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Ray's Worst Mortgage Deals: Dying Fathers, Cat Hoarders, and Howie's Fake APR
from Tim Dillon Is Going To Hell Premieres on GaS Digital · #1
Audio-only archive episode — no video to seek.
10 minRay shares his most morally troubling mortgage stories: an Alzheimer's patient's son signing for him during a closing, an elderly Bronx couple with 18 dying cats who held out for more money and lost everything, and a shady colleague named Howie who lied to clients about what APR meant.
- 53:16Ray describes a dying father who wanted to extract home equity to open a car wash in Miami while coked out.
- 53:35At closing, the Alzheimer's-afflicted elderly man didn't know where he was; his son kept grabbing his hand to sign the papers.
- 54:24The closing attorney expressed discomfort and warned this would come back to haunt them, but Ray told him to get back inside.
- 55:11Ray admits the father was going to die and his son would take the money regardless—it was going to happen with somebody else anyway.
- 55:46The Hooks, an elderly white couple living a block from Monifure Medical Center with 18 dying cats and a fly strip in the kitchen.
- 56:07The veteran husband lit himself on fire; his wife offered to sign anything without reading documents.
- 56:35Monifure offered the Hooks a million dollars for the house, but they held out for more money.
- 57:17Ray couldn't close the deal because the house was deemed unlendable due to fire damage and other problems.
- 58:01Both Hooks died within two years after Monifure dropped their offer to $250,000.
- 58:57Howie was a shady closing facilitator who told buyers to ignore fees and meet him on the front lawn before closings.
- 59:51When asked what APR meant, Howie claimed it stood for "average person rate" and told buyers their rate was better than average.
- 1:00:26Ray's firm hired a sandwich delivery kid from Sue Johns Deli to sell mortgages after he said he spoke Spanish.
- 1:01:14The 24-year-old company owner used to sell ecstasy until his attorney told him he'd face jail time under Rockefeller laws.
- 1:02:02Ray entered the mortgage business in 2005-2006 but stayed through 2009-2010, working government loans after the crash with all the fun gone.
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