rant · moment 16 of 22

Mom Rents Rooms to Drug Dealers After the Divorce

from 154 - The 3 AM Episode · #154

5 min

After his parents' divorce, his mother rented rooms in the house to drug dealers to make ends meet, turning his eighth-grade home into a literal drug house, including a pregnant dealer named Michelle who did blow with them.

In this bit7 moments
  • Tim's friend Tina's mother encouraged them to masturbate and treat themselves well during their youth
  • After his parents' divorce in eighth grade, Tim's mother decided to rent out rooms in their Long Island house to pay the mortgage
  • All three rented rooms went to drug dealers and people who could connect you with other dealers, turning the house into a drug den
  • Tim jokes about the convenience of having drug dealers living in your house if you develop a drug problem
  • A woman named Michelle, now a felon, moved into one of the rooms and supplied eighth-grade Tim and his friend Shay with cocaine
  • Michelle would drive them around in an old Lincoln Town Car to get high, and she had kids and was pregnant during this time
  • Michelle justified doing cocaine while nine months pregnant by claiming the baby was already formed so it was okay
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