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Bear Encounters, Riptides, and Ocean vs. Woods Round Two
from Bobby Kelly | The Tim Dillon Show #322 · #322
4 min
Discussion of real bear sightings in New Hampshire, bear spray vs. human mace, dangers of riptides in the Hamptons, and reigniting the ocean-versus-woods debate.
- Tim gets funnier as the sun goes down in the woods, especially on a multi-day camping trip.
- What happens to people on the second or third day camping without restaurant food — they become themselves and appreciate things more.
- Going to Guatemala with a friend made Tim appreciate America and the ability to drink tap water when he got home.
- Tim rejects the idea of taking comics to the Bronx at night to shoot, calling it too dangerous.
- Middle-aged gay guys on the beach are more dangerous to many people than lions, and tigers are easier to deal with than Jewish people.
- The ocean is tough and powerful — Tim's been in riptides and almost died, though he didn't know to swim diagonal at the time.
- The ocean is more powerful than the woods, and Tim doesn't enjoy it the way he enjoys nature in general.
- Tim concedes the ocean is more powerful than the woods but insists the woods are better anyway.