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Fantasy: Staging a Migrant Invasion of His Liberal Friends' Hamptons Beach House
from Influencer Poison, Trump’s Lifeguard & The Migrant Summer | The Tim Dillon Show #506 · #506
3 min
Tim spins an elaborate fantasy of hiring and staging 80-100 migrant actors to storm the beach outside his wealthy liberal friends' Hamptons dinner party to test their politics, ending with the staged crowd breaking into a singalong of "American Pie."
- Tim pitches hiring 70-100 migrants to stage a scripted invasion of his liberal friends' Hamptons dinner party, paying them SAG day rates and boat transportation.
- He imagines interrupting a friend's point about immigration by saying 'Actually, it's funny you say that,' then having boats crash-land people on the shore to surround the house.
- The performers will chant threateningly around the house while his friends get nervous, with Tim speculating whether he'll see them keep their stated energy during an actual invasion.
- In the middle of escalating chants, the 80 to 100 migrant actors will suddenly break into song—specifically 'American Pie'—to subvert the threatening mood.
- Tim emphasizes the entire scenario is a fully budgeted production with craft services, stunt coordinators, and hired actors, not an actual invasion, before his friends realize they've been set up.
- The migrants launch into an enthusiastic rendition of 'American Pie,' screaming 'Bye Miss American Pie,' at which point his friends will ask if he hired them.
- Tim will respond 'Guilty as charged' and the entire group—migrants and friends alike—will finish singing American Pie together as a finale.
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