rant · moment 21 of 27

Watching Restaurants and Tour Buses Fall Apart

from #216 - A Good Deal | The Tim Dillon Show · #216

4 min

He describes the pleasure of watching restaurants buckle under a busy Friday night crowd, and recalls his old tour guide job dealing with furious tourists on a rickety double-decker bus.

In this bit8 moments
  • Serving alcohol at a pet store on Independence Day and Halloween to let people dress up their pets in costumes.
  • Customers would correct Tim if he misidentified a pet's gender by accident.
  • A bird-loving customer got so drunk in the store they had to ask him to leave, along with homeless people who started drinking.
  • Tim appreciates being able to observe other people going through hell at work rather than experiencing it himself.
  • Hamptons people sit at bars chewing ciabatta, watching waiters suffer through service like it's an academic exercise they don't care about.
  • Tim's take: the real problem isn't protesters or riots, it's the wealthy people who drove the country to this point and still don't care.
  • Even if the White House burns, the unconcerned rich would dismiss it as a Twitter or TikTok problem instead of reality.
  • Tim questions whether storming the White House is actually real life or just a social media phenomenon.
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