Companies/restaurant
Pizza Hut
2017-01-03, 2 mentions2017-01-17, 1 mention2017-01-24, 1 mention2017-02-14, 5 mentions2017-09-10, 2 mentions2017-10-08, 1 mention2017-12-25, 1 mention2019-07-21, 1 mention2020-01-26, 1 mention2021-12-15, 1 mention2022-05-22, 1 mention2023-03-25, 1 mention2023-10-28, 1 mention2023-11-04, 1 mention2024-05-25, 1 mention2024-08-24, 1 mention2024-11-02, 2 mentions
Tim’s take
For him it starts as a personal touchstone - a Long Island parking-lot ritual with Ray after Taco Bell runs, and a memory of eating alone there as a teenager while his aunt waited outside in the car 19:40 13:22. When he argues about food policy it becomes his go-to example of a company that keeps poisoning people because nobody makes them stop 31:32.
Mostly it's a running bit about a brand that's lost the plot: he calls it dead, imagines its reality show as a guy barricaded inside with a gun, and treats the pizza-box-resume promotion as proof the company is flailing 52:41 3:49 7:40. He also floats it, satirically, as secretly sympathetic to Hamas, a joke that got his account suspended and turned into its own recurring bit 3:40 1:01:20. Elsewhere it's shorthand for American junk food exports, something to weaponize against China or note missing from sanctioned Russia 54:34 40:10.
Every Reference (24)
"gonna bother us Yeah, well we want to do a live show from the Pizza Hut We're not gonna be interacting with them per se. They'll wander"
New Organ Discovery, Pizza Hut Buffet Live Show Pitch, and Ray's Bisexual Curiosity — Life In The Bloodbox+117s into the segment"you're willing to pick us up in Queens Yeah, and drive us to the Pizza Hut lunch buffet Spaceplex the love me do something spaceplex That"
"reaching out. We are going to hopefully, I want to do the live Pizza Hut episode before I go to LA. I'm spending some time in LA in February,"
"we're gonna do we were planning out will be live from the Pizza Hut lunch buffet in Limbruck Long Island or Valley stream Long Island"
"everybody. Welcome to Tim Dillon's going to hell live from the Pizza Hut Lunch Buffet in Limbrook, Long Island. This is the saddest thing"
"a great I think microcosm of America I've never been to the Pizza Hut Lunch Buffet before this is my first time yeah you know Tim has"
"but let's let's take a taste here this pizza. I mean Standard Pizza Hut Pizza this is pretty good. I mean it's not horrible. I mean it"
"and can go buy drugs and then occasionally come here to have a Pizza Hut experience before I would have this show and you know people"
Childhood Buffet Memories: Marriott, Itkins, and Mom's Affair — Pizza Hut Buffet+64s into the segment"or you go to OA over eaters anonymous They will mention the Pizza Hut lunch buffet, and I've never been to those meetings But I'm guaranteeing"
"I read this ode to the fucking 80s Pizza Hut and I said to myself, I said, if I don't be careful, if I don't change my life and go on a diet, this is the type of person I'm gonna end up being."
"because in my mind's eye there is no more iconic pizza than the Pizza Hut large pan pizza. This doesn't ring true to me. I give this story"
"sauce right and what you do is the thing about to talk about Pizza Hut experience Is the comfort and warmth of the cheese the pizza"
Vegas Shooting Skepticism vs. Overreach, and the Taco Bell Death Threat Story — Mandalay Ray+137s into the segment"on folks. Do we have a highlight reel of that? We went to the Pizza Hut Lunch Buffet in Limbrook, Long Island."
The One-Armed Crackhead Minister and Long Island Titles — 2017, A Year Of Love And Peace+82s into the segment"I wanted to have dinner and my aunt otter drove me there and she she doesn't wanna partake so she's sitting in that car reading a book and I said I'll just go in here and have dinner by myself"
"way to get heat and then we would always go to that taco bell/pizza hut or a diner right talk about pizza from the tag Robo you had the"
Old Windowless Room vs. Living on Skid Row — #184 - Skid Ray | The Tim Dillon Show+91s into the segment"__ ] hate government regulate because Pizza Hut is going to Pizza Hut unless you tell them stop making poison if you do not tell them"
Undercover Boss and Corporate Ignorance — #280 - Nervous Neurotic Animal | The Tim Dillon Show+85s into the segment"more to it than that. There's other stuff. I I talk about uh Pizza Hut. It's not only uh co there's other stuff. Uh just got back from"
Back from Australia and the Irrelevant June Special — #299 - Family Recipe | The Tim Dillon Show+78s into the segment"dude they're we got I think they got Pizza Hut too they have Pizza Hut they got the hot but here's here's my point we're making Taco"
Fighting China Back With Fast Food — Baby's Gotta Go | The Tim Dillon Show #339+65s into the segment"Pizza Hut and Hamas are kind of similar in many ways certainly Pizza Hut and the Palestinians have some similarities Pizza Hut's not running"
We Need a Little War: The Turbulence Theory — The War At Home | The Tim Dillon Show #367+359s into the segment"we were we suspended temporarily for doing video saying that Pizza Hut supported Hamas no it well it was just we do wait no I'm not"
Closing Thoughts: Pro-Israel and Pro-Palestinian Isn't Contradictory — A Case For Israel with Noa Tishby | The Tim Dillon Show #368+66s into the segment"of Russia [ __ ] you we took all the poison they can't get a Pizza Hut pizone see how easy it is now we took all the poison food out"
Russia Winning the Ukraine War — Kevin Spacey's Soup & AI Saints | The Tim Dillon Show #393+44s into the segment"Pizza Hut's dead can you imagine Pizza Hut streaming service just a decaying Pizza Hut has a reality show it's just a guy who's locked himself in a Pizza Hut"
Imagining Chick-fil-A's Actual Shows — The DNC Chick & Sunken Superyachts | The Tim Dillon Show #406+471s into the segment"those internment camps I don't really know it's not my business Pizza Hut offers to print resumés on boxes and deliver uh to employers"
Pizza Hut's Resumes-in-a-Pizza-Box Scheme — Pizza Hut & Birkin Bags | The Tim Dillon Show #415+55s into the segment"so we wanted to lend a hand to our job-seeking customers so Pizza Hut is struggling so much as a brand that this is how bad they are"
$1,000 Challenge: Prove the Pizza Resume Worked — Pizza Hut & Birkin Bags | The Tim Dillon Show #415+30s into the segment