Escape to the

Regions

Long Island, mostly. Then places too large or too vague to be a country.

Long Island
“Everybody on Long Island's a criminal. Everybody on Long Island has paid off somebody and everybody on Long Island's kid wants to shoot him in the head.”
★★★★
Europe
“Women in Europe like getting thrown against a wall that's a fact as long as you have like a nice pasta dinner and everything they enjoy it”
★★
Middle East
“When you bite the side of your mouth it inflames and it's there and you keep biting it and then sometimes you'll get a chunk of it in your mouth and release you'll go that was close because it could have been bad that's the entire Middle East that's it”
★★
Suffolk County
“Have sex with one as a joke But it's just funny like that Suffolk County one was real low-rent. Yeah, I really brought down the coming”
★★
West Bank
“Hamas is not popular yeah we get it we get it Hamas is not popular I know that okay uh Taylor Swift is popular I'm aware of what popularity is I know Hamas is not they can't sell any tickets you think you put Hamas Up Against sias tour of course not we get it”
★
Pacific Northwest
“I've never liked the Pacific Northwest I don't but I love salmon but I don't like the people”
★
Orange County
“Angeles california we are on the road in irvine doing shows in orange county the birthplace of reality tv and subprime mortgages um not”
★
Nassau County
“Watching these videos remember when they came out with a video Nassau County State of Mind as a parody of the Jay-Z song. Do you remember?”
★
Marin County
“I wasn't affected I don't live in down San Francisco I live in Marin County I got a mansion I'm not going to worry about it until they're in my window”
★
Crimea
“Nuclear weapon give them a path give him a deal here's donbas here's Crimea throw in another [ __ ] hole that you get this too give him a”
★

The whole drawer

Each square is a year, 2016 to 2026. Darker means more episodes.