Episode 105 · The GaS Digital / Ray Kump Era
Tin Foil Hat and Tim at Skankfest
Jul 19, 2018 · 1:06:12 · 21 segments, 144 moments indexed
- 3 min
Cold Open: Skankfest Intro and Ryan's First NYC Trip
#Sam Tripoli and Ryan open the live Skankfest episode of Tinfoil Hat, hyping the crowd and joking about being the "first gay couple of conspiracy theories," before Ryan recounts his first trip to the East Coast.
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- 2:08Sam introduces Ryan Davis as his co-host, calling them the first gay couple of conspiracy theories.
- 3:15Ryan Davis is visiting New York City for the first time, making this his first trip to the East Coast.
- 2 min
Ryan's 30-Mile NYC Walkabout Looking for Crack and Trannies
#Ryan describes wandering from Brooklyn to Times Square looking for transsexual experiences and getting offered crack in Washington Square Park, then walking 50 blocks back rather than take the subway.
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- 3:21Tim suggests moving to Williamsburg to take over the hipster scene, claiming Silver Lake has nothing on it.
- 3:53Tim lists three theories for Ryan's absence: dead phone, kidnapping, or gay sex.
- 4:10Ryan was trolling for transsexual encounters and figured NYC would be the best place for a first experience.
- 4:24He found a guy in Washington Square Park trying to sell him crack and considered reselling it for profit.
- 4:40Ryan walked from Brooklyn over the Williamsburg Bridge all the way to Times Square.
- 4:55New York cops constantly look like they're doing nothing, just leaning against cars watching women.
- 5:09A cop told Ryan the distance was 50 blocks; Ryan decided to walk it anyway.
- 5:26Ryan asks listeners for location information on where to find crack and transsexual prostitutes in the city.
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- 2 min
Sam thanks the Skankfest organizers, roasts the crowd (counting women and Black attendees in the room), jokes about a young superfan named Ryan/Buddy, and introduces the special guests.
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- 5:37Tim thanks the organizers of Skankfest and shouts out Arshafir.
- 5:56The festival is called Canc-Fest and has been a huge success.
- 6:12Tim compares the packed venue to a gay bar in Montana.
- 6:27Tim gives a shout-out to the women in the room, noting there aren't enough women in conspiracy theories.
- 6:45Three black guys in attendance gets labeled almost a sleeper cell.
- 7:01Tim compares the turnout to his tenth birthday where nobody showed up.
- 7:13Buddy gets introduced as the guy who looks like he touches the kids.
- 7:25Tim explains they needed to call in heavy hitters for the Fuck Tinfoil Hat podcast at Skankfest.
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- 3 min
Tim Dillon and Ray Kump join the stage; jokes fly about Ray's grandfather being a literal Nazi, Tim being a "pita broker" for twinks, and the group discusses being demonized as conspiracy theorists compared to Alex Jones.
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- 8:19Tim has an undisclosed location with several boys after his Netflix episode.
- 8:37Ray Kump is described as the Groupon of pedophilia.
- 8:54Tim's grandpa was a Nazi who spent seven years in the gulag.
- 9:16The implication that Ray's grandpa didn't finish the job, given Chrissy Chaos is alive.
- 9:31Tim says it's an amazing time to be a conspiracy theorist.
- 10:09Tim argues conspiracy theorists are relaxed and not a militia threat.
- 10:27The audience member in a Nesquik shirt proves they're not dangerous.
- 2 min
Sam lays out his "Rules of the Ronin" for staying out of political trouble, then calls out an alleged FBI/CIA presence in the crowd, including a driver named Trey.
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- 10:45Alex Jones got so mad but he's just gonna go to a barbecue.
- 11:03Tim explains the rules of the Ronin as his personal code to stay out of political problems.
- 11:27Any actions people take when they leave are theirs alone, not Tim's responsibility.
- 11:43Tim welcomes the CIA and FBI in the room and points out Trey as his driver.
- 11:57He gives a round of applause for all the secret service and weirdos trying to suppress the truth.
- 12:07Rule two: don't defend anyone you don't personally know, because that's identity politics.
- 12:23Rule five overrides everything—right the fucking wrongs.
- 4 min
The Clinton Body Count and the Rise of the Heroin Hillbillies
#The panel runs through Clinton body count lore, tying it to Pablo Escobar, Iran-Contra cocaine trafficking through Arkansas, and the Koch brothers funding the Clintons to move Democrats to the center.
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- 13:05Tim asks the crowd how many genuinely believe in an actual Clinton body count.
- 14:06The Clinton body count theory spans decades, allegedly rooted in her father taking over the Chicago mob after Capone.
- 14:54Tim lays out the Iran-Contra narrative: the CIA used drug dealers like Pablo Escobar as assets while flying cocaine into Miami and Arkansas.
- 15:38Arkansas was ranked 50th in income, crime, and education—the porta potty of America—making it the perfect base for CIA drug operations.
- 16:21Koch brothers funded the Clinton election because the Clintons were brought in to move Democrats to the center and create centralists.
- 16:35Tim concludes that people mistake criticism of their party for criticism of themselves, but the two are not the same thing.
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- 3 min
Munchausen MSNBC, Trump vs Hillary Jokes, and Melania the Gold Digger GOAT
#Riffing on MSNBC's Russia narrative as a kind of Munchausen-by-proxy for the Democrats, followed by dueling left/right caricature jokes about Trump and Hillary, and crowning Melania Trump the greatest gold digger of all time.
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- 16:45MSNBC is exhibiting Munchausen syndrome by proxy, pushing the Russian narrative to drive Democrats away from their own party.
- 17:13The DNC is the Washington Wizards while the RNC is the Globetrotters—one always loses, and people fight over politicians they don't actually know.
- 17:57Tim jokes people defend Hillary like she's their mom, then asks if the listener's mother is killing Anthony Bourdain.
- 18:24Left thinks Trump looks like a ringing thing's asshole with roadkill hair and a small penis; right thinks Hillary is a Sith Lord with a possible stargate vagina.
- 18:52Melania Trump is the Michael Jordan of gold diggers, making Instagram models look like hood rats by comparison.
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- 4 min
Carol Peledino's Explosion Death and the SVR Report
#Ray tells the story of an elderly couple who died in a house explosion allegedly right before testifying against the Clinton Foundation, cites a dubious SVR/Kremlin report, and connects it to a Canadian couple found dead in Haiti and a woman who died in a NYC trash chute at Anthony Weiner's old apartment.
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- 19:33Carol Peledino and her husband died in a home explosion in New Jersey just before she was set to testify against the Clinton Foundation about pharmaceuticals.
- 19:55The New York Times reported twice in the article that there was no foul play, then Tim went to a Russian intelligence website to dig deeper.
- 20:22SVR report from the Kremlin claimed the US government knew about Peledino's planned testimony before the FBI and Hillary Clinton.
- 21:10Audience is completely lost and confused about what show they're watching or what's being discussed.
- 21:33Tim connects the pattern to a recent Canadian couple working with the Clintons in Haiti who were found dead with their arms tied behind them.
- 22:14The Canadian couple had a red scarf in their mouth, prompting speculation about the circumstances of their death.
- 22:42A woman in New York was found dead after falling down a trash chute, but she lived in Anthony Weiner's old apartment building.
- 23:04Tim suggests his guest is on acid and seeing connections between all these deaths and the Clintons.
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- 3 min
Anthony Bourdain's Death and Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation Theory
#The group speculates that Anthony Bourdain's death may have been accidental auto-erotic asphyxiation, riffing on the awkward choice of whether a hypothetical witness would call the cops or masturbate first, and musing on whether Bourdain was simply bored of his charmed life.
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- 23:45Tim cites 47 deaths attributed to the Clintons, including 11 bodyguards, calling them either evil or the most unlucky people in the world.
- 24:16The pattern of suspicious deaths: people deciding to park on train tracks, tie their shoes in car trunks—implausibly coincidental scenarios.
- 24:35Tim's theory: Bourdain may have died from autoerotic asphyxiation, since wealthy people obsessively pursue oxygen deprivation for kicks.
- 25:01If someone found Bourdain after autoerotic asphyxiation, they'd face a choice: report the embarrassing truth or claim suicide instead.
- 25:40The practical problem if a bystander jerked off after discovering him: leaving DNA evidence on Bourdain's body that would look suspicious.
- 26:05Maybe Bourdain got bored of his dream job—getting paid to eat nice food on foreign beaches, getting drunk, making millions, being called part of the resistance.
- 26:41Alternative theory: Bourdain choked himself in a hotel bathroom to feel something, pushing autoerotic asphyxiation too far.
- 2 min
Alex Jones as Controlled Opposition and Gay Frogs
#Discussion of whether Alex Jones survives because he undercuts his own credible claims with absurd ones like gay frogs, followed by a raccoon-furry tangent and polling the crowd on who listens to Jones.
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- 26:55Alex Jones claimed he died because the Clintons killed him for getting too close to exposing pedo-gay stuff, though he made the claim before dying.
- 27:12Tim questions why the Clintons wouldn't kill Alex Jones if he's constantly talking about their alleged crimes.
- 27:54Tim mocks Jones's pattern of undermining his arguments by pivoting to absurd narratives like spider goats or gay frogs.
- 28:09Tim explains Jones is protected precisely because he's useful as controlled opposition, a gift to those he criticizes.
- 28:58Tim asks the audience who listens to Alex Jones and gets a response.
- 29:15Reference to tin foil hat discussion in relation to Joe Rogan.
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- 4 min
Flat Earth, Joe Rogan, and Why None of It Matters at Taco Bell
#Sam defends Joe Rogan against pedo-gay grouping, argues conspiracy theorists shouldn't be required to agree on everything, and lands on his stance that flat earth doesn't matter because nobody asks about it in a Taco Bell drive-thru.
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- 29:26Tim runs away from Joe Rogan whenever he sees him at the store, despite Joe being his friend.
- 29:50Tim says he gets called a gay Jewish shill constantly, despite not being Jewish.
- 30:09The core requirement is agreeing on simple facts—like that the earth is flat—everything else is negotiable.
- 30:37Tim's take on earth shape: he was told it was round in elementary school, never questioned it, and never researched it because he doesn't want to know if we live on a Petri dish.
- 31:13Teachers tell flat earthers to stop vaping and insist the earth is round, but there are worse things to believe.
- 31:52His girlfriend watching MSNBC obsessively is way more dangerous than flat earth beliefs.
- 32:03Whether we live on a flat planet or a round one doesn't matter at all in practical life.
- 32:38At a Taco Bell drive-through, nobody asks whether the world is flat or round before taking your order—that's why it doesn't matter.
- 33:06Ray mentions his grandfather claimed calculus was invented by Jews, validating Tim's point about solving problems in the basement.
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- 5 min
Billionaire Doomsday Bunkers and the Crowd's Apocalypse Compounds
#Riffing on a Douglas Rushkoff story about hedge fund billionaires asking about surviving societal collapse, the crowd is polled on where they'd build their own doomsday compounds (Wisconsin, Long Island, Africa, etc).
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- 33:52Douglas Rushkoff recounts being pulled into a room by five billionaires asking him where to build doomsday bunkers and how to keep staff loyal after money collapses.
- 34:55Tim jokes that one of the five billionaires must be Magic Johnson with his magic AIDS as survival strategy.
- 35:29Audience member reveals he's an Eagle Scout; Tim responds that Eagle Scouts are virgins forever.
- 35:51Audience member picks Wisconsin for his apocalypse compound because of the dairy.
- 36:08Tim describes a zombie apocalypse scenario where the Wisconsin guy prioritizes cheese and milk over survival.
- 36:46Audience member says Seattle for the compound to be around weird people during the apocalypse.
- 37:10Woman in crowd says Long Island, noting the apocalypse has already happened there.
- 37:37Tim contrasts billionaires' soft hands from doing nothing with the crew's microphone-hardened hands from podcasting.
- 38:07Audience member answers Africa when asked where he'd build a doomsday compound.
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- 3 min
Roseanne Barr's Firing and ABC Accountability
#The panel debates whether Roseanne should have been fired for her tweet, arguing that public figures with big platforms can't be sloppy, while noting Trump and other politicians get similar leeway for reckless comments.
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- 39:07Tim's assessment: Roseanne is sloppy, and when you're making millions on Twitter, you can't be retweeting without checking what you're amplifying.
- 39:24On whether she should have been fired: Tim wouldn't have done it, but notes he doesn't own ABC for a reason—it would be nothing but Pizzagate documentaries.
- 39:49Tim explains the rule: comparing people to animals is basic human decency, and you especially can't do it on a show like ABC's.
- 40:14The target of her tweet was connected to major atrocities, but Tim counters that everyone in that sphere is—they've spent half the show talking about Clinton and Trump crimes.
- 40:45Tim's solution: they should have just confiscated her phone instead of firing her.
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- 1 min
Tim reveals that Sam is (unknowingly, allegedly) starting a one-month break from social media inspired by Ari Shaffir, joking about the irony of announcing a social media detox.
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- 41:22Tim on getting off social media as the ultimate rebellion—follow him, then get the fuck off.
- 41:39Ari Shaffir's advice: get off social media, definitely have a blown-out asshole, and if you can, be born a Jew.
- 41:50Tim says he's Armenian, which is like a 99-cent Jew, or discount binge—if you can't afford the Holocaust, you can get the Turkish genocide instead.
- 2 min
A crowd Q&A on aliens turns into a bit about why aliens supposedly prefer probing Midwestern ass over San Francisco ass, plus a joke about gay-marrying an illegal alien to help him get a green card.
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- 42:17Tim asks what it is about Midwestern man ass that aliens love to probe.
- 42:28Midwestern ass is the best because it doesn't know what to do—it puckers, opens, closes, looks like an alien.
- 42:41San Francisco ass is a bowling ball that gets dragged around the floor; nobody cares about that.
- 42:55Audience member says he's into aliens fucking him and offers to provide an address.
- 43:10Tim suggests gay marrying an illegal alien at Skankfest and testing it out with a busser upstairs.
- 43:35Tim explains why he finds UFO information hard to connect to compared to tangible conspiracy claims like JFK.
- 44:10If powerful people were fucking kids, they'd blame it on aliens instead of taking the fall themselves.
- 44:21The convenient cover story: these aliens are fucking these kids, not us.
- 5 min
The group fields audience questions on simulation theory and the bizarre "mud fossil" conspiracy, then dives into Anunnaki/Nibiru lore about gold-seeking aliens engineering humanity as slaves.
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- 44:31Tim on simulation theory: he finds arguments for it unconvincing, but considers the idea that an advanced civilization was wiped out and humanity is rebuilding, like a cycle repeating.
- 45:34Audience member asks if Tim has looked into mud fossils.
- 46:07Tim calls the mud fossils theory retarded and compares it to Mexican hooligans.
- 46:26Tim responds to claims that mud fossils are actually giants who play basketball.
- 46:52Speaker claims Romans documented Jews bringing giants to war, and that Jews are from Mars via Atlantis.
- 47:31Xenon-129 appears in Earth's soil and atmosphere since nuclear testing, and also on Mars—evidence that Mars experienced a massive nuclear war during the Pleistocene era.
- 48:13Tim describes a scenario where visitors saw Martian-Jewish people and other half-monkey creatures, decided to destroy both species.
- 48:29Tim asks if anyone believes in the Anunnaki, beings from Planet Nibiru who came to Earth seeking monatomic gold.
- 48:50The Anunnaki needed gold because they couldn't breathe in their atmosphere, found life forms on Earth, and created humanity by breeding with them.
- 49:05Tim concludes the Anunnaki made humans and then made Skankfest.
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Discussion of reptilian shapeshifters, competing bloodlines (crab people, Ram people), and a detour into "black nobility" -- old Italian banking families like the Medicis allegedly controlling everything above even the Rothschilds.
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- 49:16Aliens genetically engineered humans as a slave race to mine gold.
- 49:32Sumerian tablets describe the Anunnaki and Samaritans arriving from space with language, wheels, and full civilization.
- 49:48Scientists at a G8 summit suggested putting gold in the atmosphere to block UV rays, just like the aliens supposedly did.
- 50:03Extraterrestrials traveled a million miles but only gave humanity a wheel.
- 50:48Reptilians are shape-shifters that are hard to capture because they're too quick.
- 51:16Hillary Clinton's neck appears to glitch in paused YouTube videos as a reptilian tries to escape.
- 51:31Multiple bloodlines exist—not just lizards, but mollusks, crab people, Windsors, geckos, and ram people fighting amongst themselves.
- 51:59Black nobility refers to old Italian banking families that don't appear on any richest people lists.
- 52:23The Medicis and other elite banking families are puppets above the Rothschilds.
- 52:48Old Italian banking families trace their power back to Caesar and never lost control.
- 53:24The vape company sponsoring this event is owned by the same eight families.
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- 2 min
Sam explains he wishes Pedogate specifically weren't true because it's the saddest conspiracy, contrasted with a lighter theory that KFC uses genetically deformed featherless chickens.
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- 53:44Tim explains why he doesn't want pedogate to be true — it's sad — but wishes people would acknowledge it happens so they'd stop treating it as a bipartisan issue and actually prevent it.
- 54:00He mocks Sam's suggestion that eating assholes could bring the country together on infrastructure, comparing it to the idea that child abuse might inspire bipartisan action.
- 54:25Left and right both deny parts of the problem: the left dismisses it as a QAnon conspiracy, the right only believes the left does it and avoids discussing the Franklin scandal.
- 54:45The right worries about Pizzagate but dismisses border issues as a Soros thing, then contradicts itself by saying Obama did it too — treating the abuse selectively based on politics.
- 55:07Tim pivots to the KFC featherless chicken conspiracy: the idea that KFC doesn't serve real chicken because they're legally barred from growing feathers, so they force-feed blind birds instead.
- 55:25He wishes they could have the KFC chicken conspiracy be true instead, while kids don't get fucked, and declares he thinks the chicken story actually is true.
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- 5 min
A deep dive into the Awan brothers IT scandal tied to Debbie Wasserman Schultz, an alleged Obama-era Hezbollah drug money scheme, and the unelected Senior Executive Service running the country behind elected officials, plus a Chobani ad drift.
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- 55:54Tim distinguishes between deep state and hidden government as separate entities.
- 56:22Everything's possible—there's terminators, predators, and Russian agents all happening simultaneously.
- 56:50Tim discusses the Secret Executive Service (SES), an unelected body above elected government.
- 57:33The Awan brothers were Pakistani IT workers paid $100,000 a month by Debbie Wasserman Schultz to handle IT for powerful Hill figures.
- 58:02Obama-Contra allegedly involved Hezbollah selling drugs in the US and shipping money back through used cars, with Obama pulling the DA off the investigation.
- 58:42No US government in history has actually tried to keep drugs out of the country—they want the drugs in.
- 58:58Tim argues the US created Al-Qaeda and ISIS; ISIS only operates in countries America has problems with, never going after US allies.
- 59:39The Awan brothers' prosecutor in Washington, D.C. is Steven Wasserman, whose sister is Debbie Wasserman Schultz.
- 1:00:04This level of corruption would be dismissed as third-world idiocy if it happened anywhere else.
- 1:00:16A CIA operative may be behind attempts to disrupt the whole situation.
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- 6 min
Ryan pitches a fake podcast feud between Tim and Sam calling each other feds, then a crowd question reopens the Building 7 conspiracy leading into an explanation of the lesser-known Building 6 and its El Dorado Task Force, plus John Brennan/Safari Group intelligence lore.
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- 1:00:27Tim pitches an East Coast vs. West Coast podcast beef between himself and Sam similar to Rogan and Alex Jones.
- 1:00:48The beef strategy: they'll just call each other feds back and forth until people get invested in the argument.
- 1:01:49Building Six conspiracy: Tim discusses a lesser-known third building damaged on 9/11 alongside the Twin Towers and Building Seven.
- 1:02:58Building Six housed the El Dorado Task Force, a 55-agency group investigating money laundering within and outside government.
- 1:03:39Building Six remains hollowed out with walls still standing and eight floors of underground damage, suggesting a failed demolition.
- 1:04:08The vault in Building Six's sub-basement that contained El Dorado Task Force records was found empty.
- 1:04:37John Brennan, the CIA director, was rumored to be Muslim because he was seen in Mecca, though the Saudi royal family had invited him.
- 1:05:01Tim claims Brennan greenlit all 19 hijackers and was connected to the Safari Group, a shadow CIA operating without oversight after the Church Committee hearings.
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- 1 min
Closing thanks to Tim Dillon and Ray Kump, sign-off for the live Tinfoil Hat episode at Skankfest.
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- 1:05:59Tim signs off, thanks the audience, and says goodnight.