rant · moment 13 of 19
The Nightmare Tenant Renting Tim's Austin House
from Jessica Kirson & The Revenge Of The Basic | The Tim Dillon Show #387 · #387
4 min
Tim describes a tenant in his Austin rental property who keeps calling and demanding renovations, including wanting to turn a dog kennel into a playhouse, plus his LA house sale due to Laurel Canyon mudslide risk.
- Tim rented out his Austin house to a tenant who screams and calls the property manager constantly.
- The tenant demands renovations to the backyard, calling the dog kennel a "playhouse" and expecting Tim to fund upgrades.
- The lease locks Tim in for two years with this difficult tenant, who can complain endlessly while paying rent.
- Tim sold his LA house in Laurel Canyon due to geological issues and mudslide risk in the area.
- Mudslide damage occurred down the block, and winter rains in Laurel Canyon have become increasingly destructive.
- Tim doesn't care if someone tries to kill the people who buy his old LA house—he's done with the hillside property.
- Next property purchase will be on flat land, not in the hills, since driving up there makes him nauseous.
- Tim fantasizes about living like a wealthy Persian in Beverly Hills Flats with white couches and crystal chandeliers.