rant · moment 5 of 17
Being a Pet at Hamptons Liberal Dinner Parties
from Influencer Poison, Trump’s Lifeguard & The Migrant Summer | The Tim Dillon Show #506 · #506
4 min
Tim describes attending a wealthy liberal Hamptons dinner where he's treated like a purchased novelty item next to the $400 melon, fielding naive political questions from rich kids, and explains why the Hamptons has fallen out of favor culturally.
- Tim attends liberal Hamptons dinner parties where wealthy hosts serve takeout Mexican food and ask him why America is racist.
- A host's kid explains that finance is nepotism, surprising Tim with this discovery.
- At Hamptons parties, Tim becomes a pet—purchased like produce, questioned about politics, treated as entertainment.
- People are turning on the Hamptons because of grotesque displays of vulgarity replacing the area's formerly low-key culture.
- The Hamptons are beautiful but childish—unlike Martha's Vineyard or the Cape, where people actually sail and swim instead of sitting in humid backyards complaining.
- People's behavior is making the Hamptons less desirable; they don't want to be around that crowd anymore.
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