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Rock Bottom, Recovery Meetings, and the Tour Bus Confession
from Pizza Hut Buffet · #32
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3 minTim compares the buffet to rock-bottom addiction recovery meeting territory, jokes about using it as cheap shelter, and then tells a story about masturbating on a tour bus while driving through Times Square during a work shift.
- 50:57Tim says he can't eat pizza like he used to and finds it depressing.
- 51:25Pizza Hut lunch buffet is rock bottom—the exact place mentioned in recovery meetings.
- 51:45Tim claims people in cocaine anonymous and AA meetings nod knowingly when Pizza Hut comes up.
- 52:08Six-dollar pizza buffet works like a cheap motel where addicts can rest and hide.
- 52:42Tim jerked off on a tour bus downstairs while working as a tour guide, with the driver still driving.
- 53:18The thrill was wondering if someone would board the bus and discover him masturbating.
- 53:31Tim's best experience was jerking off in Times Square on the tour bus, watching people outside.