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The Vegan Taco Bell Lady and the Bagel Guy

from 158 - Leaving Hell · #158

1 min

Tim tells the story of a morbidly obese vegan woman screaming at a Taco Bell cashier about sour cream, tying it to the viral "bagel guy" video as an example of Long Island's unique brand of public meltdown.

In this bit5 moments
  • Morbidly obese woman with purple hair screaming at Taco Bell cashier about accidentally eating sour cream while being vegan for almost a year.
  • Tim tells the vegan woman that the restaurant doesn't care, then pivots to Long Island's ubiquitous bagel guy archetype.
  • Tim recalls being in a Hicksville post office a decade ago where an old woman berated the clerk over a missing butter package.
  • Tim intervened by telling the abusive woman she'd get cancer, yelling at her in public.
  • Tim observes that loud, aggressive people in public spaces usually need a physical counterpart to actually get beaten up.
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