Places/place
Beverly Hills
Tim’s take
He treats Beverly Hills mostly as shorthand for money and status rather than a place with its own story — the realtor he recommends to broke friends to embarrass them 28:42, the restaurant where he'll celebrate his own bankruptcy 14:46, the entry on his short list of America's only "nice places" 41:53. When he does describe it directly, he insists on correcting the popular image: it's not where actors live, it's lawyers, doctors, plastic surgeons and Persian residents, and politically it leans Republican rather than liberal 22:07.
He also uses it as the stand-in for the executive class against the writers of Echo Park during the WGA strike 1:05, and gives it a darker read touring the hills with Ben, tying the estates to dark money, shell corporations, and Epstein's financial web 37:47. Smaller gripes recur too — mask mandates he mocks while still following 50:38, smash-and-grab robberies hitting its stores 26:58, and James Van Der Beek's park rules, which he treats as proof of how petty its rules can get even for the rich 19:23.
Every Reference (39)
"that that's a thing there. Right. Like to promote clubs and Beverly Hills and shit Sunset Boulevard That barch, you know, that's a crazy"
Long Island Real Estate Absurdity and the Opiate Epidemic — Thoughtless Animal+339s into the segment"we walked around Beverly. You're not allowed to walk around Beverly Hills. There are no sidewalks Beverly Hills are legitimately hills"
Rich Kid Actors, Miles Teller's Lawsuit, and Jerking Off to Call Me By Your Name — Graveyard Shift At A Bread Warehouse+56s into the segment"fondness for. And they are the Upper East Side of Manhattan and Beverly Hills. And the reason I do is because I feel that the people there"
Where to Live: Texas, Corporal Punishment, and the Elephant Painting — Stewed Reunion (with Mike Recine)+5s into the segment"is he calls up Alex the madam. Yeah, Alex the madam now in Beverly Hills and they order about 20 off-duty actresses But they were young"
"I was at a restaurant last night in Beverly Hills with a friend of mine and there's two guys singing, you know, we're sitting outside and Beverly Hills is a real nightmare."
Beverly Hills Singers and Michelle's 'I Was Raped' Bit — The Big Booth (with Devan Costa)+7s into the segment"will celebrate my bankruptcy at a beautiful restaurant in Beverly Hills like I don't people say to me all you defend Kabbalist I don't"
Michael's Bad Marina del Rey Apartment Decision — 147 - Love Tim (with Kevin Tienken)+629s into the segment"been I've been in New York I've been in Miami I've been in Beverly Hills you guys they've never been to America right cuz I've never"
No Shared National Identity Left — Episode 148 - Streak of Evil (with Yannis Pappas)+80s into the segment"you'll find daddy in Beverly Hills and eating a Pokeball eating a pokeball and Beverly [ __ ] Hills do not approach me with anything real"
Closing Riff: NYC Infrastructure Collapse and Future Cult of Personality — Episode 148 - Streak of Evil (with Yannis Pappas)+24s into the segment"I comment Joyce ray who's a realtor that sells estates in Beverly Hills and I and it says luxury estates and then like sometimes you'll"
Crowdsourcing Everything: Realtors, Honeymoons, and Making Friends Feel Poor — #167 - Beach Corpse | The Tim Dillon Show+111s into the segment"in their eye but you know I was driving today up in through Beverly Hills and then like the fire trucks were coming behind us these people"
Pitching a Show Called "Red Pill Mom" — #172 - Long Island Wedding | The Tim Dillon Show+20s into the segment"people of Skid Row I don't think they're gonna drive down the Beverly Hills and like you know lusting over that a big part of its like"
Happy Homeless vs. Miserable Rich, and Manage Your Expectations — #184 - Skid Ray | The Tim Dillon Show+64s into the segment"making our way to North Beverly Park and Tim is just talking about dark money and epstein and he's sort of getting back into the role of being a tour guide"
Beverly Hills Cop: Touring Dark Money and Epstein's Financial Web — #188 - Best of Patreon Vol. 1 | The Tim Dillon Show+7s into the segment"next excerpt is from bonus episode 7 Beverly Hills Cop where me and Tim were just driving around in my toyota"
Beverly Hills Cop: Where Rich People's Money Actually Comes From — #188 - Best of Patreon Vol. 1 | The Tim Dillon Show+5s into the segment"homes that's odd I never was trying to collapse that Hotel Beverly Hills orders face masks worn in public well that's where I walk around"
Nursing Home Cover-ups and Beverly Hills Mask Mandates — #195 - Take Me To The Moon | The Tim Dillon Show+80s into the segment"sick i was sick the only thing i could do was walk around beverly hills with persians all i could do was walk around the beverly flats"
His Own Mystery Illness in March and His Indestructible Mother — #230 - The Pit | The Tim Dillon Show+107s into the segment"dawson's creek the hit new show listen to this at the park in beverly hills near the house we just moved away from you're not allowed to"
James Van Der Beek Quits Hollywood for the Hill Country — #263 - Family Business | The Tim Dillon Show+117s into the segment"storefront windows at a louis vuitton and a saks fifth avenue in beverly hills police said but patrol cars arrived to scare the thieves off"
Smash and Grabs at Nordstrom, Louis Vuitton, and the Grove — #279 - Flashmob Omicron Morning Star Bear | The Tim Dillon Show+163s into the segment"pfizer is gonna buy in beverly hills just the ceo of moderna a lot of new pharma billionaire is"
Selling Sunset Fantasy: Pfizer CEO Buys a Mansion — #279 - Flashmob Omicron Morning Star Bear | The Tim Dillon Show+2s into the segment"brightest bulb um you know he's on on Dewey enforcement in Beverly Hills right um and then he comes back he goes what was that I was"
Pulled Over by the LAPD's 'Drug Recognition Expert' — #287 - Drug Recognition Expert | The Tim Dillon Show+344s into the segment"understand what we're talking about right we're talking about Beverly Hills piglets homeless man uh arrested for murder at Brentwood and"
California Asks Homeowners to House the Homeless — #287 - Drug Recognition Expert | The Tim Dillon Show+192s into the segment"come don't worry a little head about it don't drive through Beverly Hills drunk or sober with those [ __ ] Psychopaths you think they're"
Sign-Off: Merch, NFTs, and Cops on the Way Home — #287 - Drug Recognition Expert | The Tim Dillon Show+34s into the segment"there's nine nice places in the country the hamptons malibu beverly hills palm beach jackson hall aspen there's like 10 places that are"
Port Aransas vs. South Padre and Fake Crab Vacations — #298 - Puerto Rican Papi | The Tim Dillon Show+36s into the segment"then say also just in time also yeah he goes he owns homes in beverly hills in austin texas i do not own a house in beverly hills right"
Debunking Beverly Hills, Manhattan, and the France/Italy Tour Lies — Tim Dillon vs The New York Post+7s into the segment"need to find a way to communicate that to the denizens of Beverly Hills of Malibu people that I know and that I see and that I respect"
The WGA Strike and Zaslav Diplomacy — The Great Shark Debate | The Tim Dillon Show #356+61s into the segment"population maybe 3% I I grew up in Long Island and now I live in Beverly Hills So my answer when somebody says how many Jews are it's always"
Jewish Population Percentage and Zionism Debate — A Case For Israel with Noa Tishby | The Tim Dillon Show #368+193s into the segment"their homes in West Hollywood well they are doing that in Beverly Hills but they're paying great money if China wants to buy my H I"
"Beverly Hills is not like where actors live or or if there are any actors left but it's none of that it's just it's business people lawyers Persians"
"they want Beverly Hills have affordable house now by the way I don't know why this and I'm dead serious here they want Beverly Hills to have affordable housing for poor people I couldn't think of a worse place to be poor than Beverly Hills"
The Ruling: No Renovations Until Affordable Housing — Den Of Snakes | The Tim Dillon Show #378+6s into the segment"here he here's his logic read his Logic the judge noted that Beverly Hills is counting on medical office buildings and car dealerships"
Converting Audi Dealerships Into Apartments — Den Of Snakes | The Tim Dillon Show #378+15s into the segment"not for me I want them I want as many lowincome people in Beverly Hills as POS when I'm in Beverly Hills I look around and I go you"
Poor People Don't Actually Want to Live in Beverly Hills — Den Of Snakes | The Tim Dillon Show #378+58s into the segment"the dirt they go fast look how fast it goes in the dirt but Beverly Hills to really enjoy it you have to be filling a prescription have"
Beverly Hills Is Just Pills and Pretend Salads — Den Of Snakes | The Tim Dillon Show #378+22s into the segment"she's in the green outfit yeah the woman this is the mayor of Beverly Hills she's dressed like money she's dressed like she looks like"
Mayor Lily Boss's Underground Tunnel Solution — Den Of Snakes | The Tim Dillon Show #378+19s into the segment"time I drive up there I want to live like a Persian in the Beverly Hills Flats I want the white couches and like crystal chandeliers"
The Nightmare Tenant Renting Tim's Austin House — Jessica Kirson & The Revenge Of The Basic | The Tim Dillon Show #387+199s into the segment"of I have a Bentley and I see tons of Bentley in Miami and Beverly Hills and the NorthShore of Long Island there's Bentley's I see I"
Bentley Blames Low Sales on 'Emotional Sensitivity' — Jessica Kirson & The Revenge Of The Basic | The Tim Dillon Show #387+106s into the segment"in another place that's fine I don't love realities why I live in Beverly ills it you can choose a place to live that doesn't resemble"
Infiltrating the UCLA Encampment as a 'Revolutionary' — Boomer Bashing & Campus Protests | The Tim Dillon Show #391+689s into the segment"like in life it's not just a monetary thing I don't mind that Beverly Hills I'd be crying I'd be crying we're recording this on Sunday"
Homeless Terrorist Cells Theory — LA Fires Emergency Podcast | The Tim Dillon Show #426+34s into the segment"the whites every now and then Persian Jews drove him out of Beverly Hills so they went to Brentwood in the Palisades where they've erected"
Burn It All Down If LA Fakes Being Good — LA Fires Emergency Podcast | The Tim Dillon Show #426+60s into the segment"know, a couple of months ago they had some like things in Beverly Hills, some like protest and I was all about it. I mean, I don't"
Regime Change Track Record: Taliban, Iraq, Libya, and Beverly Hills Persians — Waiting For War & Negotiations Under Fire | The Tim Dillon Show #449+155s into the segment"United States of America. That's also a woman. The mayor of Beverly Hills, one of the wealthiest cities in America, IS A WOMAN. INTERESTING."
Katie Porter's Policy Platform: Women, Moms, and Gas Prices — Eric Swalwell, The Great Layoff, & We Endorse Katie Porter | The Tim Dillon Show #492+44s into the segment