Episode 162 · The Porch Era
162 - Assland
Aug 25, 2019 · 1:26:47 · 201,000 views · 29 segments, 182 moments indexed
This week Tim broadcasts from the garage at 2 in the morning to talk about Songland, a funny idea he pitched with Mullen that got rejected, and yet another altercation at Swinger's Diner.
- 1 min
Opening jingle bit with a character called Timmy the Trashcan asking patrons to throw their trash into him.
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- Tim introduces himself as Timmy the Trashcan and explains his love of trash, particularly candy wrappers.
- The character appeals to people to dispose of trash properly by giving it to him instead of throwing it on the floor.
- 1 min
Comedy Store Set and the Wheelchair Joke
#Tim explains there's no video tonight and recaps a great set at the Comedy Store, including a bit about sobriety that got dark when an audience member revealed she put herself in a wheelchair.
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- Tim had a set at the Comedy Store tonight in LA before flying to Raleigh early tomorrow.
- Tim recovered the mood after the heavy disclosure and says it became one of his best sets at the store.
- Now it's past midnight and he's exhausted before his 10 a.m. flight to North Carolina.
- 1 min
Late Night Recording and Neighbors With Real Jobs
#Tim riffs on recording at nearly 1am, complaining about neighbors who might have actual jobs, and muses about people who don't even know who to properly hate.
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- Tim explains they can't sit on the porch screaming at 1 a.m. because the neighbors actually have jobs and go somewhere to do things.
- Many people don't even know who to hate, especially bitter and resentful ones, so Tim tells them they're wasting their anger on the wrong targets.
- 3 min
Meeting With Agents About the 'Deficit in the Market'
#Tim describes a meeting with his LA agents where he pitched pointing out the comedy deficit in late night/political comedy, and they preferred talking about money instead; he riffs on SNL's Epstein material and the agents' vibe.
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- Tim was in a meeting with agents in LA complaining about the lack of funny content in current comedy and late-night TV.
- Agent suggests they could point out either the deficit in the market or the deficit of money; Tim volunteers to speak to both.
- Tim says they're here to work and ready to go, but nobody in the industry has guts or balls anymore.
- People stuck watching milquetoast garbage entertainment on networks turn to his show instead, where they actually laugh.
- Tim notes his show has grown tremendously, they're making funny videos, pushing the envelope, and creating actual satire about what's happening.
- Tim expresses uncertainty about whether SNL even attempted an Epstein bit, but guarantees their take wasn't his.
- Agent asks if he can give Tim a bad idea; Tim responds he'd be shocked and saddened if the agent didn't offer a few bad ideas.
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Terrible Pitches: Michael Phelps Swim Lessons and Recreating Celebrity Deaths
#Tim recounts absurd pitches from his agent, including him doing physical comedy he's bad at like Michael Phelps trying to teach him to swim, and agreeing to recreate celebrity deaths like Whitney Houston and John Belushi for money.
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- One of the producers pitches: Tim doing something he's not good at, like Michael Phelps teaching him to swim.
- Tim counters with his own pitch: recreating Whitney Houston's death in a bathtub.
- Another producer is working with Blake Griffin on a new show where he does stuff with celebrities.
- Tim volunteers to take a basketball to the face from Blake Griffin until he bleeds, claiming he'll do whatever they want.
- Tim explains his new philosophy: he doesn't have to like the work anymore, doesn't have to think it's good or enjoy it.
- Tim asks if there's janitorial work available in the building instead—maybe pushing a broom or doing maintenance.
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Celebrities at the Olive Garden and the New Genre of Celebrity Reality Shows
#Tim mocks the trend of TV shows where celebrities like Post Malone and Jimmy Fallon do mundane things (going to Olive Garden), questioning who asked for this and what purpose it serves for exhausted, medicated audiences.
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- Tim questions who actually wants to watch celebrities at casual restaurants like Nicki Minaj at the Olive Garden.
- People come home from soul-crushing jobs, medicate themselves, and passively consume whatever television is pushed at them without anyone asking what they want.
- Tim mocks the premise of celebrities visiting the Olive Garden, questioning whether the show is mocking the restaurant's actual customers.
- The new genre of celebrity reality shows claims to humanize celebrities and show their fun side, but Tim questions what the actual purpose is.
- He attended a meeting at Soho House and observed that every idea in entertainment is worse than the one before it.
- Soho House is a five-thousand-dollar-a-year private club filled with dilettantes and people who think they're in the entertainment business.
- Tim describes Soho House as a social club for coked-out, delusional sociopaths in LA, unlike actual elite clubs like the Knickerbocker or Metropolitan Club in New York.
- At Soho House, someone told Tim that while things seem bad online, everything's actually fine in the real world.
- Tim points out that someone in a private club surrounded by Ferraris, Bentleys, Rolls-Royces, and Maseratis has never experienced the actual real world.
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- 3 min
The Soho House and Vine Kids Who Made Fortunes
#Tim describes visiting the Soho House private club, encountering wealthy dilettantes and former Vine stars who got rich doing nothing, contrasting their careless privilege with his own struggle to get a TV show made.
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- Young Vine kids made fortunes just by getting on stage with water bottles while Tim begs for a TV show despite having multiple talents.
- Everything feels hopeless now — he tries for an hour and it's all for nothing.
- Tim questions who actually watches the Emmys — people in Ohio whose kids are stealing their back medication while they're barricaded in bathrooms.
- Who are emotionally invested in award shows deciding who gets Best Supporting Actress — what could possibly matter less?
- Emmy consideration billboards line LA streets while tent cities of homeless people below suffer from diseases like cholera and yellow fever.
- What psychopath puts any thought into Emmy considerations while all this is happening.
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For Your Emmy Consideration Billboards
#Tim mocks Emmy campaign billboards in LA, wondering who still cares about award shows amid homeless tent cities and general societal decay nearby.
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- Tim has criticized West Hollywood's Swingers restaurant repeatedly but tolerates the Santa Monica location, though he finds both faux-1950s retro diners ridiculous.
- Real diners are an East Coast tradition; while some old ones exist on the West Coast, Swingers was founded in the 1990s and doesn't qualify.
- The food at Swingers is atrocious and the service is incompetent and rude, but Tim says those aren't even his biggest problems with the place.
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Swingers Diner Human Trafficking Conspiracy Bit
#Tim launches into an elaborate joke accusing the Swingers diner in West Hollywood of running a child trafficking ring, mocking its menu items, decor, and a run-in with a waitress who called him out for talking about the restaurant on the podcast.
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- Swingers Diner in West Hollywood is running a human trafficking ring
- People on Seeking Arrangement decide money amounts before meeting at the diner
- Tim's evidence: it's in Hollywood, which is most of what he has
- The early bird special on the menu raises red flags
- BYO omelet deciphered as Bind Your Orphan omelet
- A waitress at Swingers confronted him about material from the podcast
- Tim tips servers well because he knows they're all drug addicts buying pills
- The waitress said she enjoyed the breakfast and his new material
- Tim clarifies this is a bit but Swingers is actually a horrific restaurant
- He sent an email to his list telling fans not to go to Swingers West Hollywood during their feud
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Swingers Menu, Tina Turner, and Tattoo Rant
#Tim continues mocking Swingers' menu (misspelled 'girdle', fake Tina Turner endorsement), then pivots into a rant about people covered in bad tattoos who can't afford to finish or fix them.
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- Swingers restaurant puts Tina Turner on the menu despite her never eating there and living in Switzerland.
- Tim still might visit the Santa Monica location because of a centrist blogger who sits there daily and is basically homeless.
- Tim and Ben bought the homeless blogger dinner, but he got upset and asked why they did it for him.
- Tim's main complaint about Swingers: they're running a human trafficking ring and a pedophile ring in West Hollywood.
- Secondary issue with Swingers is that the meatloaf is dry and staff doesn't know the difference between appetizer and entree.
- The waitresses at Swingers all have excessive tattoos covering their entire bodies.
- Tim argues that most people's arms are just covered in garbage-looking tattoos that require constant fixing and covering up.
- People with tattoos will never get buried in a Jewish cemetery, unlike Jeffrey Epstein who has no tattoos.
- 5 min
Tim segues into a BlueChew sponsor read, riffing on using sex as a means of upward mobility, joking about Jeffrey Epstein, pedophiles, and why hot/dumb people with 'hard dicks' get further in life than smart people.
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- Tim argues your way out of poverty is to sleep with a woman who'll inherit property, even a modest split-level in Arizona.
- You won't win big at a casino or finish a novel anyone cares about—that's the reality of your situation.
- BlueChew has the same ingredients as Viagra and Cialis but easier to obtain; doctors consult online and ship it discreetly.
- Tim dismisses self-consciousness about erectile dysfunction: people take other drugs for optimal performance without shame, so why not this?
- Use promo code TD for five dollars shipping instead of paying full price—why wouldn't you want to be harder?
- Tim warns pedophiles not to use BlueChew, telling them to keep their dicks soft.
- Sex is a tool to advance in life; Tim's good-looking friends succeeded not through talent or work ethic but by being good at fucking.
- The world favors people with hard dicks and empty heads over people like him trying to change things through comedy.
- Tim claims Italians have big dicks because God took part of their brain and put it in their penis instead of making them intelligent.
- Being smart is almost an impediment in this world—better to have a big hard dick than intelligence you can't properly use.
- 5 min
Bring the Funny and Chrissy Teigen Judging Comedians
#Tim rips into NBC's 'Bring the Funny' for having Chrissy Teigen and Heidi Klum-type judges with no comedy credentials judge working comedians, arguing hot people get to judge everyone else because of their looks.
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- Songland and Bring the Funny are NBC's new competition shows where unqualified judges evaluate working artists.
- Tim on Chrissy Teigen judging comedy: she's only famous for being married to John Legend and tweeting about avocados.
- Funny people have to perform in front of a Sports Illustrated swimsuit model who gets to decide if they're good.
- If Chrissy Teigen looked different, she'd be exchanging cans at a recycling center instead of judging comedians who trained for years.
- The world doesn't need more comedians or goofballs; the country has serious issues to deal with.
- Heidi Klum on America's Got Talent sits there telling people they suck, benefiting only from being hot and tall.
- If Heidi Klum were four foot two instead of six feet tall, she'd be a desperate waitress at Outback Steakhouse in Tallahassee.
- Tim would just be hot and rich if he looked like that—people would pay him money just for existing.
- Bring the Funny should be judged by ugly people who actually need comedy and have suffered real tragedy.
- The judges should be people who've lost someone within two months—like a woman whose husband died saving her daughters from a riptide.
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- 1 min
Who Should Really Judge Bring the Funny
#Tim proposes that Bring the Funny should be judged by people who've suffered real tragedy, like someone who recently lost a spouse, rather than models.
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- Tim jokes about someone telling him his material is too dark after their husband died.
- The newest judge on the show is coming in, and Tim questions who's actually writing the current music being promoted.
- Tim pulls up Doja Cat's "Juicy" lyrics as an example of the caliber of songwriter that will win the show.
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Song Land and Doja Cat's 'Juicy' Lyrics
#Tim reads and mocks the lyrics to Doja Cat's 'Juicy' as an example of the caliber of songwriting NBC's new show Song Land will supposedly showcase, riffing extensively on 'booty,' 'plump,' and 'lunch.'
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- Song Land is NBC's songwriting competition show that will own whatever songs it helps create.
- Doja Cat's 'Juicy' lyrics: 'I keep it juicy, I eat that lunch, she keep that booty plump.'
- Tim wants to see the behind-the-scenes look at the brilliant songwriters who came up with these lyrics.
- The entire song is about an ass, so they just have to describe an ass for the whole song.
- 'I eat that lunch' is clever because it suggests eating ass and also suggests she eats lunch so she keeps her ass fat.
- The lyrics sound like they were written by speech-to-text software that malfunctioned, picking up every third word.
- Tim questions what psychopaths think they're going to write songs like Juicy in NBC's competition.
- The judges include Ryan Tedder, Ester Dean, and Shane McAnally, who work with songwriters to create hits.
- No one cares about the lyrics—they don't even have to make sense; she could just say 'fat ass, juicy, fat ass.'
- The move now is to have a fat ass—that's how people get big; just have a fat ass with no cellulite and we'll write a song around it.
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Imagining a Failed Songwriter Pitching a Sob Story
#Tim imagines a sad singer-songwriter pitching an emotional song about his dead grandmother to a disinterested agent who only wants ass-shaking pop songs.
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- Tim's agent had someone downstairs playing acoustic guitar, hoping it was Shawn Mendes or another celebrity.
- Nothing sadder than a disinterested LA agent listening to a failed songwriter's sob story about his dead grandma in Portland.
- Agent tells the songwriter to take his pants off and stop playing, says no one cares about his story anymore.
- Songwriter claims he wrote a beautiful song about connecting with who he is, but agent interrupts with questions about keeping lunch juicy.
- Agent tells him to get out of the office, go to Nashville, and kill himself because his story doesn't work.
- Tim notes you have to act like everything's great in the golden era as a failed musician pitching your work.
- 7 min
Tim reads a Monday.com ad about staying organized, riffing extensively about his own disorganization, living in a stranger's room, Ben's sobriety, and an extended bit about a man confessing to his wife that Monday.com worked but he's still a loser.
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- Tim's Monday is Thursday; his weekend is the regular week because he performs multiple shows across different days.
- Lack of organization has prevented his success in everything; he and Ben are only now starting to get organized after Ben got sober a little over a year ago.
- Tim is living in the middle of a divorce, now residing in a 19-year-old girl's room in New York while managing an escape-artist cat named Oscar.
- If he were organized, he'd have nine pilots written, though networks would still reject him anyway.
- Gary Vaynerchuk's hustle culture messaging—'crush it, kill it'—requires actual business efficiency to work.
- Tim just checked in for a flight leaving in seven hours and doesn't want to go to work, which is his Monday.
- Fail because your content sucks or you lack the fire inside, not because of organizational failures like missed emails.
- Jump without looking down, and when you realize you're falling into a pit of knives and snakes, that's the real reason to fail—not accidental managerial mistakes.
- Everyone sitting in their room eating Domino's is a business and doesn't even know it.
- If his business fails after using Monday.com, he can tell his wife he sucks instead of blaming organizational issues.
- The worst marital conversation is admitting to your spouse that it wasn't clerical issues—it was you.
- Monday.com slash Tim offers a free 14-day trial with no commitment.
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Boomers, Bernie Sanders, and Baby Talk in Pop Music
#Tim reflects that boomers at least had good music, argues the political system always wins over idealists, and describes modern pop lyrics as regressive 'baby talk.'
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- Boomers had good music, even though Tim criticizes them in other ways.
- Tim argues that Boomers were idealistic too, and the system will probably win again despite current activism.
- Kids will eventually realize they memed their way to nothing and nothing really changed.
- Obama fought for eight years and got a healthcare plan that amounts to barely $30 off cancer treatment.
- Pop culture has bastardized itself into a literal sewer over several cycles.
- These songs sound like they were written by someone who had a stroke or can barely understand language.
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More Celebrity-Doing-Mundane-Things Show Ideas
#Tim continues riffing on the celebrity reality show genre, imagining Amy Adams working at a private prison, Liam Hemsworth in a sober house, and Madonna touring a Raytheon missile factory.
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- Audiences want to see celebrities doing mundane things like going to the bowling alley with Cardi B or eating at Olive Garden.
- Tim on seeing Cameron Diaz eat at Olive Garden making him feel better about living in a polluted missile-test town.
- Next show concept: Amy Adams working at a private juvenile detention center.
- Tim pitches Liam Hemsworth working in a sober house with three addicts trying to kill him with forks.
- Tim frustrated having to sit in rooms nodding along to celebrity pitches while thinking nothing makes sense.
- Show idea: Madonna making biochemical weapons with Raytheon, touring the missile factory.
- Madonna is 85 years old and a corpse, so probably won't be chosen for the role.
- Tina Turner did it right by disappearing for four years and leaving the country.
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Tina Turner, Ike, and Billie Eilish Rant
#Tim discusses a CBS Sunday Morning piece where Tina Turner seemed to defend Ike, jokes about bringing back corporal punishment, then tears into Billie Eilish's lyrics and talent.
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- Tina Turner defended Ike Turner in a CBS Sunday Morning interview, saying he was sweet and loving in the beginning.
- Tim compares Ike Turner's and Joe Jackson's methods unfavorably but says if forced to choose, he'd pick the beatings that produced their talents over the mediocrity without them.
- Billie Eilish has no talent and sings about inappropriate relationships with older men.
- One of the Olsen twins killed Heath Ledger, and Tim has moved on from caring about it.
- When people defend Billie Eilish's music as deep and good, Tim tells them to listen themselves instead of asking him to.
- Her songs all sound the same, whispered and manipulative.
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Nothing Will Ever Be Bad Enough for Hollywood
#Tim argues Hollywood/LA will never stop producing terrible content until some apocalyptic event swallows it, referencing Bill Hicks' Arizona Bay bit, then circles back to defending his 'deficit in the market' pitch.
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- Nothing will ever be bad enough for Hollywood people until the San Andreas Fault swallows them into the earth.
- Tim references Bill Hicks's bit about LA sinking into Arizona Bay.
- Tim announces he's going to keep pointing out the deficit in the market rather than do something funny.
- Songwriters are supposed to have thankless jobs with big beautiful homes and nobody cares who they are.
- Tim argues against showing the songwriting process to audiences who don't care about it.
- Let people think singers write their own songs—it's all fake and that's fine, don't peel back the curtain.
- Tim wants to know what Corey Feldman has been talking about for thirty years or if he's full of shit.
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Corey Feldman, MKUltra Jokes, and the Magic of Not Knowing How Show Business Works
#Tim references a beloved bit he and Ray did about Corey Feldman's talk show appearances and MKUltra conspiracy jokes, then argues that shows like Song Land ruin the 'magic' of not knowing how songs and success are actually made.
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- Tim and Ray's bit about Corey Feldman going rogue on morning TV while MK-Ultra generals watch in disbelief.
- How comedians come up with their bits and why people watch competition shows to feel good about never taking risks themselves.
- Tim says show business was more magical when he didn't know how it actually worked—when he thought talent and hard work mattered.
- Learning that success is often strategizing and plotting rather than being good at the thing you said you'd be good at ruins the magic.
- When you bring the funny to a casting, they reject you and tell you they ordered something else—a specific body type or demographic instead.
- The GrubHub casting order: mixed race, 19-year-old socialist, Native American in a wheelchair, with emphasis on having a large ass, not necessarily attached to a person.
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GrubHub Bring the Funny Bit and Swingers Ad Callback
#Tim does an extended bit imagining a GrubHub delivery order mix-up between 'the funny' and a 'fat ass,' then circles back into more mockery of Swingers restaurant's vibe and decor.
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- Swingers in West Hollywood has bad food, worse service, and an embarrassing decor and vibe.
- Tim's analysis of where to actually live in LA: Hancock Park, East Coast Tudor, Malibu, or Beverly Hills with Saudi neighbors and white tigers.
- Tim announces he'll be opening for Doja Cat all summer.
- He predicts future songs will just be baby talk and nonsensical sounds as intelligence continues to decline.
- Tim imagines music videos evolving to feature only shaking asses without human bodies attached.
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Opening for Doja Cat and Trip to New York Plans
#Tim jokes about being asked to open for Doja Cat, then talks about an upcoming trip to New York to record with Ray, visit his mother and father, and considers hotel neighborhoods.
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- Tim defends Doja Cat's "Aida" as catchy despite acknowledging it isn't great musically.
- Planning a trip to New York to record with Ray Lucy, see his parents, and spend a few days there.
- Odd feeling to return to a place he lived his whole life by booking a hotel instead.
- The Financial District is depressing, especially when you don't have any finances.
- Prefers Tribeca and the Village over downtown, looking at Midtown options near where Alex lives.
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Tim pivots into a Wix ad about the importance of having a personal brand and website, riffing on stereotypes and mocking amateur photographers who think their hobby is impressive.
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- Your personal brand is why your life isn't what you want it to be; people need to understand who you are in three words or less.
- Tim runs through examples of three-word brands: fat black nerd, angry butch dyke, skinny smart herpes, loud Jew.
- You need a website as part of your brand, and Wix makes it easy with templates and drag-and-drop builders.
- Photography is what complete losers get into; it requires nothing but buying a camera and taking pointless pictures of lakes.
- Your entire life from birth to death is just wasting time in different chunks, and most of what you say grates on people like nails on a chalkboard.
- 3 min
Tim continues mocking people who 'get into photography,' mentions his father's bird photos in retirement, and repeats the Wix discount call to action.
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- Tim on people getting into photography: run the other way, there's nothing to get into.
- Israel got mad at him over photography arguments, but Tim says there are a lot of people just wasting time with shiny toy cameras.
- If you're going to be a photographer, put your photos on a professional website so maybe somebody will buy your Long Island Sound print.
- People saying they're getting into photography are never worthwhile—they're people that should be thrown in a lake.
- Tim pitches Wix with a 10% discount code for premium plans so amateur photographers can display their sunset bridge photos.
- Tim's father takes photos of birds in his backyard now and his wife makes them into things they hang on the wall—the last stage of life.
- Tim hopes people stay healthy to experience taking photos of birds, which is what the final decade looks like.
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Accepting the Fakeness of LA and Why This Show Succeeds
#Tim talks about surrendering to the fakeness of LA and show business, arguing that authenticity is why shows like his, Rogan's, Theo's, and Bert Kreischer's succeed while network fear-based comedy fails.
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- You have to give yourself over to LA's fakeness or you'll lose your mind.
- What people actually want is safe, agreeable content—they think watching Jimmy Fallon eat fettuccine is great.
- Tim talks to regular friends who watch the show and don't agree with what he says, and that's fine.
- Hollywood wants you to agree with people and not laugh, but Tim prefers if you laugh at the show regardless of whether you agree.
- The meetings Tim has now involve people who just want you to nod and smile—everything is fear-based and safe.
- Shows like this one succeed because they're genuinely funny and authentic, unlike the safe content industry wants.
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The Billy Joel Disease Fundraiser Pitch With Nick Mullen
#Tim recounts a legendary unproduced bit he and Nick Mullen pitched involving a fake charity for kids who look like Billy Joel, Billy Joel impersonator fights, and rowing to Plum Island, and laments no one wanting to make anything fun.
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- Tim wonders why Nick Mullen hasn't had ten TV shows despite being funny.
- The fake Billy Joel disease fundraiser pitch: kids Photoshopped to look like Billy Joel, with Billy Joel impersonators fighting onstage at a real fundraiser event.
- Tim would row a boat to Plum Island, the disease research facility, singing Billy Joel songs, with the Long Island medium or Alexa Ray Joel as his companion.
- The Patreon model allows Tim to make the funny content he wants without network constraints, sitting in a garage at 2 a.m. for over a year.
- Tim turned down a stand-up opportunity because the people involved agreed it would be bad, and he refuses to work cynically just because everyone else does.
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Sticking With the Patreon Model Over Network Deals
#Tim explains the decision to keep doing independent, authentic content via Patreon rather than compromise for a bad network deal, while joking he'd delete the episode if a network paid him.
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- Tim explains the Patreon model has been working, so they're sticking with it rather than chasing network deals.
- 2 min
Tim lists upcoming tour dates in New Jersey, Cincinnati, Tampa, and Providence, asks listeners to rate/review/subscribe, addresses YouTube complaints about no video, and signs off before his flight to Raleigh.
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- Tour dates: Stress Factory in New Jersey September 5-7, Go Bananas in Cincinnati September 11-12, Side Splitters in Tampa in October, and Providence Rhode Island.
- Tim asks listeners to rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and YouTube, apologizing for the lack of video this week.
- He addresses complaints about missing video: they have a limited budget and are doing everything they can to make it happen.
- Follow Tim on Instagram and Twitter, and tell people the show is funny and good if you can't subscribe to the page.
- Flying to Raleigh tomorrow for a show at Good Night's Comedy Club, hoping college kids who just got back will show up.
- Tim thinks he'll do well with preppy Raleigh people and plans to call them out during his set.
- Had a real fun set at the Comedy Store tonight and is trying to make LA his home despite the city being run by Satan.
- The only problem with LA is Satan running it, but the weather is nice.
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