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NYC Gentrification, Cop Defunding, and the Death of Art

from #243 - Best of Patreon Vol. 2 | The Tim Dillon Show · #243

9 min

Tim and Ben riff on wealthy young activists tweeting about defunding police while living in gentrified NYC, then pivot into a long bit about how modern culture has produced no great art despite the turmoil of recent years.

In this bit16 moments
  • Tim on the comedy of a 120-pound Vermont kid tweeting that we don't need cops while getting raped to death on the Williamsburg Bridge.
  • You get all the violence and poverty of New York but none of the art.
  • Tim's boss predicted Trump's election might spark an age of great art like punk, but nothing came true despite how amped up both sides have been.
  • No one's made anything of substance on either side—it would be great to bring Duke Ellington back and ask what he does now for eight hours every day.
  • The collapse of art is so total and absolute you can't imagine it coming back; nobody would even recognize a seminal work if someone made one now.
  • An Amazon Prime original could be the next Godfather and we wouldn't know it because we'd all be saying this sucks, I want to watch Cobra Kai.
  • Tim jokes about Cobra Kai needing a fourth dojo run by a morbidly obese Black woman named Shamika to satisfy diversity complaints.
  • The problem isn't that there aren't enough fat people in Baywatch—you want to watch hot lifeguards, not representation lectures.
  • Growing up seeing fat kids on Baywatch would have made us confident sociopaths, so the diversity push is actually helping society.
  • Tim questions when mainstream culture decided that if corporations don't represent you in ads, you don't matter.
  • Home Improvement taught us we'd be idiots caught by our wives every week—what inspiration was that supposed to provide.
  • Roseanne's family was broke with no money and opened a loose meat restaurant; what did we learn except to work at a diner and eventually fall for QAnon.
  • Mr. Belvedere featured a middle-aged British man just living in a house with a family that clearly wasn't rich enough to have a butler, implying something was off.
  • Harry and the Hendersons had a Sasquatch living in the house—no amount of racial diversity casting would fix that premise.
  • Step by Step was a blended family where everyone hated each other because of a messy divorce, the kind of thing you tell drug addicts trying to get clean.
  • Friends sold the lie that you could live in New York City, be a failed actor, afford a huge apartment with no income, which doomed us all to failure.
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Cobra KaiartFriendsMr. BelvedereDuke EllingtonNew YorkStep by StepHome ImprovementRoseanneBaywatchNew York TimesJay-ZBeyoncéFamily TiesHarry and the HendersonsLizzo

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