Episode 337 · Post-Ben
Springtime in Texas | The Tim Dillon Show #337
Mar 11, 2023 · 1:09:31 · 1,000,000 views · 17 segments, 103 moments indexed
Tim sits down with a pillar of the Austin community.
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- 2 min
Tim opens from the Comedy Mothership in Austin, jokingly framed as borrowing Alex Jones's studio at CIA's suggestion, introduces Jones, and riffs with Roseanne Barr and Joe Rogan jokes about aging and a fake Vegas wedding.
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- Tim opens the show from the Comedy Mothership in Austin, mentions his CIA agents told him to call Joe Rogan but he brought Alex Jones instead.
- Alex Jones arrives and compares Joe Rogan to himself and Tim, noting Joe looks younger while they age in the opposite direction.
- Tim announces he and Alex are getting married in Vegas next week, calling it the royal wedding to rival Meghan Markle and Prince Harry.
- Alex notes that Tim, him, and Roseanne Barr make up three-fourths of Mount Rushmore as the dream team family.
- 9 min
Jones explains he was asked to lead the crowd from the Trump rally, describes telling protesters not to breach the Capitol, and details how his warnings were suppressed by media while he was falsely blamed for inciting the riot.
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- Tim notes that Alex Jones told January 6 protesters to be peaceful and not breach the Capitol—footage never shown on mainstream media.
- Alex describes being at the Capitol as a million people attended Trump's rally, telling crowds to stay peaceful as tear gas was already being fired.
- Wall Street Journal and New York Times claimed Alex Jones was leading the attack, despite video evidence showing him telling people not to go in—available only on InfoWars and Bandaid Video.
- The January 6 committee subpoenaed and deposed Alex; they arrested his associates Owen Shroyer and camera operator Sam Montoya, claiming they breached the Capitol while actually trying to stop it.
- Tim explains how censorship creates a blank check: when someone is banned from all platforms, their words can be stolen, recontextualized, or entirely misrepresented with no way to respond.
- Federal filings in the Proud Boys trial reveal the FBI was ordered to delete 300-plus files and cover up evidence of nonviolent conduct, now classified as national security.
- The Whitmer kidnapping plot involved the same FBI unit later involved in January 6—federal documents showed agents were ordering informants to carry out violence they refused to commit without payment.
- The QAnon Shaman was led through the Capitol by police opening doors and bringing him into the Senate chamber; he believed he was part of a coup and has since received four years in prison.
- The Shaman turned out to be schizophrenic, kicked out of the Navy for the condition, and has been framed as the mastermind of a coordinated operation.
- Tim introduces bullhorn footage of Alex telling January 6 protesters not to be violent—the first time many people will see this on a public platform.
- Tim reacts to the video: this evidence of Alex telling people not to attack the Capitol contradicts the entire mainstream narrative about January 6.
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- 1 min
Tim reads a Babbel sponsorship, joking about needing to learn Mandarin if America falls, and touts Babbel's features and discount code.
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- Tim pitches Babbel's 14 languages, speech recognition technology, and variety of learning methods including podcasts, games, and live classes.
- The app comes with a 20-day money-back guarantee, signaling confidence in the product before offering 55% off via babel.com/tim.
- Tim claims he's used Babbel and now speaks four languages.
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Tim jokes that Babbel should have an app for communicating with aliens and balloons, riffing off the ad.
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- Government is beta testing a new Babbel app to communicate with aliens in the balloons.
- Tim notes how quickly UFO narratives are debunked now compared to decades past, when people had to spend years researching in libraries.
- 9 min
Jones gives a detailed personal account of the morning of January 6th, his hungover state, his wife's reluctance to go, being told to lead the march, and encountering tear gas and chaos, tying it to alleged FBI/CIA informants and destroyed evidence in the Proud Boys trial.
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- Tim describes the tear gas hitting him from 200 yards away and his attempt to get police to use the loudspeaker system to tell people to leave the Capitol.
- He argues he doesn't blame the cops, noting no officers actually died that day—one died of a stroke the next day, and others died by suicide.
- The attorney general falsely claimed five officers were murdered on January 6th, which Tim identifies as a confident lie despite public records showing otherwise.
- Tim says he's watched extensive Capitol footage and observed something off: people appearing to be led into the building by what looks like uniformed Capitol police.
- Ray Eps rammed signs into police telling them to enter the building but faced no charges, while Owen Troyer was indicted—Tim sees this as inconsistent justice.
- He references people at the highest levels of the Proud Boys trial and produces a federal filing showing the FBI had informants in the organization.
- The informants reported the Proud Boys weren't violent and said there was no talk of attacking the Capitol at a January 5th parking garage meeting.
- Tim recounts waking up hungover at the Willard Hotel, having sex with his wife, and ordering a small bottle of whiskey to drink with coffee.
- He describes the whiskey hitting him as he and his wife navigate through a mosh pit of crowds trying to reach the VIP area where Trump would speak.
- Feds approached him saying Trump wanted him to lead the march down Pennsylvania Avenue, with gates opening 30 minutes before Trump finished speaking.
- When Tim said he needed to use the bathroom, the feds insisted he go immediately—he realized they were timing him to coincide with the Capitol breach.
- Tim climbed onto a large tree planter 20 feet above the road on Pennsylvania Avenue and told the marching crowd to be peaceful, all captured on video.
- 2 min
They play the actual audio of Jones on a bullhorn on January 6th telling the crowd to be peaceful and not confront police.
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- Organizer with bullhorn tries to redirect the crowd away from police confrontation, claiming they have a permit on the other side and need to move to a stage where they can speak peacefully.
- The speaker insists on marching to the other side, warning that police will make any confrontation the story and urging people not to give the system what it wants.
- Claims Trump is coming and will speak on the other side, attempting to use this promise to move the crowd away from the current location.
- 9 min
Jones claims federal filings show FBI agents ordered to destroy 300+ pieces of evidence, describes an alleged CIA-linked woman sent to seduce him in Georgia, and connects it to broader claims of federal informants orchestrating the Capitol breach.
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- Proud Boys claim they were provoked into breaching the Capitol, not directing the violence themselves.
- Ray Epps allegedly orchestrated the attack, captured on dozens of videos commanding people to assault the Capitol.
- Tucker Carlson's planned segment showed FBI informants in military-style gear coordinating coordinated attacks like mechanized troops.
- Federal documents in the Proud Boys trial are being classified under national security, similar to what happened with Boston Marathon bombing records.
- FBI agents received documents Tuesday night showing attachments marked as destroyed, with over 300 pages containing evidence of orders to destroy materials.
- CIA operatives and sex operatives infiltrated the Proud Boys alongside FBI informants, whose testimony was edited by prosecutors.
- Informants testified the Proud Boys were against violence and met only to oppose Antifa attacks, but prosecutors presented only selective quotes.
- Government wants to provoke political violence to discredit dissidents, since information now matters more than physical force in modern conflict.
- Federal filing with these documents went live at 11:11 p.m. last night, transforming what would be called conspiracy theory into breaking news.
- FBI agent Miller's communications reveal his boss assigned 338 items of evidence for destruction—a felony.
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- 6 min
Jones goes into a riff about metaphysical laws of the universe, black magic karma, and how anyone who attacks him supposedly suffers tenfold retribution, tying it back to the FBI's self-incriminating document leak.
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- CIA sex operatives were used to target January 6 participants, according to sources Tim has spoken with.
- Tim describes being approached by a woman at a Hooters in Georgia while covering election fraud with a Proud Boys leader.
- The Proud Boy leader Tim was with has since been linked to the CIA, and Tim later identified the woman from files.
- Tucker Carlson was stopped from reporting on CIA involvement in January 6, according to Tim's sources.
- Tim claims Rupert Murdoch killed coverage of federal agent connections and Capitol breach footage.
- Coordination in antifa riots suggests federal involvement similar to January 6 agent provocateurs.
- Tim handed over all his phones to lawyers in the Sandy Hook case, finding nothing to hide.
- Tim explains black magic and metaphysics as universal laws where karma comes back tenfold against those who act maliciously.
- The judge's attempt to embarrass Tim by releasing phone records backfired when the FBI accidentally revealed the entire January 6 operation.
- Tim describes cosmic justice: staying honest and humble protects him, but anyone who hits him gets worse consequences in return.
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- 1 min
Tim reads an ExpressVPN sponsorship about encrypting data and avoiding hackers, with Jones riffing that the NSA can still get you anyway.
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- Tim jokes that the NSA is watching, so ExpressVPN might not be enough protection anyway.
- People who mess with Tim end up in car wrecks within a week — he's describing real karmic laws that govern the universe.
- Reality operates like a video game with actual laws; messing with righteous people is like sticking your dick in a light socket.
- 4 min
Jones reflects on admitting when he's wrong, his past falling out and reconciliation with Joe Rogan over new world order predictions, and defends his long track record of being right about major events.
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- Jones admits he's been wrong plenty of times and will move on, but never from a place of lying.
- Tim notes Jones was completely honest in depositions and on Joe Rogan's podcast years ago.
- Jones describes reaching a point five or six years ago where he stopped analyzing individual claims and just dismissed everything as lies.
- Jones knew Joe Rogan 25 years ago and got angry at him five years back for what he saw as buying into the system, though later admitted he was more wrong than Joe was.
- Jones explains he reached a point where he thought everything was staged, and meant those things when he said them about various events.
- 9 min
They discuss escalating US involvement in Ukraine, Biden's reversal on sending tanks, claims of a CIA-backed coup installing Zelensky, and fears that the US-Russia conflict is sliding toward nuclear war.
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- Tim argues the U.S. is ratcheting up tensions with Russia and China through the Ukraine conflict, essentially seeking World War III.
- New York Times published articles asking whether nuclear war could be survivable and beneficial, while running PSA ads treating nuclear war as routine.
- Real war planners and actuaries are treating nuclear war as an increasing probability, which Tim finds terrifying.
- Arming Ukraine with NATO weapons means Russia is essentially fighting NATO directly, not just Ukraine.
- There was a CIA-backed coup in Ukraine that installed Zelenskyy, and Biden's son has a lucrative energy company job there—suspicious patterns of coincidence.
- The U.S. told Zelenskyy not to negotiate but to escalate, offering endless weapons and money despite domestic problems.
- The strategy is to bleed Russia dry through a Cold War proxy conflict, but Russia is a nuclear superpower with more warheads than anyone else.
- War serves as distraction for consolidation and crime, but tyrants can't wage war anymore without nuclear weapons creating mutual destruction.
- Biden said six months ago that sending Abrams tanks to Ukraine would lead to nuclear war, then did it anyway and is now training F-16 pilots there.
- Propaganda convinces Americans it's morally correct to send billions to Ukraine while neglecting U.S. citizens, even though the war is purely a financial proxy interest, not national security.
- The Ukraine conflict is a proxy war with no real national security interest for America—only financial gain for the military-industrial complex.
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- 4 min
They joke about Biden's cognitive decline and Fetterman's absence, comparing it to the Roman emperor who made his horse a Senate consul, framing it as demoralization propaganda.
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- Tim notes the Rand Corporation and Pentagon warn we're driving toward a cliff, while media writes articles saying the cliff is actually good.
- Strategic shift: six months ago the goal changed from seeking peace with Russia to defeating Russia entirely.
- Henry Kissinger warned three months ago this would cause nuclear war and advocated for a peace deal; now he's calling to remove Putin.
- Tim clarifies he's not pro-Russia and has never been there, but notes the situation is insane.
- Former CDC Director Redfield testified that COVID was gain of function and they lied and covered it up.
- Blue Chew sponsorship pitch: the product makes your dick hard, it ships discreetly to your door.
- Tim defends Blue Chew dick pills against media claims they're fake, insisting they actually work.
- Tim jokes that dying for a view count is the most 2023 thing possible.
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- 1 min
Tim reads the BlueChew sponsorship read with typical jokes about not needing to explain what it does, while Jones interjects about dying for view counts.
- 9 min
They play multiple clips of former CDC director Robert Redfield testifying that COVID-19 likely originated from gain-of-function research and was engineered, with Jones and Tim reacting and mocking media suppression of the story.
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- Former CDC Director Redfield testifies that gain-of-function research has not created any life-saving vaccines or stopped any pandemics, and believes it probably caused COVID-19.
- Tim notes that gain-of-function claims were once grounds for social media removal but are now becoming widely accepted as the origin of COVID-19.
- Redfield describes three suspicious events at the Wuhan lab in September 2019: deletion of sequences, shift from civilian to military control, and replacement of the ventilation system.
- Redfield explains his concern about the furine cleavage site in COVID and the arginine sequences that appeared engineered rather than naturally occurring from bats.
- Tim claims the virus was cooked up jointly by the US and China, with Western money and scientists moving the research to Wuhan for plausible deniability.
- Tim concedes the vaccine is still good while the guest questions its efficacy based on declining effectiveness claims.
- Tim and guest joke darkly about vaccinating children as a legal way to reduce the population, described as an ineffective depopulation method.
- Tim emphasizes this conversation remains taboo despite vindication that COVID came from a lab and the vaccine's reduced effectiveness.
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- 4 min
Tim and Jones riff sarcastically about vaccines being safe and effective while promoting Athletic Greens, joking about depopulation and giving kids double boosters.
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- Tim takes Athletic Greens as a supplement.
- Proposal for a mock polyamorous wedding at Google's tent at South by Southwest, expanded to include a dancing syringe.
- Tim questions whether the current system will collapse under its own absurdity rather than weight.
- Over 10,000 FBI whistleblowers reported to Congress in the last two years, all hidden and attacked.
- Tim compares the hijacked government to a hijacked airplane, saying the agencies have been captured.
- Tim shocked by people still buying into claims against vitamins.
- Tim has a stage bit about the Meghan Markle and royal victimhood absurdity that demoralizes people.
- Demoralization serves the purpose of preventing people from challenging those in power.
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- 1 min
Greedy Possum Fake Sponsor and Royal Family Bit
#Jones jokes about a fictitious sponsor 'Greedy Possum' selling Martian mind control devices, then they riff on the South Park royal family episode and demoralization propaganda before closing.
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- Tim promotes greedy possum as a fake sponsor, joking about mind control devices and weapons systems for Martians.
- Alex Jones is crowned the king of Austin, Texas, with debate over whether he or Joe Rogan holds the title.
- Tim thanks the guest for appearing and plugs the second part of the episode on Patreon.
- Tim and the guest reveal they're married, a fact unknown to their audiences until Bill Gates announces it at South by Southwest.
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Tim and Alex close the show joking about getting 'married' at South by Southwest with Joe Rogan as the officiant, and Tim thanks Jones for the studio.
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- Tim announces he and Cárlín are getting married and says good night.