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Port Aransas vs. South Padre and Fake Crab Vacations
from #298 - Puerto Rican Papi | The Tim Dillon Show · #298
2 min
They discuss overhyped beach vacation spots being lit differently in photos than reality, contrasting cheap motel vacations eating imitation crab with Tim's own loveless, schizophrenic, closeted childhood.
- Port Aransas versus South Padre Island — Tim clarifies the confusion between the two Florida destinations.
- Vacation photography uses lighting tricks to make the water appear a certain shade of blue, but the actual location never matches the pictures.
- Ben took his family to a motel where they ate imitation crab during their vacation.
- Tim reflects on his own difficult upbringing: his mother was schizophrenic, his family members hated each other, and he had to hide being gay.
- When asked if anyone found out he was gay before he came out, Tim says a few people he slept with had suspicions but never had proof.
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