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Tim’s take
His serious position is that Hamas is a terrorist organization with a stated genocidal charter, originally propped up by Israel to undercut the PLO, and that the October 7th attack was horrific and barbaric 2:58 20:44. That doesn't stop him from also condemning the Rafah invasion and the broader assault on Gaza as a moral catastrophe with no postwar plan, landing on a two-state solution as the only pragmatic answer 35:29 54:19.
Most of the other 80-odd mentions aren't argument at all — Hamas is a prop he reaches for in unrelated bits, like defending the group's "brand loyalty" to the Four Seasons Doha 16:34, proposing their tunnel network as a model for low-income housing under Beverly Hills 43:48, and telling kids to announce they've joined Hamas at Thanksgiving to start a fight 21:08. He even floats a fantasy Olympics opening ceremony where Hamas releases hostages on stage as a peace gesture 23:30, and once praises their commitment unironically just to needle vegan-and-gluten-free student protesters 12:45.
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"right-wing crazy thing also the other side is that people think hamas is like a theater group that's also not true so i'm just an irish"
How to Avoid Talking About Israel-Palestine at Brunch — #252 - The Summer Of No Opinions | The Tim Dillon Show+66s into the segment"they have the revolutionary spirit all pent up in them that's why hamas is proud to sponsor the tim dillon show hamas is a palestinian"
Fake Hamas Sponsorship Bit — #252 - The Summer Of No Opinions | The Tim Dillon Show+26s into the segment"it's basically just continuous torture and punishment for what hamas hamas does for 2 million people who live there 50 of which are"
Abby Martin Explains the Israeli Occupation and Gaza's Open-Air Prison — #254 - Apocalypse Olympics with Abby Martin | The Tim Dillon Show+172s into the segment"our other friends um i'm not i don't i don't i also don't think hamas is like a high school theater group i'm sure that they have there's"
Netanyahu, the Mossad, and Epstein Speculation — #254 - Apocalypse Olympics with Abby Martin | The Tim Dillon Show+400s into the segment"that were supposed to be a counterweight to the islamist rise of hamas that actually israel helped create and fund and wanted to win the"
Two-State vs One-State Solution and Anti-BDS Laws in America — #254 - Apocalypse Olympics with Abby Martin | The Tim Dillon Show+357s into the segment"many people see so maybe we want to play the one about with the hamas senior official talking about we'll do that now and we'll we'll"
History of Zionism, 1948 Partition, and the Gaza Withdrawal — #256 - The Announcement | The Tim Dillon Show+331s into the segment"there a hope again that because when you say the other side is hamas i don't know if hamas represents all palestinians right oh no no"
The PLO, Hamas, and Who Israel Can Negotiate With — #256 - The Announcement | The Tim Dillon Show+24s into the segment"had to shell hospitals israel's had to shell schools why because hamas's strategy is for innocent people to get killed i know that it's"
Shelling Press Buildings and Hamas's Human Shield Strategy — #256 - The Announcement | The Tim Dillon Show+14s into the segment"israel was doing but it was about six homes watch those clips from hamas what's it about i understand but i think it's like when it's six"
Israel's Borders, Sheikh Jarrah, and Why This Conflict Gets So Much Attention — #256 - The Announcement | The Tim Dillon Show+74s into the segment"uh everybody now knows, there was a horrific attack in Israel. Hamas, which is a terrorist group, they're running Gaza, but they can't"
Explaining Hamas and the October 7th Attack — Degree Of Difficulty | The Tim Dillon Show #365+16s into the segment"unfathomable that anyone could do that to anyone else. Um and that's what Hamas did. They They had this attack that was there's now conflicting"
"his last name is Daif. They call him the guest. He's the head of Hamas. He's the head of Hamas. And he is a He's a like a they call him"
Muhammad Deif, the Hamas Commander Renting His Austin House — Degree Of Difficulty | The Tim Dillon Show #365+22s into the segment"going to happen. Um so I mean they're they're calling for this Hamas day of jihad on October 13th. I'll tell you one thing that's safe,"
October 13th Jihad Day and College Kids Fetishizing Violence — Degree Of Difficulty | The Tim Dillon Show #365+40s into the segment"Hamas, the group that controls Gaza, sent drones to disable some of the Israeli military cellular communication stations and surveillance towers along the border"
How Israel's Security Failed on October 7th — Degree Of Difficulty | The Tim Dillon Show #365+53s into the segment"pounding it, obviously. Um because they are now trying to take out Hamas leadership, but you know, they're going to take out a bunch of"
Bring Back the Christians: A Modest Proposal for the Holy Land — Degree Of Difficulty | The Tim Dillon Show #365+27s into the segment"know, is necessary to shore that up. It's necessary to diminish Hamas' ability to do this again. We all get it. But, you know, you you"
"Stolen Land" Rhetoric and Immigration Assimilation Failures — Degree Of Difficulty | The Tim Dillon Show #365+182s into the segment"so here's what I'll say Hamas is not good and what they did was barbaric but the political wing of Hamas has been staying in the Four Seasons for a very long time"
Hamas and the Four Seasons Qatar Controversy — Knuckleheads & Dodo Birds | The Tim Dillon Show #366+175s into the segment"a nice stop it a stop it but but should they be allowed should Hamas be allowed to stay in the Four Seasons yeah yes by the way I think"
Hamas Checked Out: The Four Seasons Statement — Knuckleheads & Dodo Birds | The Tim Dillon Show #366+20s into the segment"analysis now saying maybe this was a misfired rocket from um H Hamas mhm and you've been saying this the whole time to your credit you've"
Who Bombed the Hospital: The Al Jazeera Footage — Knuckleheads & Dodo Birds | The Tim Dillon Show #366+12s into the segment"but we'll see I don't know Israel maybe reain it in a little bit Hamas released the hostages maybe some progress there we don't know but"
America's Birthright Is a Boston Duck Tour — The War At Home | The Tim Dillon Show #367+189s into the segment"course to uh most Americans you know the ones that are not in Hamas and NYU or you know the ones that are not in the IDF I'm speaking"
Quitting Honor at 80: The Bile Metaphor — The War At Home | The Tim Dillon Show #367+243s into the segment"with the US everybody kind of fell into Hamas pretend game so Hamas in their Charter is very clear and I talk about this in my book"
Hamas's Charter, Iran's Role, and the Sacrifice of Gaza — A Case For Israel with Noa Tishby | The Tim Dillon Show #368+6s into the segment"Iran by training Kamas the way that they did and arming them and paying them and protect you know creating this entire kind of entity"
Failed Peace Deals and the Ground Invasion Debate — A Case For Israel with Noa Tishby | The Tim Dillon Show #368+146s into the segment"want to get into that moral equivalence right right cuz there is Hamas there is no moral equivalence there so the sad part about it I"
"do you think that Hamas chose to act when they did to destroy that plan yes I think Iran did because because Iran and Saudi Arabia don't really get along"
The Shifa Hospital Controversy and Israel's Media Narrative — A Case For Israel with Noa Tishby | The Tim Dillon Show #368+102s into the segment"their parents their parents shot in front of their faces and taken into Gaza this is this is It's unheard of and Kamas needs to release them immediately now there's there is"
Saudi Arabia, MBS, and Regional Realignment — A Case For Israel with Noa Tishby | The Tim Dillon Show #368+160s into the segment"country that's like going give us a World Cup do this do that and Hamas is living there in the Four Seasons so I prefer um uh hania isma"
Netanyahu's Political Future and Qatar's Role — A Case For Israel with Noa Tishby | The Tim Dillon Show #368+68s into the segment"unilaterally pulled out of Gaza handed the keys over to the Palestinians Hamas took over Gaza and a kudatah killed the Palestinians people pal"
Gaza as a Terrorism Incubator and the Water Pipe Rockets Claim — A Case For Israel with Noa Tishby | The Tim Dillon Show #368+28s into the segment"it appeals, there are people listening to the show right now in Hamas. That is a fact. You may not like it. I don't love everything they"
Plugging Thanksgiving, the Eli Roth Movie — Through The Gate | The Tim Dillon Show #369+78s into the segment"What I'm saying is that right now, where we are, the actions of Hamas are indefensible. In any, some of Israel's actions have probably"
Biden, Netanyahu, and the Case for an Arab Security Force in Gaza — Through The Gate | The Tim Dillon Show #369+60s into the segment"tell them tell them you're in Hamas at Thanksgiving. Go, I am in Hamas. Can be Show up in a hijab. Give your grandmother a stroke."
In Defense of Thanksgiving Arguments — The Chinese D’Amelios | The Tim Dillon Show #371+290s into the segment"right now because I think uh a lot of people obviously recognize hamas's attack was brutal and everybody is you know has sympathy for"
"and our mission is to uh you know eradicate the leadership of Hamas and Hamas Fighters and they embed themselves with civilians this"
Debunking the 'Human Shields' and Hospital Command Center Claims — Bonus Episode: Abby Martin+59s into the segment"story insane look at just from October 7th in the West Bank where Hamas doesn't have any ruling Authority 200 people have been killed just"
"Hamas uh a they are the governing body of Gaza I guess de facto right like they were elected they get a lot of money from Qatar they're funded by Qatar they get hundreds of millions of dollars"
Failed Peace Negotiations and Israel's Rightward Shift — Bonus Episode: Abby Martin+119s into the segment"Hamas only you know Hamas hasn't been around for that long and when they were elected they were the ones who pushed Israeli colonizers out of Gaza in 2005"
Hamas's Origins, Charter, and October 7th's Purpose — Bonus Episode: Abby Martin+4s into the segment"acceptance of a two-state solution among 1967 borders so even Hamas is willing to accept Israel as a Jewish state if Palestinians had"
West Bank Settlements and the Ethnic Cleansing Argument — Bonus Episode: Abby Martin+16s into the segment"there times when you look at Palestinian actions or the actions of Hamas and say this like do you like if Arafat in the 90s had said let's"
"if you're going to try to get rid of Hamas um obviously carpet bombing is not the right way to do it uh or it's an incredibly brutal way to do it and it's probably going to create new generations of Hamas terrorists"
"do they have the right to defend themselves once Hamas is in these kabut sure that's a different story because when they take the hostages right"
Self-Defense, Hostages, and What Apartheid Looks Like Day-to-Day — Bonus Episode: Abby Martin+30s into the segment"get you out of it which is Hamas right or I understand the pathology that happens when you feel"
Understanding Root Causes Without Excusing Violence — Putin, Bin Laden, Hamas — Bonus Episode: Abby Martin+1s into the segment"there's a lot of armies that you could say but I wouldn't say Hamas is not a terrorist group because their aims you know seem to be"
Is Hamas a Terrorist Group? Defining Terrorism on Both Sides — Bonus Episode: Abby Martin+44s into the segment"we got to get hostages released we got to get all of that stuff Hamas has got to release hostages we gotta um right now the hostages"
Praising Abby's Work and Where to Watch Gaza Fights for Freedom — Bonus Episode: Abby Martin+135s into the segment"Here's a thought look at what Hamas has done with tunnels 450 miles of tunnels I think the New York Times said are you telling me we cannot build lowincome housing in tunnels under Beverly Hills like Hamas did"
Mayor Lily Boss's Underground Tunnel Solution — Den Of Snakes | The Tim Dillon Show #378+104s into the segment"October three months four months almost four yeah four months in the Hamas tunnel and a lot of them have died now it's uh it's never going"
Losing the Bentley for a Month, and Comparing It to Gaza — A Job Is A Job | The Tim Dillon Show #381+38s into the segment"I know it's a controversial thing to say everybody the IDE of Hamas everyone in the shadows in the tunnels in the dark I get my you"
Replaying Putin's 'A Job Is a Job' CIA Moment — A Job Is A Job | The Tim Dillon Show #381+75s into the segment"returned at the Olympics bring them at the olyp the Olympic games Hamas comes out with the hostages at the Olympics there's no imagination"
Olympic Fantasy: Israeli and Palestinian Hostages Light the Torch — Iran, Israel & The Cool Aunt | The Tim Dillon Show #389+147s into the segment"let me say one good thing about Hamas and I will say it unironically Hamas for all the negatives okay"
Hamas Commitment vs. Vegan/Gluten-Free Protest Demands — Boomer Bashing & Campus Protests | The Tim Dillon Show #391"you know any any moral person uh and this is not to excuse what Hamas did this is not to say that Hamas is good or that October 7th didn't"
The Rafah Invasion and the Case for a Two-State Solution — Eurovision & Jerry Seinfeld's Pop-Tart Movie | The Tim Dillon Show #392+3s into the segment"Taylor Swift is popular I'm aware of what popularity is I know Hamas is not they can't sell any tickets you think you put Hamas Up Against"
Mukbang for Gaza, Jamie Dimon Joining NATO, and Biden's Gun Rant — Biden's Mumbles & Dance Moms | The Tim Dillon Show #399+140s into the segment"Hamas for what they did 1,000% that's the way the world Works Hamas perpetrated an attack Israel absolutely has the right to defend"
Kamala's Price Controls and the Permanent War Budget — Matthew Perry & A Hamptons Tragedy | The Tim Dillon Show #405+135s into the segment"and a lot of [ __ ] as well that the philosophy that animates Hamas cannot you cannot reason with people that believe this right I"
Saddam Hussein as the Minivan Mom and the Failure of Neoconservatism — The Presidential Debate & Eating Cats | The Tim Dillon Show #409+179s into the segment"like okay Hamas just attacked us we're going to go really screw Hamas up and of course yeah there's a humanitarian side of that and we"
Israel, Iran, and Not Wanting a Bigger Middle East War — Sen. JD Vance | The Tim Dillon Show #414+108s into the segment"good follow me here follow me they're trying to get stuff going Hamas that's a you know that's a it's a very uh that's a it's a way to"
Yaya Sinwar's Wife and the Birkin Bag Controversy — Pizza Hut & Birkin Bags | The Tim Dillon Show #415+223s into the segment"hen's family was martyred because can you imagine that leader of Hamas who a few years he's got the kids in a in a Burning Man costume"
Gaddafi's Grandson and Hamas Leader's Family Wealth — Pizza Hut & Birkin Bags | The Tim Dillon Show #415+31s into the segment"political genius think about this Iran okay you have Israel and Hamas you have Israel and Iran all of the issues happening it's a democratic"
The Bipartisan War Machine and Bill Kristol — Matt Gaetz & The Non-Binary Capitalist | The Tim Dillon Show #418+77s into the segment"the ceasefire I am pumped about the ceasefire between Israel and Hamas it's a ceasefire baby what about what happened to that what happened"
The Gaza Ceasefire and Israel's 'One Last Binge' of Airstrikes — Ceasefire Cheat Day & Realtors In LA | The Tim Dillon Show #427+14s into the segment"apparently that's pretty is to your health don't do that Israel and Hamas and it's kind of become a war on the civilians of Gaza though I"
Predicting Residual Bad Blood and the Gaza Death Toll — Ceasefire Cheat Day & Realtors In LA | The Tim Dillon Show #427+84s into the segment"Hamas is going to be working at the mall they're going to be work they're going to be working there it's what it's the natural order of things"
Trump's Riviera of the Middle East Speech — Emilia Pérez & The New Gaza | The Tim Dillon Show #430+37s into the segment"Trump's coming together go we're doing the Dave and Busters and Hamas is going to work there you like it you're going to like it with"
Defending the Gaza Redevelopment Plan and Hostage Return — Emilia Pérez & The New Gaza | The Tim Dillon Show #430+27s into the segment"this and I don't don't want to but I have to because it's my job Hamas with the baby coffins they did a whole pageant with the baby coffins"
Hamas Baby Coffin Parade — Delta Payoffs & The Hamas Parade | The Tim Dillon Show #432+7s into the segment"this let's see this here let's watch it there's music there's a Hamas photographer there's a videographer can did Hamas videographer"
Pitching a Comedy Show at the Baby Coffin Venue — Delta Payoffs & The Hamas Parade | The Tim Dillon Show #432+133s into the segment"side I think the people do I think the people do I don't think Hamas or Israel really wants peace I think they just wanna I think they"
No Peace in the Middle East and Chicken and Cheese Beat — Delta Payoffs & The Hamas Parade | The Tim Dillon Show #432+6s into the segment"I'm recusing myself as a commentator from this particular issue I I will still cover it but I cannot cover it with any real I just because here's the reality I'm not being paid enough money for this"
Recusing Himself From the Israel-Gaza Conflict for Money — Delta Payoffs & The Hamas Parade | The Tim Dillon Show #432+19s into the segment"need movie theaters where you could go that sucked they need that Hamas needs to go to a movie and go that sucked movies are dead that's"
Hamas Needs a Ranch One Chicken and Cheese Sandwich — Delta Payoffs & The Hamas Parade | The Tim Dillon Show #432+46s into the segment"it doesn't matter I should be able to live in space I've been a Hamas supporter when I see what Netflix is going to pay me I go what"
Mahmoud Khalil, Free Speech, and Deportation — Little Moments With Meghan Markle | The Tim Dillon Show #435+226s into the segment"I'm like really excited to do and that is actually also the way Hamas feels. Yeah, that's the best. I don't I think they do it because"
Giving Every American a Vanguard Account at Birth — Andrew Schulz | The Tim Dillon Show #436+312s into the segment"stay at the Four Seasons, I wouldn't immediately be like, "Oh, Hamas is a terrorist group." I'd be like, "I like the pool." You have"
How to Be a Good Guest in Qatar, Dubai, and Saudi Arabia — Stay At Home Summer & Being A Good Guest | The Tim Dillon Show #439+41s into the segment"you want about Hamas. You do take them seriously. You do take Hamas seriously. You do. You do. You certainly do. But these kids, and"
UCLA Encampment Non-Binary Hamas Cosplay — Tim Dillon & His A.I. Friends | The Tim Dillon Show #442+34s into the segment"apartment building full of families. Some of those families are in Hamas. Breathe in and out. You have to start from your diaphragm."
The Rational Bombing Bit Continued and Ukraine Cost-Benefit Analysis — Tim Dillon & His A.I. Friends | The Tim Dillon Show #442+35s into the segment"Yes. Yes. Or yes. It, you know, I do not agree with Hamas. I think they've been a bad custodian of Gaza. I think they've"
Finding Common Ground With Hamas Over Four Seasons Hotels — Qatar, Kanye, & The Gift Of Luxury | The Tim Dillon Show #444+2s into the segment"show. I now Miss Rachel is politicizing her children's show with Hamas propaganda. Let's take a look. And by the way, this is not for"
Miss Rachel and the Gaza Controversy — CNN Interview, Ms. Rachel Propaganda, & The Uncancelables | The Tim Dillon Show #445+317s into the segment"disturb a lot of people. We have to play it even though it is Hamas propaganda. This is what is going on right now on children's television."
Playing the Full 'Hamas Propaganda' Miss Rachel Song Clip — CNN Interview, Ms. Rachel Propaganda, & The Uncancelables | The Tim Dillon Show #445+9s into the segment"make sure is that we're on the side that is going to eradicate Hamas. We need that to happen if we're ever going to get a two-state"
Kemi Badenoch: 'Israel Is Fighting a Proxy War on Behalf of the UK' — ICE, Iran, & The American Summer | The Tim Dillon Show #448+154s into the segment"to get food. Well, not ideal. Not ideal. And this is from that Hamas rag Reuters. [Music] This is what I thought RFK was going to do"
Gaza: Tanks, Aid Sites, and Trust That's Gone — Waiting For War & Negotiations Under Fire | The Tim Dillon Show #449+75s into the segment"years ago on record, you pull up articles, was the main funer of Hamas, right? Israel set up Hamas and funded their creation to discredit"
Netanyahu's Endgame: Gaza's Gas Fields and Regional Pipeline Control — Emergency Podcast: The Epstein Cover-Up | The Tim Dillon Show #454+140s into the segment"and torso. And I put that blame on these barbarians that make up Hamas because Israel is very good and merciful. And right before they"
NASA from Gaza Supports Netanyahu (Parody Interview) — Gaza Famine, Brigitte's Hog, & The Happiness Survey | The Tim Dillon Show #455+66s into the segment"this guy is committing a genocide truly. I mean, I don't think anyone's even I don't think anyone's even denying that at this point."
Gaza Starvation, Hamas Banana Videos, and Randy Fine's 'Starve Away' — Gaza Famine, Brigitte's Hog, & The Happiness Survey | The Tim Dillon Show #455+38s into the segment"war and the thing that people are struggling to understand about Hamas, Hamas, terrorists, terrorists, Hamas, terrorist, terrorist, Hamas"
Impression: The Free Press Pro-War Argument Machine — Auctioning America, Ghislaine’s Makeover & Sydney Sweeney’s White Naturals |The Tim Dillon Show #456+10s into the segment"starving, not only is he not starving, but it exposes the lie that Hamas is saying, the lie that there are people starving in Gaza."
Closing Bit: Fake Gaza Famine Photos from Aunt Miriam — Auctioning America, Ghislaine’s Makeover & Sydney Sweeney’s White Naturals |The Tim Dillon Show #456+92s into the segment"have went over there and I would have went listen shields and Hamas is stealing the food or whatever. They're [ __ ] talking nonsense"
Slaves Building Beautiful Things and Israel's Big Mistake — Taylor Swift’s Engagement & The Digital Prison | The Tim Dillon Show #459+368s into the segment"world. And then they had this gigantic violent rebellion led by Hamas and Israel's decided they must all go and they have to go through"
Ethnic Cleansing of Gaza and the 'Judaizing' Plan — The Silencing Of Charlie Kirk | The Tim Dillon Show #461+100s into the segment"Hamas is a terrorist organization that committed an atrocity when it attacked Israel and killed 1,200 innocent men, women, and a lot of young people."
Gaza Ceasefire and Netanyahu as a War Criminal — Bernie Sanders | The Tim Dillon Show #467+19s into the segment"mistake to nominate Miss Rachel. Supposedly, she's connected to Hamas or"
Miss Rachel Nominated for Antisemite of the Year — Erika Kirk, Bonnie Blue & The Brain Rot Slop Factory | The Tim Dillon Show #474+12s into the segment"skeptical that it will come to fruition because a condition would be Hamas agreeing to disarm. Witkov meanwhile met Saturday in Miami with"
Elon Musk, AI Governance, and the Gaza Tech Overlords — Back To Iran, Gaza Reborn, & A Happy New Year | The Tim Dillon Show #477+92s into the segment"one one story about Israel. You know, in the 1990s the head of Hamas was a guy named Khaled Meshaal and he was he was based in Jordan"
The Khaled Meshaal Poisoning: Mossad's History of Covert Ops — Emergency Podcast: Iran, Israel, & Imminent Destruction | The Tim Dillon Show #486+165s into the segment