Places/place
The Hamptons
2016-08-02, 1 mention2016-10-04, 1 mention2017-07-18, 1 mention2018-02-27, 1 mention2018-04-03, 1 mention2018-05-02, 1 mention2019-02-23, 1 mention2019-09-15, 1 mention2019-10-20, 1 mention2020-02-23, 1 mention2020-03-22, 1 mention2020-08-16, 1 mention2020-08-23, 2 mentions2020-08-30, 1 mention2020-09-06, 1 mention2022-02-20, 1 mention2022-03-06, 1 mention2022-04-24, 1 mention2022-05-15, 1 mention2022-07-10, 1 mention2022-11-06, 1 mention2023-09-30, 1 mention2023-10-07, 1 mention2024-04-06, 2 mentions2024-06-01, 1 mention2024-07-06, 2 mentions2024-08-17, 1 mention2025-04-12, 1 mention2025-06-07, 1 mention2025-07-06, 3 mentions2025-07-12, 1 mention2025-10-11, 1 mention2026-02-14, 1 mention2026-05-23, 1 mention2026-08-01, 4 mentions
Tim’s take
He treats the Hamptons as the top-tier benchmark for wealth, the place every other rich enclave gets measured against, whether it's Sands Point, Beverly Hills, or Palm Beach 1:16:02 37:47 41:53. He has a place there himself and genuinely likes it, calling it stunning and breathtaking even while mocking its pill-addled crowd and status-obsessed young mothers 30:36 15:46.
He gets protective of its supposed old-money restraint, complaining that a reality show filming at 75 Main defiles an ethos that's meant to be understated rather than flashy 51:17. Elsewhere it's just a stage for bits — the idle rich chewing ciabatta while watching workers suffer 1:05:44, the wealthy fleeing there ahead of crisis 15:46, gas-price arithmetic for the drive out 34:32, or a numbed trophy wife hearing her husband casually confess to staging 9/11 again 31:25.
Every Reference (43)
"no crying and trafficking. Okay, it's great. I gotta go to the Hamptons after this festival I gotta get on that chitney. It's crazy,"
Manager Brian's 'It's Great' Applied to Everything (Torture, Trafficking, Pigs) — Nice Means Nothing+159s into the segment"halls. No, we didn't do any. Major, big. No. Like we went to the Hamptons and everything was planned. Yeah. What kind of field? You'd"
"start to really succeed you get friends that have places in the Hamptons. That's not my experience. I still may not. That's the other"
Comedy as the Last Circus People, Waiting on the CIA Call — Inside the Cia (with John Kiriakou)+377s into the segment"like comfort. Just hearing you talk about food and being at the Hamptons and like, oh, they got this couch and it's better than this"
"And listen, with all due respect to everybody, I've been to the Hamptons. I've been to Martha's Vineyard. Like I know what a summer"
"of Long Island is interesting this is it man, mmm, mr. Teen the Hamptons and fucking West egg and Latin things. Yeah, it's all it's"
"You know what I mean? I just want to be like Batman. I've been a huge advocate for the rich. We know how they feel about me You know, they really have nothing to do with me. It isn't made the Hamptons are great"
Waiting on the Call: Recruitment Fantasies and Prison Reform Jokes — Our Best Episode (Inside the CIA with John Kiriakou)+39s into the segment"words. But no, I went fishing with my uncle Michael out in the Hamptons. I like fishing. We're just like, we're indoor kids, aren't we?"
Planet Pedophile, Transhumanism, and Spider Bodies — 165 - Please Come Kill Us+128s into the segment"mean they I mean this is like nothing compared to the head the Hamptons are yeah it's it's like you'd be like is that a hotel no that's"
Gatsby Houses, the Hamptons, and Jumbo Mortgages — #170 - Eat The Rich; They're Keto Part 1| The Tim Dillon Show+196s into the segment"section of the country other than of course Sagaponack in the Hamptons perhaps you've heard of it New York shout out to New York and"
Beverly Hills Cop: Touring Dark Money and Epstein's Financial Web — #188 - Best of Patreon Vol. 1 | The Tim Dillon Show+345s into the segment"see the rich and they've already done it they're fleeing to the Hamptons to Martha's Vineyard they're going behind gates they know they"
Martial Law, Crime Waves, and the Rich Fleeing to the Hamptons — #192 - Coronavirus The Musical | The Tim Dillon Show+32s into the segment"traditions you know obviously the upper echelon of people it's the hamptons in malibu or europe but even the you know the middle class have"
Family Summer Traditions and South Padre Island — #213 - Who's Gonna Put You In Jail | The Tim Dillon Show+90s into the segment"certain that that did not happen is this a war for the future of the hamptons is this the cycles of new money replacing old am i locked in"
Your Right to Die and Blue State Lockdown Strategy — #214 - Meatball's Mayhem | The Tim Dillon Show+26s into the segment"we're in ham what did you think of the hampton this was your first time out to long island you know this part of long island which is a very special part of long island"
Antifa Prank Video and Merch Update — #214 - Meatball's Mayhem | The Tim Dillon Show+138s into the segment"surf cottage what a working class hell montauk is i was in the hamptons i came back to see my family who will die of cover 19 in the"
Cold Open: Trashed by the Montauk Airbnb — #215 - Petty Little Pig | The Tim Dillon Show+55s into the segment"that's kind of what all the people in the hamptons are doing they're just chewing us off ciabatta at the bar staring at all of the waiters trying to make it through the night"
Watching Restaurants and Tour Buses Fall Apart — #216 - A Good Deal | The Tim Dillon Show+133s into the segment"the Hamptons are supposed to have a little class a little dignity it's not like California where people just speed around in Maseratis"
75 Main's Hamptons Reality Show Outrage — #288 - The Real Housewives of Cotino | The Tim Dillon Show+62s into the segment"New York City get how many miles is it from New York City to The Hamptons how many miles it is let's see here sorry it is exactly 94"
Proposal to Lift Sanctions on Putin for a Cheap-Gas Summer — #290 - Let's Take A Beat | The Tim Dillon Show+110s into the segment"because by the way ben everything we bought works even better in the hamptons yeah because which is i don't live there right but right i"
Shipping the Furniture to Long Island — #295 - A Serene Retreat | The Tim Dillon Show+100s into the segment"yeah because this is there's nine nice places in the country the hamptons malibu beverly hills palm beach jackson hall aspen there's"
Port Aransas vs. South Padre and Fake Crab Vacations — #298 - Puerto Rican Papi | The Tim Dillon Show+36s into the segment"greatest state that god ever gave man new york uh where we have the hamptons which is a beautiful community it's stunningly it's breathtaking"
The Hamptons vs. California Hollywood Trick — Breaking Point | The Tim Dillon Show #306+12s into the segment"than Jews so if you were on a beach if you were on a beach in the Hamptons my whole point is that like their nature isn't just the woods"
Bear Encounters, Riptides, and Ocean vs. Woods Round Two — Bobby Kelly | The Tim Dillon Show #322+192s into the segment"realize what she has to deal with one day she's gonna be in the Hampton she's gonna be sitting there at night and she's gonna have taken"
American Royalty and the 9/11 Bit — The Return Of Shame with Dan Soder | The Tim Dillon Show #363+192s into the segment"looked at me and goes like this he goes you own something in the Hamptons I heard he might be looking for a room when he gets out he"
Cell Phone Plan Talk Ruins the Sectional, and Ronnie's Prison Update — A Time Gone By with H. Foley & Kevin Ryan | The Tim Dillon Show #364+264s into the segment"There's issues there there's no issues in Hampton's none none zero Hampton's is great and your house is beautiful there yeah there's other"
The Nightmare Tenant Renting Tim's Austin House — Jessica Kirson & The Revenge Of The Basic | The Tim Dillon Show #387+125s into the segment"feels uncomfortable no one feels that way wasps do it out in the Hamptons they drive beaters cuz they're like gazillion they're billionaires"
Bentley Blames Low Sales on 'Emotional Sensitivity' — Jessica Kirson & The Revenge Of The Basic | The Tim Dillon Show #387+56s into the segment"to go to Africa is the you know, everyone's like you go to the Hamptons and Palm Beach and Malibu. Yeah? Still laws. They're still"
Overthrowing Small Nations as the New Way to Get Rich — Donald Trump & Cracker Barrel | The Tim Dillon Show #394+47s into the segment"so I was at a barbecue I I was at a few barbecues out uh in the Hamptons talking to people and I was basically you know the Hamptons"
Hamptons Barbecue: Drill Rap, Billionaires, and Biden's Fundraiser — Joe Biden & Something Different | The Tim Dillon Show #398+16s into the segment"the car and they always recognize everyone in the Hampton it's like a pickup truck will drive by with three people in it and they don't"
The Nihilistic Rich Kid and the Dead-Eyed Hampton Husks — Joe Biden & Something Different | The Tim Dillon Show #398+160s into the segment"the Hamptons he was in a scam can you believe it someone in the Hamptons was in a scam and it it B it went bust he's weak he was weak"
The Hamptons Suicide of Brandon Miller: Keep the Scam Going — Matthew Perry & A Hamptons Tragedy | The Tim Dillon Show #405"now and then I hop in a helicopter from Manhattan and go to the Hamptons. But, you don't want to end up dead. So, it's becoming a problem."
The Hudson Helicopter Crash and Who Deserves to Fly — Stay At Home Summer & Being A Good Guest | The Tim Dillon Show #439+19s into the segment"Island. Uh a brawl breaks out and then they fly over. That ain't the Hamptons. I'll tell you that much. this this [Music] um the large group"
Jones Beach Skip Day Brawl — Musk vs. Trump, Ukrainian Drones, & A Very Special List | The Tim Dillon Show #447+40s into the segment"it's very nice to bring people, you know, out east, out to the Hamptons that that don't have a ton of experience with it because they're always a gasast at the cost of all the things."
July 4th on Long Island and the $400 Melon Rage Bait — Alligator Alcatraz, Free Diddy, & Life At Sea | The Tim Dillon Show #451+25s into the segment"to start producing fake articles. This hot dog is $10,000 in the Hamptons. A hot dog made out of solid caviar truffle gold is being eaten"
Britain's Speech Police, the Patriot Act Parallel, and Wealth Flaunting Backlash — Alligator Alcatraz, Free Diddy, & Life At Sea | The Tim Dillon Show #451+568s into the segment"because of the way he's behaving. You can't behave like this in the Hamptons. You're supposed to just eat fish and potato. You're not supposed"
Billionaires as Super Villains and the Rage of the Dispossessed — Alligator Alcatraz, Free Diddy, & Life At Sea | The Tim Dillon Show #451+115s into the segment"keeps saying, not in the Hamptons. No one's saying that in the Hamptons. Here's what they're saying in the Hamptons about this whole"
Pedophile for Peace: Choosing Your Preferred Pedophile Politician — Wet Hot American Epstein | The Tim Dillon Show #452+22s into the segment"we'll let you get out of here. I went to a I have a house in the Hamptons in Long Island. Okay. The Hamptons of Bill Ackman fame. Now,"
Heir to MAGA, 2028 Ambitions, and the Hamptons Beach Club Story — Marjorie Taylor Greene Emergency Podcast | The Tim Dillon Show #465+9s into the segment"just a bunch of heroes in this country in Palm Beach or in the Hamptons. They're in the Hamptons. are eating a lobster roll and they're"
Why Aren't There Heroes in Aspen? The Silence of the Wealthy — Bondi, Baal, and the Dow | The Tim Dillon Show #483+321s into the segment"Lodge in the Hamptons. It's disgusting. I'm starting to hate the Hamptons. I'm moving to London. I'm going TO BE A GODDAMN gentleman"
Index Funds for a Robot Apocalypse and Moving to London — Thomas Massie, Kevin O'Leary, & The American Psyop | The Tim Dillon Show #497+104s into the segment"popular. Uh the young folks are going to the left and they look at the Hamptons and they kind of go gh yuck. And to their to their credit,"
Cut Off My Head: Conspicuous Consumption and the Hamptons Backlash — Influencer Poison, Trump’s Lifeguard & The Migrant Summer | The Tim Dillon Show #506+39s into the segment"many of the stories where I grew up. None of it had to do with the Hamptons. Um but the the school taxes in the Hamptons are pretty low."
Privacy: The New Luxury Item in America — Influencer Poison, Trump’s Lifeguard & The Migrant Summer | The Tim Dillon Show #506+346s into the segment"you know, it's not you become a pet for PE. The thing about the Hamptons is you're a pet. You become like a pet. You become like a little"
Being a Pet at Hamptons Liberal Dinner Parties — Influencer Poison, Trump’s Lifeguard & The Migrant Summer | The Tim Dillon Show #506+86s into the segment"them right on the boats and they crash land a dinner party in the Hamptons while someone's annoying me. COME ON. THINK OF how much fun"
Fantasy: Staging a Migrant Invasion of His Liberal Friends' Hamptons Beach House — Influencer Poison, Trump’s Lifeguard & The Migrant Summer | The Tim Dillon Show #506+21s into the segment