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Pizza Hut's Resumes-in-a-Pizza-Box Scheme
from Pizza Hut & Birkin Bags | The Tim Dillon Show #415 · #415
4 min
News
Tim mocks Pizza Hut's new promotion delivering job resumes printed on pizza boxes to employers, calling it the bleakest news story he's covered and imagining desperate unemployed people mailing greasy pizzas to companies that don't want them.
- Pizza Hut launches resumés—résumés printed on pizza boxes and delivered to employers.
- Tim breaks down why this is the bleakest article the show has covered, worse than stories about airstrikes or couples killing each other.
- The pitch: 75% of résumés are never read, but an office pizza is hard to ignore.
- Tim imagines someone at absolute rock bottom—rope tied to a beam, one last Hail Mary—deciding to send a greasy, smudged pizza résumé to employers.