim goes off on Nextdoor racism, the beachbody pyramid scheme, and why he loves funerals.
SEP 22#166 - You're A Disgrace | The Tim Dillon Show32 segments · Ep 166 · 2:25This was originally a Patreon episode Tim decided to release as a regular episode. Tim tells wild stories about fat raccoons, defending George Bush while coked up, and talks Chelsea Handler's new documentary on Netflix.
SEP 15165 - Please Come Kill Us26 segments · Ep 165 · 1:50Live from New York, its Tim and Ray Kump in one of the greatest episodes to date. They try to call Better Help, recap a bizarre missed connection, and look back at a life wasted.
AUG 25162 - Assland29 segments · Ep 162 · 1:27This week Tim broadcasts from the garage at 2 in the morning to talk about Songland, a funny idea he pitched with Mullen that got rejected, and yet another altercation at Swinger's Diner.
AUG 18161 - The Los Angeles Liars20 segments · Ep 161 · 1:48Tim broadcasts from the deck and argues why it's virtuous to never tell the truth, rants on the Jeffrey Epstein case, and offers an apology to the Your Mom's House Network.
AUG 10Emergency Epstein Podcast w/ Whitney WebbGuest starringWhitney Webb15 segments · 0:40Journalist Whitney Webb of Mintpressnews talks about Billionaire Pedophile Jeffrey Epstein's suicide and her four part expose.
JUL 28158 - Leaving Hell32 segments · Ep 158 · 1:27Ray Kump joins Tim this week in his final days in New York. Tim rants on people taking their food to go, his insane friends, America crumbling, and the soullessness of LA.
JUL 14156 - Some Of Our Faves22 segments · Ep 156 · 1:17Live from the porch once again! Tim rants about Epstein, thot comics, and sings some tunes for the fans.
JUL 7155 - Death By Chocolate23 segments · Ep 155 · 1:23Live from the porch in Los Angeles! Tim talks the milkshake wars, his return to Swingers diner, Billie Eilish, and Louie's appearance at Skankfest.
JUN 30154 - The 3 AM Episode25 segments · Ep 154 · 1:23Tim decides to start recording at 3 in the morning all fired up about BBQ chicken pizza. He tells stories from his childhood, and makes a big announcement.
JUN 16Episode 152 - Feral18 segments · Ep 152 · 1:23Tim is joined by Devan Costa live from the porch once again. Tim is settling down in Los Angeles and running into a lot of demons and feral people.
JUN 9151 - Toddler Suicide Bomber17 segments · Ep 151 · 1:08Tim's first podcast after the move to LA, live from a porch. He sits down with his producer and talks the Milo controversy, theater kid mentality, how to get the government's attention, Laura Loomer, and how to call into the show.
MAY 26Episode 149 - Ron Bennington (Live from Moontower)Guest starringRon Bennington32 segments · Ep 149 · 1:10Tune in this week for a very special episode of Tim Dillon is Going to Hell. This week's episode was recorded LIVE from Moontower Comedy Festival with the legend Ron Bennington.
MAY 12147 - Love Tim (with Kevin Tienken)Guest starringKevin Tienken19 segments · Ep 147 · 1:37It's another outdoor episode with Tim in LA! This time, Kevin Tienkin joins Tim on the porch for a discussion about trash TV, living by the beach, and what life is like around the rest of the USA.
MAY 5146 - Small Town Girl24 segments · Ep 146 · 1:08This week we find Tim in the middle of an LA blackout, joined by Devan Costa.
APR 21Francis EllisGuest starringFrancis Ellis30 segments · Ep 144 · 1:29mp3
APR 7Mike RecineGuest starringMike Recine18 segments · Ep 142 · 0:56mp3
MAR 9Andrew SchulzGuest starringAndrew Schulz19 segments · Ep 138 · 1:27mp3
MAR 2Bert KreischerGuest starringBert Kreischer21 segments · Ep 137 · 1:06mp3
FEB 16Kurt MetzgerGuest starringKurt Metzger25 segments · Ep 135 · 1:17mp3
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MAY 23The Gift20 segments · Ep 97 · 1:04mp3
201750 episodes
JUN 27Fat Wins17 segments · Ep 51 · 1:01mp3
201625 episodes
AUG 23Lou Balls24 segments · Ep 7 · 0:59mp3

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