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Index Funds for a Robot Apocalypse and Moving to London

from Thomas Massie, Kevin O'Leary, & The American Psyop | The Tim Dillon Show #497 · #497

2 min

Tim mocks the idea of saving lunch money for 50 years only to need it to buy gear to fight a future robot army, then jokes about hating the Hamptons and wanting to move to London and become a gentleman.

In this bit5 moments
  • Tim argues against spending money on expensive lunches instead of making a sandwich and investing the difference in index funds.
  • In 50 years when everyone's a bionic human or has left the planet, what good is an index fund sitting in a dystopian wasteland?
  • Vision of someone who starved themselves for 30 years investing in index funds, now able to buy gear to fight the robot army surrounding their house.
  • Tim rejects doomers and gloomers, arguing people have always doubted the future.
  • Goldman Sachs CEO is just a DJ at Surf Lodge in the Hamptons, disgusting and useless.
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