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Helix
Tim’s take
Helix is a recurring sponsor he treats as a genuine personal favorite rather than just copy, repeatedly insisting friends and houseguests are floored by the mattresses 35:4930:1127:55. He frames the quiz as the actual selling point every time, walking through firm/soft/side-sleeper matching almost verbatim across years of reads 24:0345:237:26. He even claims to have been skeptical himself before converting, which he repeats as evidence of sincerity 20:49.
The plus-size mattress line is his go-to riff, mocking the idea of a "Helix Plus" for people too big for a king 26:2032:1412:00. He also builds odder detours into the reads, like sleeping through an apocalypse 1:05:28, an O.J. Simpson aside 24:03, and crying in a mattress showroom 12:00.
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"i say to myself i need to treat myself right so i got myself a helix mattress okay if you can't sleep because of today's politics or"
Helix Mattress Ad: You'll Sleep Through the Apocalypse — #209 - Don't Curse Me | The Tim Dillon Show+22s into the segment"all mattress orders and two free pillows for our listeners at helix sleep.com tim dillon i'm gonna say that again because man is that"
Helix Sleep Mattress Ad (with an O.J. Simpson Detour) — #215 - Petty Little Pig | The Tim Dillon Show+60s into the segment"sleep helix sleep has a quiz that takes two minutes to complete and matches your body type and sleep preferences to the perfect mattress"
Helix Sleep and the 'Plus Size' Mattress Bit — #235 - Covid Kai | The Tim Dillon Show+2s into the segment"and you have a helix mattress and it's amazing and i have one and everyone loves them helix sleep has a quiz that takes two minutes to complete matches your body type and sleep preferences to the perfect mattress for you"
"mattress pick of 2020 by gq and wired magazine okay just go to helix.com tim dillon helix dot com tim dillon take their two minute sleep"
"sleep is so important helix sleep has a quiz that takes two minutes to complete and it matches your body type and sleep preferences to the perfect mattress for you"
Helix Sleep Mattress Quiz — #247 - Scream At The Sky (ft. Yannis Pappas) | The Tim Dillon Show+1s into the segment"if you're looking for a mattress take the quiz you order the mattress that you're matched to and if the mattress comes right to your door ship for free you don't ever need to go to a mattress store again helix is awesome"
Helix Mattress Ad — #300 - A Unique Experience with Yannis Pappas | The Tim Dillon Show+32s into the segment"it's a huge upgrade i love helix i sleep on it you sleep on it it's a great upgrade i've never been"
ExpressVPN Ad — #300 - A Unique Experience with Yannis Pappas | The Tim Dillon Show"i took the helix quiz i was matched with the firm mattress because i sleep on my side and it's great i love it it's a huge upgrade"
Helix Mattress Ad — #302 - Put Them In A Big Pot | The Tim Dillon Show"mattresses from my house in the hamptons and it is beautiful helix sleep as a quiz that takes just two minutes to complete matches your"
Helix Mattresses and Crying in a Mattress Store — Andrew Schulz | The Tim Dillon Show #307"mattresses in my house they were nice enough to send me a bunch Helix has a quiz that you take two minutes to complete it matches your"
Bringing Back Tits and Trans Tits in Comedy Movies — Bobby Kelly | The Tim Dillon Show #322+9s into the segment"if you want a great deal on this mattress they're offering up to 200 off all mattress orders and two free pillows for our listeners at helixsleep.com Tim D"
"actually the best beds everybody loves the Helix pads it's true Helix sleep is a premium mattress brand that provides tailored mattresses"
"uh in your Long Island House they're so cool I'm like they're Helix and everybody goes really and I go yeah Helix is amazing okay I'm"
Helix Sleep Mattress Ad — The Tim Dillon Show #335"and support so now we're going to tell you the promo code just Helix is offering 20 off all mattress orders and two free pillows for"
"I I was skeptical of the Helix mattress I didn't believe in it and then they sent me one and I was sleeping on it I'm like this is one of the most comfortable things I've ever been on literally"
"I asked Helix for mattresses and it gave me discounted mattresses but I'd gladly pay more because everybody loves these Helix mattresses"
"Helix is the best thing that I've ever bought of all the packages that get dropped off at my door hands down the best box I get to open"
"I love Helix mattresses anyone that comes and visits my house goes what mattress"
Helix Mattress Ad — K5 & Digidog | The Tim Dillon Show #362"advertisement Helix everyone that comes and stays at my house in Long Island goes what"
Helix Mattress Ad — The War At Home | The Tim Dillon Show #367"last three months. And I tell them it's the Midnight Deluxe from Helix. Okay, this is the best mattress on the market in my opinion."
Helix Mattress Ad: The Midnight Deluxe — Through The Gate | The Tim Dillon Show #369+11s into the segment"If you were a hostage and Hamas had helix midnight deluxe beds, I wouldn't want to leave. But that's true."
Hostages, Helix Beds, and ShipStation Ad — Through The Gate | The Tim Dillon Show #369"guest rooms that we all love?" And I go, "The Midnight Luxe from Helix." They go, "Damn it, it's the nicest bed I've ever slept on in"
Helix Sleep and DraftKings Ads — The Chinese D’Amelios | The Tim Dillon Show #371+34s into the segment"Sue got a good night sleep is important as Santa Claus the night before the night before Christmas I got to get sleep that's why I do I use Helix Helix is amazing take the quiz"
"they're Helix it's true I mean Helix is like amazing everybody's like these are the best mattresses I've ever like experienced in my life I'm telling you Helix is great"
"remarks the beds they go what is so good about these beds and I go it's Helix literally my cousin friends of mine they all go what is I want this mattress"
Helix Mattress Ad — Kate Middleton & Sociopaths With Logos | The Tim Dillon Show #384+7s into the segment"Helix genuinely is the best mattress you can get everybody loves it I advertise a lot of products on this show Helix is the one that most consistently people in my real life have asked me about"
Helix Mattress and Hims Ed Treatment Ads — Iran, Israel & The Cool Aunt | The Tim Dillon Show #389+214s into the segment"everybody that visits me asks me about the beds in my home they're like we love the Helix sleep uh things but they don't say that they go what are these B ad and I go they're Helix dummy"
Helix Sleep Mattress Ad — Kevin Spacey's Soup & AI Saints | The Tim Dillon Show #393"you know they're so comfortable and I said they're Helix they're Helix mattresses and they say what's the deal with Helix"
DNC Fundraising Math and Whitmer's Fake Kidnapping — Joe Biden & Something Different | The Tim Dillon Show #398+161s into the segment"one imagine if you're a woman mattress shopping it's crazy but Helix is an award-winning mattress company they're Lux and Ultra Premium"
"homes goes, "We love your mattresses. What are they?" I go, "It's Helix Midnight Deluxe." They go, "Dude, it's the best mattress I've ever"
Helix Mattress Ad (and the Murder Story) — The Mushroom Pilot & Jailed Billionaires | The Tim Dillon Show #407+4s into the segment"these cast iron mattresses?" I go, "They're Helix. They're Midnight Deluxe. They're the best in the business. There's"
Helix Mattress Ad — Russian Influencers & Dying At Work | The Tim Dillon Show #408+3s into the segment"the mattresses so amazing I go because they're Helix mattresses everybody loves Helix okay it is the best thing ever"
Helix Mattress Ad — President Lip Reading & The Real Emily In Paris | The Tim Dillon Show #413+2s into the segment"that visits me they go oh my God what is that bed I go it's the Helix"
New York Has Become a City of Hatchet-Throwing Tourist Traps — Post-Thanksgiving Extravaganza | The Tim Dillon Show #419+109s into the segment"amazing I'm telling you right now you could take a small quiz on Helix very quick it'll tell you exactly the right mattress for you I"
"everyone yeah the Soviets that weird I was like what is that I love Helix mattresses everybody that visits me always asks what kind of mattresses"
Nobody Knows What's Going On With the Drones — The Joe Rogan Experience | The Tim Dillon Show #422+136s into the segment"were sleeping on a helix mattress you wouldn't even care you would literally say to your kidnapper why is it so comfortable and he'd say it's probably the midnight Delux from Helix um my sleep is improved dramatically"
"no no no this is great if you like civil rights and sleeping it's important that you check out helixsleep.com during the Martin Luther"
Spon-Con Nation: Reviewing Fries for Money — Ceasefire Cheat Day & Realtors In LA | The Tim Dillon Show #427+206s into the segment"everybody loves it if you don't know what kind of mattress you want go to helixsleep.com and take a quiz it's a short quiz it'll tell you what type of mattress is perfect for you"
Helix Sleep MLK Sale — Ceasefire Cheat Day & Realtors In LA | The Tim Dillon Show #427+13s into the segment"have I love Helix mattresses everyone that comes and stays with me out east in the"
Helix Mattresses Ad — Kanye, Elon, & The End Of DEI | The Tim Dillon Show #431"starting [ __ ] I love Helix everyone in my life goes what are these beds why are they so comfortable and I go because they're Helix"
Helix Mattress Ad — Leaked Group Chats & Door Dash Debt | The Tim Dillon Show #437+3s into the segment""Oh my god, this mattress is so comfortable." And I go, "It's Helix." Friends, family, anyone who stayed in in a house that I've owned,"
"my house, cuz we love the Helix mattresses in all the guest rooms. I think they're the best. Anybody"
Helix Mattress Ad — CNN Interview, Ms. Rachel Propaganda, & The Uncancelables | The Tim Dillon Show #445+2s into the segment"Swiss Alps, any of the places I have residences, they all love Helix, the beds. Somebody will say to me on my Montana"
Wishing for a Functional America (and a Christian Politician for Once) — Zohran Mamdani, Political Rage, & The Hunt | The Tim Dillon Show #450+189s into the segment"The Helix Midnight Deluxe is my favorite, but there's lots of great ones. You take a short quiz. They tell you what kind of sleeper are you."
Helix Sleep Ad — Zohran Mamdani, Political Rage, & The Hunt | The Tim Dillon Show #450+6s into the segment"That's a tough call. Everyone who visits me on the private island I call home tells me that the beds are the things they remember. And the beds are all from Helix. Helix is the greatest way to buy a mattress."
Helix Mattress Ad — Epstein Updates & Dinner in DC | The Tim Dillon Show #453"with me, they go, "Why are these mattresses so good?" And I go, "Helix?" They go, "Really?" I go, "Yeah, they ship them right to your"
The Lie Economy: Epstein, Debt, and Radicalized Swifties — Tim Dillon Joins CBS, Mazel! | The Tim Dillon Show #460+295s into the segment"sandbar. All of this can happen if you're not properly rested. Helix is here for your sleep. You can sleep easy no matter what you did"
"I love Helix. I'm telling you, it's the best mattresses in the world. Everyone"
Helix Mattress Labor Day Sale Ad — Cancelling Kimmel, Fired From Riyadh, & The Prison Housing Market | The Tim Dillon Show #462"It just went up 5% in a second. That's how good it is. helixleep.com/timd. It doesn't make any sense. I don't care if you hate Jimmy"
AI Arms Race, Sam Altman, and Distraction From World War III — Cancelling Kimmel, Fired From Riyadh, & The Prison Housing Market | The Tim Dillon Show #462+18s into the segment"Everyone loves Helix. Everybody who comes and hangs out at my house in the Hamptons goes, "These mattresses are amazing and they're all from Helix. They're amazing." Helix is the best mattress provider."
Helix Sleep Ad — The Real Katie Porter & A Special Guest | The Tim Dillon Show #466+38s into the segment"creepiest, weirdest thing ever. It is so easy to do it online. Helix is the best. You will be so happy. Trust me. Because the other"
Young People Radicalizing Left and Right — The Real Katie Porter & A Special Guest | The Tim Dillon Show #466+12s into the segment"Number one, they're the best mattresses on the market. I have them uh in my house, and people that come and stay, they go, "What are these mattresses?" They're in all the guest rooms. Helix is number one. They are the best."
Helix Mattress and Armslist Ads — Halloween Beast Mode & Billie Eilish Bravery | The Tim Dillon Show #468+2s into the segment"break room. Did you hear? This is going to be a big story. I love Helix."
Where's My Sandwich: Long Island Gossip Reaction — Pete Hegseth, War Crimes, & The Breakfast Rush | The Tim Dillon Show #473+34s into the segment"that visits me always comments how amazing these mattresses are. Helix is amazing. The Helix Sleep Quiz matches you with the perfect mattress"
Helix Mattress Ad — Pete Hegseth, War Crimes, & The Breakfast Rush | The Tim Dillon Show #473"time indoors in your bedroom? Stay comfortable inside with your Helix mattress. I love Helix. It's my favorite mattress I've ever owned."
Hims ED Treatment and Helix Mattress Ads — Trump’s Furries & ICE Wide Shut | The Tim Dillon Show #479+84s into the segment"because of Helix. Rest easy with seamless returns and exchanges. Helix is the most awarded winning mattress brand. It's tested and reviewed"
"um says, "What are these guest room mattresses?" I go, "They're Helix." And they go, "This is the nicest mattress I've ever slept on"
"about credit cost or terms or americanfancing.net/dilli ln. I love Helix mattress."
American Financing Ad — Bombing Beirut, Back To Butler & Melania’s Mission | The Tim Dillon Show #491+33s into the segment"right now people are getting a deeper longer lasting sleep with a Helix mattress. And the midnight deluxe is my favorite."
The $115,000 Selling Sunset Costume Shakedown — USA vs. China, Spencer Pratt, & A Heist | The Tim Dillon Show #496+671s into the segment"A study ran found that 82% of those involved saw an increase in their deep sleep cycle while sleeping on a Helix mattress. Free shipping, seamless delivery. Helix delivers your mattress right to your door with free shipping in the US."
Helix Mattress Ad — USA vs. China, Spencer Pratt, & A Heist | The Tim Dillon Show #496+2s into the segment"Helix is my favorite thing. Everyone loves it. People stay at my house, they go, "Why are those beds so great?" I go, "It's Helix.""
HexClad Cookware Ad — Iran Forever, Belfast Riots, & College Commencement | The Tim Dillon Show #499+154s into the segment"The best mattress I've ever had. I have the Midlight Deluxe. They love it. They They're so confident. They give you 120 night sleep trial, limited lifetime warranty. It's amazing. They're happy with Helix guarantee."
Helix Sleep Ad — Iran Forever, Belfast Riots, & College Commencement | The Tim Dillon Show #499"I love Helix. Everyone who comes and stays with me says, "You know, your Helix mattresses are some of the greatest mattresses ever.""
Palantir Robots Will Kill Kids and We'll Enjoy It — Teen Takeovers & Netanyahu’s New Nightmare | The Tim Dillon Show #503+283s into the segment