Waiting on the Call: Recruitment Fantasies and Prison Reform Jokes

• 55:21Tim wants to know how they got recruited into the CIA and whether they can discuss it.
• 55:47Tim says he wants to be like Batman and has been an advocate for the rich, but they ignore him.
• 56:23Tim describes being in a career phase where things are going well but he lacks the wealthy friends with Hamptons homes that come with major success.
• 56:56Having a TV show seems to be the threshold for rich people to invite you to stay at their houses.
• 57:37Ralph told Tim that everyone on their network is either a drug addict or ex-drug addict with no bank accounts or family relationships—comics are the last circus people.
• 58:35Tim says the most successful people in comedy are still complete zeros to the rest of the world, including himself.
• 59:11Tim imagines getting a major recording contract where one guy defends him while walking in with his gut hanging out, comparing himself to Michael Jackson.
• 1:00:53Tim discusses a caller who got out of the CIA and prison for leaking state secrets and is now interested in prison reform.
• 1:01:28Tim mocks the idea of a privileged white guy going to prison and then deciding he might want to get involved in prison reform depending on how his book sells.
• 1:01:56Tim notes that the deputy director of the CIA was trolling the caller on Twitter before his jail sentence with infantile jokes like 'don't drop the soap.'
• 1:02:23The caller emails back saying he's ready whenever they are and sends an invitation to the show.
• 1:02:38Tim observes that a CIA agent calling in should be able to coordinate a smooth conversation, but this guy apparently can't.
• 1:02:53They decide to call the person back to continue the conversation.

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