Episode 26 · The GaS Digital / Ray Kump Era
Life In The Bloodbox
Jan 3, 2017 · 1:18:00 · 24 segments, 162 moments indexed
- 1 min
GaS Digital Network promo and Tim Dillon Show intro music and tagline play before the hosts begin talking.
2moments
- 0:10Tim introduces the show's premise: taking a critical look at the people society has decided to hate—billionaires, dictators, CEOs.
- 0:26The show's philosophy: there are bad people in the world, and thank God for them—what's good without evil?
- 1 min
New Year Small Talk and Not Doing Laundry
#Tim and Ray Kump open the new year discussing rain keeping Tim from the laundromat, his father's aversion to rain and arthritis, versus his hardworking grandfather.
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- 0:38Tim opens the new year episode with Ray Kump as guest.
- 0:51Tim almost didn't make it to the show because of rain and a pile of dirty laundry in his apartment.
- 1:15Tim's father, from a long line of thieves, liars, and grifters, hated the rain and would lay on the couch.
- 1:39Tim's grandfather was an accomplished millionaire who actually left the house in the rain, unlike Tim and his father.
- 4 min
Autopsy of Jane Doe and Eyes Wide Shut Deep Dive
#Tim recaps the new horror movie The Autopsy of Jane Doe, riffs on coroners vs medical examiners, then pivots into a long appreciation of Kubrick's Eyes Wide Shut, the IFC Center's Kubrick retrospective, and the film's themes of money and marriage.
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- 1:55Autopsy of Jane Doe is set in a morgue where a hunky employee shows his girlfriend bodies.
- 2:28Brian Cox plays the father and his son is the assistant in this father-son morgue business.
- 3:26The movie's twist reveals the mysterious corpse is a witch killed in Salem with satanic markings.
- 3:57IFC Center is running a full Kubrick retrospective at the end of January into February.
- 4:37Tim watched Eyes Wide Shut today and calls it a great fucking movie.
- 4:49The film has a weird, wobbly tone with dissonant feelings running through it.
- 5:06Articles about the film discuss hidden messages, money's role with the cab driver, and commentary on modern marriage in a decadent society.
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- 3 min
Kubrick's Death, Alex Jones, and Vivian Kubrick's Psychic Dad Claims
#They discuss theories that Kubrick was murdered by the CIA, his daughter Vivian's appearances on Alex Jones claiming Kubrick was clairvoyant, and Tim's skepticism about psychics and mediums like Teresa Caputo and John Edward.
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- 5:40Kubrick died five days after Eyes Wide Shut was released, supposedly from a heart attack or stroke.
- 6:22Tim: Kubrick would have called his daughter an idiot for saying that.
- 6:32Kubrick's knowledge displayed in Doctor Strangelove and 2001 made people in elite circles shocked at how much he understood about how things actually work.
- 7:08Tim acknowledges Kubrick was brilliant, researched obsessively, and poured himself into subjects, but stops short of claiming he had telepathy.
- 7:29Psychics like Teresa Caputo and John Edwards are frauds making millions pretending to communicate with dead children.
- 8:02The accuracy in Kubrick's films wasn't predictive genius—it was just information available in the public record.
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Alex Jones' Kubrick Dinner Story and Media Paradigms
#Continuing the Kubrick/Jones thread, Tim describes a memorable Alex Jones interview moment about being afraid to reveal Kubrick info, then riffs on how even alternative media operates within a controlled paradigm.
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- 8:39Alex Jones recounts having dinner with Kubrick's widow Vivian and being reluctant to discuss it publicly for fear of consequences.
- 8:57Jones realizes mid-interview he should be talking about the Kubrick material on his own show instead of someone else's platform.
- 9:21Tim reflects on how we're all trapped in a paradigm—even attempts to break out of it keep you somewhat inside it.
- 3 min
Merch Pitch: Tim Dillon Going to Hell Thongs and Channel 13 Pledge Drives
#Tim jokingly pitches hand-stitched thong merch and Excelsior/Patron membership tiers, riffing extensively on PBS Channel 13 pledge drives, Ken Burns box sets, and gold/platinum member tote bag gifts.
9moments
- 9:48Tim and Ray will hand-stitch custom thongs if you order and send them your old panties to replace.
- 10:09The thongs are made of Louis J Gomez's pubic hair, but only if you subscribe and give money to the network.
- 10:37Channel 13 would offer Ken Burns deluxe sets with jazz, baseball, and slavery documentaries to patrons.
- 10:59For a $2,500 donation, Channel 13 would give you something that retailed for $74—mostly just a tote bag.
- 11:13Tim remembers Michael P. Roman as one of the few actual people on Channel 13 during pledge drives, the rest pretending to take calls.
- 11:26Tim suspects Channel 13 and PBS pledge drives are a front, since the real funding comes from grants by defense contractors and think tanks.
- 11:56Shows like Sesame Street claim to be brought to you by foundations but are actually sponsored by arms dealers like Halliburton.
- 12:12Charlie Rose and other political journalists were CFR and American Enterprise Institute guys pushing military-political nexus narratives.
- 12:25The New York left, rooted in Channel 13 and the New York Times, perpetuates this system while pretending tote bags are the point.
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- 4 min
Neoliberalism, Charlie Rose Funding, and Trump's Twitter Diplomacy
#Tim connects PBS sponsorship by think tanks and defense contractors to broader points about neoliberal consensus among Democrats and media elites, then transitions into Trump's chaotic tweeting about China and North Korea and whether anyone vets his tweets.
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- 12:42Neoliberalism as the unifying ideology among globalist elites: unfettered free trade, open borders, Tom Friedman cheerleading about China running your life.
- 13:28Neoliberalism means permanent unending war and occupation overseas combined with a bloated Pentagon budget—the actual message Democrats failed to sell to voters in Ohio.
- 13:48Both parties pursue war once in office despite activist-level anti-war rhetoric: Kennedy got into Vietnam, Johnson did too, and neoliberalism got adopted more openly with Hillary.
- 14:19Bankers own the system and pull the strings because politicians depend entirely on their money, and media corporations are one step removed from Goldman Sachs.
- 14:44Donald Trump navigated the new media paradigm through Twitter and Facebook in a way that broke through traditional gatekeeping, despite his faults and failures.
- 15:03Trump's strategy was creating a paradigm where he dominates the news cycle using social media, which is why he keeps tweeting—he needs to control his world.
- 15:18Trump's China tweet about one-sided trade and North Korea represents a complete breach of 100 years of diplomatic protocol with no nuance whatsoever.
- 15:47No one is approving Trump's tweets before he fires them off—the sitting president of the United States just tweets without oversight.
- 16:13The absurdity of foreign relations being conducted via social media: cancel a trade commission on Twitter, announce Russia alliance on Snapchat as a dog filter.
- 16:56The national security apparatus and deep state aren't a monolith—Kissinger might not reach Trump, but someone like Baker potentially could.
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Kissinger, the Deep State, and Trump's Advisors
#They discuss whether Trump can resist Kissinger-style establishment influence, the nature of the 'deep state' as not a monolith, and a documentary about Kissinger's realpolitik legacy.
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- 17:19Kissinger wasn't liked by the Reagan administration and neocons because he represented realpolitik rather than their ideology.
- 17:40Kissinger operates as a rainmaker, bringing everyone to the table to cut deals, willing to sell out allies like Israel or Pakistan to make things work.
- 17:57Tim jokes that mainstream news coverage is sponsored by the Council on Foreign Relations and the Trilateral Commission.
- 18:21A regular podcast listener who won't come on the show—a self-described sex addict Tim won't let on air to protect him.
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- 5 min
The Sex Addict Fan and Howard Stern-Era Homophobia
#Tim describes a listener/friend who is a heterosexual sex addict uncomfortable with gay content, leading into riffs about Howard Stern's influence on his generation's ideas of masculinity and a graphic bit about giving advice on oral sex technique.
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- 18:41The fan just fucked a lot — different girl every night, which Tim finds interesting enough for the show.
- 19:08Tim brought Grindr to show this "very straight" guy, and the fan recoiled at a dick pic while straight friends casually compare size.
- 19:31The guy was raised on the Howard Stern show — Connecticut kid, grew up in late-90s homophobic culture that shaped his ideas about masculinity and women.
- 20:06Tim's friend tells him he doesn't talk about being gay on the show enough, insists that if he wants to be a real star he has to discuss his sexuality more.
- 21:01Tim questions whether the friend actually has credentials to advise him on stardom or whether the sexuality angle is even interesting compared to CIA or cult talk.
- 21:49The fan doesn't want to see a dick pic but also shouldn't be afraid of seeing one — Tim points out the contradiction in his hangup.
- 22:17The sex-addict fan is a big show listener who works a normal middle-management job making low six figures but lives a risky, exciting personal life with gambling and card games.
- 23:00Despite his wild habits, the fan is a regular guy who loves comedy and podcasts — he just wants to be home by 7 p.m. every night and off on weekends.
- 4 min
Buying the Long Island House and Phil the Lounge Singer Losing the Cat
#Tim tells the story of buying his underwater 2007 Long Island house with a 106% mortgage, his mother's mentally ill friend Phil moving in, and the infamous story of Phil losing a friend's cat.
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- 23:42Tim bought a house on Long Island in 2007 with a junk mortgage financed at 106 percent, then walked away from it during the crash.
- 24:22Phil, a lounge singer Tim's mother met in a mental institution, rented a room downstairs and paid from social security.
- 25:00Tim asked Phil to watch a friend's cat with one simple instruction: don't open the door.
- 25:17Phil lost the cat within an hour, opening with the first three words: 'lost the cat.'
- 25:43Tim confronted Phil about why he's living in a foreclosing house with a 22-year-old cocaine addict landlord whom he met through someone from the mental institution.
- 26:19The house he bought for $630,000 lost more than 50 percent of its value and never recovered.
- 27:01Tim told his friend Brian he was buying a house that day while smoking weed driving toward Long Island, and Brian just responded 'you're doing good.'
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- 5 min
Buying the House From Jim the Seller and Discovering Lisa's Lounge
#Tim recounts the sketchy house closing with 'Jim the seller,' then discovers the dive bar Lisa's Lounge up the block, learns the bar was named after the owner's daughter who was killed by a drunk driver, and describes its shabby decor and lone Yelp review.
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- 27:24Jim the seller operates the real estate deal like a mafia operation, nervous and unfamiliar with the paperwork despite being a realtor himself.
- 28:06Tim discovers Lisa's Lounge, a corner bar up the block from his new house, and immediately becomes a regular.
- 28:36The bar is a one-room shithole with Christmas lights, a pool table, jukebox, and foam drop ceiling—no food, just peanuts and pretzels.
- 29:18A picture on the wall shows Lisa, the owner's daughter, who was killed by a drunk driver—the reason the bar is named after her.
- 29:42Lisa's Lounge has only two reviews total across Yelp and TripAdvisor, shocking for any establishment in the modern era.
- 30:39Bartender Jack sells Tim a bottle after-hours, then admits he lives on a boat, establishing the bar's degenerate clientele.
- 31:00Tim begins hanging out four or five nights a week after work, getting blasted until midnight or one in the morning.
- 31:28Tim admits he was a serious alcoholic at the time, drinking half to a full bottle of Ketel One nightly and taking Viking in the morning to manage hangovers for work.
- 31:41His drinking and bar life were tied to the mortgage trap and the overall desperation of the Long Island existence.
- 6 min
The Cast of Lisa's Lounge: Tracy, Marge, Bobby Haha, and the Firemen Party That Never Came
#Tim details the regulars at Lisa's Lounge, including bartender Tracy, elderly patrons on day passes from mental institutions, Marge defecating on the floor, Bobby Haha being drugged nightly by his wife Sally, and George living in his car outside the bar.
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- 32:04Mental institution patients used to get day passes to come drink at the bar and then return.
- 32:21A woman named Jen Lunatic kept setting up an empty party for firemen who never showed up, doing this every month.
- 32:42George received a $200,000 settlement but a woman named Carol spent all his money and he ended up living in his car outside the bar.
- 33:17Bobby Haha's grandson had shot himself three months earlier, and when the Giants won, Bobby looked at the sky and said 'God, I love you, we're even baby.'
- 33:30Bobby Haha's wife Sally used to spit tranquilizers into his beer every night to make him compliant enough to get him in the car to go home.
- 34:09An old woman named Marge shit herself on the bar floor, and when her daughter told her she had to leave, everyone laughed as she was carried out and never returned.
- 34:50A kid would constantly try to drag his mother out of the bar, but she told him to stop ruining her life and just wanted to order clams.
- 35:22Tracy, a bartender, forgot to buy Easter baskets for her kids and said that's why they live with their father.
- 35:43Joanne, another bartender, wouldn't remember where she parked her car, so Tim would smoke a joint with her and then she'd take his car to the bank while high.
- 36:33Tim got reported for an illegal rental in his mother-daughter house and asked the bar regulars to help him strip the second kitchen; they all pitched in without hesitation.
- 37:06Tim describes the bar crowd as degenerate alcoholics united by killing themselves every day through drinking.
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Stripping the Illegal Kitchen and the Helm's Backscratch Drinks
#Tim describes bar regulars helping him strip an illegal second kitchen to avoid a code violation, reminisces on drinking rituals like playing Tom Petty's 'Breakdown' on repeat, and mentions another dive, the Helm, on the nautical mile in Freeport.
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- 37:28Tim describes getting drunk and high in a car seat, tilting his head back to feel like he was on a rollercoaster while between consciousness and unconsciousness.
- 38:02Corner bars in the area were all endangered, places where everybody knew you but the conversations were sad and depressing.
- 38:56Tim and his friend Joe became friends with bartenders at bars like Lisa's Lounge and the Helm, a nautical-themed dive on the Nautical Mile in Freeport.
- 39:10The Helm had warped wood and a lady who would buy you back drinks—every other drink you ordered came free.
- 39:44Tim brought a young fan to Lisa's Lounge and the kid asked why a 22-year-old would hang out there instead of trying to get laid.
- 40:03Tim says he was a real degenerate alcoholic and loved dark corners of the world, couldn't pull himself away from them.
- 40:28He has no interest in the middle ground—sports bars and comfortable places most people enjoy—because of how he's built.
- 3 min
Momo's Burgers and Screaming at Rockabilly Kids
#Tim recalls a burger joint called Momo's and a chaotic bar fight-adjacent story where he screamed at rockabilly kids and their girlfriends without actually throwing a punch, plus a bit about buying a man with Down syndrome a drink.
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- 40:54Tim used to go to a bar called Momo's that served phenomenal hamburgers starting at 11 in the morning.
- 41:48At another bar, Tim got into a confrontation with rockabilly kids while talking to one of their girlfriends.
- 42:06Tim screamed at the rockabilly kids instead of actually fighting them, yelling "Do something, you bitch!" at them.
- 42:47The rockabilly kids felt so bad for Tim they wouldn't hit him, worried he had Down Syndrome.
- 4 min
The Excelsior and Colonel's Packages Pitch, Attempting to Call Joe
#Tim and Ray jokingly pitch absurd merch tiers (Skoal cans, private autopsies, a trip to Lisa's Lounge) while repeatedly failing to get a Skype call working before finally reaching Joe by phone.
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- 43:46Tim describes the Excelsior package: pan-stitched panties, a can of Skoll cherry (which he rates as pretty bad), citrus, and a private autopsy of anyone you choose.
- 44:30The Colonel's package involves a trip to Lisa's Lounge for a drink, seeing Tim's foreclosed house, and performing at the Lizard Lounge open mic without knowing the destination beforehand.
- 45:44Tim attempts to call Joe on his phone because the studio's Skype setup can't handle the call.
- 46:21Joe mentions having three children; Tim asks what happened to the other ones, then learns they're still in the womb and offers congratulations.
- 46:50Tim brought a friend of Lisa's to the lounge who was so disturbed by the experience that Tim recalls it as a horror story, though he and others had great times there.
- 47:44Tim asks Joe about Tracy, the bartender at Lisa's Lounge, whom Tim and Joe once slept at her house.
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- 4 min
Joe calls in and reminisces with Tim about the current state of Lisa's Lounge regulars including Erica, Joni 'the platypus,' her husband Lou No-Nose, and a shrimp-eating incident to prove Tim's straightness.
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- 48:09Tim ate a shrimp out of Erica's mouth while trying to prove his straightness.
- 48:34Erica looked homeless on a good day.
- 48:51Platypus Joni from the Helm now works at Lisa's Lounge and resembles a platypus with a beak.
- 49:06Joni's husband Lou didn't have a nose, just a hole in his face.
- 49:33Joanne worked at the bar while drinking with them instead of raising her kids.
- 49:50On Easter at 9 a.m., Joanne realized she forgot to get candy for her children and the entire bar laughed.
- 50:19Tim spent a couple of years at the bar and still went despite living only a block away.
- 50:51The bar's name came from a woman who was killed in a drunk driving accident.
- 51:07All those people from the bar are still alive and haven't deteriorated as much as Joe suggested.
- 51:26Tim acknowledges missing derelict bars in New York despite his current life with his wife and kids.
- 3 min
Joe and Tim recall Crazy Patty who carved a girl's face and got a nonchalant call from her overdosing son in Vegas, more details on Bobby Haha's poisoning by his wife, and two boating accidents with Joe's dad on Long Island.
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- 51:44Tim describes a woman so intoxicated outside Lisa's lounge that the cab driver had to push her out, wearing prescription diabetic shoes.
- 52:17Sally used to drug her boyfriend Bobby every night to get him to leave, sometimes putting so much in his food he'd choke.
- 52:49Bobby nearly died choking while paralyzed from the drugs, and Sally looked disappointed when he coughed it up and survived.
- 53:16Crazy Patty was a friend who carved up another girl's face with a knife, and openly talked about it all the time.
- 53:52Crazy Patty's son called her from Vegas in the middle of an overdose, and she casually hung up without helping him.
- 54:16The son's last words were "if I don't talk to you again, I love you," after which they just did shots and moved on drinking.
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- 3 min
Joe and Tim discuss a double homicide near Lisa's before their time, open drug dealing outside the bar, and elderly regular Jack using a pocketknife to do cocaine while claiming he was 'building something.'
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- 55:12Tim and Joe's dad would go bar hopping by boat, getting into two separate boating accidents—one landing Tim in a nest of egrets, another crashing into a bridge piling at 30 mph while the Coast Guard approached.
- 55:53They were throwing drugs out of the boat when the Coast Guard showed up asking if they'd been drinking, and Tim just said 'What's drinking?'
- 56:12A double homicide occurred outside Leases years before they started going there, with sketchy people and open drug dealing happening in and around the bar.
- 56:27You could walk into Leases and ask for blow and it turned into a trading floor where people screamed at you trying to get the lowest price on coke.
- 56:47Old people—some in their 60s—were doing a lot of blow at Leases, banging lines without giving a shit.
- 57:02Tim eventually stopped drinking and doing drugs and quit going to the bar, but still misses those people—it's still going on all the time.
- 57:21Jack lived in the boat and was doing blow in his 60s; Tim remembers the first time Jack pulled out a little fold-out pocket knife.
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- 8 min
Joe and Tim recall bringing an upscale friend group who were horrified by the bar's regulars, getting free drinks and food from indifferent bartenders, and owner Steve's bizarre coked-up monologue about starting the bar for lonely people on Christmas.
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- 57:57Bringing young outsiders to Lisa's bar and their horror at the clientele.
- 58:43The bar attracted derelicts and people facing daily consequences, unlike the party scene.
- 59:31Tim and friends deliberately brought upscale Long Island people to horrify them with the bar's crowd.
- 1:00:28The bar wasn't a place for business scams; patrons had actual welfare and disability grifts going on.
- 1:01:29A regular from AA would arrive claiming sobriety, then be hammered ten minutes later.
- 1:02:00Tim and Joe drank all day for free at the bar despite being wealthier than most patrons.
- 1:02:47Steve, the owner, was on coke when he explained starting the bar as a Christmas refuge for people without families.
- 1:03:16Jen set up empty chafing dishes with lights expecting firefighters to a party that never materialized.
- 1:04:08Junior bartended Saturday nights and drew a crowd like other bartenders with reputations in the industry.
- 1:04:38Junior was on acid and shrooms while wild friends came in and disregarded serious conversations.
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- 1 min
Tim and Joe agree to continue the Lisa's Lounge stories in a future episode and say goodbye, with Ray noting he didn't realize Joe had stuck with Tim through the bar years.
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- 1:05:58Tim reflects that it's a crazy time in his life.
- 3 min
David Icke Booking Tease and Reptilian Child Sacrifice Theories
#Tim announces they have feelers out to book David Icke, jokes about lizard-people merch tiers, and discusses Icke's and Alex Jones' theories about reptilians harvesting adrenaline/DMT from sacrificed children.
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- 1:06:19Tim reveals they're trying to book David Icke for the show.
- 1:06:40David Icke originated the lizard people conspiracy theory claiming the world is run by literal reptilians.
- 1:07:18Tim notes that Icke and Alex Jones are conscious of being murdered for covering things like the Franklin scandal.
- 1:07:38Tim says if Icke and Jones actually believe reptilians run the world, they're the ballsiest and most delusional people he's ever seen.
- 1:07:49Casting a wide net with lizard theories prevents focused attention on the actually dangerous people and institutions behind scandals like Franklin.
- 1:08:33Why not make a documentary about actual child trafficking instead of blaming reptilians?
- 1:08:51Icke claims reptilians sacrifice children to extract adrenaline and DMT from their bodies before death.
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- 4 min
New Organ Discovery, Pizza Hut Buffet Live Show Pitch, and Ray's Bisexual Curiosity
#Tim riffs on a newly discovered human organ compared to reptilian eating habits, pitches doing a live show from a Pizza Hut lunch buffet or Tim's old foreclosed house, and teases Ray about being open to threesomes with men.
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- 1:09:48Scientists discover a new organ in the human body, just another flap of colon or stomach.
- 1:10:04Tim compares the discovery to reptilians learning about a new piece of gristle to eat.
- 1:10:14Tim says he'd be welcomed at Lisa's Lounge and wishes he could go there.
- 1:10:25Pitching a live podcast episode from a Pizza Hut lunch buffet.
- 1:10:41The plan: show up unannounced, put $50 on the counter, perform while patrons wander over confused.
- 1:11:11Asking listeners to drive them to the Pizza Hut lunch buffet in Valley Stream in exchange for a $6 lunch.
- 1:11:44Tim clarifies he won't bail anyone out and they'll just Uber if they have to.
- 1:12:09Describing the driver package as the 'Colonel's Package,' where fans get to see the show's inner workings.
- 1:12:28Mentioning a fan sex addict who might let them film at one of his orgies.
- 1:12:41Debating whether three women counts as an orgy or just the fan's regular arrangement.
- 3 min
Tim runs down his upcoming DC and New Jersey tour dates, plugs TimDillonComedy.com, asks listeners to rate and review on iTunes for a raffle, and Ray plugs his Twitter.
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- 1:12:53Ray's not even gay, just likes to touch shit.
- 1:13:16Tim argues you could consider getting pegged once by two women.
- 1:13:33Tour dates: Washington D.C. at the Big Hunt January 13th-14th, plus a winery in New Jersey on January 21st.
- 1:14:01Subscribe and rate the show on iTunes—five-star ratings help fund the Pizza Hut lunch buffet trips.
- 1:14:35Ray Kump plugs his website, which is just his Twitter account.
- 1:14:48Tim admits he doesn't do much on Twitter and gains about a thousand followers a year, so it won't matter for his career.
- 1:15:07Tim asks listeners to tweet if they're willing to pick up the show in Queens and drive them to the Pizza Hut lunch buffet.
- 3 min
Katie Beers Kidnapping and Spaceplex Memories
#Tim tells the true crime story of Katie Beers, a Long Island girl kidnapped and held in an underground dungeon near the Spaceplex arcade he used to visit, jokes about getting her on the show, then signs off.
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- 1:15:22Tim recalls the Katie Beers kidnapping case from childhood and how it connected to Spaceplex, a local arcade.
- 1:15:48He had attended a birthday party at Spaceplex before, but his mom prevented him from going the day Katie Beers was abducted there.
- 1:16:16John Spazito, a family friend, took Katie Beers and held her in an underground dungeon he'd built in his house with a chain around her neck.
- 1:16:38Authorities found her after making multiple attempts to search Spazito's house while he was a person of interest.
- 1:16:52Tim dismisses Katie Beers' book about the kidnapping, joking that after weeks trapped in a dungeon being fed salami, she doesn't deserve his readership.
- 1:17:10He proposes getting Katie Beers on the show and doing an episode from Spaceplex if it's still open.
- 1:17:28Tim jokes about kidnapping Katie Beers again and then taking her to a Pizza Hut Lunch Buffet as a super premium episode.
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