Episode 229 · The Ben Avery Era
#229 - Blankets and Bug Chasers | The Tim Dillon Show
Dec 6, 2020 · 1:20:11 · 698,000 views · 29 segments, 187 moments indexed
Tim discusses the Comedy Store documentary on Showtime, the decor of Whitney Cummings party, bug-chasers and Ben's dark mind, the Candace Owen's backlash, and Ellen Degeneres's latest business venture in this crumbling metropolis.
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- 1 min
Cold Open: Candace Owens's Baby and Ben's Silent Complicity
#Tim jokes that he fathered Candace Owens's child and mocks Ben for saying nothing during the Candace Owens interview, framing him as complicit for 'platforming' her.
1moment
- Tim claims he is the father of Candace Owens's child and has decided to come clean about it on the show.
- 2 min
Fallout From the Candace Owens Interview and the Legion of Skank Stepmother Story
#Tim riffs on backlash to the Candace Owens episode, jokes his liberal aunt shot herself over it, and recounts the legend of a fan confronting his stepmother for clout.
5moments
- Tim defends his Candace Owens interview against criticism that he didn't push back enough.
- Ben ran the tech, chose to platform Candace Owens, and said nothing the entire interview with no rebuttal.
- Tim's aunt shot herself in the face after hearing the Candace Owens episode.
- Legion of Skank subreddit folklore: someone showed up to Tim's stepmother's house claiming to be a fan, and she got angry about it.
- Tim jokes that killing his stepmother would get you real clout with the subreddit.
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- 1 min
Empty Christmas Decorations and COVID Testing Lines in LA
#Tim describes the eerie sight of holiday decorations with no people around and long lines of people getting COVID tested like an in-n-out drive thru.
3moments
- LA's holiday decorations are invisible due to the smog, and you'll go to jail if you try to see them.
- Sunset Boulevard and West Hollywood have decorations but no people—a haunting scene.
- COVID testing lines wrap around cars like In-N-Out drive-thrus, except everyone's getting a Q-tip up their nose.
- 5 min
The Comedy Store Documentary and Dead Legends Talking PC Culture
#Tim tears into the Showtime Comedy Store documentary, mocking Mike Binder's self-focus, the absurdity of elderly legends fretting over 'PC culture' mid-pandemic, and argues stand-up specials feel less interesting than TikTok documentaries.
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- Tim watched the Comedy Store documentary on Showtime and found parts well-done and parts questionable.
- The episode featured Whitney, Rogan, Burr, Leno, and Annie Letterman taking COVID tests with masks before sitting down together.
- Mike Binder's documentary is mostly about his own journey with just splashes of Kenneth Hagin here and there.
- Tim was passed at the Comedy Store a few weeks after the main shoot, around the time the pandemic was happening.
- Mike Binder asks the comedians what's going on with PC culture while they're in the middle of a pandemic.
- Everyone in the documentary is about 75 years old, and stand-up doesn't feel that hot right now.
- Tim likes stand-up partly because it's a dead art, and the documentary feels like a museum or mausoleum.
- A friend asked Tim if a documentary about TikTok kids would be more interesting than one about comedians, and he said yes immediately.
- PC culture isn't even real anymore—it's over, and Tim had Candace Owens on knowing people would get mad.
- Comedians whining about PC culture makes them look weak; Tim brings on people to ruffle feathers, not history teachers nobody cares about.
- Every podcast has been about this PC culture whining and only this, so Tim turned off the documentary after a few minutes.
- Tim questions why these old comedians can't just die and go away instead of everyone having to worship them.
- Tim respects the roads these comedians paved, but the priority now has to be being funny.
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- 2 min
LA Lockdown Rules and the Mcrib's Return
#Tim runs through confusing LA lockdown restrictions on restaurants, salons, and retail, and marvels that McDonald's chose a pandemic to bring back the McRib.
4moments
- Tim jokes about making billionaires sit in chairs and couches made of their own money when asking them to pay taxes.
- During a pandemic with serious issues to discuss, nobody actually cares about PC culture anymore.
- LA's lockdown rules are confusing because you're not supposed to leave your house, but the McRib is back.
- Personal services like hair salons and barbershops are closed, but parks and beaches remain open for individual activities.
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- 5 min
TikTok Kids, Josh Richards, and Ellen's Faux Fur Homeless Blankets
#Tim mocks TikTok star Josh Richards for investing in a blanket company while handing out blankets to the homeless as a publicity/business play, then connects it to Ellen DeGeneres's faux fur brand and jokes it's made from her interns' hair.
10moments
- Josh Richards, a TikTok kid, is handing out blankets to the homeless—and he's an investor in the blanket company.
- Tim proposes the TikTok kids giving blankets to homeless people as LA's actual homelessness plan.
- Tim recalls joking months ago that homeless people would have to rely on influencers like David Dobrik and Jeffree Star instead of the government.
- If you're homeless in Los Angeles, your only hope is that your needs align with an influencer's publicity campaign.
- Josh Richards announces he's joining the blanket company as co-creative director, investor, and partner, claiming it will change the world and inspire Gen Z about animal efficacy.
- The blankets are made from faux fur with no animal products—not what homeless people are actually asking for.
- The blanket company is Ellen DeGeneres's faux fur brand, made from the hair of her interns that she plucks out when they're late.
- Ellen DeGeneres, who runs an Abu Ghraib-style torture prison at her show, is now making blankets from her interns' body hair for homeless people.
- If Tim were homeless and two kids in beanies gave him a blanket from Ellen, he'd thank them and accept the gift as part of how the system should work.
- Tim summarizes this as LA's homelessness solution—don't worry about it, everything is working as it should.
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- 2 min
Tim sings a jingle and reads copy for Magic Spoon cereal, touting its low sugar, high protein, and custom flavor boxes with a promo code.
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- Magic Spoon is a cereal for people that want to be healthy, with zero grams of sugar, 11 grams of protein, and three net grams of carbs per serving.
- You can build your own custom variety box choosing from cocoa, fruity, frosted, and blueberry flavors, plus new peanut butter and cinnamon spin options.
- The cereal tastes amazing and is keto friendly, gluten free, grain free, soy free, low carb, and GMO free.
- 1 min
Tim reads a straightforward ad for Raycon wireless earbuds, comparing them favorably to Apple at a lower price with a holiday discount code.
5moments
- Tim opens the Raycon ad with "yummy raycon earbuds are here."
- Raycon earbuds are like Apple but better and cheaper.
- Audio quality is comparable to premium brands except Raycon costs half the price.
- Tim asks "Is that okay with you?" mid-pitch.
- Raycon is offering Tim's listeners 15% off for the holidays.
- 4 min
Natalie Palamides' 'Nate' and Confusion Over Consent Gray Areas
#Tim discusses the one-woman show Nate about toxic masculinity and consent, expressing bafflement at the idea that having sex with someone passed out or on the floor could be a 'gray area,' and riffs on people demanding he apologize for not having been raped or gotten COVID.
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- Tim watched Natalie Palamides' Netflix special 'Nate,' a one-woman show about consent and toxic masculinity.
- Every straight man Tim knows is weeping openly, but he questions where the toxic masculinity actually is—women are tougher now.
- In the show, a character finds a mannequin on the floor and doesn't know what to do with it—Tim's confused about what gray area exists here.
- Who looks at someone passed out on the floor and thinks there's ambiguity about what to do.
- There are gray areas in consent, but also black-and-white ones: don't rape people.
- The show has a cult-like moment where the audience chants 'ask' in call-and-response.
- Tim's position: if someone is too drunk to have sex, don't have sex with them; if they're passed out, give them a blanket, not sex.
- Tim expects people to get angry and claim he doesn't understand the rape epidemic, but his logic remains unchanged.
- Tim apologizes for never being raped and not being dead from COVID—people want him to apologize just for being alive.
- When people tell you to be careful and watch out, it's a coded way of calling you ugly; if people are warning you about your appearance, you look like shit.
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- 3 min
Fat Friends, Concerned Calls, and Getting COVID Twice
#Tim jokes about fat people not realizing they're fat and people signaling how bad you look via 'concerned' phone calls, then talks with Ray about having likely had COVID in March and a friend who caught it twice.
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- Tim's advice for fat people in clothing stores: stay quiet, try things on silently, and leave without drawing attention.
- Concerned calls warning Tim to stay home and wear masks are really just people expressing shock he's still alive.
- Tim believes he had COVID in March, when he was sicker than he'd ever been—fevered, coughing, unable to recover strength for three or four weeks.
- A young healthy guy Tim knows has gotten COVID twice, raising questions about whether antibody tests are wrong or second infections are real.
- 2 min
Investigating the McRib's Ingredients
#Tim and Ben look up the McRib's Wikipedia page, reading through its history, ingredients, and calorie count, deciding it doesn't sound that unhealthy.
5moments
- Tim questions the logic of McDonald's bringing back the McRib during a pandemic.
- The McRib is described as a fake riblet pork patty drenched in barbecue sauce.
- First introduced in 1981, the McRib was removed in 1985—the year Tim was born.
- Tim notes the McRib has 500 calories and 22 grams of fat, questioning if it's actually unhealthy.
- Tim plans to get a McRib after the show to try it out.
- 3 min
COVID Bug Chasers, Lonely Truckers, and Piss Pigs
#Tim speculates about people who intentionally want to catch COVID like HIV 'bug chasers,' theorizes truckers are involved, and veers into a riff about piss pigs and the situational ethics of drinking piss.
7moments
- Tim explains that people are now being arrested for knowingly spreading COVID.
- Are there COVID bug chasers—people actively trying to get coronavirus the way some pursue HIV?
- Tim suggests it's mostly truckers who want to get HIV, driven by job insecurity from self-driving cars.
- Truckers' imaginations are so dark and troubling that they create realities of lonely men at glory holes seeking disease.
- People describing themselves as piss pigs, wanting all bodily fluids on them because they see themselves as worthless.
- Tim's take on drinking piss: it's situational and depends entirely on how attractive the other person is.
- If someone is good-looking enough, Tim would agree to virtually anything they ask, including sexual acts.
- 2 min
Sexuality, Attractiveness, and Getting Peed On
#Tim jokes about how attractiveness dictates what you'll tolerate sexually and muses that he might not be gay if women were smarter, calling it an ironic joke given his large female fanbase.
5moments
- Telling people you slept with someone attractive gets ruined when you have to mention they peed on you
- Tim jokes that he might not be gay if women were more intelligent
- The ironic misogyny joke works because his audience is actually sensitive men and women, not misogynists
- Couples watching the show together will break up once quarantine ends
- Tim says he and his wife are both working, so they're unaffected by quarantine strain on relationships
- 6 min
Whitney Cummings' Disastrous Friendsgiving
#Tim recounts Whitney Cummings throwing a chaotic, orange-themed 'Friendsgiving' with mismatched influencers and reality stars, her awkwardly grilling a Black guest about his taxes, and his own canceled Tuscan-themed party plans.
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- Tim and Whitney Cummings both threw Friendsgivings an hour apart after he'd already planned his.
- Whitney's Friendsgiving decor was grotesque—all Walmart and Target aesthetic with too much autumn theming and plastic forks.
- Whitney is too much of a dude to give a proper dinner party; she lacks the vibe that rich women who know how to entertain create.
- At the table, Whitney started haranguing the only Black guest about his tax situation while everyone ate vegan stuffing that tasted like a shoe.
- Tim canceled his own Friendsgiving because of lockdown complications, but he'd planned a classy Tuscan winter wonderland with Italian food.
- The chef was hot and wore saddle leather boots, but a chef should look like Raymond Comp instead.
- Tim's disappointed the lockdown prevents his actual party, which would have been fun unlike Whitney's orange-drenched disaster.
- Despite respecting Whitney's effort and work ethic, giving a party is an art and hers was a failure of epic proportions with a strange vibe.
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- 1 min
Jim Jeffries, Nobody Has Anecdotes, and LA's TikTok Kids
#Tim complains that nobody in LA has interesting personal stories anymore, contrasting TikTok kids who only talk about streaming with real tragic anecdotes.
4moments
- Tim and Jim Jefferies both decide to Irish goodbye from a party where a woman's laugh is derailing everyone.
- Nobody in LA is any fun; everyone in town just says they're on Twitch or a gamer with no actual anecdotes.
- Tim contrasts streaming culture with real storytelling, lamenting that nobody shares dark family trauma anymore.
- The only conversation in LA is 'I stream on Twitch'—nobody has a compelling anecdote about anything.
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- 2 min
Rogan, Candace Owens, and 'It Doesn't Work' Callouts
#Tim defends not pushing back harder on Candace Owens, comparing it to Rogan's viral moment with her, and argues public callouts don't actually change anything, segueing into a bit about his cousin's love of heroin.
9moments
- Tim recounts being beaten up daily, becoming strong, and retaliating against his bullies.
- Nobody has interesting origin stories anymore—just sitting in rooms looking at screens and doing Twitch.
- Tim warns people not to call him a hypocrite for his own contradictions.
- Candace Owens came on the show and threw shade; Tim pushed back because he disagreed.
- Rogan had a viral moment where he confronted Owens about not believing scientists.
- Candace Owens is more popular now than before that viral moment—the callout didn't work.
- The only thing that actually works in this country is heroin.
- Tim's cousin told him she loves heroin as much as she loves family.
- At least heroin delivers what it promises, unlike everything else trying to fix people's lives.
- 3 min
Tim mocks a hypothetical e-commerce idea (engraved golf balls) with Ben before reading a ShipStation ad about shipping software discounts and free trial.
7moments
- Tim asks if the listener wants to start an e-commerce business and take advantage of the digital marketplace.
- The hypothetical business idea: embroidered golf balls with people's names on them.
- Tim challenges whether writing names on golf balls with Sharpies is actually embroidering or engraving.
- Tim asks about the profit margins and refuses to endorse the business plan without confidence in the full strategy.
- Tim pivots to the ShipStation ad, addressing anyone with an actual business plan rather than this one.
- ShipStation reduces time spent on shipping and allows more focus on growing the business, unlike Ben.
- Tim directs listeners to shipstation.com and offers code "tim dillon" for a 60-day free trial.
- 1 min
Tim reads an ad for Manscaped grooming products, touting the trimmer and grooming bundle with a discount code.
6moments
- Manscaped is the top product for male grooming, with only Norelco Bodygroom as real competition, but Manscaped is better.
- Tim emphasizes you won't nick sensitive areas because you're really in control with the product.
- The bundle includes crop preserver ball deodorant and crop reviver among other items.
- Customers also receive a replaceable blade every three months to keep grooming clean and enjoyable.
- Use code TIMD for 20% off plus free shipping at manscape.com.
- Tim closes by thanking Manscaped for making his holes look sexy.
- 3 min
Lisa's Lounge: A Lonely Christmas Eve in Long Island
#Tim recalls spending a bleak Christmas Eve alone at a Long Island bar called Lisa's Lounge, meeting a man who blew an inheritance on a hooker who fleeced him, and reflects it was one of the lowest points of his life.
7moments
- Tim describes spending a lonely Christmas Eve at Lisa's Lounge, a bar on Long Island where people were doing cocaine at the counter.
- The bar owner told Tim the place was created as a refuge for people with nowhere to go during the holidays, then took a key bump.
- Tim sat drinking with a man who had inherited money and a woman who ended up fleecing him of his entire inheritance.
- The man, after losing everything, slept in his car outside the bar every night, and would go back inside each morning for a cocktail.
- Tim misses the kind of people he met that night in Long Island because they had interesting stories and a lot going on.
- That Christmas Eve at Lisa's Lounge was one of the lowest points of Tim's life, a time he didn't want to be on earth.
- Tim claims Whitney's friendsgiving was far worse than that already-terrible moment, incomparably darker.
- 7 min
Inequality, Feel-Good Homeless Stories, and Burning Down Gavin Newsom's Winery (Satirically)
#Tim argues growing inequality makes viral 'kind TikToker helps homeless' stories feel like hollow feel-good news amid real crisis, then rips into Gavin Newsom's wineries and hypocrisy, clarifying any talk of burning them down is satire.
11moments
- Tim argues that inequality in America has reached an unsustainable level, creating a chasm between the wealthy and everyone else.
- We now treat random charity by influencers—like giving blankets to homeless people—as feel-good news because the crisis is so severe.
- Tim catalogs the cascade of disasters people endure: corona deaths, unemployment, Trump's refusal to leave, Biden's incompetence, and an incoming third wave.
- Restaurant workers who lost jobs would still be employed if they'd worked at Gavin Newsom's winery.
- Good-looking men like Newsom who don't care should not be allowed to run California.
- Newsom had dinner at the French Laundry while imposing lockdowns—part of a pattern of elected officials breaking their own rules.
- Tim tweeted that elected officials who break lockdowns should be fired and abandoned by their party; it got 40,000 likes.
- California's homelessness and other problems are so severe with no real plan that Tim won't commit to staying in the state.
- We have incredible technology yet it doesn't make anyone's life better—Ted Kaczynski understood this element of truth.
- Tim questions whether Candace Owens actually has a cousin in the projects or invented her to support her narrative.
- The cousin character doesn't know who Trump is—implausibly stupid, raising doubt the story is real.
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- 2 min
Candace Owens' Cousin Mia: Real or Invented?
#Tim questions whether Candace Owens' anecdotes about her ignorant cousin Mia in the projects are real or an invented rhetorical device, riffing on the absurdity of the stories.
6moments
- Tim questions whether Candace Owens' cousin Mia is a real person or an invented character designed to make people more racist.
- The cousin doesn't know what a fork is and smokes all her food, including rolling a sandwich in a blunt.
- Tim regrets not pushing back harder during the interview on Candace's description of her cousin living in the projects.
- Tim describes visiting cousin Mia in the projects and teaching her the alphabet.
- Elon Musk reportedly plans to move to Texas.
- Tim lost interest in Musk after he named his baby with a math equation as the name.
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- 1 min
A quick announcement teasing next week's Christmas special guests.
- 1 min
Elon Musk's Move to Texas and the Baby Name Fallout
#Tim discusses rumors of Elon Musk moving to Texas and says he lost interest in Musk after he named his baby X Æ A-12.
4moments
- Tim plans to get a Christmas tree for the first time in a long time.
- Tim describes himself as someone without a family and many friends, disgusted by most of what he sees.
- The decay of the oligarchy has made things barely funny anymore.
- Everything has become so remarkably the same that it's stopped being funny.
- 3 min
The Coved Tree and Longing for Post-Quarantine Normalcy
#Tim jokes about decorating a 'covid tree' with masks and tests, then reflects on missing mundane pre-pandemic life like crowded subways, office lunches, and casual social contact.
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- Tim wonders what post-quarantine life will look like and whether people will reject technology to reconnect with real humans.
- He misses mundane social experiences: lunch with people he doesn't even like, crowded bars, planes where people cough without him fearing death.
- Tim recalls missing office refrigerators and the ability to see what coworkers brought for lunch and what he could potentially steal.
- People you hate far less than you should—the experience of tolerating people you actually despise more than you currently do.
- Tim complains that every friendship now feels intensely close and essential, whereas he misses casual acquaintances who simply didn't matter.
- You can't casually invite people over anymore and then tell your friend after they leave that they're not that smart despite thinking they are.
- The core problem: everything feels too intense now and we need to reintroduce casualness back into life.
- 6 min
Bringing Back 'Who Cares': A Plea for Casual Apathy
#Tim delivers an extended riff arguing everything has become too intense during the pandemic and calls for a return to casual apathy and not caring about everything so much.
10moments
- Everything is a big production now; friendships are trauma bonding rather than casual connections.
- We need to bring back the casual where people say 'who cares' and don't obsess over everything.
- When people care too much and get excited about helping, you have to tell them to back off.
- Tim wants the return of apathy—the ability to not care about anything or anyone.
- You should be able to see a nurse and not feel bad for her, or look at politicians and dismiss them without caring.
- Things are too serious right now; we need to go back to not thinking about whether schools are safe.
- Caring about people and wanting them to be okay is destroying him and undoing him psychologically.
- People claim this difficult time has been a blessing or shown them who their real friends are, which Tim rejects entirely.
- Real friends aren't the ones around you when things are horrible; many just want to watch you suffer and fall.
- When things are good is when you figure out who your real friends actually are, not during the worst times.
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- 3 min
Real Friends Show Up in Good Times, Not Bad
#Tim argues the cliché that friends reveal themselves during hard times is false, claiming true friends are revealed during good times when they aren't jealous of your success.
5moments
- Reality is that real friends show up in good times, not bad times.
- Tim tells TikTok stars to impress him by returning Ellen DeGeneres's blankets to her instead of giving them to homeless people.
- The real test of charity is giving to a sociopathic millionaire talk show host, not a homeless person.
- No one reports favorably on you or tells a story if you give a blanket to Ellen, making it real charity with no ulterior motive.
- Actual Christmas spirit means giving to those that have more than you, not those that have less.
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- 5 min
Give Charity to the Rich: A Christmas Carol Re-Read
#Tim builds a bit arguing you should give charity to the wealthy instead of the poor for it to be 'real,' then reinterprets A Christmas Carol as a story about Scrooge being right to make Bob Cratchit work, joking about a Turning Point USA reading with Charlie Kirk.
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- Tim's reinterpretation: give charity to the rich, not the poor—help those doing well do better.
- A Christmas Carol lost its way when Scrooge became a loser after the ghosts converted him.
- Scrooge gave Bob Cratchit a job as a clerk; it's not Scrooge's fault Cratchit had a disabled son.
- Cratchit demands to leave early on Christmas to go home with his family, and Scrooge refuses.
- The ghosts harassing Scrooge are communist—AOC, Bernie Sanders, and Ilhan Omar.
- After being scared by ghosts, Scrooge buys a turkey for Cratchit, but it won't actually fix anything.
- Scrooge's real lesson—you have to work, things don't just happen—was correct all along.
- Sending a turkey to someone who resents you doesn't work; his wife would think he's trying to kill her with a Rolls Royce.
- The Christmas Carol is an assault on business owners and entrepreneurs like Scrooge.
- Tim and Charlie Kirk will rewrite classic stories with respect for entrepreneurs instead of vagabond clerks and their disabled sons.
- New Oliver Twist line: 'Sir, I've had more than enough and everyone else has had too much and they're getting lazy—can I please go back to work?'
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- 3 min
Recapping the Whitney Cummings Party Rules With Ben
#Tim and Ben debrief on the Whitney Cummings Friendsgiving disaster, discussing the inedible vegan food, Halloween-like decor, and the mismatched guest list of influencers and washed-up comics.
10moments
- Tim distinguishes between selling out and buying in.
- Getting handed a blanket by a TikTok star is a sign things are not going well.
- His old boss's phrase: 'Change before you have to'—the boss is in jail now.
- Party rule one: give to those that have more because it makes you feel good and it's real.
- Your real friends are around during times of jubilation, not misery.
- Third rule: only attend Whitney Cummings' house party if you've planned it.
- Ben says the food at Whitney's party was inedible—vegan LA stuff.
- The decor felt more Halloween to Tim, with the chef wearing a big hat and everything orange.
- Tim had his own planned event that didn't happen but was still planned, with a different level of attention to detail.
- Tim's event would have had better execution and a funner crew.
- 3 min
Tim thanks listeners for the fake business campaign, updates on the new studio construction timeline, jokes about being 'media' exempt from lockdown to get a McRib, and closes with a mock disclaimer that he's not telling anyone to burn down Gavin Newsom's winery.
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- Tim describes the chaotic mix of influencers and forgotten comics on a show—Instagram models alongside someone living in a RAV4.
- New studio is under construction and will be ready by the new year with custom builds taking a couple of weeks.
- Tim thanks supporters of the Fake Business campaign and notes the store will close soon for West Coast listeners.
- Tim justifies leaving to get an McRib by claiming podcasters are media and therefore essential workers allowed to travel during lockdown.
- A joke about being the media has somehow become real and now grants them movement privileges.
- Tim imagines Gavin Newsom discovering that podcasters are allowed to visit each other's homes while people are being told to burn down his wineries.
- Tim ends the show with a legal disclaimer that he is not telling anyone to set Gavin Newsom's winery on fire and that his comments are satire.