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Suffolk State of Mind: The Sadder, Poorer Parody
from Built To Win · #43
Audio-only archive episode — no video to seek.
4 minTim contrasts the low-rent, bleak Suffolk County parody video (filmed in fields near strip malls) with the Nassau version, riffing on sunburned singers, OD jokes, and general Suffolk poverty before playing it.
- 36:00Tim recalls buying his Suzuki on Route 112 in Suffolk.
- 36:24High school routine: party every weekend, tanning, eating at Lombardis, hanging out at Fire Island Beach.
- 36:42Morning bagels and the Long Island commute described as boring and traffic-filled.
- 37:23Tim questions why everybody likes sushi in the parody.
- 38:02Tanger Outlets referenced as where hot girls get their outfits on Long Island.
- 39:12Getting drunk after eating at the Bread Room, the sickest drunk ever.
- 39:25Story about a girl with big tits they talked about anal with all the time.
- 39:38Working at the morgue touching bodies and talking to hotties.
- 39:49Tim sums up the Suffolk County parody as real low-rent and bringing down the vibe.
- 40:12Tim questions what momos are after the song finishes.
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