rant · moment 4 of 17
Farting Through Dinner with Hannah Before the Zanies Weekend Shows
from Finding the Kumps · #55
Audio-only archive episode — no video to seek.
6 minTim tells an extended story about eating deep dish pizza with comic/host Hannah before his Saturday Zanies shows, both of them farting uncontrollably, sweating, and cramping, leading into his stage entrance.
- 11:16Guy at rehab tried to snort Ajax the night before the show to stay awake.
- 12:09After the show, rehab attendees suddenly become nice and ask for autographs, trying to trade them to dealers.
- 12:44Tim tells a guy he's 15 years out from recognition and will either be sober with a family or dead by the time the autograph matters.
- 13:19Tim's friend points out how gross it is when Tim tries to get sincere at the end of a rehab gig.
- 13:55Chicago crowds drink harder than New York crowds because New York drinking is tied to networking or trying to get laid.
- 14:46Tim hears a lost woman asking her husband where the Comedy Central place is, realizing the Saturday crowd will be a problem.
- 15:18Tim goes to P. Quads pizza with Hannah before the show, his voice shot, sitting silent for 45 minutes waiting for the pizza.
- 15:58After eating one slice each, Tim and Hannah start sweating and getting severe stomach cramps in the booth.
- 16:17Tim's gut is protruding so much he's pushing it back with his hand, making Hannah realize this guy might be nuts.
- 16:51Tim eats another slice of deep dish pizza despite already having cramps and sweating profusely.