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CBS News
2023-06-18, 3 mentions2024-01-05, 3 mentions2024-09-21, 1 mention2025-09-13, 1 mention2025-10-11, 1 mention2025-11-15, 3 mentions2025-12-06, 1 mention2026-01-17, 3 mentions2026-01-31, 1 mention2026-03-07, 1 mention2026-06-13, 1 mention
Tim’s take
Early on he uses CBS News as a punchline for legacy media out of touch with reality, mocking an ecotourism segment as trivial against real news and jeering at the network's hollow Epstein-document coverage full of disclaimers and correspondents saying nothing 35:45 37:44 21:12 25:31. He treats a nutty CBS pen pal like Ryan Ralph as more evidence the network doesn't know what it's dealing with 15:57.
The recurring thread later is Bari Weiss taking over as editor-in-chief, which he ties to the Ellison family, Israel-aligned ownership, and a broader takeover of CNN and Warner Brothers 52:10 19:56 13:44. He calls her destruction of standards and practices and 60 Minutes both a disaster and admirably honest, comparing her to a Bill Hicks bit, while doubting Ellison's real motive was ever diversity or even profit 31:25 46:10 58:07 35:18, and he keeps returning to it as a running joke about being snubbed for a town hall and in a parody sketch 1:07:27 0:00.
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"but they're at CBS News by the way now imagine running this story I mean this is kind of hilarious so CBS News in the midst of what's going on"
"I love CBS News to go they go is there a way we can do because we're trying to push this ecotourism thing is there a way we could do it with a trans person named tree"
"this is the news by the way this is the news in the United States of America they're telling you you can go to the ocean this is the news this is CBS News in the United States of America"
"You Can Go to the Ocean": Dismantling the Ecotourism Segment — How To Help | The Tim Dillon Show #350+61s into the segment"too here we go so this is CB here's the good people at CBS News let's see what they're doing naming people connected to Jeffrey"
"see a little bit more of how they handle this the great people CBS News just want to let you know that everything's good galain Maxwell"
CBS's Nancy Chen 'Comes in Hot' with Nothing — Names On Paper | The Tim Dillon Show #376+123s into the segment"does anyone believe that does anyone does anyone believe that CBS News has a team of people going through these documents does anyone"
Imagining the Fat CBS Intern Sorting the Epstein Docs — Names On Paper | The Tim Dillon Show #376+91s into the segment"a 100,000 people here fighting instead he became a recruiter CBS News senior foreign correspondent Holly Williams was in contact with"
Ryan Ralph's Media Interviews and CBS Correspondence — Diddy Freak Offs & The Costco Family | The Tim Dillon Show #410+198s into the segment"That's why they're, you know, weaponizing Barry Weiss to take over CBS news. Uh that's why you feel so much pressure in our own society because"
Barry Weiss, CBS News, and the Paramount-Warner Buyout — The Silencing Of Charlie Kirk | The Tim Dillon Show #461+88s into the segment"son recently purchased Paramount uh which includes, you know, CBS News. Mhm. Uh Bari Weiss, who we like charming. We like Bari Weiss."
AIPAC's Unregistered Influence and the Israel Congressional Trips — Marjorie Taylor Greene Emergency Podcast | The Tim Dillon Show #465+562s into the segment"the horizon. Our friend friend of the show, Bari Weiss, head of CBS News wants to get rid of standards and practices for having too much"
Bari Weiss Guts CBS Standards and Practices — Lame Duck Donald & The Immigration Nation | The Tim Dillon Show #470+41s into the segment"There are growing concerns within CB CB CBS News that Bari Weiss could gut or even disband the network standards and practices team"
Larry Ellison Didn't Buy CBS for Diversity — Lame Duck Donald & The Immigration Nation | The Tim Dillon Show #470+34s into the segment"or was he going was he saying like, "I want to I want to buy CBS News because I want to make sure that people get hired based [snorts]"
Bari Weiss's Real Agenda: 'While We're There' — Lame Duck Donald & The Immigration Nation | The Tim Dillon Show #470+4s into the segment"I won't be impressed until they're uh with CBS News with our good friend Barry Weiss, who will be moderating a town hall with Erica Kirk"
Snubbed by Barry Weiss for a Town Hall with Erica Kirk — Pete Hegseth, War Crimes, & The Breakfast Rush | The Tim Dillon Show #473+7s into the segment"Now, Bari Weiss, friend of the show, is the editor-in-chief of CBS News. And Bari is running that news company into the ground at a pace"
Bari Weiss Takes Over CBS News — Trump’s Furries & ICE Wide Shut | The Tim Dillon Show #479+12s into the segment"So, then Bari Weiss gets gets tapped and by the Allisons to run CBS News. They go, you got to pick new people. You got to make it interesting."
Tony Dokoupil vs. Ta-Nehisi Coates — Trump’s Furries & ICE Wide Shut | The Tim Dillon Show #479+253s into the segment"where he grew up without crying. He's not fit to be the anchor of CBS News. What is this? What kind of crap is this? This man should be"
Tony Dokoupil Cries About Miami on the Evening News — Trump’s Furries & ICE Wide Shut | The Tim Dillon Show #479+201s into the segment"ultimately decided that $150 million was enough money to come into CBS News and turn it around. The scenes unfolding out of Minneapolis are"
Cold Open: Honestly Parody with Barry Weiss and Greg Bevino — Civil War: The Original Heated Rivalry | The Tim Dillon Show #481+77s into the segment"Mhm. It's not just profit driven. Um who the hell wants to own CBS News really? You know, it's not exa- that's not the future of news"
Gulf States' Embassies, Frozen Airports, and the AI Bubble Financed by Gulf Money — Emergency Podcast: Iran, Israel, & Imminent Destruction | The Tim Dillon Show #486+178s into the segment"Barry Weiss, the editor-inchief of CBS News, has been working out of a secured locked suite on the sixth floor of the CBS broadcast center in Manhattan."
Barry Weiss's CBS Bunker and CNN Takeover — Iran Forever, Belfast Riots, & College Commencement | The Tim Dillon Show #499+52s into the segment