Companies/restaurant
Chick-fil-A
Tim’s take
When Chick-fil-A cut ties with anti-LGBT charities in 2019, he mocked the outrage rather than the company, going after Ben Shapiro and Dave Rubin for treating a chicken sandwich boycott as a moral stand and arguing expecting a corporation to mirror your religion is naive 1:00 16:40 27:53. He says the sandwich itself is good, but insists Long Island delis have always done it better, so nobody should be losing sleep over fast food either way 52:39 7:00.
When Chick-fil-A announced a streaming service in 2024, his target shifted to the company itself, which he treats as the leading edge of corporations colonizing every part of life with no pushback, joking his way to Chick-fil-A planned communities and dystopian family programming 46:16 52:41 1:02:42 37:35. Outside those two runs he mostly just uses it as shorthand for bland, declining, overfed America — the nugget tray ruining Christmas, the go-to fast food punchline, the place aliens would round you up 12:05 22:35 57:24 1:06:36.
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"everybody is focused on because it affects them personally is the chick-fil-a sandwich shop has decided to end its donations to groups that"
Chick-fil-A Ends Anti-LGBT Donations — #175 - Corporate Steakhouse | The Tim Dillon Show+10s into the segment"know as I always said texting somebody who was like you know chick-fil-a there they're turning on their core constituency their core"
Points Everyone Has (Even Terrorists) and Antifa vs. Authoritarians — #175 - Corporate Steakhouse | The Tim Dillon Show+48s into the segment"there is literally tweets from people I've spent my life eating chick-fil-a no more no longer I mean grow up grow up imagine caring would"
Fat Christians, Corporate Morality, and Why Boycotts Are a Joke — #175 - Corporate Steakhouse | The Tim Dillon Show+177s into the segment"chick-fil-a doesn't recognize the supremacy of Q why is it chick-fil-a talking about Q what why didn't it flake talk about Q aina if"
QAnon, End-Times Christianity, and Kanye/Joel Osteen — #175 - Corporate Steakhouse | The Tim Dillon Show+69s into the segment"chick-fil-a we've had the best sandwiches in Long Island forever the chick-fil-a sandwich is very good but we have had we have had such amazing sandwiches in Long Island for so long"
Long Island Deli Sandwiches vs. Chick-fil-A — #175 - Corporate Steakhouse | The Tim Dillon Show+3s into the segment"why would food be good that's why you're all arguing about chick-fil-a shove it up your ass there's nothing left the only thing that's"
In Defense of the Corporate Steakhouse — #175 - Corporate Steakhouse | The Tim Dillon Show+12s into the segment"none of them fit and then leave and then go sit your corny chick-fil-a don't be like the queen of the store be like get me [ __ ] all"
Fat Friends, Concerned Calls, and Getting COVID Twice — #229 - Blankets and Bug Chasers | The Tim Dillon Show+24s into the segment"God only knows where we're going from there the chicken the Chick-fil-A nugget tray right has ruined this country ruined I got I got"
Christmas Decline: Snuggies, Nugget Trays, and the Taco Dip Lady — A Time Gone By with H. Foley & Kevin Ryan | The Tim Dillon Show #364+82s into the segment"excited about is Chick-fil-A's family programming that's coming Chick-fil-A is starting a streaming service what's going to happen I'm right"
Weather Control Conspiracy Theory and the Water Spout — The DNC Chick & Sunken Superyachts | The Tim Dillon Show #406+256s into the segment"a streaming service why wouldn't they what would stop them Chick-fil-A is an incredibly popular chicken sandwich restaurant they cater"
Chick-fil-A Launches a Streaming Service — The DNC Chick & Sunken Superyachts | The Tim Dillon Show #406+11s into the segment"up close and personal look at the people who are devotees of Chick-fil-A and it's going to be a f you know they it's going to be like"
Imagining Chick-fil-A's Actual Shows — The DNC Chick & Sunken Superyachts | The Tim Dillon Show #406+5s into the segment"streaming Ser it's going to be Chick-fil-A little home it'll beat Chick-fil-A planned communities and other people have predicted this other"
Corporations Own Everything Now — The DNC Chick & Sunken Superyachts | The Tim Dillon Show #406+58s into the segment"if Chick-fil-A is like in our like imagine that just some like article in Chick-fil-A's first attempt at original programming they do the the Mike Lynch story but they allude to the fact that Jews control the weather and killed Mike Lynch"
Tour Dates Announcement — The DNC Chick & Sunken Superyachts | The Tim Dillon Show #406+8s into the segment"remember when our country was fun it's not fun anymore it's just Chick-fil-A doing nugget battle London's fun it's International gangsters"
RIP Mike Lynch and the Typhoon Assassination Theory — The DNC Chick & Sunken Superyachts | The Tim Dillon Show #406+75s into the segment"this by the way I'm not saying that I think Trump did it at uh Chick-fil-A or something they are all going to these poison factories like"
Doug Emhoff and Beto at Whataburger: Campaign Trail Junk Food Photo-Ops — President Lip Reading & The Real Emily In Paris | The Tim Dillon Show #413+7s into the segment"of zero consequence to your life until a spaceship lands at Chick-fil-A and rounds you up you are to ignore this and that's why I'm"
The Cheating Mother Metaphor for Government Trust — Drones, Mangione & Selling Syria | The Tim Dillon Show #421+189s into the segment