rant · moment 7 of 9
Cape May Aftermath and Trashing Connecticut
from Get Off, Get Off, Get Off! · #90
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5 minThey debrief on the awkward aftermath with the winery hosts, then rip apart Cape May's overrated reputation, comparing it unfavorably to the Hamptons and roasting Connecticut towns like Stamford and Greenwich.
- 39:37Tim describes the awkward vibe with the Cape May event organizers after the show.
- 40:01They drove Tim and Ray three and a half hours home, and Ray joked about asking to headline instead.
- 40:22The organizers put them up in a cottage but failed to mention they'd be sharing it with two other comics.
- 40:59Tim trashes Cape May despite its reputation, calling it a shithole compared to the Hamptons and Martha's Vineyard.
- 41:20Connecticut is basically nothing unless you're in Greenwich or Stamford—the rest is white trash, Tim argues.
- 41:48Frank Pepe Pizza fucking sucks, and most of the seafood there is trash.
- 41:59Abbott's lobster roll was amazing, though—probably the best one Tim's ever had.
- 42:10Friends hyping Cape May need to have better standards; the Wawa was the best place there.
- 42:34Tim brags about running in elite Hamptons circles and plans to rent a house there for $150-200k a month.
- 43:17The Wawa cashier couldn't process a debit card and looked like he was mentally disabled handling the transaction.
Cape MayAbbott'sFrank Pepe PizzaConnecticutThe HamptonsMohegan SunLong IslandWawaGreenwichStamfordMartha's Vineyard