Imagining Chick-fil-A's Actual Shows

• 52:56Chick-fil-A's new shows will be like a docuseries following devotees of the chain, similar to reality TV families.
• 53:14Tim warns that when you do reality programming, someone on one of these shows will eventually commit a serious crime, forcing the company to issue a press conference.
• 53:39They should just sell sandwiches instead of opening themselves up to countless problems by launching a streaming service.
• 54:07The fact that Chick-fil-A has to specify their entertainment won't necessarily be about the product shows how absurd this venture is.
• 55:02They want you to eat their food while watching their content to keep you from thinking whether you should get that ninth sandwich.
• 55:25Chick-fil-A doesn't know what they're doing—they make chicken nuggets, not entertainment—but they don't care and will spend huge budgets on content anyway.
• 55:54This is where America loses Tim—the grotesque idea that buying chicken isn't enough, they need you to consume entertainment too.
• 56:54Corporations roam the land like T-Rexes taking bites out of any part of culture they want; they all dream of being Disney.
• 57:50Scripted Chick-fil-A programming represents pure insanity—people will soon say they watch their shows on the chicken sandwich app instead of Netflix.
• 59:27This problem will spread; Taco Bell and other chains will all start making shows once they see Chick-fil-A doing it.
• 59:53America doesn't need more family-friendly entertainment—it needs more families actually doing things together instead of sitting on couches watching corporate garbage.
• 1:01:06Chick-fil-A's closed-on-Sunday brand imagines families cooking together, but the reality is mothers locking themselves in rooms with cigarettes and blankets, ordering pizza for the house.
• 1:02:04Companies don't need to be everywhere—can't anyone be left alone in this country without being assaulted by advertising from a chicken sandwich corporation producing entertainment?
• 1:02:31Tim's favorite show is the one the chicken sandwich produces—because that's literally what this has become, a poultry product directing entertainment options.

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