Interview · moment 27 of 31
Miami vs New York: Where to Live
from Andrew Schulz | The Tim Dillon Show #307 · #307
4 min
Guest
They fantasize about splitting time between Miami (channeling Saucy Santana style) and New York summers, debating why Miami's happiness makes it hard to write jokes there compared to New York's angst.
- Tim jokes that if you were married to someone who wanted to spotlight you, you'd have to get them to convert to Islam immediately.
- Plan to open Kill Tony in Kabul with Andrew Schulz and call it the Couple Comedy Connection.
- If Tim moved to Miami, he'd have to start dressing like Sukiana and Hit Image, or like Saucy Santana.
- Tim couldn't write jokes in Miami the entire time because there's too much joy and fun, with no angst or ridiculous people to push back on.
- People who criticize Florida don't realize everyone there is happy, which makes it bad for comedy writing compared to New York.
- Tim moved everybody back to New York because he couldn't write jokes in Miami despite loving it too much.
- New York in summer is amazing because wealthy people leave the city and the cool, young people with less money are still around.
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