Places/place
New York City
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Tim’s take
He speaks as a native with granular loyalties — he likes Tribeca, the Village and Midtown, and calls the Financial District depressing, especially when broke 1:08:23. His ideal life keeps him in the city from May to December before decamping for LA in the dead of winter 42:49. Giannis frames him as someone who appreciates the city more than most, watching what it was and where it's going 5:34.
Beyond that there's no single argument, just a catalogue of stories hung on the city: chasing a Pokemon mistaken for a terror attack on Fifth Avenue 3:19, an 11-hour drive back from Toronto that ended gratefully at a Wawa 7:34, violently ill on a 9/11 tour bus while working as a guide 0:47, and lean years of no heat and burritos before things got easier 47:05. He also gripes about the city's changing climate and rain 3:52, names real estate as the industry that actually runs it 27:43, and turns wistful about talented people who'll die there unnoticed 48:35.
Every Reference (86)
"know, because you see large groups of people assembled in New York City all the time. These people were in frenzied pursuit of something."
"had a perfect life, this is what I think a perfect life is. New York City from May to December. LA or California from January to May"
"live podcast it you know you know if we do a live podcast in New York City area I'm thinking we do a small venue I'm thinking we do somewhere"
Poke Bowl Aside, Comet Pizza Callback, and Tour Dates Sign-Off — Bribes and Bruschetta+136s into the segment"big big SUV and we begin an 11-hour drive from Toronto to New York City Which fucking ended in a Wawa. Great fucking- Wawa's phenomenal."
NATO Protects Canada, and the Air Canada Flight Cancellation Nightmare — We Are The News+159s into the segment"I'm living New York City I don't even feel like I'm living New York City right every day I get up, and I'm told by a different member"
"the climate of New York City by the way has just become a nightmare. It is raining, it is really, and I read an article years ago that said that global warming was changing New York to more of a tropical climate."
"Dollars There's listen, here's the problem people used to leave New York City because it wasn't safe now. It's safe It's actually getting"
Long Island Real Estate Absurdity and the Opiate Epidemic — Thoughtless Animal+200s into the segment"The show's gonna be between 8 and 10 We're gonna be out in New York City on a double deck of tour bus gonna be crazy It's gonna be nuts."
"I think that you know after her gain sandy there people I was in New York City I wasn't I didn't go out to the island because I didn't want to help"
"Wilmington, North Carolina the 25th and the 26th I'm gonna stand in New York City for a lot of dates in August and I will be coming to DC in"
"close call. We were having lunch and when I first moved to New York City, I was living in Hell's Kitchen in Midtown, which is around"
"a new order emerges. And basically, for the last decade in New York City, you've been living in the order of the multinational company"
NYC's Homogenized, Expensive Culture and Starting Their Own Mob — Bring Back The Mob+7s into the segment"the security was. It used to be guys with guns everywhere in New York City, now it's not. You could argue, oh, they're trying to get back"
The 4chan Vegas Hoax Post and the Limits of the Elite Conspiracy Theory — Mandalay Ray+91s into the segment"being a New Yorker, which is interesting and kind of watching, you're a guy that I feel like more than anybody else kind of appreciates New York City too. And like what it is, what it was, where it's going,"
Nobody Can Build Anything Anymore, and Getting Shot in Soho — It Ends Bad (with Yannis Pappas)+47s into the segment"example, if I asked you, who are the most powerful element in New York City? What element or industry is most powerful in New York City?"
Trump, Felix Sater, and Russian Mob Ties — Live From The NY Comedy Festival (with Russ Baker)+81s into the segment"your Ohio like a one-day. I'm gonna save up enough money in New York City Yeah, make it no just get in a fucking car. You drive longer"
Long Island Made Comedy: Seinfeld, Rosie, and the Suburb Debate — A Can of Sweetened Honey+36s into the segment"hooking me up. I'm like, what? What? What? What? Which town? New York City. He was trying to get in restaurants and shit. And I'm like,"
"a transsexual experience, the very first one should be in New York City. We're the best trends in the world! But I couldn't find that."
Ryan's 30-Mile NYC Walkabout Looking for Crack and Trannies — Tin Foil Hat and Tim at Skankfest+52s into the segment"They're telling you about it that the fucking government the New York City government is trying to cap the amount of cabs out there which"
"do that Do you think what we talking before about like how New York City has changed and how the crime has gone down? Do you think a"
Ralph Scopo, the Commission Case, and the Decline of the Mafia — Least Likely Cop+32s into the segment"and it's not and you You have to like dig into the ground in New York City, but like I don't think they need more stations per se They"
Infrastructure Strain and Subway Costs — Growing Up Gottschee with Dan St. Germain+122s into the segment"junkies and disgusting also but it also came on the heels of New York City going bankrupt sure late 60s early 70s but there's always been"
Global Capital, Nationalism, and the Death of Old New York — Growing Up Gottschee with Dan St. Germain+11s into the segment"funny because I mean, it's like you go to a group of comics in New York City. It's just so funny, the difference between the Los Angeles,"
"take an Uber, but now there's a cap on how many cars are in New York City. Okay. And then the, see this is my issue with like, the Acacia"
"going to hell everybody. It is the last episode recorded from New York City, a once great city that I will be leaving to head to Los Angeles,"
Cold Open: Leaving New York for LA — Episode 150 - Your Thoughts Have No Value (with Luke Touma)+28s into the segment"there are so many talented people in New York City who you'll just never see you'll never hear from and they will die underappreciated unappreciated alone"
The 50-Year-Old LA Woman Going Spiritual and the Comedy Community's Theater Kid Energy — 151 - Toddler Suicide Bomber+266s into the segment"the financial district is depressing especially when you don't have any finances it's kind of depressing really want to stay on Wall Street okay he's very depressing part of New York City is just not for me"
"Mango when I was a tour guide on those double-decker buses in New York City and it went through me so quickly in the middle of showing"
The Screaming Woman Next Door and the N-Word CVS Lady — #167 - Beach Corpse | The Tim Dillon Show+98s into the segment"enough rats in the in the great rat competition they have in New York City in the great rat competition in New York our rats and they"
Seizing the Rich: The 10% Random Wealth Confiscation Plan — #170 - Eat The Rich; They're Keto Part 1| The Tim Dillon Show+36s into the segment"dancer the brown eyed girl next thing I know two towers in New York City found next thing I know there's goddamn planes flying in a"
The 53-Year-Old Woman Wakes Him Up on 9/11 — #170 - Eat The Rich; They're Keto Part 1| The Tim Dillon Show+38s into the segment"Imagine going to New York City with a group of your friends, group of your friends, the great restaurants, the great public spaces, all the things you can do, the museums"
Imagining a Tonight Show Taping Is Worse Than a Terminal Diagnosis — #187 - Waffle Sundaes and Puppet Shows | The Tim Dillon Show+8s into the segment"we're we're we're running you're running out of supplies in New York City you heard it here first on the Jill Dillon show have you seen"
Vanessa's Friend in New Rochelle and Wrapping the Call — Emergency Broadcast - Corona Call-Ins+13s into the segment"you know where how many cases is New York City have right now New York seems to be a hot spot I mean New York City I love it but it's a petri dish of germs the subways the surfaces forget it"
New York City as a Petri Dish and Grocery Store Hoarding — #191 - Corona Cast | The Tim Dillon Show+11s into the segment"gonna get real angry with each other my manager who lives in New York City told me that you cannot get toilet paper you can get any food"
Drive-Through Testing Chaos and New Legislation Fears — Live Stream #1 | The Tim Dillon Show+32s into the segment"example when ghilane Maxwell after her father's death moves to New York City she obtains control of something Robert Maxwell had already"
Epstein's Pivot to Silicon Valley and Unit 8200 Tech Firms — #207 - Whitney Webb Returns | The Tim Dillon Show+305s into the segment"part of a violent weekend spree that saw 64 people shot in New York City 64 people shot over the weekend in New York City it surpassed"
New York City Shootings and the Case for Cutting Police Funding — #208 - Let's Have A Party | The Tim Dillon Show+44s into the segment"thoughts new york now it's hard to have a thought because as you're having it a bullet grazes your skull that is also a problem bill de"
Fat Store Rivalries and the Digital Future of Comedy — #209 - Don't Curse Me | The Tim Dillon Show+145s into the segment"city we filmed a very funny video in new york city and new york city i mean we're going into new york city like we're expecting"
Filming in NYC Expecting Kenosha, Finding Paradise — #215 - Petty Little Pig | The Tim Dillon Show+4s into the segment"eight-point plan or a ten point plan about how to destroy uh new york city i think that would be that would be fun i don't know if that's"
The Seinfeld vs. Altucher New York Death Match — #215 - Petty Little Pig | The Tim Dillon Show+387s into the segment"altucher debate listen to two millionaires debate the future of new york city a city that will be fine without either one of them by the"
The Muffin Conversation and Cushing's Syndrome — #215 - Petty Little Pig | The Tim Dillon Show+166s into the segment"guy and he was just an angry guy when i was a tour guide in new york city on those double-decker buses and it was the anniversary of"
"on 9 11. it changed new york dramatically and i put something up on instagram about this if you knew about new york city before 9 11 it changed new york dramatically"
How 9/11 Changed New York City — #217 - Cuties | The Tim Dillon Show"suggest otherwise. So, let them uh infections are now up in New York City. They tried, what did they tried to do? They tried to shut"
Arizona Is the Worst State in the Union — #221 - Epstein's Favorite Podcast | The Tim Dillon Show+301s into the segment"friendsgiving i always thought it was kind of like i especially in new york city because to me new york city of friendsgiving should be like"
Redefining Friendsgiving and Corporate Music Festivals — #225 - Friendsgiving | The Tim Dillon Show+17s into the segment"across the country the new york city now we came into the city the the the city now has outdoor"
NYC's Pandemic Outdoor Dining Sheds — #231 - Giuliani And The River of Gold | The Tim Dillon Show+2s into the segment"the government gives all these big realtors in new york all these development companies in new york city they give them tax abatements so they can build condos and tribeca"
Defund the Police vs Deputize the Social Workers — #247 - Scream At The Sky (ft. Yannis Pappas) | The Tim Dillon Show"__ ] yes so it's when you make that sacrifice to move into new york city you're taking on a different identity i had a conversation"
Moving to the City and What Makes You a 'Real' Comedian — #261 - Please, Die Alone | The Tim Dillon Show+159s into the segment"something i heard you on on some on uh you were saying that new york city is is frightening to some capacity uh when you were here briefly"
Times Square at Night and New York Toughness — #261 - Please, Die Alone | The Tim Dillon Show+11s into the segment"city uh the tail end of ida uh dumping torrential rain on new york city killing a few people that got stuck in their basements i don't"
In Memoriam Montage and Behind the Mask on Hulu — #267 - The D'Amelio Variant | The Tim Dillon Show+196s into the segment"a lot of people and I knew this when I was a tour guide in New York City I paid very close attention to real estate New York and we've"
How New York Real Estate Is a Money Laundering Scheme — #272 - Night of The Beating | The Tim Dillon Show+15s into the segment"about it years ago people that cook are soulless especially in new york city it's all about going out people that you know i mean it's my"
"[ __ ] dude new york city is [ __ ] and i hate saying that that's your home city that's"
New York City's Decline and Wanting to Live Near Rich People — White Marble with Paul Virzi | The Tim Dillon Show #314+2s into the segment"so here it is what does it say here uh wired cities sites New York City and Lake Tahoe as examples Arizona sb1350 a law that passed"
"restaurants like normal are going to say I remember after 9 11. in New York City when a lot of French restaurants seem to be in bad taste for"
Noma's Closure as the End of an Era — Flood The Rich | The Tim Dillon Show #331+12s into the segment"and gentlemen welcome to the Tim Dillon show we are here in New York City with my personal trainer my guest a man who's changed my life"
Cold Open: My Personal Trainer and Boomer Diet Logic — Call OJ Daddy with Stavros Halkias | The Tim Dillon Show #342+2s into the segment"the Tim Dillon show uh we are it's migrant crisis here in New York City um there's a lot of uh migrants that are coming in and it's"
New York's Migrant Housing Crisis and the 60-Day Shelter Limit — K5 & Digidog | The Tim Dillon Show #362"if you ask for housing we've got to give you housing um New York City uh 11 000 Asylum Seekers went to Miami 15 000 went to LA no"
Wealthy Progressives Whispering About Their Block — K5 & Digidog | The Tim Dillon Show #362+3s into the segment"I couldn't figure this city out I'm a white guy I I came from a a a community that was 45 minutes outside of New York it took me years to figure out New York City where I could survive"
Domestic Violence, Culture Shock, and 60 Days Isn't Enough — K5 & Digidog | The Tim Dillon Show #362+31s into the segment"there uh sometimes before my tour before I would give tours in New York City on the tour bus holy [ __ ] that that had to slow you down"
Sbarro Breakfast Buffet and Ripping Bong Hits on the Tour Bus — A Time Gone By with H. Foley & Kevin Ryan | The Tim Dillon Show #364+51s into the segment"are at 30-year highs in many American cities. Q1 of 2023, New York City vacancy rate 22.2%. That is the most dynamic city in the world,"
WeWork's Collapse and the Death of the Office — The Chinese D’Amelios | The Tim Dillon Show #371+378s into the segment"If I visiting North Korea I want the grit I want that like New York City lost a lot of grit we got a lot of visitors but we lost a lot"
North Korea Should Become a Tourist Destination — Dead-Eyed Monsters | The Tim Dillon Show #375+375s into the segment"you know what's fun when you don't have a lot of money living in New York City grabbing dollar slices of Pizza smoking cigarettes with your buddies on a roof that's what's fun"
The Ruling: No Renovations Until Affordable Housing — Den Of Snakes | The Tim Dillon Show #378+48s into the segment"it looks terrible to people that are living like people in New York City they read the New York Times They open it they I so my do you"
Texas Border Patrol on Horseback and the Whip/Lasso Debate — Price Of Poison | The Tim Dillon Show #379+251s into the segment"just a fact this is not I love different cultures I come from New York City I don't care I don't want to live uh in a white ethn state"
Mass Migration as the Defining Issue and Who Actually Benefits — Price Of Poison | The Tim Dillon Show #379+122s into the segment"now uh profiling a man who is super commuting from Ohio to New York City every week he doesn't live in New York um but he basically"
The Ohio Super Commuter to New York City — Biden's SOTU & The Lazarus Drug | The Tim Dillon Show #383"what it's like attending three sex parties in five hours in New York City too many too many too many too many sex parties three within"
Trans TikToker's Three Sex Parties in Five Hours — Harvey Weinstein's Overturned Conviction & TikTok Ban | The Tim Dillon Show #390+1s into the segment"of these cities feel like maow all these new buildings in New York City feel like you're walking into a a maau casino you go why why"
Ibotta Cash Back Ad — Boomer Bashing & Campus Protests | The Tim Dillon Show #391+83s into the segment"company and if you can't sell you can't be here Welcome to New York City we have a good bad ugly crazy Ready Set sad the real estate"
Owning Manhattan Trailer and Wishing Violence on Realtors — Biden's Mumbles & Dance Moms | The Tim Dillon Show #399+93s into the segment"excited about bathroom tile is such a terrible advertisement for New York City and actually all of these shows are a terrible advertisement"
America as a Bloated Corpse With No Elite Leadership — Biden's Mumbles & Dance Moms | The Tim Dillon Show #399+8s into the segment"families who mourn this nation stands with the good people of New York City and New Jersey and Connecticut as we mourn the loss of thousands"
Bush's Bullhorn Speech and "We Need Another 9/11" — The Presidential Debate & Eating Cats | The Tim Dillon Show #409+34s into the segment"I'm uncomfortable with the level of banality and mediocrity that New York City is just it's just churning out all of this very like basic stuff for basic people"
New York Has Become a City of Hatchet-Throwing Tourist Traps — Post-Thanksgiving Extravaganza | The Tim Dillon Show #419+65s into the segment"we're supposed to roll out the red carpet. We're supposed to go come stroll in our parks, sweat in our saunas, eat caviar in our restaurants"
Dubai Is Stealing New York's Criminals — India vs. Pakistan, Portnoy, & Jennifer Aniston’s Stalker | The Tim Dillon Show #443+241s into the segment"degrees and now they're like paying $29 for a sandwich in New York City and they're pissed. They got to take [ __ ] from some boss."
Envy, $29 Sandwiches, and Who Democrats Actually Serve — Zohran Mamdani, Political Rage, & The Hunt | The Tim Dillon Show #450+86s into the segment"Omar. I wish him well. I wish him the best of luck. I I love New York City. Uh yes, but I also hate a lot of people who live here, but"
Wishing Mamdani Well and the Two Populisms Closing Thought — Zohran Mamdani, Political Rage, & The Hunt | The Tim Dillon Show #450+10s into the segment"way. That was backlash number one. You're going to see it in New York City. You're going to see that the center is completely gone."
Britain's Speech Police, the Patriot Act Parallel, and Wealth Flaunting Backlash — Alligator Alcatraz, Free Diddy, & Life At Sea | The Tim Dillon Show #451+546s into the segment"we've talked about a healthcare in in New York City, etc. and I think he's going to do a great job in trying to deal with the affordability issue here in in the city"
Mamdani, ICE Standoffs, and Whether He'll Sell Out Like Others — Bernie Sanders | The Tim Dillon Show #467+4s into the segment"guar can I tell a story? Every day when I was a tour guide in New York City, I was a tour guide on a double-decker bus. There was a place"
Woman Filming Herself Stealing Food Stamps Groceries — Halloween Beast Mode & Billie Eilish Bravery | The Tim Dillon Show #468+117s into the segment"Great. They just elected a Muslim socialist, the mayor of New York City. It's over. Wait, what? Free buses, governmentr run grocery"
Cold Open: Alien Tech and Foam Parties in Miami — Zohran’s Victory, Air Traffic Chaos, & Government Shutdown | The Tim Dillon Show #469+9s into the segment"people that are finding it increasingly difficult to afford New York City. Those people, the paint by numbers, pin a ribbon on me."
The Boring Brunch People Coalition — Zohran’s Victory, Air Traffic Chaos, & Government Shutdown | The Tim Dillon Show #469+62s into the segment"I've been thinking a lot recently about the Mondani win in New York City because like all of the all of the people that I talk to in Florida are like, "Everybody's coming to Florida.""
Is Everyone Really Fleeing to Florida? The Mamdani Effect — Lame Duck Donald & The Immigration Nation | The Tim Dillon Show #470+2s into the segment"think part of it and if I was somebody who is the mayor of New York City, uh get the average condo price up right now in New York."
New York's $4,450 One-Bedroom and the Foreign Buyer Numbers — Lame Duck Donald & The Immigration Nation | The Tim Dillon Show #470+7s into the segment"you have a number one, it's a good investment because the city is it has the largest gross national product gross domestic product of any city in the United States"
New York Real Estate as a Vertical Money Laundering Scheme — Lame Duck Donald & The Immigration Nation | The Tim Dillon Show #470+4s into the segment"Russian fertilizer magnets buy $20 fake apartments all over New York City, drive $400,000-a-year lawyers out cuz they can't afford it,"
Arguing With His Aunt About Doctors From Pakistan — Lame Duck Donald & The Immigration Nation | The Tim Dillon Show #470+58s into the segment"lives. They all join zero bond. They join all these clubs in New York City. They sit around. They talk about who's rich. They talk about"
The Dying Unipolar World and the New Feudal Tech Oligarchy — The Palantir Manifesto & My Manifesto | The Tim Dillon Show #493+801s into the segment"COMMUNIST. THIS IS WHAT COMMUNISM LOOKS LIKE cuz it's 97 degrees in New York City and people are angry. And so Manny has now become people's"
Mamdani's 78-Degree Thermostat and Freezing Out of Spite — Celebrating 250 Years: A Very Special Episode | The Tim Dillon Show #502+21s into the segment"and da da da da da. And that's why I feel like the vibes in New York City are a lot better than the vibes out east on Long Island."
Cut Off My Head: Conspicuous Consumption and the Hamptons Backlash — Influencer Poison, Trump’s Lifeguard & The Migrant Summer | The Tim Dillon Show #506+26s into the segment