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CBS
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Tim’s take
He mostly uses CBS as the label for legacy network television at its most exhausted — an audience of elderly viewers barely awake in front of the TV 15:35, a network still merging with other dying conglomerates 28:01, and executives pitching reality shows like a dog with boners around motorcycles 46:34 or a show where people compete to be the best social media activist 5:04. He treats getting in a room with the president of CBS as a fun waste of everyone's time rather than anything meaningful 46:34 52:06.</br>He gets sharper when CBS looks like an institution protecting itself rather than reporting — comparing its staff unfavorably to human traffickers on basic facts 1:49:20, noting CBS corresponded with a would-be assassin for a year without flagging it 19:44, and reading Colbert's cancellation as CBS settling with Trump rather than a coincidence 50:49. His view softens into something more personal and mixed once Barry Weiss becomes CEO, alternating between mocking the ownership and Gulf-money financing behind it 13:44 0:00 and cutting her real slack as a friend of the show 0:38 7:07.
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"got more views on his videos that he makes in his basement than CBS has on a sitcom that they've poured millions into. We are existing"
Kids Bullying, Paul Bonassi's Facebook, and the Upcoming Social Media Guest — You Can't Have Everything+28s into the segment"videos, like 1.5 million, that is more eyeballs on your videos than CBS is getting on a prime time sitcom that they dump millions of dollars"
"because the media just totally folded up. One news organization, CBS, under Dan Rather, who was then their anchor. CBS, not TBS. CBS,"
Russ Baker's Origin Story: Iraq, Kerry, and Dan Rather — Live From The NY Comedy Festival (with Russ Baker)+224s into the segment"that for many years Well, he's got a great voice really Baritone CBS was only paying him like a hundred and sixty thousand dollars."
"archives the the the idea that we're gonna deliver fake documents to CBS to fucking quell this military service record issue. I mean, to"
Trump University, Mueller, and Business Fraud Allegations — Bavarian Cream Pie+456s into the segment"part of you goes, And very luckily I got into a deal, I think it's CBS for development, but those I've been in probably fucking, I'm gonna"
"what's going on then anyone that works at the New York Times or CBS the coyotes that bring over the people have more of an understanding"
Epstein's Death as the Series Finale — #169 - We're The Dirtbags | The Tim Dillon Show+418s into the segment"don't know one of these networks it wants nothing to do with this cbs the activist uh was announced and it was going to be a reality competition"
"socially conscious activists to basically go and fool the world using cbs which is a pretty large platform let's bring on people to play a"
CBS's 'The Activist' Reality Competition Show — #269 - The Activist | The Tim Dillon Show+11s into the segment"inspirational people paying it forward in this world stay tuned cbs and uh producing partners global citizen announced the format switch"
The Activist Gets Retooled After Backlash — #269 - The Activist | The Tim Dillon Show+30s into the segment"like, "We like the United States of Al." And it's all cuz that's CBS's crowd. They're old people. Mhm. They're elderly people that watch"
James Damore's AI Art and Lil Nas X's Jolene Cover — #271 - The Many Taints of Newark | The Tim Dillon Show+250s into the segment"What they should be mad at is that A, the show exists. Right. B, CBS exists. They're not even mad at the, you know? They should uh I"
United States of Al Rewrites Its Afghanistan Episode — #271 - The Many Taints of Newark | The Tim Dillon Show+212s into the segment"] you think how much would it cost for you from for me yeah I'm CBS I want to own this how much 20 million that's it yeah you're done"
Why Streaming Networks Won't Buy Podcasts — Bobby Kelly | The Tim Dillon Show #322+48s into the segment"um a bunch of black people who seem lost there's a bunch of Africans CBS is now using stock footage of a bunch of Africans whose tour bus has overturned"
Tree's Advice to Avoid Heterosexual Sex and Church — How To Help | The Tim Dillon Show #350+76s into the segment"but these people you know I had a meeting with the president of CBS during the strike and I did it because I don't care yeah and I and"
Meeting the President of CBS During the Strike — The Return Of Shame with Dan Soder | The Tim Dillon Show #363+24s into the segment"in this space uh a lot of them have merged uh Viacom merged with CBS uh Warner BR um uh Warner Brothers in Discovery merged Fox and Disney"
Warner Bros-Paramount Merger and the Death of Cable — A Christmas K-Hole | The Tim Dillon Show #374+9s into the segment"how about the fact that CBS was corresponding for a year with a guy who tried to kill the president of the United States is that worth a mention"
Bruno Mars Ukraine Song and Diddy Bail Denial — Diddy Freak Offs & The Costco Family | The Tim Dillon Show #410+38s into the segment"result, video from outside the defendant's cell no longer exists. CBS News legal analyst Ricky Cleman. When I read this letter, she killed"
CBS 60 Minutes Clip on the Missing Video — Epstein Cover-Up, Elon’s K-Hole, & AI Chatbot Love | The Tim Dillon Show #446+85s into the segment"think Maxwell will testify go to Khi you can create your own market CBS asses billionaire owners pay Trump 16 million to settle a bogus"
Colbert's Cancellation and Fake Late Night Guests — Epstein Updates & Dinner in DC | The Tim Dillon Show #453+48s into the segment"here with you at the iconic CBS news desk and deliver the news. CBS is a great American institution. I also want to speak directly to"
Cold Open: CBS News Desk as a Rabbi, Thanking Barry Weiss — Tim Dillon Joins CBS, Mazel! | The Tim Dillon Show #460+17s into the segment"pilgrimage to wherever. But we we congrats to Barry. a great gig. Uh CBS is an old clunker of a car. Nobody who's young respects it."
Who Actually Watches CBS: The Kitchen-to-Chair Migration — Tim Dillon Joins CBS, Mazel! | The Tim Dillon Show #460+121s into the segment"I'm excited to see what Barry does with uh CBS. I really am. I I'm I'm excited. I I I I'm excited to see what it"
The Lie Economy: Epstein, Debt, and Radicalized Swifties — Tim Dillon Joins CBS, Mazel! | The Tim Dillon Show #460+4s into the segment"hopefully will be chosen as a correspondent for the reinvention of CBS. uh uh news and and you know what this means with Barry taking over"
Tour Dates and Sign-Off with Human Shields Joke — Tim Dillon Joins CBS, Mazel! | The Tim Dillon Show #460+55s into the segment"rise in anti-semitism? We of course kid Barry um Barry uh CEO of CBS. I sent her a text the other day. I said come on the show. were"
Barry Weiss's CBS Town Hall with Erica Kirk Teased — Erika Kirk, Bonnie Blue & The Brain Rot Slop Factory | The Tim Dillon Show #474+62s into the segment"Paramount, CBS are now buying Warner Brothers which the Trump administration kind of got involved in that deal because Netflix was going to buy them."
Gulf States' Embassies, Frozen Airports, and the AI Bubble Financed by Gulf Money — Emergency Podcast: Iran, Israel, & Imminent Destruction | The Tim Dillon Show #486+160s into the segment"And if he sat down with Barry Weiss and CBS or whoever, Tony Dokoupil or whatever, and explained how he did"
Trump Staging His Own Assassination Would Be Fun — Eric Swalwell, The Great Layoff, & We Endorse Katie Porter | The Tim Dillon Show #492+2s into the segment