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Tim’s take
He settles into Los Angeles as a place that runs on pretend, and says the trick is giving yourself over to the fakeness of show business rather than fighting it 1:16:50. He and Ray describe it as a city too sprawling for real community, the opposite of New York's texture, and sums up its appeal as being for "hot people" who aren't especially into books 1:15:23 36:58. Beyond that he mostly just catalogues specific gripes: the Mexican food is bad enough that he orders quesadillas from the Cheesecake Factory instead 14:17, his rented house comes with two abandoned cats and an owner who fled to New York 3:51, and a skid row tour left him describing tent cities and "medieval" conditions a few miles from Nobu 15:50. He also treats it as backdrop for one-off stories with no real throughline, like a three-hour car chase he watched live over FaceTime 10:36.
Every Reference (175)
"Laughter no, yes it is It's called after and it's about this guy who quit comedy and moved to LA and he made he wrote this thing I didn't"
"perfect life is. New York City from May to December. LA or California from January to May perfect life Perfect. Let me the summer in the"
"years old and he has never been on a plane. I'm thinking about going, where should I go, LA? Where should Ray go, folks? Let's make a"
Holiday Plans, Smith & Wollensky's, and Ray's First Plane Trip — We Are The News+34s into the segment"what it really comes down to Elio for sure You know, there's no in LA it is remarkably easier L.A. is a lot more. You know, I write on"
"values. And with that being said, TimDillonComedy.com, be in Los Angeles for the next two weeks. I'm very excited about it, doing some"
Getting Away With Murder If You're Hollywood, and Student Loan Inflation — Torching Bridges (with David Angelo)+295s into the segment"Okay, who hears us? We're driving to a goddamn show. We're going to LA for two weeks. Yeah, well, so here's what I think it is. There is"
"these people are like I mean I know some club promoter kids in L.A. and it's like at least that that's a thing there. Right. Like to promote"
Long Island Real Estate Absurdity and the Opiate Epidemic — Thoughtless Animal+335s into the segment"working, I was doing shows. In LA, I was working at Whole Foods Market as a buyer for the whole body department. So I was working 40 to"
Whole Foods, the Vegetable Stand, and Grapes of Wrath Life in LA — Seeking Arrangements (with Wendi Starling)+82s into the segment"I'm also gonna do it in Los Angeles. So if you're in California and you have any interest on jumping on a bus and taking a tour of LA, we talk all about fucking Vine stars and Charlie Manson"
"when you're, when, when I go to LA, one thing I like about LA and we've kind of talked about this is how much LA is not in New York and doesn't pretend to be and doesn't care"
"doesn't know what reality is. There's no reality out there. Los Angeles is not reality."
Comedy's Bleak Endings: Sunset Boulevard and Dream Street — It Ends Bad (with Yannis Pappas)+281s into the segment"35,000 a month and we got 666 yeah, but well times two I'll be in LA in January folks And I'm real excited about that people from LA are"
"I was in L.A. for a while. And if there's something nice about there's something nice about L.A. because there's something there's something nice about a place dedicated to only one thing where 99 percent of people fail."
LA's Fake City and Persian Beverly Hills Mansions — Searching For Bobby Fischer+31s into the segment"and speak with me please? But like the whole thing about being in LA and like talking to some people, some people out there are get it."
LA Burnouts and the Ambitious 23-Year-Old Pitch Kid — Searching For Bobby Fischer+28s into the segment"continue. But because those things are not out and because it is a rough town, LA, and you are a lot of the people that I wanted to have"
Career Anxiety, the Columbine Book, and School Shooting Heroism — Heroism is a Solitary Thing+72s into the segment"And it had a beautiful house and whatnot, but it's just like so many of these people are just floating in space. And I think that's what's interesting about this city is that nobody's, very few people that are in this business in this city, you know, it's almost you can't be tethered to reality."
Comedy as Peter Pan Syndrome and Floating LA People — Heroism is a Solitary Thing+12s into the segment"when you live in New York You're in you or you live in California around Los Angeles you live in like a big it really is In terms of just the quality of the way they execute things"
"of like corporate. They want them all to be 24 and live in New York or LA and have the same opinion and thought about every single"
"I was out in LA for a week. But it's major Trump country. It's a major Trump country out there. I was in LA for a week, and at the end of the week in LA, this has happened at the end of every week in LA."
"America, I mean I'd like to travel internationally, but for now is there anywhere we're going to I would go West Coast LA I would go"
"darkness to that, but I think the reality, and when you come to LA, it's like all of that. Everyone's nuts here. I have unemployed"
LA Delusion, Celebrities Getting Real, and the State of the Culture — The Morman and the Meth Head with Jessa Reed and Aaron Woodall+5s into the segment"New York City. It's just so funny, the difference between the Los Angeles, you know, everybody's pulling up my Audi, my Porsche, my, you"
"New York is the gothic in the hotel and you know la is kind of more like the rogue and You know, he was a year ago. Let's say yeah,"
"be from Costco when the shit goes down? Let me tell you, I don't blame any of these people. I hate to say it. that's the difference between"
"now being in a hospital somewhere else like in LA? Imagine doing that again, you know see there's I don't even think they're real nurses or doctors I've never seen one person in LA and went, you know, that person, everyone looks embalmed."
"are you because you are somebody who's you've grown up in in Los Angeles your whole life, right? You know, are would you say that you're"
Stealing From the Waitress at Friday's (Facebook Post) — The Big Booth (with Devan Costa)+8s into the segment"you will be eventually I've been spending a lot of time in Los Angeles you like it over there. You don't like I haven't been in a long"
"high-speed chase boy for three hours three hour police chase in Los Angeles car drove through a fence at a park escaping the cops drove"
"and she said cuz there's you know there's there's agents in Florida in agent Florida but it's hard to get one in LA I'm like the business"
The Uber Ride Begins: Meeting the Driver From Perry, Florida — 146 - Small Town Girl+125s into the segment"an apartment in Vegas and how nice it was she wanted to evolve and explore who was in LA yeah and I'm like so your son is a serial"
"York City, a once great city that I will be leaving to head to Los Angeles, California. You know"
Cold Open: Leaving New York for LA — Episode 150 - Your Thoughts Have No Value (with Luke Touma)+33s into the segment"Tim Dylan is going to hell everybody we are here in beautiful Los Angeles California it is a sunset podcast how about that if you're watching"
Sunset Podcast Intro and Ben Avery's Trans Identity Bit — 151 - Toddler Suicide Bomber"meet don't know even what they're saying like especially in Los Angeles you'll have lunch with people and they're eating avocado I was"
Family Fallout, Harassment Campaigns, and the Radicalization Pipeline Myth — Episode 153 - Gavin McInnes+303s into the segment"okay uh and and and there's a community in the but the City of LA so vast so large it's very hard you you you you really have to be okay"
"I'll miss LA to get to that store that's a two blocks from my house here in LA to get to that store two 30-minute Oberer or and the belts 90 baht"
"If you're just a hot person, LA is where it's at for you. If you're a hot person who's maybe not super fond of books, LA is where it's at, you know."
Defending New York Against the Kayaking Scandinavians and Skinwalker Ranch Tourists — 159 - Bomb Disney World+67s into the segment"plan I just it's interesting man I'm getting adjusted here to Los Angeles you can see how well I'm getting adjusted but it's all pretend"
"gonna LA I'm gonna find a way to make la my home and I it's just a very it's a tough city only because it is run by Satan that's the"
"because there's a million New Yorks. There's a million LAs. I mean, the real LA is the bullshit Hollywood. He's trying to suck off somebody"
"joined today by Kevin tinkin Kevin's a comedian who lives in Los Angeles California per se you're pronouncing it that way uh we're joined"
Patreon Tiers, Rothschild Membership, and Introducing Kevin and Jace — #166 - You're A Disgrace | The Tim Dillon Show+100s into the segment"something nice about that and there's and everything's inexpensive relative to New York and LA and you start thinking like man I could get"
The Don CeSar Hotel and Cheap Florida Luxury — #171 - Brownie Boat | The Tim Dillon Show+27s into the segment"like to eat hot dogs in the rain yeah you gotta come out to Los Angeles a little bit sure you get a guy you gotta get the vibe of it"
Singing the 'I Happen to Like New York' Parody — #173 - Shane Gillis | The Tim Dillon Show+92s into the segment"of hostility these are not my cats I'm living in a home in Los Angeles where the woman that I rent from has abandoned the home she"
Fighting Cats and the Abandoned LA Rental — #177 - Sober December | The Tim Dillon Show+48s into the segment"from the comedy store raining in LA when it rains here there's no reason to be here the city smells like [ __ ] not a lot of people leave"
Rain in LA and Sobriety Since 2010 — #177 - Sober December | The Tim Dillon Show+4s into the segment"studies sure cuz they assume that by 2040 the populations of Los Angeles in New York have grown exponentially but like they're not really"
Elites Letting Cities Fail and the Coming Mega-City Slums — #178 - Secret Society | The Tim Dillon Show+157s into the segment"it was a hundred and forty five thousand homeless people in Los Angeles I estimated a little bit lower when we went to skid row yeah"
"only lived in New York or LA I've only lived in New York or Los Angeles you know it's crazy to think about and I'll probably never live"
Toronto Live: Healthcare, Denny's Menu, and Becoming a Rap/DJ Artist — #188 - Best of Patreon Vol. 1 | The Tim Dillon Show+814s into the segment"live in Los Angeles there's not a lot of good Mexican food in Los Angeles so what we've done is ordered quesadillas from the Cheesecake"
Ordering Cheesecake Factory Quesadillas — #189 - Welcome To The Show, Hillary | The Tim Dillon Show+12s into the segment"how funny would it be if the first case of the coronavirus in Los Angeles was a guy who had went on his podcast and said, I am for the"
Strep Throat Mistaken for Coronavirus — #190 - I Am Luxury | The Tim Dillon Show+19s into the segment"six deaths 247 cases currently in Los Angeles Los Angeles County yeah it's a big County but that's still ain't great 300 cases confirmed cases in LA six deaths"
California and LA County Case Numbers; Generals Reading Ridge Wallet Ads — #191 - Corona Cast | The Tim Dillon Show+27s into the segment"to step on my neck to get ahead I want to get the [ __ ] out of these cities like New York and LA and go people like me are gonna stay"
9/11 Nostalgia, Consumerism as Patriotism, and Long Island Thievery — #193 - Fun Easter Foods | The Tim Dillon Show+341s into the segment"like a plaque yeah and they say thank you and the mayor of Los Angeles gives me a key to the city you know yeah you know and then they"
Merch Plug and the Fantasy Hospital Hero Ending — #193 - Fun Easter Foods | The Tim Dillon Show+112s into the segment"that they arrest so if you cannot get a corona virus test in Los Angeles commit a crime commit a crime and you'll be taken care of"
LAPD Coronavirus Testing for Arrestees — #200 - Knife Fights In Malibu | The Tim Dillon Show+8s into the segment"we made where I wore a corona ball costume and went around Los Angeles I did not think my career was going to be this but it is we"
New Hollywood Manager Gist Lane Maxwell and Melinda Gates Driving Him to a Canyon — #201 - A Sense Of Time (ft. Ray Kump) | The Tim Dillon Show+10s into the segment"the first season is in Brooklyn and the second season is in Los Angeles California and I was watching this show and this show is very"
The Netflix Show 'You' and Chris D'Elia's Character — #205 - Well, LA Was Fun | The Tim Dillon Show+48s into the segment"god man i'm thinking about getting out of la don't know if i will or not but i mean the thought always crosses my mind"
Considering Leaving LA for Texas or Florida — #209 - Don't Curse Me | The Tim Dillon Show+1s into the segment"we go i don't know it's a good question maybe stay here maybe we'll stay in la i'm trying to get maybe maybe they'll let me in maybe"
Fat Store Rivalries and the Digital Future of Comedy — #209 - Don't Curse Me | The Tim Dillon Show+104s into the segment"to texas he's running away from me because i have taken over los angeles and i am the biggest podcaster in the world and i you know for"
Joe Rogan Fleeing to Texas Because Tim Conquered LA — #210 - I Am The Most Successful Podcaster In Los Angeles | The Tim Dillon Show+100s into the segment"to they want to show their kids what this beautiful city of los angeles is and everything that it signifies to the to the great to the"
Speaking for the Middle American Families on Vacation in West Hollywood — #213 - Who's Gonna Put You In Jail | The Tim Dillon Show+85s into the segment"you know just a lot of this is happening in los angeles i've i i've never it's so crazy i've never been to los angeles and i've done comedy for 10 years i've never been there that's kind of crazy"
Never Been to LA, and Ben Promises Not to Sue Him — #213 - Who's Gonna Put You In Jail | The Tim Dillon Show+4s into the segment"know what to do i think i might stick it out in la i might stick it out because that is where the freedom fighters are so i might have"
Closing Thoughts: Sobriety, Nostalgia, and Final Cuomo/de Blasio Jabs — #214 - Meatball's Mayhem | The Tim Dillon Show+30s into the segment"times you know one of the things about being in la proper was that there was a lot of costume shops there's a lot of places you know the"
Halloween Pop-Up Store: Don't Dress as Run DMC — #216 - A Good Deal | The Tim Dillon Show+6s into the segment"justify living here many people are leaving the state tax in los angeles is 13 13 state tax and then it goes up they're trying to make"
California's High Taxes and Ben's Texas Baptism Fantasy — #218 - Fake Business | The Tim Dillon Show"we're really thinking about we're thinking about maybe moving Los Angeles we talked about this earlier today we're thinking about getting"
Nashville vs Texas, Thinking About Moving to Austin — #220 - Hail Mary | The Tim Dillon Show+20s into the segment"the reasons to live in LA are not that many it's not a beach ain't that nice it's nice it's not bad Hermosa beach is beautiful Malibu's okay"
The Death of TV and Streaming Flops Like Quibi and Peacock — #220 - Hail Mary | The Tim Dillon Show+98s into the segment"respect to everyone here uh ella i love la but la's a little ridiculous but i think that's what makes la fun yeah that's what gives la"
Saddle Ranch, TikTok Culture, and Paparazzi Chasing Teenagers — #223 - Lil Xan | The Tim Dillon Show+14s into the segment"and then you would get to go to a national tournament at the end of the year the first one was in los angeles california have you heard of this city have you heard of this place"
Winning the National Debate Championship in Woodland Hills and Losing His Virginity — #227 - Sober Up | The Tim Dillon Show+49s into the segment"it's the holidays in l.a and the decorations are out and you can't see them and if you try to see them you'll be in jail i don't know why"
Empty Christmas Decorations and COVID Testing Lines in LA — #229 - Blankets and Bug Chasers | The Tim Dillon Show+7s into the segment"better rate of new covet cases why public health experts say los angeles was uniquely susceptible to an infectious disease outbreak what"
LA Hospitals, Butcher Trucks, and Overcrowded Housing — #233 - Airbnb War | The Tim Dillon Show+37s into the segment"so this is very sad there's a lot of people in la they're taking the bullet they're dying of coronavirus they're dying in the hospitals"
Get a New Investment Guy: Mocking Conservative Bootstrapping Takes — #233 - Airbnb War | The Tim Dillon Show+14s into the segment"real rough real rough in a lot of parts of the city it's not as bad as la though and it's open but no one's there you know it's open"
LA Shutdown, Comedy Material Drought, and Vegas Reopening Rules — #234 - Stop Ratting | The Tim Dillon Show+73s into the segment"want to talk about weather you want to talk strictly whether los angeles has the best weather i think in the country i think i might"
Peter Thiel, Miami's Party Culture, and Best Climates — #251 - Dirty Little Animals (ft. Ray Kump) | The Tim Dillon Show+62s into the segment"city it's ever been well i was about to move to l.a then you just [ __ ] you like a turnip you just left listen my house that i'm buying"
Buying a House That Appraised Below Asking Price — #251 - Dirty Little Animals (ft. Ray Kump) | The Tim Dillon Show+20s into the segment"they were thinking about la for the olympics in a few years and everybody was like no because they had to move the homeless people for the academy awards"
Tokyo Olympics Pushed Forward Despite COVID and Public Opposition — #254 - Apocalypse Olympics with Abby Martin | The Tim Dillon Show+110s into the segment"show it is not the move um austin has many of the problems of los angeles a lot of the homeless people there was a mass shooting last"
Why The Show Is Leaving Austin — #256 - The Announcement | The Tim Dillon Show+250s into the segment"l.a is is a den of sociopaths narcissists people that it's fake on a level it's so fake it's real you're just talking to human volcanoes as they stuff avocado toast down their genetically engineered throats into their plastic bodies"
City Cultures: Miami, New Orleans, New York, L.A., and Austin — #256 - The Announcement | The Tim Dillon Show+47s into the segment"here i feel like i'm on a vacation yes and i've surrendered to los angeles for good or ill you have surrendered you called me surrendered"
Surrendering to Los Angeles and Leaving Austin for Good — #261 - Please, Die Alone | The Tim Dillon Show+35s into the segment"live elsewhere i see somebody like you know you go to like los angeles i've seen another a bunch of the new york comics go to l.a yeah"
Ditching People Who Don't Serve You: Coming Out and Career Choices — #261 - Please, Die Alone | The Tim Dillon Show+14s into the segment"drive around this country enough the new yorks and chicagos and miami and la these are the anomaly the vents can we just take them because"
Flint, Ghost Towns, and Relocating Dying American Cities — #264 - Time Is A Fat Circle | The Tim Dillon Show+120s into the segment"guess because whatever so i went down to los angeles or up to los angeles and i tried to stay with a friend of mine but it turned out"
Imagining the Malibu Community Meeting Speech — #267 - The D'Amelio Variant | The Tim Dillon Show+148s into the segment"hellscape but but come out there but we got a big theater in l.a too we're playing the night after thanksgiving i know i shouldn't be announcing"
Tour Dates Round Two and Patreon Plug — #267 - The D'Amelio Variant | The Tim Dillon Show+34s into the segment"and he tweeted to our cars got robbed this morning because los angeles is a crime riddled third world [ __ ] of a city well that's"
Seth Rogen Defends Casey Neistat's Car Thieves — #279 - Flashmob Omicron Morning Star Bear | The Tim Dillon Show+38s into the segment"we're here in Los Angeles California where people are being murdered in furniture stores"
Furniture Store Stabbing and Homeless Crime in LA — #284 - Prozac Play-Doh | The Tim Dillon Show"that uh don't pretend to and that's lovely in La is obviously a lot of actors and people really you know they're like yeah but a week"
Super Bowl Fandom is Fake in LA — #287 - Drug Recognition Expert | The Tim Dillon Show+14s into the segment"rick caruso he's going to be the new mayor of los angeles because he is uh he's very good at building malls so he's going to fix the problem because the homeless crisis is really because they don't have a mall"
Rick Caruso's Mayoral Ad and the Americana Mall — #292 - Do It Quietly | The Tim Dillon Show+42s into the segment"eating tacos on the street with the guitars which i know because if you watch her if you watch the you know thing it's just everybody playing guitars and eating tacos there's a fair amount of hell being unleashed in the city right now too fair amount of you know people uh being uh murdered"
Comparing Caruso vs. Hernandez on the Issues — #292 - Do It Quietly | The Tim Dillon Show+1s into the segment"just talking about that especially here in la it's i mean we're both sober and i feel like i've taken 70 drugs things that aren't even"
LA's Fake Sobriety and Shroom Tourists — #293 - Fat Activism with Jessica Kirson | The Tim Dillon Show+9s into the segment"that's a drive so it's farther than la because i've done late here like seven or eight times what do you think we're talking five grand"
Turning the House Into a Halfway House Instead — #295 - A Serene Retreat | The Tim Dillon Show+103s into the segment"that's what la is a lot of right for sure there's a lot of people that they didn't come up and they didn't go through those months"
Gaming the Instagram Algorithm with Fake Engagement — #298 - Puerto Rican Papi | The Tim Dillon Show+139s into the segment"the mayor of the grove and now he wants to be the mayor of los angeles california and people are upset with the homeless they're angry"
Rick Caruso's Mayoral Runoff and the Homelessness Debate — #302 - Put Them In A Big Pot | The Tim Dillon Show+43s into the segment"entrepreneur we have kris jenner as a guest judge it's shot in la it's shot in the mecca of homelessness it's shot in the ground zero if you will"
America's Next Top Homeless Entrepreneur — #302 - Put Them In A Big Pot | The Tim Dillon Show+38s into the segment"afford houses. So many of them cannot afford houses that the the Los Angeles homeless population, which is right now about 40,000 people,"
Housing Collapse and Getting Age-Gated by YouTube — #303 - Meeting In The Woods | The Tim Dillon Show+50s into the segment"You will not cause me to reevaluate my love of the city of Los Angeles. It is all perspective and I say, "Fuck it." Good. Te- Make"
Pitch to Live in a Tent and Embrace Skid Row — #303 - Meeting In The Woods | The Tim Dillon Show+298s into the segment"and i think mike lawrence uh comedian said about los angeles that like it was a terrifying city for a lot of people in new"
"you're happy there, God bless you. Um, and there's a ton of reasons to get out of New York and LA, but the reality is you have to choose"
The Death of Airbnb Pretend-Life Fantasy — The Life Coach | The Tim Dillon Show #309+54s into the segment"of vertical living because people you know what's happening los angeles has always been the home of the single family house with your"
Selling Sunset Fantasy vs. LA's Homeless Reality — Private Prison Penthouse | The Tim Dillon Show #312+141s into the segment"a bunch of the top real estate agents in los angeles california are gathered together to talk about how great it is to live in los angeles"
Realtors Ignoring Sirens While Selling LA's Dream — Private Prison Penthouse | The Tim Dillon Show #312+11s into the segment"it's pretty coherent i think i explained it well la voters in los angeles will decide if the homeless could be housed in vacant hotel"
Housing the Homeless in Beverly Hills Hotel vs. Motel 6 — The Choker | The Tim Dillon Show #313+13s into the segment"Yes. 400 million in profit. $5,000 to help homelessness in Los Angeles. Get involved now, because if I'm telling you right now, I feel"
"and fresh out of the oven a hoodie to help homeless people in Los Angeles California be stars to help homeless people be stars because"
Shipping Merch to Europe and Sebastian's TikTok Laziness — The Off Season | The Tim Dillon Show #316+34s into the segment"LA's a little dead now we're all feeling this a little death so dude when I land in LA and I don't want to hate LA because I you know I have a reputation of hating everything"
Landing in LA: The Sadness and the Androgynous Cowboys — Bobby Kelly | The Tim Dillon Show #322+39s into the segment"LA's desolate too L.A sucks too Ally's got good food though great food I mean ridiculous amounts really good yes it's gotten so much better it's got great food I Gotta Give La credit on food"
Ending the Long Island vs. Austin War, and LA's Food Redemption — Bobby Kelly | The Tim Dillon Show #322+16s into the segment"that's a big problem with the unhoused population right now in Los Angeles and building housing for them is the beds and are you a side"
"know that you're correct I mean I moved to LA because yeah you know because you're an entertainment horse we're the devil yeah that's where"
Austin vs. New York, and Meeting the Devil in L.A. — Two Greatest Minds of The Century (Gary Vaynerchuk) | The Tim Dillon Show #324+135s into the segment"move the homeless back in front of city hall with me let's get to Vans let's get the trucks let's put them back where they belong in front of the camera it's LA everyone wants to be in front of the camera"
Karen Bass Clears Homeless Before Inauguration — Love and Lizards | The Tim Dillon Show #326+45s into the segment"people whereas in Los Angeles people are just in their cars Los Angeles is an isolating and lonely place where everybody's out for the"
New York vs. Los Angeles, and Ancestral Homelands — The Joe Rogan Experience | #330+182s into the segment"not right because they've made it out they've gotten out of Los Angeles or away from the homeless they're up in their Hamlet they're"
California Death Toll: Sinkholes, Kayakers, and Dumb Deaths — Flood The Rich | The Tim Dillon Show #331+32s into the segment"we're all dealing with it in our own way it's been freezing in Los Angeles the winds are insane everybody's upset why are these people"
"getting more pressed in an incredibly freezing cold winter in Los Angeles that is forcing me and several of my friends indoors when many"
"no state income tax what does this do you think in La the cops aren't coming anymore the police aren't coming yeah they're considering"
Florida vs. California: Alligator Attack and Crime Comparison — The Tim Dillon Show #336+105s into the segment"I said when it coming to La was a massive adjustment then I just think going to Texas was a little it was too much you are doing you"
Alex Jones, Trump, and Caitlyn Jenner as the Most American Lives — An American Royal with Bert Kreischer | The Tim Dillon Show #341+63s into the segment"like oh [ __ ] okay so that's La yeah la is the place where and look I'm sure Joe would hear this and roll his eyes and be like [ __"
Ranking the Royals: Prince Philip vs. Princess Beatrice's Photos — An American Royal with Bert Kreischer | The Tim Dillon Show #341+3s into the segment"dearly well that is the sad tale of the horses restaurant in Los Angeles and it's a Tale As Old As Time um Boy Meets Girl boy opens restaurant"
Horses Restaurant Closes Over Cat-Killing Scandal — They Come & Go | The Tim Dillon Show #347+211s into the segment"um La doesn't need to take any more hits it's taking a hit the weather this winter was not good right the rain rain hail sleet bad snow very bad all of the good Comics have left Los Angeles most of most of not all of a lot of yeah okay"
Matt Rife and the Battle for LA Comedy Supremacy — Tom Segura & Christina P. | The Tim Dillon Show #348+10s into the segment"anyone I meet in Los Angeles either doesn't care or they're like manic on pills yeah there's no in between there's no middle class there there's nobody who's there's no middle class of Sanity in Los Angeles"
Austin and Miami Cost of Living Crisis, Californians Ruining Everything — A Victimless Crime with Yannis Pappas | The Tim Dillon Show #359+106s into the segment"what is different about the way you would handle San Francisco and certain issues in Los Angeles then what Democrats have done in this state"
BlackRock, Vanguard, and the Corporate Buyout of American Homes — Bobby & Cheryl | The Tim Dillon Show #360+67s into the segment"so it's and and you don't always feel that like perhaps in Los Angeles that's right I don't feel that so much I feel like it's very"
Bridging Political Divides and Ted Kennedy's Friendships Across the Aisle — Bobby & Cheryl | The Tim Dillon Show #360+82s into the segment"York City uh 11 000 Asylum Seekers went to Miami 15 000 went to LA no one even noticed uh 15 000 went to Houston and then forty one thousand"
Wealthy Progressives Whispering About Their Block — K5 & Digidog | The Tim Dillon Show #362+10s into the segment"they're Los Angeles liberals in the entertainment business none of them follow it up by the way with we need harsher penalty because they're too dumb they don't even understand what's going on"
Trump-Released Drug Dealer's Family Pistol-Whipping and Criminal Justice Reform — The Sugar Algorithm | The Tim Dillon Show #373+578s into the segment"it doesn't matter in my neighborhood in La these dumb little buses saw off the tops and they drive people around and point out what"
Warner Bros-Paramount Merger and the Death of Cable — A Christmas K-Hole | The Tim Dillon Show #374+120s into the segment"will not regret a sizable multi-million dollar investment in Los Angeles right now let me be your guide come on in come on in what about"
Selling His California House Amid Mudslides and Car Break-ins — Leave It Online | The Tim Dillon Show #382+79s into the segment"interesting it's fine it's it's really just a a chat you want to live in LA forever I just sold my house I'm I'm oh you sold it I sold"
Growing Up in Camarillo and Selling the LA House — Trevor Wallace & The Nickelodeon Scandal | The Tim Dillon Show #385+71s into the segment"want to be per it's the same thing right I mean I love the weather in La is absolutely perfect it can be yeah yeah I just I love it there"
City vs. Suburbs, LA vs. New Jersey, Jappy Girls — Jessica Kirson & The Revenge Of The Basic | The Tim Dillon Show #387+84s into the segment"the next thing. Everyone's going to be like we're we all got priced out of New York and LA. We just take over a small African nation."
Overthrowing Small Nations as the New Way to Get Rich — Donald Trump & Cracker Barrel | The Tim Dillon Show #394+26s into the segment"it so let them have it it's their culture it's a culture of Los Angeles people like it they like talk about home and it makes them feel"
Watching the Hancock Park Home Invasion News Package — Celebrity Home Invasions & Costco | The Tim Dillon Show #395+215s into the segment"is going to have these when what year 2028 2028 the city of Los Angeles is going to be having the Summer Olympics yes so at that point"
Abolish the Olympics — Trump Assassination Theories & The Bowels Of Power | The Tim Dillon Show #402+42s into the segment"children and they are self-involved narcissists and live in Los Angeles which is completely fine completely okay some people would say"
Selling Sunset's Chihuahua Funeral — The Presidential Debate & Eating Cats | The Tim Dillon Show #409"thinking nutty it's a very isolating strange place and I've lived there on and off for a long time not long but four or five years but like"
Afghanistan's Opium Boom and the Intelligence Community's Dark Corners — The Joe Rogan Experience | The Tim Dillon Show #422+143s into the segment"but a lot of the young rappers are white Suburban kids who have drug problems I think it's a weird place to be artist now yeah it's not the same place it it it like the soul of it was destroyed during the pandemic"
Diddy, Epstein, and Blackmail Operations on Celebrities — The Joe Rogan Experience | The Tim Dillon Show #422+55s into the segment"government evacuation you think I'm waiting for the government of Los Angeles to tell me to not die no I leave immediately saw a fire and"
Altadena vs. the Palisades — LA Fires Emergency Podcast | The Tim Dillon Show #426+42s into the segment"nothing for them to do so if you're going to a simulate into Los Angeles Society you must be homeless so I can't quite say if this is"
The Government's Woeful Unpreparedness — LA Fires Emergency Podcast | The Tim Dillon Show #426+44s into the segment"La this is going to be tough this is not a city of uh that's not what La is about La is not about tragedy it's about pretending traged doesn't happen it's about sunshine it's about casual conversations in the coffee shop uh it's about being passive aggressive"
LA's Culture of Relentless Positivity vs. 9/11 New York Grit — LA Fires Emergency Podcast | The Tim Dillon Show #426+14s into the segment"scumbag parent who lets you have the party in their yard that's La now yes the party can get out of control and a kid dies or whatever"
The Scumbag Parent Analogy for Hollywood — LA Fires Emergency Podcast | The Tim Dillon Show #426+71s into the segment"because La is irrational it's unreasonable it's people that all come there because they want something that is is is often unattainable for most of them"
Unfulfilled LA Dreamers and Manifesting Culture — LA Fires Emergency Podcast | The Tim Dillon Show #426"but to pretend to weirdly not be it's a it's a if you haven't lived in La you don't know I'm only with Persians I spend time only with"
Burn It All Down If LA Fakes Being Good — LA Fires Emergency Podcast | The Tim Dillon Show #426+13s into the segment"with wildfires anybody want to tell me how these things start Los Angeles it's windy today and the whole city is in Flames where are the"
Put Me In Charge, and Sebastian Maniscalco's Fire Bit — LA Fires Emergency Podcast | The Tim Dillon Show #426+59s into the segment"these areas where people have their stuff so here make this Los Angeles authorities say they arrested 29 more people overnight in the"
Fake Firefighters Looting and Stolen Humvees — LA Fires Emergency Podcast | The Tim Dillon Show #426+29s into the segment"now that this needs to be the Rock Bottom for the city of Los Angeles and they need to turn around and start doing the things that made them great"
Kill the Fish, Bring Back Hard Operators — LA Fires Emergency Podcast | The Tim Dillon Show #426"or get out no matter what at the end of the day the city of Los Angeles is not going to be a city that is run by benevolent great people"
Closing Riff: Negotiate or Die, Kill That Fish — LA Fires Emergency Podcast | The Tim Dillon Show #426+70s into the segment"hotels you know you can't find a a a hotel room forget about Los Angeles you can't even find hotel rooms in Newport Beach Orange County"
The Oppenheim Group's Fire Victim Hustle — Ceasefire Cheat Day & Realtors In LA | The Tim Dillon Show #427+22s into the segment"La is just on fire and no one cares and it it's so funny because it's not a sympathetic place and it just burns and no one cares about it at all"
Predicting Elon Musk as the Next Fall Guy — Elon’s Salute & The Inauguration Bishop | The Tim Dillon Show #428+214s into the segment"survivors in Los Angeles have taken their own lives that is going to be that's how apocalyptic the news will be getting soon about Los Angeles uh many of the survivors uh of the Los Angeles fires"
Closing Riff: LA Fires and the Apocalyptic Pug Ending — Elon’s Salute & The Inauguration Bishop | The Tim Dillon Show #428+2s into the segment"to the Tim Dylan show another atmospheric rain event here in Los Angeles a storm um cleansing the air of the fire which is nice cleansing"
Atmospheric Rivers and Selling His Cliffside House — Kanye, Elon, & The End Of DEI | The Tim Dillon Show #431+2s into the segment"commercial the ad ran on three Fox owned stations including KTV Los Angeles and may have been seen in a few more local markets it's not"
Kanye's Swastika T-Shirt Super Bowl Ad — Kanye, Elon, & The End Of DEI | The Tim Dillon Show #431+134s into the segment"it's already done it's already done it's a s'more the Pacific Palisades is a s'more now what do you want me to do I don't want to talk"
Casey Anthony's Bizarre Democratic Response Video — Trump’s Speech & Casey Anthony’s Tik Tok | The Tim Dillon Show #434+944s into the segment"Christian Crowley and I'm to fire I'm the chief of the fire here in Los Angeles she's a big beast in God lover let's get her up let's hear what"
Karen Bass Recall and the Doomed Pacific Palisades — Trump’s Speech & Casey Anthony’s Tik Tok | The Tim Dillon Show #434+214s into the segment"but did anyone want the Olympics is anyone in La going you know what we're missing uh the Olympics we're missing the shot put we want"
Playing Newsom's Bannon Interview Clip — Little Moments With Meghan Markle | The Tim Dillon Show #435+126s into the segment"half. So what do you think happens with LA? Like give me the next like 5 10 years. It becomes it could become a vassal state of China."
LA as a Vassal State of China and the Myth of Hollywood — Andrew Schulz | The Tim Dillon Show #436+30s into the segment"That's what I like about LA. LA still comedically you go in, you do your spot and you you kind of just go thanks everybody. There's"
Nostalgia for the 90s and Escaping Groupthink — Andrew Schulz | The Tim Dillon Show #436"LA runs on the idea that everybody's going to be famous. And the second they stop thinking they'll be famous is when gets a little rough."
"story. It lasted an hour and then everybody in LA which was you know there were burning wayos in the street. That's another thing folks."
The Air India Crash Survivor Forgotten Amid LA Protests — ICE, Iran, & The American Summer | The Tim Dillon Show #448+47s into the segment"LA is an incredibly dysfunctional place where people live in shanty towns and hobvels and they live in the shadows and they serve a class of millionaires and billionaires."
The Real Point of Protests, and LA's Income Inequality — ICE, Iran, & The American Summer | The Tim Dillon Show #448+86s into the segment"London. I'm wondering I'm wondering where that guy lives because Los Angeles has the largest population of Iranians outside of Iran."
Reza Pahlavi, the Shah's Son, as the New Ahmed Chalabi — Waiting For War & Negotiations Under Fire | The Tim Dillon Show #449+87s into the segment"Here's the point. We're in my car. We're driving through a Los Angeles, a very orthodox area, and there was what were they 15 or 16?"
Trying to Get a Shtreimel and Talking to Orthodox Kids in LA — Tim Dillon Joins CBS, Mazel! | The Tim Dillon Show #460+48s into the segment"problems, Los Angeles. Now, if you remember, the year started with some really, really bad fires in several areas of Los Angeles. Altina by Pasadena, Malibu, and the Pacific Palisades."
LA Realtor's Sacred Water Commercial — Tylenol ‘Tism, FBI at Jan. 6th, & Meeting The Mossad | The Tim Dillon Show #463+2s into the segment"especially in cities like LA and Vegas. LA follows Las Vegas footsteps as visitors to city plummet 50%. No one's going. What is there to do?"
Why Nobody Visits LA and Vegas Anymore — They Got Greta, A.I. Hollywood, & The Battle For Tik Tok | The Tim Dillon Show #464+19s into the segment"A blaze that eventually turned into one of the most destructive fires in Los Angeles history, causing death and widespread destruction."
Jonathan Rinderknecht Arrested for Starting the Palisades Fire — Halloween Beast Mode & Billie Eilish Bravery | The Tim Dillon Show #468+71s into the segment"Renderneck was living at. Even arsonists are leaving LA. That's how bad it's getting. That's how mismanaged this state is. Arsonists."
Even Arsonists Are Fleeing California — Halloween Beast Mode & Billie Eilish Bravery | The Tim Dillon Show #468+58s into the segment"leave LA? It's so good. [laughter] What's wrong with these people who left LA? What's wrong with them? What the What's not to like?"
Interview with Cheryl Hines: RFK Jr., Vaccines, LA, and Her Book Unscripted — Halloween Beast Mode & Billie Eilish Bravery | The Tim Dillon Show #468+148s into the segment"I've heard this in Los Angeles. People go, "Well, it's our unhoused neighbor and my son loves him and he always brings a little uh treat for my son. He always brings like a little toy for my son.""
White Guilt and the Fetishization of Homeless Junkies — Lame Duck Donald & The Immigration Nation | The Tim Dillon Show #470+142s into the segment"[ __ ] Stop this crap. Stop this garbage. Get out of LA. No one cares about your script. Oh, you wrote a script. Cut this [ __ ] out."
Find a Little Lesbian Donut Shop: Living Small and Local — Wicked?, A Terrible Life, & The Golden Age Of Travel | The Tim Dillon Show #472+184s into the segment"a great year for a to reflect. It started with the fires in Los Angeles. these crazy wildfires where I lost my house and my wife and"
His Father's Love of the Year-End News Montage — Epstein Docs & A Culture Of Slop | The Tim Dillon Show #476+146s into the segment"LA, if you don't know, isn't thriving. LA isn't thriving. So, we have people here that live in Los Angeles. A city that is doing by any stretch of the imagination terribly. It's doing really bad."
Tehran Looks Like LA: The Homesick Influencer Bit — Back To Iran, Gaza Reborn, & A Happy New Year | The Tim Dillon Show #477+48s into the segment"help me celebrate my birthday from uh the Hollywood improv in Los Angeles, city of the future, city of dreams, and I'll hear nothing to"
Cold Open: Birthday Show at the Hollywood Improv — Jared Kushner, Trump Obsession, & Healing Through Hate | The Tim Dillon Show #480+21s into the segment"this again is just one of the funnier stories of what's happening right now in Los Angeles because as you know, Los Angeles is cratering"
The Amy Poehler 'Good Hang' Podcast Booking Scam — Melania’s Humanoid, Missing Scientists, & A Podcast Scam | The Tim Dillon Show #489+29s into the segment"world. And if you went to the flagship city of that, which is Los Angeles, you'd be like horrified. You'd be absolutely horrified."
Tech Wealth vs. Homelessness and the LA Zombie Apocalypse Bit — Bombing Beirut, Back To Butler & Melania’s Mission | The Tim Dillon Show #491+276s into the segment"fire and you'll see them. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Los Angeles. Uh sorry about the delay there, but we still got you in about"
Jensen Huang Says Move to California Anyway — Bombing Beirut, Back To Butler & Melania’s Mission | The Tim Dillon Show #491+87s into the segment"and we're already there. By the way, I'll drive you through Los Angeles. the fourth biggest economy in the world. And you can see feudal"
AI as the Real Existential Threat, Not Iran — Bombing Beirut, Back To Butler & Melania’s Mission | The Tim Dillon Show #491+355s into the segment"People in Portland and Los Angeles, these well-meaning white people like they they do never want to criticize homeless or unhoused or whatever."
The AI Demon Hunting Young Professionals — Eric Swalwell, The Great Layoff, & We Endorse Katie Porter | The Tim Dillon Show #492+150s into the segment"it's time for women to lead. Now you might think the mayor of Los Angeles is a woman. The mayor of the largest city, you know, the one"
Katie Porter's Policy Platform: Women, Moms, and Gas Prices — Eric Swalwell, The Great Layoff, & We Endorse Katie Porter | The Tim Dillon Show #492+23s into the segment"are never late. We are a day late because we have traveled to Los Angeles. We are doing the Netflix is a joke comedy festival, which is"
Netflix Is a Joke Festival and Bringing on Selling Sunset — Alien Invasion & Trapped Trump | The Tim Dillon Show #494+8s into the segment"and we're going to discuss the issues of the day that impact Los Angeles and affect it. I because I've given up on the political solutions."
Everyone's Smoking Again and Nobody Cares About Aliens — Alien Invasion & Trapped Trump | The Tim Dillon Show #494+6s into the segment"if you stay in the Los Angeles area, much like Final Destination, you will think you have escaped, but no, no. You will be killed by some event."
California Is Final Destination: The Exploding Vacuum Story — USA vs. China, Spencer Pratt, & A Heist | The Tim Dillon Show #496+73s into the segment"LA is number two. New York and London are, you know, vying for the top spot globally. Tokyo, New York, London, things like that. LA's not in the conversation."
Spencer Pratt for Mayor and His Reality Show Deal — USA vs. China, Spencer Pratt, & A Heist | The Tim Dillon Show #496+9s into the segment"ago, has mounted a pretty successful campaign for mayor of Los Angeles using pretty adept social media skills. He's pretty funny, he's"
San Francisco's AI-Fueled 'Cleanup' and London's Non-Dom Tax Exodus — Backrooms, Spencer Pratt, & The D’Amelio Family Disaster | The Tim Dillon Show #498+47s into the segment