Companies/social_platform
OnlyFans
2020-03-17, 1 mention2021-04-11, 2 mentions2022-01-18, 1 mention2022-08-14, 2 mentions2022-10-23, 1 mention2024-03-23, 1 mention2024-03-30, 1 mention2024-06-08, 1 mention2025-12-13, 1 mention2026-01-03, 1 mention
Tim’s take
He treats OnlyFans as the go-to shorthand for an economy where everything eventually gets monetized, needling that "we're all just monetizing ourselves" whenever he talks about hollowed-out real jobs 31:41 34:18. The joke recurs almost verbatim — someone ends up under a glass table while men relieve themselves on it — whether he's riffing on student debt or pitching an Amazon tribe an influencer career 45:37 32:39. He extends the bit to argue America is already saturated with legal sex work, using a viral OnlyFans-mom story as proof the "economy" line isn't just a joke 12:35.
He's mostly neutral about it as a business, admitting early on he doesn't understand how it works 29:54 and later noting an influencer "killing it on OnlyFans" without any judgment 56:46. When he covers Bonnie Blue's global ban and arrest, he treats it as spectacle rather than scandal, remarking that even OnlyFans itself found her too extreme 27:47.
Every Reference (12)
"know what is only fans by the way it's where you post like nudes and people can pay for the nudes yeah I don't um I don't understand"
OnlyFans Nihilism and the Death of Neoliberalism — Live Stream #1 | The Tim Dillon Show+22s into the segment"there's nobody in them and they're desolate wastelands no dude we're all everyone only fans is like yeah we're just monetizing feet ourselves feet yeah if you you know if you have"
Nobody Has Real Jobs Anymore Except Influencers — #247 - Scream At The Sky (ft. Yannis Pappas) | The Tim Dillon Show+124s into the segment"someone's like oh that's a porn star you go no that's my teacher she's just it's the summer and she's on fans only yeah yep only fans yeah whatever it is"
NFTs, Decentraland, and Monetizing Everything Including Your Family — #247 - Scream At The Sky (ft. Yannis Pappas) | The Tim Dillon Show+175s into the segment"this woman has thrived she's figured out a way to thrive as an influencer and only fans killing it on the only fans um and she's funny"
Why the Hype House Kids' Show Is Boring — #284 - Prozac Play-Doh | The Tim Dillon Show+16s into the segment"around that's really that's really you know all we see do you do only fans i do only fans but i don't do uh porn or nudes okay i do i do"
OnlyFans Content and a Deleted Million-Follower Instagram — Ladies Who Lunch w/ Chelcie Lynn and Libbie Higgins | The Tim Dillon Show #311+18s into the segment"have to water myself down on there but it's fine that's what my only fans is for there's libby higgins baby hanging 212 000 followers"
The Curly Hair Perm Burn Sketch — Ladies Who Lunch w/ Chelcie Lynn and Libbie Higgins | The Tim Dillon Show #311+37s into the segment"the Greek church you can find me on parlor you can find me on only fans that's such a great dichotomy yeah you can see me on true social"
Trump as Twitter's Frankenstein and the End of an Era — Dahmer | The Tim Dillon Show #320 (ft. Yannis Pappas)+11s into the segment"there's ones with like 500 or uh like 500k followers and people follow and they have only fans and people like subscribe because a Chad titty"
Army Influencers and Getting Attacked Doing the Renegade — Trevor Wallace & The Nickelodeon Scandal | The Tim Dillon Show #385+69s into the segment"But my whole thing is like I am shocked that in a country where OnlyFans is a major part of our economy it is a major pillar of our economy."
America Already Has Enough Whores: The OnlyFans Economy — P. Diddy & The Loneliness Plague | The Tim Dillon Show #386+8s into the segment"listen Maybe One day I can start at only fans and I can [ __ ] on a glass table and a guy under it can pleasure himself jerk off and I can make a couple of bucks"
Pitching the Marubo Tribe an OnlyFans Empire and Reality Show — Celebrity Home Invasions & Costco | The Tim Dillon Show #395+230s into the segment"was I was really Bonnie Blue received multiple warnings before Only Fans permanently banned her. Wow. So even they're like, "Get out of"
Bonnie Blue's Global Sex Tour and Arrest in Bali — Erika Kirk, Bonnie Blue & The Brain Rot Slop Factory | The Tim Dillon Show #474+433s into the segment"By the way, your entire life you're going to be destitute and broke because you went to college for four years and you took out student loans and the job market is terrible. So, you're going to have to either start going on Only Fans and getting getting into fetish porn or you're going to have to die in Iran."
Student Loan Garnishment and the Only Way Out: Iran or OnlyFans — Back To Iran, Gaza Reborn, & A Happy New Year | The Tim Dillon Show #477+402s into the segment