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Tim’s take
Long Island is mostly the place he grew up mocking and can't stop returning to, a landscape of strip malls, chain restaurants and dive bars he narrates rather than argues about 4:21 25:00. He remembers the 90s bar culture there as a real underground economy of cash and no credit checks, a golden era he's nostalgic for even as he mocks its degeneracy 10:27 0:28. That nostalgia turns pointed when money enters the picture: his grandfather's wealthy Long Island Christmases get held up as evidence that Christmas itself is really for the rich 34:11. Everything else about the place is punchline — corrupt local officials skimming off food-tester jobs, comedians turned into 'full service' hacks, and grifters subsisting off their parents rather than pulling any real score 14:45 40:02 15:20.
Every Reference (302)
"man, young impressionable man out there selling mortgages on Long Island, which is the work I believe Jesus Christ would do and will"
GAS Digital Subscription Pitch with Promo Code HELL — Tim Dillon Is Going To Hell Premieres on GaS Digital+64s into the segment"the head? Just anyone. All right. Fat pigs. I did a lot of Long Island business. I did some Brooklyn business. I did a lot of Long"
Ray's Worst Mortgage Deals: Dying Fathers, Cat Hoarders, and Howie's Fake APR — Tim Dillon Is Going To Hell Premieres on GaS Digital+528s into the segment"something I like, there's something I've missed still about Long Island and getting fucked up in strip malls. There's something I missed"
Getting Wasted at California Pizza Kitchen and Stealing Books — Day Drinking At Borders+72s into the segment"you at her parents house when she revealed it? And they're in Long Island now. They're in Long Island. Yeah, yeah, North. Did it come"
"do. It's great. I'm a big fan. I fucked a bunch of chicks in Long Island. And so I relate to everything you're talking about. And then"
Ralph's Mom Ran a Brooklyn Cabaret and Meeting Andy Kaufman — Antiseptic New York+82s into the segment"growing up uh... on long island and getting maybe the tail end of this which i think was the"
Cocaine Cowboys Miami, Guns N' Roses at Limelight, and the Death of Live Music — Antiseptic New York+3s into the segment"Bennegan's because if you know anything about theme restaurants in Long Island, Long Island where I grew up is dotted with strip malls and"
Bennigan's: Long Island's Fake Irish Nightmare Restaurant — Protestant Blood Burger+4s into the segment"suburban, Chevy suburban, and we used to just go drive around Long Island and smoke and weed, and a lot of times we went to rich areas,"
Caller Joe: The Terrace Avenue Weed Bust and the Convulsing Friend — Protestant Blood Burger+148s into the segment"this field. Okay. Is this really what happened? See, I'm from Long Island, so we had limos and catering halls. No, we didn't do any."
"sponsor? I would love to get some free stuff My friends in Long Island do that they chew they they pack a lip. Yeah, well, yeah, that's"
Fall Cigarettes, Ham Sandwiches, and an Alleged Infection — The October Surprise+163s into the segment"me and I had to get a job. And she was in the height of the Long Island in the 1970s. Yeah, well, that was a Long Island. The bar culture."
"this We got pulled over by a cop coming from an open mic in Long Island in Suffolk County, Long Island in a bar and The cop was like"
"great people. We hung out and these really, these gin mills on Long Island, they were all on the water. That culture's just dying and it's"
Nicknames, Getting Caught High by His Mom, and Bud the Boat-Wrecking Family Friend — The Pilot!+49s into the segment"Hicksville by Muntintown, it was a wealthy church in Brookville, Long Island. My grandfather had a home out there that he built and the neighborhood"
Year of Our Lord: Catholic Long Island Christmas and Easter Memories — Who's Gonna Fix Our Lives+40s into the segment"Struggle on this one This is what happens with comedians in Long Island. They instead of becoming comedian. They become like these producers"
Long Island 'Full Service Comedy' and Struggle the Comedian — Vice President Kump+8s into the segment"Do you want to explain? We can't even do a scandal right in Long Island. Why else would you rise to the top of the Nassau County political"
Ed and Linda Mangano: The Food Tester Scandal Cold Read — Bribes and Bruschetta+272s into the segment"quote unquote, treated sewage into Long Island Sound. See, Long Island's a perfect place to do that because no one's up on anything."
"almost did? What was his b- Remember his fucking campaign ads in Long Island? They used to go like this. They used to go. I was disabled"
Kathleen Rice, Ed Mangano's Political Ads, and the Long Island Sketch Continues — Bribes and Bruschetta+78s into the segment"fucking catering halls I mean this is like a fucking you know Long Island cannot even do they cannot even do a fucking scandal right you"
"somehow and I've never understood that because we come from Long Island where white people should be endangered animals. Long Island"
"most People's wake-up call let's say Long Island Yeah, typical Long Island people you grew up with what was like losing their job like"
"people who like, If there were these fishing jobs still in Long Island, where the factory jobs, they'd be able to hold it down and"
Crack Houses, the Sopranos Connection, and Neighborhood Mob Lore — Subsistence Hustlers+91s into the segment"my grandfather was wealthy, and here's the thing, Christmas really is for the rich. And he had a big beautiful home in Long Island."
Christmas Is Really for the Rich — Angry Gay Santa"not But but like he is is a Connecticut kid dated a girl on Long Island knows all about Long Island kind of and He he grew up his ideas"
"stuff. But he's an interesting guy, and I brought him out to Long Island because he wanted to see some of the places we talk about."
Buying the Long Island House and Phil the Lounge Singer Losing the Cat — Life In The Bloodbox+25s into the segment"flew out of the boat and I landed in like a nest of egrets, Long Island. And then the next time we went like 30 miles an hour, we crashed"
Joe on Double Homicide, Drug Deals, and Old Jack's Cocaine Habit — Life In The Bloodbox+59s into the segment"do, we are going to try to do it from the Pizza Hut buffet in Long Island. We're going to choose someone to drive us there. There's some"
"in multiple boating accidents with Bud. Bud is a legend in Long Island among our friends and among many people. Bud is this very, I'm"
"audience, we got like 15 black people. Really, white? Yeah, it's Long Island. So here's what they do. They come out and they go, we do this"
"a love-hate relationship with Chinese buffets. Right. Which Long Island is littered with. So many Asian fusion buffets. And on one hand,"
Chinese Buffets vs. Pizza Hut, and the Illusion of the Salad — Pizza Hut Buffet+37s into the segment"an absurd vision. I don't know where. We're in the middle of Long Island, of course, and... This is what I was hoping I moved away from."
"pizzas, like the Grandma Pie, any regular slice of pizza in Long Island is probably most of the time gonna be better than it. This is"
"like stopped. It's very hard to explain to people how hopeless Long Island is in your mid-twenties when you haven't done the right thing."
Racquetball Class at 28 and the Hopelessness of Long Island — Underground Economy+6s into the segment"election. And they're like, they're that dumb. And we breed in Long Island a very specific type of dumb. And it is resilient. It is resilient."
From Mortgage Broker to Comedian via Unemployment Insurance — Underground Economy+196s into the segment"about it and I brought this up and I think this is funny man, Long Island's the only place where people will tell you what they don't"
Long Island Culture, Debate Team, and Likability vs. Being Right — Underground Economy+43s into the segment"19th a little bit before I go out to Long Island I'm going to Long Island for the weekend March 30th April 1st and 2nd I'm at come and"
Tour Dates and Ray's Disastrous Comedy Contest Light-Running — Underground Economy+341s into the segment"probably gay but it doesn't matter because hey who cares? It's Long Island. We're all pigs. We really do come from trash. We are trash"
"family's here my dad day and they all by the way You can't knock Long Island to people that live in Long Island, you know, they don't get"
"Facing a filibuster. So you got to win somehow in Long Island. It's an ugly win. You got to start doing fucking geography"
"industry people would drop dead all the time in my office in Long Island where I worked on sunrise I thought away in Freeport selling"
"seems excited when we have a new episode out I think he's from Long Island, but I don't know I don't know if anything you know some of"
"under the age of 30. There are now, I think, more people on Long Island over the age of 60 or over the age of 55 then under what happens"
"Greenwich for sure and it was a good option. Yeah, or you can go to Long Island now Franklin Square isn't this like, you know, I don't think"
"I notice when I said we're not people love that we talk about Long Island. I said we're not the only people with stories from Long Island."
Long Island Story Submissions: Decapitation Limo and Katie Beers — Built To Win+63s into the segment"that it that I don't think he does he's hilarious he lived in Long Island and Vermont is the best club in the Country is one of them one"
"crazy parties Be a lie mornings, keeps me from yawning, the Long Island commute can be rather boring Eat in Shrapnel bagels, this stuff"
"you were just- You did a lot of Long Island. I mean, you do Long Island. That's what I did. Occasionally I'd be in the city of Brooklyn"
"like I want to set up a fucking directory of businesses in Long Island Called got a guy li or something like that something like that,"
"By the way, here's another thing You Long Island comics out there. I'm not mentioning names, but use Long Island"
Long Island Comedians and Shortcut Jobs — The Long Island Way"Speaking of Long Island, how many white trash couples in Levittown are trying to figure"
Long Island Personal Injury Lawsuits and the Home Depot Guy — The Long Island Way+1s into the segment"brought into like failing mortgage and real estate outfits in Long Island where you just had desperate talentless people. Anyone can sell"
"driveway with guns, bats. There were people driving around Long Island trying to figure out like, what houses can we rob and steal"
"I'm going to do an hour of comedy in a brewery in Riverhead, Long Island. An hour, an hour in that environment. So anything that you"
Why Fewer Nudes Now, and Refusing to Get Political — Behind the Youtube (with Joe Santagato)"trying to think of other ones that we've done. I mean, there's long Island shit we did. Yeah. What is that? Do you remember any of those"
Worst Gigs Ever: Sidewalk Cafe, Long Island Cops, and Ambush Shows — Finding the Kumps+38s into the segment"nobody bought it. I did buy this. I've been it once. Sorry. Long Island comedy, baby. I have not been asked to do a show out there in"
"the problem I faced when I was shooting weddings on Long Island. Same exact problem because I came up in the burgeoning era of digital wedding photography."
Trying (and Failing) to Book Guests: Jane Mayer and the Studio Apartment — Gash Digital+138s into the segment"this guy we tell people where we were we were both living in Long Island we were on the Grand Central yeah heading home from the city"
Genesis of the Trump Obsession: Dunkin' Donuts, Broken Windows, and the Ben Carson Speech — Cheese Plate Time+91s into the segment"frat party right at best It's one of our idiot friends from Long Island is like what are we doing with the torches? What do you mean"
Fake Capitalists, Real Nazis, and a Soundgarden-Cover Guy Gone Alt-Right — Cheese Plate Time+29s into the segment"when Gloria happened You might have been alone. No, I was in Long Island my whole life, but I will say that I Remember people taking"
"and even just the stories that we've told about ourselves and Long Island and all that shit. But I mean, there's good journalism there."
"car. Yeah, in Staten Island, you're supposed to have a car. In Long Island, you're supposed to have a car. Both of these places I've taken"
"I mean it is beautiful and then we got on the train and we took the train back and train by the way you think the train would be better than the bus no wasn't solid hour it's like it wasn't our right they wrong about that."
"but it's not huge. Right. So but I know that heroin sweeping Long Island. the more we were going through a little mini epidemic of people"
"Island's the worst of everything. Yeah. You know what I mean? Like Long Island really is, you can't even lose weight doing a drug in Long Island."
"people that are like, you know, all my drug stories are on Long Island and it's like They're not great drug stories, you know?"
"house. And that's the thing that's never left Long Island. Now Long Island is desperate and haggard and it's showing signs of its age."
"mean? It's like, these schools are still kept very sacred. Long Island's an incredibly segregated place. And it's a weird thing, I"
Robert Moses's Racist Parkways and Old-School Racism at Chaminade — Many Feathered Bird+184s into the segment"gold because he fucking listens to the show and he lives in Long Island, but he's not at fucking work today. And he sells- Why does"
"That's another big Long Island. Long Island's idea of the entertainment business is like they they like go to like my doctor said to me"
Long Island's Warped View of Show Business and a Stolen Joke Riot — This Is No Way To Live+3s into the segment"gonna do heroin. You don't need. They wanna fuck them. The Long Island's a heroin epidemic. You can't blame that on Elsa. This is to"
"mean? Like, which by the way, This guy's raised in America, get Long Island, very wealthy area of Long Island. Other than if going to Ireland"
Uncle Tommy the IRA Lunatic Choking a Guy Over Ireland — Stewed Reunion (with Mike Recine)+66s into the segment"have a fan out there that really cares Thanks to the fan in Long Island who came out to see me with his girlfriend And I'm gonna get"
Rogan's Show Style and Closing Riff on Fatherhood Jokes — Stewed Reunion (with Mike Recine)+37s into the segment"comes from conversations that we used to have driving back to Long Island and Ray's car, which had no heat. We would just smoke cigarettes"
Why Investigative Journalists Can't Sell Themselves — 2017, A Year Of Love And Peace+79s into the segment"a... didn't we do something crazy? We did some crazy show on Long Island that was like a fucking music thing. Oh, the music bike where"
Morgue Smells and Milking Intestines — Christmas Karaoke (with Dan St. Germain and Tom Lewis)+58s into the segment"but like where am I the most disappointed in the audiences? Long Island! Good point! I've got to be honest. Hey mom and dad get out"
"him. That's not exactly the best. But I'd like two fans from Long Island drove in to see me which was really cool. And you're on the"
"about like he was there with his family. I'm talking about real Long Island, just fucking garbage. Pure Levitt House. Pure Levitt House"
"real money town We're like Billy Joel Rupert Murdoch live in Long Island and there's a yacht club there We're like, you know people just"
The Corinthian Yacht Club, Sailing, and Travel Regrets — What Does Your Brother Do In The Navy+6s into the segment"few major bars and clubs in our town, like major in terms of Long Island. And like, you know, the Coke is running through there and people"
Drug Raids, the Mayor's Son's Drug House, and Ray Wins the Travel Debate — What Does Your Brother Do In The Navy+80s into the segment"of mine was performing at the brokerage. So we went out to Long Island. I was taking him on a tour of like, you know, where I grew"
"sticks now it's not that it's we're bringing comedy back to Long Island. Oh so focus on the comedy. Oh well that's where they make the"
"So they got in right when the reality boom was hitting. Good. Well, this is Long Island. I mean, the thing about Long Island is Long Island's like, oh, is it better decade late to the game?"
Long Island Comedy Club Lore: Ties, Chicken Sandwiches, and Elderly New Faces — A Can of Sweetened Honey+156s into the segment"been phenomenal, you know, I Listen, here's the thing with Long Island. I would beg people go to city Nobody came to the city. Nobody"
Long Island Made Comedy: Seinfeld, Rosie, and the Suburb Debate — A Can of Sweetened Honey+14s into the segment"fuckers go? You know, but they just they they they fade I was in Long Island the other day I was up in Great Neck. I was in Kings Point Beautiful"
Pulled Over in Kings Point with a Tub of Cookie Dough — A Can of Sweetened Honey+10s into the segment"with a fucking can of kids a gaponic is the wealthiest town in Long Island. I understand how it looks. That's a judge. I'm behind a fucking"
Mock Courtroom Defense and the Sagaponack Sweetened Honey Precedent — A Can of Sweetened Honey+136s into the segment"And I was at one of my friend's houses in the North Shore of Long Island. You are a preposterous cunt. And I was sitting there and I"
"This weekend I don't have the details cuz sold it anyway, but I will be with Tim somewhere on Long Island hosting some Oscars event"
"This is it. It's an independent movie theater in Huntington, Long Island, as we've established before, is full of goons. There's a small"
Hosting the Oscars Party at the Cinema Arts Center — Graveyard Shift At A Bread Warehouse+43s into the segment"everybody's getting, and I don't mean Madison Avenue City, I mean in Long Island. They go, that's where everybody's getting stuff tonight."
"just like listen, man I like well, uh, listen, I grew up in Long Island with fucking serious delis great bag of bacon egg and cheeses"
"know if it's different other parts of the country, but like in Long Island Not everyone's Indian but every 7-11 is run by some kind of"
The Apu Controversy and Punching Up vs. Punching Down — Prove It, You Dumb Fuck!"talked to people a lot. Um, I had a real sad dinner. We're on Long Island and uh, you know what it is, man? You know, you know this about"
"they're treated, I mean, Teresa Caputo from where I live in Long Island, Long Island medium, is treated as like a spiritual advisor."
Kids Filming a Disabled Classmate, and Pitching a Slave-Talking Medium Show — Dinner Pig+177s into the segment"make us more moderate? We went out on the island the other day and we were looking at locations for a project. And we were out in Masoch"
"Six years ago, residents here on Long Island took a leap into the unknown, shunning the town of Brookhaven where Massac Beach was a lowly amort and incorporating as a village."
"You know, islands. You are. We were wedding photographer in Long Island. Yeah. Oh wow. Everyone sees. He's going to be very exciting."
Pitching a Fake Documentary About Kids in Cages to Norwood Investors — No More Life In A Cage+319s into the segment"Island. That's like to explain to somebody the way people in Long Island treat anything They're like, yeah, but I could do that. Yeah"
The High School Guy With the Headphone-Grab and the Netflix Special — The Men Behind The Boys+121s into the segment"what P.C. Richards is. It's all these failed car salesmen in Long Island. They couldn't move a Kia off the lot, okay? To someone who"
PC Richard & Son: The Long Island Appliance Dirtbag Empire — The Men Behind The Boys+90s into the segment"mean, and she's just such a fucking great representative of Long Island. Just somebody with a job that has no... Let's look at some"
"700 billion And I remember sitting in a mortgage office in Long Island Watching waiting and they didn't get the first time it didn't"
"passing around this fucking, we'll be in a car in a driveway in Long Island, in a conchima, and just passing around the bowl, and like every"
Go Alone: The Philosophy of Solo Dining and Teenage Weed Circles — The Middle Of The End+170s into the segment"I'm looking forward to the summer I really am I just I just it's a nice change of pace go to Long Island eat some seafood softshell crabs"
Brooklyn Wedding Guy, Pizza Joints, and Long Island Seafood Plans — Stewed Reunion (with Mike Recine)+103s into the segment"bad. Yeah. Yeah, when you're married to a girl from Melville, Long Island. Yeah. It's... I feel like I'm married to a party planner."
"gotta bob and weave with whatever the fuck is happening. In Long Island, the extent to which you don't have to do that's hard to explain."
"up right knows it He's been saving he's been putting into a Long Island marriage fund once he saw the sex of his child That's what my"
Wedding Vendor Hell: DJs, Photographers, and Skype Calls — The Pauper Is Just Working+41s into the segment"But the thing that's nice about common wood, you shot the pilot on Long Island, and the thing that I love about Long Island is that Long Island is this place that really, they couldn't care."
"great. You get out here you become famous You still living in Long Island To the you feel at home in Long Island. Well, no, I don't know"
Long Island Contentment, Succession, and Future Plans — The Pauper Is Just Working+86s into the segment"department used to be probably 98% white, you know, kids from Long Island now, it's I think 65% other than white and it's you know Asian"
Ralph Scopo, the Commission Case, and the Decline of the Mafia — Least Likely Cop+77s into the segment"He's a douchey, frat bro-y, he comes from money. I come from Long Island, but I was never in the class of people whose dad couldn't make"
Kavanaugh Hearing: Avenatti, Feinstein, and the Devil's Triangle — Time To Retire+56s into the segment"know that? She's this big famous case of somebody who left Long Island and went to the Ticonic Parkway and killed in a car crash herself,"
"hit it off. Well, she's from Northport, so she's very much a Long Island. I grew up in deer purposes directly south of that. Yeah."
"children at 30 still well sure still Problem I have friends in Long Island are spoken to like children when they're 30 30 years old, right?"
Cold Parenting, Discipline, and Destructive Family Relationships — Bavarian Cream Pie+18s into the segment"I should start my own family, meet someone I love, and go into this thing. You're telling me I have to stay in Long Island and call the sack for a fucking sack."
"came from the conversations that we would have driving back to Long Island from New York City In Ray's car, which I miss. Yeah, it's that"
Origins of the Show and the Media's Silence on Their Guests — What is Shangri-La+10s into the segment"mean, these are the things we would talk about heading back to Long Island. That was the fun times. Yeah. Those were the good times."
"not. Spoiler alert. So I went back and I went to school on Long Island and met my friends there, the Legion of Zeroes. people I can"
"with that night. Then I thought about, I grew up in a town in Long Island where it was surrounded by water. canals and really nobody ever"
"Who's recovering. That's what it is. Yeah, it's a whole careful Long Island. I'm trying to lose weight. I want to lose weight, and here's"
Twitter Ruined Everyone Being Heard, and the PC Boyfriend Who Says 'Partner' — Bay Ridge Boys+140s into the segment"talking about right now Brooklyn? It has the legacy of it. Long Island's had as much mafia as anybody. Well, I'm talking about because"
Long Island vs. Brooklyn, and Naked Kids at a Park Slope Birthday Party — Bay Ridge Boys+16s into the segment"bearish boys episode with Vic DiPietto. Yeah, that takes place in Long Island. Oh, yeah is based on the King Oh, I was writing it down."
"even in Long Island when I kind of grew up, like a lot of my friends' buddies, in my town, like the dude who the Sopranos is is based on this guy, Vinny Palermo, Vinny Ocean Palermo."
"either of those two things still I was just a governor's in Long Island and that's where I grew up Long Island and when I go out there"
"shitty town, this little coke-dusted town I grew up in, in Long Island. Who's doing the best? Is it the funny guy? Is it the clown?"
"into that shit. You don't want to get into fucking heroin. Long Island, a lot of people are dropping dead of heroin. Okay? Many of"
Wrapping Up the GoFundMe Bit and Friends Who Need an Exit — Jeffrey Epstein's Go Fund Me+131s into the segment"you know, well, they're they're all you know, some of these Long Island comics. I knew did a show there This is how they did a show"
Stealing From the Waitress at Friday's (Facebook Post) — The Big Booth (with Devan Costa)+181s into the segment"let me, They would take me back to Long Island. I lived in Long Island. Yeah. So I was never, I would just go in for- You'd get to"
Society's Indifference to Child Abuse — Catholic Church, Hollywood, D.C. — Mike Recine+115s into the segment"being a lacrosse star is kinda crazy. Yes, but you're from Long Island. I am, yeah, I grew up there. And it's a religion out there."
"every year till I'm dead go to Mets games have a nice house on Long Island or let me [ __ ] take a shot I think you saw a guy like me who"
Michael's Bad Marina del Rey Apartment Decision — 147 - Love Tim (with Kevin Tienken)+727s into the segment"real dearth of fun people yeah I grew up around characters long island characters yeah and we're driving those people out and I think"
Pronouns in Bios and the Great Flattening — Episode 148 - Streak of Evil (with Yannis Pappas)+106s into the segment"years old yeah the 14th pissed yes yeah he had a mansion in Long Island a Newport but it's never in somebody's face right you don't"
How the Old Rich Hid Their Wealth — Episode 148 - Streak of Evil (with Yannis Pappas)+124s into the segment"sample I remember I looked at a woman once I was in a buffet in Long Island and I almost vomited she had a nice big plate and what she was"
America the Buffet: The Woman Piling Food and Impractical Jokers Cruise — Episode 148 - Streak of Evil (with Yannis Pappas)+70s into the segment"this is my issue with them. I did an open mic last night in Long Island. I was, I was crazy. I was out, I was out with my dad. I went"
Long Island Lunch with Dad's In-Laws and Chelsea Handler's Espionage Expertise — Episode 150 - Your Thoughts Have No Value (with Luke Touma)+6s into the segment"so I said let me do this open mic at Shakers Pub in Oakdale, Long Island Which is part of Suffolk County, Long Island other than the"
The Bleakness of Suffolk County, Long Island — Episode 150 - Your Thoughts Have No Value (with Luke Touma)+90s into the segment"of it and I show one of my friends showing these guys from Long Island House I'm mad I'm like just a beautiful house he this is this"
Long Island Stupidity and Waiting for Mom to Die for the House — Episode 152 - Feral+7s into the segment"not uncommon being a drug addict foreclosing on a house in Long Island this does not make me special at all maybe in your town maybe"
"life one like my mother goes okay I'm keeping the house in Long Island your father moved out eighth grade and she goes I'm gonna rent"
"kind of twist to turn it but what people don't realize about Long Island is of all the pockets of white trash on planet Earth right of"
"if you take a camera on Long Island and point it in any direction and wait for 10 minutes you will have a new viral garbage person"
"harass this is there is no more morally bankrupt place yes in Long Island is the wolf of Wall Street from Long Island yeah yeah okay Long"
"welcome to come to that what hey I'm almost on a train heading to Long Island to come see your house I'm gonna go to your friend I don't even"
Fantasies About Prison and Getting Raped by a Gang Leader — 157 - Cancel Your Family+59s into the segment"we're doing cocaine and drinking and this bar was a bar in Long Island where there was a picture of a girl the the owner the owner's"
Closing Story: Steve's Bar and the Christmas Eve Line of Coke — Episode 158 Part 2 - Tim and Ray on the 3 Evils: Epstein, Big Tech, and Long Island+29s into the segment"that yeah yeah interesting when you talk about the dark side along island right which touch for us is you really only side I mean there's"
Morgue Stories: Bolt Cutters, Milking Intestines, and the Christmas Baby — 158 - Leaving Hell+90s into the segment"care and I said here's the thing people don't realize about Long Island point the camera any in any direction you get bagel guy yo and"
"favorite Steakhouse is probably my favorite steak house on Long Island Jimmy Hayes oh it's great with her once now in Island Park we"
"happened and like you know everybody I know all my friends in Long Island her like huddled in their driveway with guns people trying to"
Long Island's Poverty Mentality and Entitlement to Inheritance — 158 - Leaving Hell+67s into the segment"place with a lake you can go in a kayak and if you look along Long Island right you can okay yakking fish in I mean there's nice things"
"is that finance guy life of hey you have your beach house on Long Island you have your nice apartment in Tribeca or wherever you know"
"all the places that I've lived too but I mean I've lived in Long Island and a bunch of different places in the city this part of Queens"
"Long Island, New York called Legs. They're very creative in Long Island. Have we mentioned that? Have we touched on the limitless creativity"
"And a lot of people in the dance troop because they were from Long Island were a bit punchy. Even the ladies, they were a bit ponchy."
"attended Holy Trinity dialysis in high school it Hicksville Long Island New York right where Billy Joel wrote that song the village"
Homecoming King and the Importance of Not Being a Dick — 160 - The Ballad of The Fat Girl With The Clean Car+18s into the segment"as me having an emergency today so so we're driving across Long Island and I'm I never worried about being in the car with you even"
"were going Nick had this idea where we were doing this tour of Long Island right so we wanted to set this fake fundraiser because the whole"
"in Long Island when you were renting a room and you didn't have any credit you worked in construction and construction meant that you sold drugs"
"in your room. Right. I would meet people at a pizza place in Long Island. And you would have to say, I will photograph your wedding."
Monday.com and Ray's Failed Wedding Photography Business — 165 - Please Come Kill Us+204s into the segment"if you look, dude, here's the thing. got rid of a people of Long Island. They don't give a shit about their family. You get rid of them."
"went on vacation dude. Oh, I was just getting fucked up in Long Island. Yeah, what a disaster What and I couldn't even get a fucking"
"on Captain Lou's boat in Freeport with 40 other losers from Long Island. Calling the fish N words. But no, I went fishing with my uncle"
Planet Pedophile, Transhumanism, and Spider Bodies — 165 - Please Come Kill Us+121s into the segment"learn how to have fun the way like Tim had fun walking around Long Island smoking weed getting high like you learned how to have fun at"
Growing Up Church of Christ: First Drinks and Guilt-Ridden Masturbation — #166 - You're A Disgrace | The Tim Dillon Show+162s into the segment"was in the garden city tell which is like a high-end hotel on Long Island and I was on acid and I had this like dumb little suit jacket"
Coked-Out Bush Defense on a Long Island Bus — #166 - You're A Disgrace | The Tim Dillon Show+132s into the segment"when you were in Long Island when you were a kid there was always a guy it was a pedophile in a white van driving around trying to kidnap kids"
More White Van Nostalgia and Opioid Epidemic Riff — #167 - Beach Corpse | The Tim Dillon Show+19s into the segment"drove a BMW truck he lived in a condo in a not a great part of Long Island it was by the water and he made no money at the office because"
Howie the Mortgage Office Lunatic and His Modular Home Deals — #168 - The Funniest Guy I Ever Met | The Tim Dillon Show+57s into the segment"feel like that by the way but there's something about those Long Island people that are so confident they're so self-assured they know"
The Wildest Office: Jim Cacciatore, Long Island Nightclubs, and the Body Count — #168 - The Funniest Guy I Ever Met | The Tim Dillon Show+360s into the segment"into the city God decided in His infinite wisdom to destroy Long Island with Hurricane sandy now I appreciated that I appreciated that"
Hurricane Sandy and Life in Hell's Kitchen — #169 - We're The Dirtbags | The Tim Dillon Show+140s into the segment"and we always like we knew what [ __ ] Long Island was and we knew what [ __ ] like these Long Island comedians like these delusional psychopaths in Long Island"
The Bathroom in the Hallway and Riding the Subway to a Telemarketing Job — #169 - We're The Dirtbags | The Tim Dillon Show"roommate my roommate gives me your phone I got Melanie I'm coming along Island we got to figure this out say come out to Long Island we go"
Melanie's Find My iPhone Stakeout and the Rich Kid's House — #169 - We're The Dirtbags | The Tim Dillon Show+118s into the segment"Southern State Parkway how many car accidents have you been in on Long Island five I think one by my first one was in the city in Milan City"
Car Crash With Federal Agents and the Epstein Rendition Theory — #170 - Eat The Rich; They're Keto Part 1| The Tim Dillon Show+48s into the segment"me that when I got down there but there are some people from Long Island New York on the west coast too but they are so prevalent on"
East Coast vs West Coast Florida and the Uber Driver's Divorce Story — #171 - Brownie Boat | The Tim Dillon Show+26s into the segment"creative Alex was a fun kid from Brooke Phil wealthy part of Long Island part where my grandfather used to live Alex was like a bro Jersey"
Rehab Roommates: Honey Shoes, Jeff Dunham, and Dead Friends — #171 - Brownie Boat | The Tim Dillon Show+119s into the segment"Long Island from other places I don't think it specific to Long Island many people know there were these dolls where they had they"
His Mother's Anti-Halloween Christmas Dolls — #172 - Long Island Wedding | The Tim Dillon Show+37s into the segment"getting snatched but not nearly as often as it would seem and on Long Island you had to see some of us they were getting warned like some"
Spotting Junkies and the Cocaine-Addict Kids Who Got Warned About Kidnappers — #172 - Long Island Wedding | The Tim Dillon Show+107s into the segment"wedding the Long Island wedding is always a huge waste of money a Long Island wedding is an $80,000 where you take a handful of money and"
The Long Island Wedding Saga of Tommy and Nicole — #172 - Long Island Wedding | The Tim Dillon Show+18s into the segment"to my wedding I'm a bad guy do-do-do-do-do-do-do people in Long Island are so out of it they wouldn't even know she is who's this girl"
Offering to Book Post Malone and Billie Eilish for the Wedding — #172 - Long Island Wedding | The Tim Dillon Show+36s into the segment"embroiled in a national scandal than me getting a job cuz I'm from Long Island so like that's now they'd be like one of our national scandal"
Comedy Camps, Twitter Mobs, and Jealousy Among Comics — #173 - Shane Gillis | The Tim Dillon Show+142s into the segment"been race how competitive I was a third fastest butterfly on Long Island I'll destroy you how old how old a row go on how old nine nine"
Aurora, Colorado Comedy Roots and Denver Crowds — #174 - Brendan Schaub | The Tim Dillon Show+80s into the segment"if you're Long Island if you're a Long Island head which some of the people listen to show are you got to watch the show called I forget what it's called"
Long Island Nail Salon Show and Gender Fluidity — #175 - Corporate Steakhouse | The Tim Dillon Show+1s into the segment"knots over a fast-food sandwich go to Long Island go live in Long Island yes there are negatives but the positives will be you will get"
Long Island Deli Sandwiches vs. Chick-fil-A — #175 - Corporate Steakhouse | The Tim Dillon Show+79s into the segment"] you know cocktail sauce or you know what do they love in Long Island that bang bang shrimp that fried shrimp with that chipotle aioli"
Getting Drunk at the Office Christmas Party — #177 - Sober December | The Tim Dillon Show"car you would go drive around these really wealthy areas in Long Island and [ __ ] all that Christmas lights would be out it was just"
December Was the Best Month to Get High — #177 - Sober December | The Tim Dillon Show+68s into the segment"window you would put these dolls in the window is a big thing in Long Island then they'd all have a candle and the candle it was in their"
Scott's Basement Winter Wonderland — #177 - Sober December | The Tim Dillon Show+37s into the segment"always wanted to be in the league but I was fat and I came from Long Island do you want it too much I got you gotta take the take a cue"
Visiting Yale and Skull and Bones Fantasies — #178 - Secret Society | The Tim Dillon Show+509s into the segment"stay with your family on Long Island you just you don't want to deal with their boomers and their [ __ ] out there complaining about something"
Hotel Rooms, Long Island Boomers, and Sleeping With Anxiety — #180 - History Hyenas | The Tim Dillon Show+41s into the segment"this is very sweet and this is what I love about boomers in Long Island right one more time boom a baby boomer okay they were but they"
Boomers, Suburbs, and the Auto Lobby's American Dream — #180 - History Hyenas | The Tim Dillon Show+7s into the segment"something that's our own you know and the weird thing about Long Island is it's a lot of kids that they want to become their parents"
Boomer Victimhood, Golf Regrets, and Growing Up in Ridgewood Queens — #180 - History Hyenas | The Tim Dillon Show+132s into the segment"know exactly where I'm gonna go it's a little district called Long Island New York because I know what to say to win yeah I will say we"
We're Just Comedians, Not Journalists — #180 - History Hyenas | The Tim Dillon Show+50s into the segment"this is how I'm gonna get elected in Long Island furthermore D wheeze the new D we law is if you can state your full name first middle and last and it matches your ID you are not too drunk to drive"
Tim's Long Island Campaign Platform: Smoking, DWI Laws, and 9/11 Hate Crime Pass — #180 - History Hyenas | The Tim Dillon Show+15s into the segment"and leaks from the ceiling and it was a windowless office in Long Island a broad hollow road and all of the mortgage guys had left like"
Hitting Bottom Selling Mortgages on Long Island — #182 - Beware the Villas | The Tim Dillon Show+100s into the segment"time we're having a great time being white interaction listen Long Island it's fun smoking weed booze him eating in a corporate steakhouse"
Jury Duty on a Murder-Torture-Rape Trial — #182 - Beware the Villas | The Tim Dillon Show+33s into the segment"not your fault yeah but I met you and then driving back to Long Island you were like listen we don't have heat in the car but here's"
Old Windowless Room vs. Living on Skid Row — #184 - Skid Ray | The Tim Dillon Show+63s into the segment"like the Li II spread out over like a much wider it's not funny yeah like Long Island is funny right because the people in Long Island are [ __ ] right and that's what makes it funny"
Happy Homeless vs. Miserable Rich, and Manage Your Expectations — #184 - Skid Ray | The Tim Dillon Show+117s into the segment"know my friend during this time is like working for gyms in Long Island which would I don't even know what that means that means just"
Road Trip to Chicago and Meeting Blagojevich's Wild Mother — #186 - Blagojevich | The Tim Dillon Show+130s into the segment"Long Island's famous for that. Long Island is the only place people take a a an intense pride in their ignorance. It might not be the only place, but it it's one of them."
Puppet Shows, Politics, and a Broken Population — #187 - Waffle Sundaes and Puppet Shows | The Tim Dillon Show+729s into the segment"intimidated by my fame and I remember the last time I went back to Long Island I was trying to get a bagel and I was inundated with people"
Toronto Live: Healthcare, Denny's Menu, and Becoming a Rap/DJ Artist — #188 - Best of Patreon Vol. 1 | The Tim Dillon Show+725s into the segment"I remember the last time I went back to Long Island I was trying to get a bagel and I was inundated with people that wanted pictures with me"
Being Recognized for a Bagel on Long Island — #188 - Best of Patreon Vol. 1 | The Tim Dillon Show+31s into the segment"space that's what it is I performed in a lot of those bars on Long Island where people were just trying to throw their lives away and"
Bombing Comics and Long Island Bar Shows — #189 - Welcome To The Show, Hillary | The Tim Dillon Show+17s into the segment"sit there with friends and you know it's such a big thing in Long Island and you would sit there and you'd look around and you would"
Noses, Highborn Faces, and Jews Running the World — #189 - Welcome To The Show, Hillary | The Tim Dillon Show+12s into the segment"what Long Island burns always said the world has burned only Long Island was immune what does the new world look like oh great sandwiches"
The Realtor Bit and Long Island's Best Sandwiches, Worst People — Live Stream #1 | The Tim Dillon Show+57s into the segment"we've had from black people that's what they're saying I'm Long Island right now ziti comedy says I live in Detroit reason enough good"
Toilet Paper Panic and Chronic Illness Questions — Live Stream #1 | The Tim Dillon Show+29s into the segment"worried yeah yeah definitely yeah how is Long Island how is Long Island feeling now that everything is kind of shut down are people"
Long Island Mask Theft and Hazmat Suits Prove It's Not the Flu — Emergency Broadcast - Corona Call-Ins #2+16s into the segment"school with me you know respiratory therapist in a hospital in Long Island you know doesn't seem to be making it up you know doesn't seem"
"of unspeakable cruelty and there were good boys and girls in Long Island New York who were going to go to school and try to figure this"
Wishing It Was 9/11 Instead of This — #193 - Fun Easter Foods | The Tim Dillon Show+61s into the segment"hope she doesn't notice she's out of you a lot of people in Long Island stole klepto maniacs they steal money I love it I would take"
9/11 Nostalgia, Consumerism as Patriotism, and Long Island Thievery — #193 - Fun Easter Foods | The Tim Dillon Show+177s into the segment"of parenting it's getting real now on Long Island for even for people that didn't really grasp because in the beginning the outlook on this on Long Island was we you shut the [ __ ] up"
Long Island Boomers Softening on "Just the Flu" — #194 - We're Going Home | The Tim Dillon Show"friends in my suburban drive around and really wealthy areas in Long Island and point to the houses and go they deserve this money hey desire"
Getting Kicked Out of Churchill's for Defending the Iraq War — #195 - Take Me To The Moon | The Tim Dillon Show+277s into the segment"call it it's just the it's the rules there's one restaurant in Long Island I don't know if he's been there I'm sure he like said he you"
Long Island Restaurant Reopening Rules, Matilda's Law, and the Death of Dining Out — #200 - Knife Fights In Malibu | The Tim Dillon Show+19s into the segment"happened to Long Island because it gave all of my friends a decade excuse for the failure"
Hurricane Sandy Excuses and Coronavirus as the New Excuse — #200 - Knife Fights In Malibu | The Tim Dillon Show+2s into the segment"people do I guess we always has our house what I love about Long Island is there's an unending well just a deep well of patriotism yeah"
Long Island Patriotism and Pandemic Numbness in New York — #201 - A Sense Of Time (ft. Ray Kump) | The Tim Dillon Show+96s into the segment"I might depending on situation uber at the Long Island see some people if it's like you know open but we're pretty"
CIA Pitch Meeting for a New 'Virus' Product and Michael Hastings — #201 - A Sense Of Time (ft. Ray Kump) | The Tim Dillon Show+2s into the segment"care of yourself like me and Ray went to the pizza buffet in Long Island and we were so all these other fat people walking in and we're"
Serial Killers Who Target Fat People and the Pizza Buffet Hypocrisy — #201 - A Sense Of Time (ft. Ray Kump) | The Tim Dillon Show+82s into the segment"there are three places on this in this world that you see mansions like that and they are Long Island New York the Gold Coast along Island where the Vanderbilt to the Guggenheim's and all those [ __ ] live"
The Epstein Netflix Documentary and Palm Beach Real Estate — #202 - Puppies Rainbows Candy Lamborghinis | The Tim Dillon Show+39s into the segment"doesn't mean the cops don't abuse white people but I live in Long Island the home of dirtbag white people I mean did you see the Long"
The Home Invasion Judge and the Merrick, Long Island Protest Backlash — #203 - Long Island Strong | The Tim Dillon Show+62s into the segment"go outside like you got to hear like people's did people in Long Island at defend these police shootings the the logical jumps they"
Long Island Bandana Bikers and the Language of State Violence — #203 - Long Island Strong | The Tim Dillon Show+45s into the segment"June 4 that's coming out Sunday super proud of everyone from Long Island proud he handled it you guys really killed it you knocked it"
Long Island's Fear-and-Hatred Culture and Antifa Taking the Delis — #203 - Long Island Strong | The Tim Dillon Show+8s into the segment"mean Long Island is a I mean it's wild God love I like her she's handling my"
Banned From the Long Island Comedy Club — #206 - Turn Yourselves In | The Tim Dillon Show"endorsements they're good they're good like one of my friends from Long Island secured all those two Toads you're gonna have two good jobs"
TikTok Kids, Cameron Kasky, and 'Get a Real Job' — #208 - Let's Have A Party | The Tim Dillon Show+66s into the segment"when we say the entire industry and then we use examples from one a few chain restaurants in Long Island everyone's racist in Long Island"
Dissecting an Eater Article About Restaurant Racism — #208 - Let's Have A Party | The Tim Dillon Show+55s into the segment"it is the the de facto steak tidbit sauce on long island the long island official sandwich is the bacon egg and cheese yes or yes yes"
Open Pit Barbecue Sauce and Long Island Steak Tidbits — #210 - I Am The Most Successful Podcaster In Los Angeles | The Tim Dillon Show+100s into the segment"gentlemen welcome to the tim dillon show uh we are here in long island governor meatball has attacked it was a sneak attack it wasn't"
Cold Open: Governor Cuomo Shuts Down His Comedy Show — #214 - Meatball's Mayhem | The Tim Dillon Show+3s into the segment"up in a car with three other drunks on a wednesday night in long island leaving a bar called lisa's lounge everybody already had blood"
Your Right to Die and Blue State Lockdown Strategy — #214 - Meatball's Mayhem | The Tim Dillon Show+93s into the segment"clown dance for the people in long island the simple people in long island who just want to laugh they just want to laugh and eat bacon egg and cheese sandwiches and occasionally do a little heroin"
An Italian President and Racism Against Italians/Irish — #214 - Meatball's Mayhem | The Tim Dillon Show+104s into the segment"care and god love them god bless them and i mean people in long island they'll tell you they survived a brain aneurysm without blinking"
Seeing Old Long Island Friends Get Older — #214 - Meatball's Mayhem | The Tim Dillon Show+185s into the segment"he goes well what part of new york are you from and i'm like long island you know and he goes oh that's great he goes you know he goes"
The Fat Store and the Reese Witherspoon Knife Joke — #214 - Meatball's Mayhem | The Tim Dillon Show+142s into the segment"are all good reasons so that's it man that's the thing with long island you know no matter how strong the bluff is nobody's leaving"
Telling a Friend's Mom About His Palm Springs House — #214 - Meatball's Mayhem | The Tim Dillon Show+193s into the segment"know a lot of people um and then some people of course leave long island and they they go be you know racist in north carolina or something"
Why Nobody Ever Leaves Long Island — #214 - Meatball's Mayhem | The Tim Dillon Show+76s into the segment"might have to stick it out i don't know not coming back to long island how'd you get that what hold on i'm having a stroke um can't"
Closing Thoughts: Sobriety, Nostalgia, and Final Cuomo/de Blasio Jabs — #214 - Meatball's Mayhem | The Tim Dillon Show+40s into the segment"okay and i went to see them i got an airbnb on that part of long island the south shore i was sitting outside with two friends dan is"
Cold Open: Trashed by the Montauk Airbnb — #215 - Petty Little Pig | The Tim Dillon Show+73s into the segment"there's a [ __ ] problem. It's like I talk a lot of [ __ ] about Long Island because it's deserved. It's warranted. I've never been like,"
Wishing Death on Trump via Headlines — #221 - Epstein's Favorite Podcast | The Tim Dillon Show+65s into the segment"woman. The people in this state, I think, pride themselves like Long Island, they pride themselves on ignorance. Yes. They pride themselves,"
Rest Stop Milkshakes and Telling Kids to Skip College — #221 - Epstein's Favorite Podcast | The Tim Dillon Show+139s into the segment"bears finally made their escape and floated down the street in long island and i had to walk through them getting into the house yes it"
Dan's Cult Childhood vs. Real Horror — #225 - Friendsgiving | The Tim Dillon Show+100s into the segment"colored tile do you understand that's where fat women from long island come in and he i think he got fired from that he couldn't handle"
Dan's Dad's Bronze Stars vs. Color Tile — #225 - Friendsgiving | The Tim Dillon Show+22s into the segment"a prison that's literally two blocks away from a prison in long island first gold medal in their history that's my college experience"
Winning the National Debate Championship in Woodland Hills and Losing His Virginity — #227 - Sober Up | The Tim Dillon Show+187s into the segment"well i think that if you look at where i grew up i grew up in long island and long island a lot of my friends were able to inherit homes"
Black Conservatism and Trump's Minority Gains — #228 - Candace Owens | The Tim Dillon Show+101s into the segment"to do the destruction of masculinity and all these guys from long island are getting on board about you know the guys that have never"
The Long Island Guy Who Wants a Chanel Gown — #230 - The Pit | The Tim Dillon Show+104s into the segment"you could talk to people they don't care i took to women in long island i go what what about louie they go what what do you mean right"
The Fictional 'COVID Contact Tracer' Investigating Every Wedding — #230 - The Pit | The Tim Dillon Show+48s into the segment"but she doesn't have any friends because she hasn't lived in long island in a decade and the only joy in her life is when me and your"
Weaponizing Patreon Money Talk Against His Stepmother — #232 - Andrew Schulz | The Tim Dillon Show+3s into the segment"that's the thing about long island any of my friends who will certainly do this i i know people who will definitely shoot people in the face probably over shoveling snow"
The Philadelphia Snow Shoveling Murder-Suicide Video — #238 - Keep Your Mouth Shut | The Tim Dillon Show+958s into the segment"like the old guard rich fifth avenue you know north shore of long island and you know the people now that are feeling their shoes are"
Undignified Elites and Longing for Old Money Villains — #239 - Anna Khachiyan | The Tim Dillon Show+60s into the segment"I have no issue with him. We're heading to Long Island tomorrow, the great Long Island, which Ben has come to love"
Long Island's Racist, Slow, Angry Charm — #260 - Prison Pen Pal | The Tim Dillon Show"kidding i love new york uh it was i was at a coffee shop in long island called wild child slash tattoo parlor tattoo parlor yes right"
Meeting Canal Aurora at a Tattoo Parlor Open Mic in 2010 — #261 - Please, Die Alone | The Tim Dillon Show+58s into the segment"mic yeah a black mic yeah and then uh long island club mic sad mind it would it would always end good or bad at"
The Dueling Rodney Dangerfield Impersonators — #261 - Please, Die Alone | The Tim Dillon Show+4s into the segment"friends there and i'm like i'm really happy and listen i love long island yeah i grew up there but i'm really happy i'm i got out of there"
Long Island Diners, Dar Williams Concerts, and Hating Filler Acts — #261 - Please, Die Alone | The Tim Dillon Show+7s into the segment"funny to to say this because i i grew up here yeah i grew up on long island i lived here for years and when i come back here i love it i"
Times Square at Night and New York Toughness — #261 - Please, Die Alone | The Tim Dillon Show+161s into the segment"the two biggest areas for subprime mortgage banks were irvine california and long island new york and they are the same place essentially"
Irvine, Orange County, and Subprime Mortgages — #262 - We're Back | The Tim Dillon Show+102s into the segment"it might be here hurricane heading a long island long island does very well with hurricanes i remember after"
Hurricane Sandy, Long Island's Racism Cured, and the COVID Excuse Economy — #265 - Austin Taliban | The Tim Dillon Show"i you know what i mean well part of you wants to go back to long island part of me wanted to go back to texas that's right um but long"
Blaming His Wife for Moving to Texas — #273 - Snap, Kapital, Pop | The Tim Dillon Show+96s into the segment"in long island this is why you can't live at home your parents want you to fail right this is the reality your parents in long island"
Long Island Parents Who Want You to Fail — #276 - The Squish | The Tim Dillon Show+6s into the segment"Everybody on Long Island's a criminal. Everybody on Long Island has paid off somebody and everybody on Long Island's kid wants to shoot him in the head."
Long Island Parents Are Never Innocent: Dino's Family History and Tim's Own Murder Fantasies — #281 - Hewlett Harbor Holiday | The Tim Dillon Show+101s into the segment"lot of people Who said they were gonna kill their parents on Long Island and none of them did you know why? because we live Because we"
Defending Dino: Instagram Sleuthing and Declaring Him Innocent — #281 - Hewlett Harbor Holiday | The Tim Dillon Show+186s into the segment"clothes. They're stepping out. I miss the feeling of going to a Long Island mall during the holidays with my friends and you would buy gifts"
Strong Holiday Retail Sales News Story — #281 - Hewlett Harbor Holiday | The Tim Dillon Show+111s into the segment"that's great you're living like we met a friend of mine from long island the other day he was very sweet great guy and i grew up with"
The Anne Arundel Maryland Gig and the Cereal Guy — #286 - Tim Moves To Spotify | The Tim Dillon Show+12s into the segment"what is going on with this long island housewife this is a fun story out of long island new york uh and it concerns our favorite things long island"
The Long Island Open House Woman Who Wouldn't Leave — #289 - Live From Ukraine | The Tim Dillon Show+5s into the segment"talented people yeah zoe is almost 16. she goes to we live in long island so i love that connection to you and and she goes to the school"
Raising Four Daughters and Two Baby Mamas — #293 - Fat Activism with Jessica Kirson | The Tim Dillon Show+31s into the segment"so it's just i don't know what's going on good luck with that point i know i just keep doing what i do and saying what i say and i don't let anyone silence me in long island"
A Divided Comedy Community and Being the Biggest Gay Comic — #293 - Fat Activism with Jessica Kirson | The Tim Dillon Show+93s into the segment"where are you shipping it to the the house i just bought on long island oh okay all of this works in long island dude yeah all of it"
Shipping the Furniture to Long Island — #295 - A Serene Retreat | The Tim Dillon Show+10s into the segment"Mhm. They have one of these Honey Baked Ham Ham Companies in Long Island. What's good about this is they do the spiral ham with honey."
Browsing Job Listings: Fetch, Curry Up Now, Honey Baked Ham — #303 - Meeting In The Woods | The Tim Dillon Show"you spend it with people in your family or community. Like Long Island, they do a thing, the Grucci brothers in New York City and Long"
What America's 4th of July Actually Feels Like — #304 - What America Means To Me | The Tim Dillon Show+112s into the segment"were spent as a lifeguard i was a lifeguard at a beach club in long island whose name i will not mention um but it was great it was great"
Lifeguarding at the Beach Club — #305 - Summer In America | The Tim Dillon Show+11s into the segment"cracks open a beer and she goes is there a burger she has a long island accent because you guys move there and you go oh i thought moving"
"sit there in the back of the library because no one ever went long island to the libraries and many people use drugs there in the back"
Andrea the Witch and Long Island Drug Days — The Choker | The Tim Dillon Show #313+105s into the segment"ben yeah yeah there was and these were like connected guys in long island everybody thinks they're connected it's you know yeah um they"
Long Island Sports Parents Gone Insane — White Marble with Paul Virzi | The Tim Dillon Show #314+81s into the segment"here's the thing also yeah because I grew up with Jews yeah on Long Island oh there's tons whom I love Yeah loud they're a little loud"
Jews, Italians, and Complaining to Get Good Food — Ari Shaffir | The Tim Dillon Show #323+22s into the segment"Jewish men are insanely effeminate I worked at a beach club in Long Island and these guys would come in they're like hello I'm Howard I'm"
Religion as a Waste of Life and Effeminate Jewish Men — Ari Shaffir | The Tim Dillon Show #323+63s into the segment"maybe it's because I'm from Long Island where women are very some of them are very masculine and uh and and some of their husbands are quivering and terrified of them"
Gender Neutral Pronouns: Just Pick 'They/Them' — The Christmas Episode | The Tim Dillon Show #328+34s into the segment"anyone where I'm from in Long Island it doesn't work it only puts you at odds with them long term"
"Dylan no yes I love Helix in my house in Long Island we have all these Helix beds they're less expensive than other"
"clearly people don't understand that I am an adult she's from Long Island she's from Long Island it's a second season answer oh yeah the"
Shawna Rae: TLC's 'My 8 Year Old Bride' — Mike Recine | The Tim Dillon Show #333+67s into the segment"beds everyone asks me what are the beds you have uh in your Long Island House they're so cool I'm like they're Helix and everybody goes"
Helix Sleep Mattress Ad — The Tim Dillon Show #335"dinner they go out to dinner one night in a little place called Long Island New York and they take two separate cars because many couples"
Keeps Hair Loss Ad: The Loveless Marriage Story — The Art Of Happiness | The Tim Dillon Show #340+298s into the segment"loved you know when I would drive around with my grandmother in Long Island when I was an actor and they had me in like singing class and"
No Gatekeepers Left in Comedy — An American Royal with Bert Kreischer | The Tim Dillon Show #341+55s into the segment"yes it is I grew up in a town that was a little Mafia town in Long Island we know I I know that town it's always a little Mafia town and"
Small Talk: Colin's New Show About Surveillance Culture and Snitching — Small Talk with Colin Quinn | The Tim Dillon Show #343+55s into the segment"Island Park I mean we've always wanted to make this movie about Long Island I think it could be more of a reality yeah I think so too now"
Plugging Colin's Tour and a Mysterious Big Movie Scene — Small Talk with Colin Quinn | The Tim Dillon Show #343+11s into the segment"not broke he is a middle class or maybe upper middle class Long Island dad he's got two kids he's got a wife he's not particularly"
The Gilgo Beach Killer's Family Should Capitalize — Free Lizzo | The Tim Dillon Show #355+112s into the segment"guy didn't kill any sharks right he didn't but you know again Long Island for the win he's not out there killing sharks he's not going"
Gilgo Beach Killer Tangent and Fear-Mongering Hypocrisy — The Great Shark Debate | The Tim Dillon Show #356+24s into the segment"I always knew like I always read about New York rich kids because I grew growing up in Long Island as like a a Long Island Animal yeah"
Dating a Rich Girl and the 'It's a Hotel' Story — The Return Of Shame with Dan Soder | The Tim Dillon Show #363+80s into the segment"know my friend and his wife they're teachers and they live in Long Island and they have this house they love and it's a it's a cute little"
American Royalty and the 9/11 Bit — The Return Of Shame with Dan Soder | The Tim Dillon Show #363+31s into the segment"thanks who said this to you this guy my mother's funeral [ __ ] Long Island front of the we're right [ __ ] me we're right in front of the"
Cell Phone Plan Talk Ruins the Sectional, and Ronnie's Prison Update — A Time Gone By with H. Foley & Kevin Ryan | The Tim Dillon Show #364+204s into the segment"population of the world population maybe 3% I I grew up in Long Island and now I live in Beverly Hills So my answer when somebody says"
Jewish Population Percentage and Zionism Debate — A Case For Israel with Noa Tishby | The Tim Dillon Show #368+193s into the segment"My dearly departed mother, schizophrenic though she may have been, was always kind of paranoid about the insect spraying that they did in Long Island. Long Island is West Nile."
Fleeing Families, West Nile Virus Memories, and Eric Adams' Parking Tickets — Through The Gate | The Tim Dillon Show #369+22s into the segment"Cuda the the the Boomer having a mcmansion in in a place like Long Island is the thing that they have that allows them to they're the"
Boomers Flying to Torment Their Kids and Hoarding Real Estate — A Loud Shape | The Tim Dillon Show #370+186s into the segment"A lot of those people would love to go do data entry in a Long Island office and drink a cup of coffee with French vanilla creamer in it and sit their fat ass in a chair"
San Francisco Vacancy Rates and Donna Getting Slashed — The Chinese D’Amelios | The Tim Dillon Show #371+163s into the segment"chicken restaurant I don't know what I where it was it was on Long Island and there was a big chicken and Dana mhm they had a big chicken"
Santa the Obamacare Salesman and the Chicken Costume Incident — A Christmas K-Hole | The Tim Dillon Show #374+150s into the segment"it's got to be a great way to grow up though cuz I Long Island's a great way to grow up it's a great lifestyle to be a young kid smoking weed"
Growing Up in Camarillo and Selling the LA House — Trevor Wallace & The Nickelodeon Scandal | The Tim Dillon Show #385+45s into the segment"in like he was [ __ ] Trey songs he's like get him back here Long Island is the worst collection of human beings because everybody there"
Trevor's Sister the Chain-Smoking Social Worker — Trevor Wallace & The Nickelodeon Scandal | The Tim Dillon Show #385+104s into the segment"I see a ton of I have a Bentley and I see tons of Bentley in Miami and Beverly Hills and the NorthShore of Long Island there's Bentley's I see I see them all the time on Long Island"
Bentley Blames Low Sales on 'Emotional Sensitivity' — Jessica Kirson & The Revenge Of The Basic | The Tim Dillon Show #387+106s into the segment"there was no better time you would smoke a joint in Long Beach Long Island and you would sit in a coffee house and you would listen I'm"
College Kids Today Have Too Much Pressure and Information — Jessica Kirson & The Revenge Of The Basic | The Tim Dillon Show #387+177s into the segment"never like the Illuminati sex parties there's sex parties in Long Island it's just like old swinger couples you know in like trashy areas"
Trans TikToker's Three Sex Parties in Five Hours — Harvey Weinstein's Overturned Conviction & TikTok Ban | The Tim Dillon Show #390+147s into the segment"tennis player. So they all put them into you know everybody on Long Island goes why don't you give this a shot? They put me in a little"
The Democratized, Loud, Caviar-Nugget US Open — Russian Influencers & Dying At Work | The Tim Dillon Show #408+89s into the segment"after a hurricane Because by the way I had we had Hurricane Sandy in Long Island and uh Long Island is um these are the worst people in the world"
Hurricane Sandy, Long Island, and the Great Excuse — Florida Hurricanes & Rich Nothings | The Tim Dillon Show #411+6s into the segment"Island let me tell you right now folks I have always said that Long Island New York produces the most capable competent honest and honorable"
Lee Zeldin at the EPA and Selling Environmentalism — Trump's Cabinet | The Tim Dillon Show #417+13s into the segment"Iran, they've been talking about Iran since 2001. Iran, and in Long Island, you know, during the Iraq War when everyone, including me,"
Neocons, Iran, and the Forever War Machine — Stay At Home Summer & Being A Good Guest | The Tim Dillon Show #439+87s into the segment"there was a uh skirmish at the beach. It's beach season now in Long Island, and they flew some helicopters over Jones Beach, probably Field"
Jones Beach Skip Day Brawl — Musk vs. Trump, Ukrainian Drones, & A Very Special List | The Tim Dillon Show #447+10s into the segment"saying to not fly the flag. They live in like a culde-sac on Long Island. They think people are trying to take their flag down. Oh, nobody"
The Fat Man in the Recliner: America's Bloodlust Closing Rant — ICE, Iran, & The American Summer | The Tim Dillon Show #448+81s into the segment"of the country's birth. The 4th of July, I was out east on Long Island. I had some friends come and stay with me for the week. Very"
July 4th on Long Island and the $400 Melon Rage Bait — Alligator Alcatraz, Free Diddy, & Life At Sea | The Tim Dillon Show #451+10s into the segment"done dinner for like eight months. When I was in mortgages on Long Island, I used to eat at a deli in Melville called Suburban Eats."
Woman Filming Herself Stealing Food Stamps Groceries — Halloween Beast Mode & Billie Eilish Bravery | The Tim Dillon Show #468+159s into the segment"welcome to the Tim Dylan Show. A young man killed his parents in Long Island in a Long Island deli. Um, and I and I read about this on Long"
Long Island Deli Double Murder — Pete Hegseth, War Crimes, & The Breakfast Rush | The Tim Dillon Show #473+7s into the segment"boat? All right, let's watch this here. Uh uh double murder uh Long Island place of my birth in a deli, no less. Come on. To Long Island"
Watching the News Footage and Roasting Long Island Culture — Pete Hegseth, War Crimes, & The Breakfast Rush | The Tim Dillon Show #473+67s into the segment"are they what's left for them? What's Let's say you're not in Long Island and you're not on drugs and you're not killing your parents"
Labubu Dolls, McDonald's, and the Vacuous Mainstream Alternative to Drugs — Pete Hegseth, War Crimes, & The Breakfast Rush | The Tim Dillon Show #473+68s into the segment"happens, the people that cheered this on from their backyard in Long Island without a goddamn thought as to why we were doing it, it just"
Suburban Bloodlust and the Moral Black Hole — Iran, Looksmaxxing, & The Rapture | The Tim Dillon Show #487+122s into the segment"something that looked like that in in the back of a strip mall in Long Island where there was a pizzeria and a nail salon and things like"
Helix Mattress and the 9/11 Orphans Living in a Tent — Bombing Beirut, Back To Butler & Melania’s Mission | The Tim Dillon Show #491+140s into the segment"about this like he's a guy at a bar in the town I grew up in on Long Island where he'd be like, "I'll always believe it was a conspiracy.""
Trump's Stolen Election Claims While Holding All Power — Lindsey Graham, Invading Iran & The Summer of Sh*t | The Tim Dillon Show #504+137s into the segment"in New York City are a lot better than the vibes out east on Long Island. Um because there's been a turn. Mom Donnie is the mayor."
Cut Off My Head: Conspicuous Consumption and the Hamptons Backlash — Influencer Poison, Trump’s Lifeguard & The Migrant Summer | The Tim Dillon Show #506+26s into the segment"kid. I I my parents we grew up on a very different part of Long Island. You've all heard many of the stories where I grew up. None"
Privacy: The New Luxury Item in America — Influencer Poison, Trump’s Lifeguard & The Migrant Summer | The Tim Dillon Show #506+351s into the segment