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Cold Open: Trashed by the Montauk Airbnb

from #215 - Petty Little Pig | The Tim Dillon Show · #215

3 min

Tim opens a video episode complaining about a supposedly luxurious Montauk Airbnb that's actually a working-class dump with wood-bench couches, native American decor put up by a white owner, a lawnmower, and squawking birds ruining the recording.

In this bit6 moments
  • Tim rented a Montauk Airbnb promised as a luxury experience but found it falling short.
  • The property features squawking birds and a lawn mower running during his stay, disrupting the recording.
  • He describes Montauk as a working-class hell compared to the Hamptons where he'd been visiting family.
  • Dan is producing today because Ben is in California, and Luke, who opens for Tim, is also present.
  • The living room has no couch, just two wood benches with blankets on them like a methadone clinic.
  • The house is decorated with Native American memorabilia by a white owner in what Tim considers poor taste.
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