Episode 468 · The Studio Revamp

Halloween Beast Mode & Billie Eilish Bravery | The Tim Dillon Show #468

Nov 1, 2025 · 1:14:50 · 516,000 views · 19 segments, 121 moments indexed

Tim discusses Billie Eilish calling out billionaires after donating $11.5 Million to charity, a woman who filmed herself stealing because her food stamps ran out, the Florida man who started the Palisades Fire, & the Kirk shooter’s partner…

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  1. 1 min

    Cold Open: NYC Mayoral Race Betting Odds

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    Tim opens by discussing the New York mayoral race, plugging Kalshi betting odds on Zohran Mamdani's chances.

    2moments
    • Tim opens the show and asks who will win the New York mayoral election, mentioning Zoron Mamani is in the lead.
    • Betting odds on Zoron Mamani to win are at 94%, which Tim calls definitive.

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  2. 6 min

    Billy Eilish ("Silly Isish") Lectures Billionaires at Wall Street Journal

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    Tim mocks Billie Eilish's Wall Street Journal speech about billionaires giving away money, questioning the low percentage of charity donations that reach actual causes and calling out the hypocrisy of a millionaire lecturing billionaires, then contrasts it with Stephen Colbert announcing her $1.5 million donation.

    10moments
    • Tim calls Billie Eilish "Silly Isish" and mocks her sighing musical style.
    • She's a rich kid from LA lecturing billionaires at the Wall Street Journal, but won't lecture millionaires because she is one.
    • Saying bad things about billionaires is the least risky thing you can say or do in public.
    • Tim questions how brave she was to speak at the Wall Street Journal while receiving an award for donating $11 million.
    • Most charities send only 10% or less to actual people, despite claims that reputable ones aim for 70-90%.
    • Billie Eilish donated $11.5 million to food banks, climate change, and food inequity causes.
    • Her speech: "If you're a billionaire, why are you a billionaire?" and "Give your money away, shorties."
    • Tim finds it pathetic how people are glazing her for criticizing billionaires while she herself is wealthy.
    • She waits until after receiving the award to tell billionaires to give their money away—why not speak up beforehand?
    • Steven Coeur announced her $11.5 million donation on behalf of Billie Eilish at the awards.

    Billie EilishFriend of the show

  3. 3 min

    Stealing the Erewhon Gary Brecka Smoothie for a Homeless Man

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    Tim tells a long story about scamming an extra Gary Brecka "ultimate human" smoothie at Erewhon by exploiting a swap mix-up, then giving the stolen smoothie to a homeless man at a bus stop.

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    • Tim goes to Erewhon with a friend who is allergic to avocado from eating too much of it growing up in California.
    • People now display their personal weaknesses as strengths, like bragging about being allergic to avocado.
    • Tim tries the Gary Brecka keto smoothie, which tastes good despite Brecka being a con artist selling longevity claims.
    • His friend asks for a peanut butter smoothie instead because he's allergic to avocado and doesn't want the Gary Brecka.
    • The Erewhon register guy says only really fit people and Tim get the Gary Brecka smoothie.
    • The store accidentally gives them two Gary Brecka smoothies instead of swapping one for the peanut butter version.
    • Tim takes the two extra smoothies outside and tells his friend to wait for the peanut butter smoothie he ordered.
    • Driving around LA, Tim and his friend find a homeless man at a bus stop and offer him the extra Gary Brecka smoothie.
    • Tim tells the homeless man the Gary Brecka isn't popular because people find the amino blend chalky.

    Gary Brea

  4. 2 min

    Comparing Himself to Billie Eilish's Charity and More Stolen Food Stories

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    Tim contrasts his smoothie giveaway with Eilish's donation, then recalls stealing orange juice as a NYC tour guide and stealing pizza slices while working in Long Island mortgages.

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    • Tim contrasts his street-level charity (stealing smoothies for homeless people) with Billie Eilish's Wall Street Journal editorializing about her billionaire philanthropy.
    • He describes delivering a stolen smoothie to an unhoused man experiencing food insecurity, claiming only God witnessed the act and approved.
    • Tim jokes that he deserves an award for his charity work, then pivots to a complaint about his friend's avocado intolerance from overexposure in Southern California.

    Wall Street JournalStephen Colbert

  5. 4 min

    Woman Filming Herself Stealing Food Stamps Groceries

    #News

    Tim reacts to a viral video of a woman claiming food stamp cuts and showing off the meager items (queso, seasoning) she stole, mocking her poor "haul" while defending the general right to steal food out of necessity.

    9moments
    • Tim mocks the 1.5 million dollar donation announcement with "So what? So the fuck what?"
    • He jokes about his own "accepting bribes tour" and buying a smoothie for a homeless man at a bus stop instead of making a spectacle of it
    • Tim says he might actually agree with the woman stealing food stamps groceries, and criticizes U.S. spending on Ukraine, Israel, and Venezuela
    • Story: as a tour guide in New York, Tim stole fresh-squeezed orange juice from the Food Emporium every day while shopping
    • A neo-Nazi excon who had just gotten out of jail ratted him out to the store manager for the juice theft
    • Back when he worked in mortgages on Long Island, Tim ate pizza at a deli in Melville before paying, taking advantage of the distance between the pizza counter and the register
    • Tim declares he has stolen food for a very long time and is not against it morally or in any other way
    • The woman in the video shows what she stole: queso, butter bean, and seasonings for a total of about $18 in merchandise
    • Tim criticizes her haul as pathetic, saying "I would have stolen so much better shit than this" and mocking her for stealing "seasonings and TikToks"

    Billie EilishTim Dillonfood stampsNew York CityLong Island

  6. 1 min

    ShipStation Ad

    #SponsorShipStation

    Tim reads a ShipStation ad touting automated shipping, discounted carrier rates, and a 60-day free trial with code Tim Dylan.

    ShipStation

  7. 3 min

    Jonathan Rinderknecht Arrested for Starting the Palisades Fire

    #News

    Tim discusses the arrest of the Uber driver accused of starting the Palisades fire, argues for the death penalty for the crime, and riffs on his own Halloween costume idea mocking the fire.

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    • A 29-year-old named Jonathan Rinderknecht was arrested for maliciously starting the Palisades fire in January.
    • Tim argues the penalty for burning down an entire neighborhood and causing billions in damage should be death.
    • Among evidence from his devices: an image he generated on ChatGPT depicting a burning city.
    • The Altadena fire was sadder because it killed lower-income people, but the Palisades fire killed mostly people with money.
    • When asked how many died in the Palisades fire, the answer is 12 confirmed deaths.
    • Rinderknecht apparently used ChatGPT to generate an image of a city on fire, which became evidence.
    • Tim expresses skepticism about how Rinderknecht actually started the fire and questions the timeline of New Year's.

    Jonathan RenderneckPalisades fireAltadena fireChatGPTLos Angeles

  8. 4 min

    Why Didn't the Uber Driver Burn Down Hollywood Meetings Instead

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    Tim rants about how much abuse and disrespect he's endured from Hollywood industry people (agents, a CIA producer lunch, a Euphoria offer), joking he should be the one torching the Palisades given how he's been treated.

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    • Tim notes that driving Uber is a terrible job and speculates the driver probably thought about starting the fire for months.
    • Tim says he should be burning down Hollywood after all the meetings he's had with industry people.
    • Tim points out his podcast is usually in the top 25 shows in the world yet the agent had no idea who he was.
    • Tim says he should every day be going through the Palisades with a gas can because of the abuse he takes in this town.

    Palisades fireJonathan RenderneckPacific Palisades

  9. 2 min

    Getting Into the Charlie Kirk Case Gag Order

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    Tim jokes about wanting to be included in the Charlie Kirk case gag order for career benefits, while continuing to watch news coverage of the Palisades fire suspect.

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    • Tim complains about his failed TV pilot with a great writer and Adam McCay producing it.
    • Sam Levenson offered him a 9-second role on Euphoria where he'd be on his hands and knees getting spat on like a pig.
    • Tim says he'd do the Euphoria role if it had ten lines instead of four, willing to get on his knees if they added six more lines.
    • Tim asks his agent how to get into the Charlie Kirk gag order case, saying it's going to make people's careers.
    • Candace Owens keeps saying she's going to violate the Kirk gag order, and Tim wants to know if she's actually in it.

    Charlie KirkCandace OwensSam LevensonAdam McKayEuphoria

  10. 1 min

    Even Arsonists Are Fleeing California

    #News

    Watching more news footage on the Rinderknecht arrest, Tim jokes that even arsonists are leaving LA because of how mismanaged the state has become under Gavin Newsom.

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    • Tim suggests he might have been the last passenger in the arsonist's car, having eaten a breakfast burrito in the Palisades that morning.
    • Tim jokes that even arsonists are fleeing California, using it as evidence of how badly the state is mismanaged.

    Los AngelesPalisades fire

  11. 4 min

    Lance Twigs the Furry Boyfriend Has Vanished

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    Tim digs into the disappearance of Lance Twigs, the furry partner of Charlie Kirk shooting suspect Tyler Robinson, discussing the "fur bed" reports, witness protection speculation, and comparing the case's secrecy to the Boston Marathon bombing's special administrative measures (SAMs).

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    • Tim searches for Lance Twigs, the furry boyfriend of Charlie Kirk's alleged shooter, who has disappeared.
    • Theory that federal agents planted a fur bed in the apartment to make Lance Twigs appear more of a furry than he actually was.
    • Tim clarifies he's looking for beds for humans in the furry fandom, not pet beds, after Google returns pet results.
    • Lance Twigs has vanished and may be in witness protection following his boyfriend's alleged assassination of Charlie Kirk's father.
    • Tim discusses gag orders in the case and warns about potential special administrative measures (SAMs) that could suppress information.
    • SAMs were used in the Boston bombing case to prevent information about the FBI's prior relationship with the Tsarnaev brothers from leaking.
    • Tim predicts people will be suspicious if SAMs appear in the Kirk case, indicating something the government doesn't want revealed.

    Gavin NewsomTyler RobinsonCharlie KirkLance TwigsBoston bombingMichelle McY

  12. 2 min

    Neutrafol and Lucy Ads

    #SponsorNutrafol

    Tim reads ads for Neutrafol hair growth supplements and Lucy nicotine pouches, giving promo codes for both.

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    • Tim endorses Lucy nicotine pouches, saying everyone he knows is using them and comparing different strength levels.

    LucyNeutrifull

  13. 2 min

    Neutrafol and Lucy Ads

    #SponsorLucy

    Tim reads ads for Neutrafol hair growth supplements and Lucy nicotine pouches, giving promo codes for both.

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    • Tim endorses Lucy nicotine pouches, saying everyone he knows is using them and comparing different strength levels.

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  14. 7 min

    Media's Weirdly Low Interest in the Charlie Kirk Assassination Case

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    Tim contrasts the muted press coverage of Tyler Robinson's case and Thomas Matthew Crooks' Trump assassination attempt with the tabloid frenzy of his childhood (OJ Simpson, JonBenét Ramsey, Covington Catholic), arguing the lack of digital footprint and media disinterest is suspicious.

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    • Candace Owens is investigating the case and turning up weird things, but nobody really knows what's going on.
    • Tyler Robinson's furry boyfriend Lance Twigs has disappeared, and people speculate the whole family is in witness protection.
    • Tim breaks down why this case bothers everyone: the media used to obsess over salacious crimes like OJ Simpson and Lacy Peterson.
    • The old media would camp on lawns, climb through windows, and chase down anyone connected to a case, but that energy is missing here.
    • The guy who tried to shoot Trump had no digital footprint at age 20, which is weirdly impossible for someone that age.
    • A man was murdered by someone with contradictory political opinions who was dating a furry or transitioning person, and the family were MAGA people.
    • The press claims they don't want to jeopardize the trial, but they had no such concerns about jury integrity during the OJ Simpson case.
    • The OJ Simpson verdict was so big they played it in Tim's fifth-grade classroom while the world watched.
    • The American media's entire job used to be hunting down people connected to crimes and parading the details on television and in magazines.
    • Tim wants to know what happened to that media culture and how many people are under the Kirk gag order that can't speak about the case.

    Tyler RobinsonCandace OwensLacy PetersonO.J. SimpsonJonBenét RamseyLance TwigsThomas Matthew Crooks

  15. 2 min

    Robinson's Gag Order and Court Appearance Details

    #News

    Tim continues on the Tyler Robinson case, playing news clips about the voluminous evidence, thousands of potential witnesses, and the gag order preventing media discussion.

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    • Tim notes the oddity of sparse public information and voluminous sealed evidence in the Tyler Robinson case despite its scale and potential impact on thousands.
    • Robinson, accused in Charlie Kirk's shooting, appeared virtually at a court hearing where lawyers discussed thousands of potential witnesses and evidence.
    • Defense attorney Katherine Nester describes the discovery in the case as substantial and voluminous.
    • Judge Tony Graph's gag order forbids anyone associated with the case from speaking to news media, creating information barriers.
    • Prosecutors note the incident occurred in front of two or three thousand students, so witness identification is still ongoing.

    Tyler RobinsonCharlie KirkThomas Matthew Crooks

  16. 4 min

    Weird Fault Lines in the Republican Party and Teasing the Cheryl Hines Interview

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    Tim wraps up his thoughts on the case's odd lack of coverage and its exposure of fault lines within the GOP, then transitions into introducing his interview with Cheryl Hines and briefly mentions the looming Venezuela bombing situation.

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    • Tim explains why the lack of media interest in the Thomas Matthew Crooks assassination attempt seems suspicious compared to the Covington Catholic incident.
    • The shooting exposes weird fault lines within the Republican party itself, which even conservative media hasn't fully explored.
    • Tim introduces a serious, respectful interview with Cheryl Hines, emphasizing his commitment to treating guests and their stories with dignity.
    • Tim's dismissal of the Venezuela bombing narrative: the U.S. kills fishermen over suspected drugs and escalates to military strikes.

    Thomas Matthew CrooksCheryl HinesVenezuelaCovington kids

  17. 2 min

    Helix Mattress and Armslist Ads

    #SponsorHelix Sleep

    Tim reads ads for Helix mattresses (25% off, custom quiz) and Armslist.com firearms marketplace with promo code TIM.

    3moments
    • Helix mattresses are the best on the market and guests always ask about them.
    • Mattress shopping is awkward and unnecessary, but Helix makes it easy with a quiz to find your perfect fit.
    • Armslist.com defends Second Amendment rights and has fought the Brady campaign since 2013.

    ArmslistHelix

  18. 2 min

    Helix Mattress and Armslist Ads

    #SponsorArmslist

    Tim reads ads for Helix mattresses (25% off, custom quiz) and Armslist.com firearms marketplace with promo code TIM.

    3moments
    • Helix mattresses are the best on the market and guests always ask about them.
    • Mattress shopping is awkward and unnecessary, but Helix makes it easy with a quiz to find your perfect fit.
    • Armslist.com defends Second Amendment rights and has fought the Brady campaign since 2013.

    ArmslistHelix

  19. 27 min

    Interview with Cheryl Hines: RFK Jr., Vaccines, LA, and Her Book Unscripted

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    Tim interviews Cheryl Hines about her book Unscripted, covering lost Hollywood friendships over her husband RFK Jr.'s politics, vaccine injury compensation debates, life in DC versus LA, the Kennedy family, JD Vance, and a story about a stranger cursing at their car.

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    • Tim asks Cheryl Hines what's happening with vaccines and whether people in Hollywood are being mean to her.
    • People claim they can't be friends with her anymore but ask not to be named, which Hines calls catty and childish.
    • Right before RFK Jr. endorsed Trump, Hines received passionate calls from friends expressing their feelings.
    • Many people have moved out of LA to work in other cities, prompting Tim to joke about why anyone would leave.
    • Hines describes LA as going through a renaissance, though it currently feels like people are struggling to find ways to work and make new content.
    • Tim asks if Hines ever wishes she wasn't married to a controversial guy.
    • When Hines met RFK Jr., he wasn't as prominent and was mainly doing environmental work that LA residents appreciated.
    • Tim jokes that there are a lot of overweight people in other states, but in LA people are fit.
    • DC has become glamorous with attractive women, with Hines joking that RFK Jr. is making everyone do fitness routines.
    • LA residents hate the "Make America Healthy Again" message because it's tied to "Make America Great Again," even though they should support removing arsenic and lead from baby formula.
    • Tim asks if Hines gets nervous talking to media now that her husband is in the administration.
    • Hines says she likes JD Vance as a person from hanging out with him at events and having conversations.
    • When RFK Jr. was running for president, Hines felt deeply concerned about his safety given his uncle and father were assassinated.
    • Hines dismisses the Kennedy curse as a myth, attributing family tragedies to them being risk-takers who live big, full lives.
    • When Hines married RFK Jr., the Kennedy dynasty was in decline and not particularly beloved by the country.
    • Hines mentions she recently did press with Bill Maher, drank too much, and they did spit takes while laughing.
    • Hines says she feels pressure to toe the line as an administration spouse but acknowledges she's never been a political person on social media.
    • Some friendships have been lost, and Hines no longer wants to play pickle ball with certain former friends because they've moved into different worlds.
    • Tim jokes that the hosts of The View get boosters every day, which is why they're the way they are.
    • The vaccine injury compensation program has paid out $5.4 billion, not including COVID vaccine injuries, which Hines frames as factual grounds for discussion.
    • Hines argues people treat vaccine safety like religion—they don't want their beliefs questioned or challenged at all.
    • Tim mentions a friend's mother got a vaccine and had a stroke 48 hours later, raising questions about correlation.
    • Tim asks about Hines' favorite Disney movie, leading to a joke about the non-binary raindrop character from Elemental.
    • Hines loves Palm Beach because it's beautiful and everyone is rich, with pink Rolls-Royces and tuna tartare everywhere.
    • Hines discusses her journey from Tallahassee, Florida to LA, becoming an actress, and then marrying her husband.
    • Though Hines misses Tallahassee, she loves her current complicated life with constant surprises and fascinating people.
    • At a restaurant, a woman ran out to their car and yelled "Fuck you" at them, then returned to her date inside.
    • Tim notes that angry strangers don't understand the comedy they're creating when they make a point to say something awful.
    • Hines had a friend she talked to almost every other day, called her the night before the election with words of comfort, and never heard from her again.
    • Hines reflects that a friendship that lasted 30 years was meant to be in her life for a certain time, despite now being over.
    • Tim's friend threw away a 30-year friendship over politics, which both agree is silly.
    • Hines didn't marry RFK Jr. because of his politics; it was never the basis of their relationship.
    • In her book, Hines clarifies who she is and what actually happened, rather than letting people assume things about her views.
    • Tim argues people should evaluate issues individually and be happy about hostages being released, regardless of broader politics.
    • Some people won't give credit for individual wins like hostage releases because they're focused on making everything about themselves.
    • Tim ends by promoting Hines' book release date of 11/11 and calling for all hostages worldwide to be released.

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