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Restraining Emotional Women and Media Personalities You'd Suck Off

from Mike Recine · #142

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2 min

Tim relays his uncle's advice about women being "emotional animals" who need physical handling, then he and Mike run through a bit ranking which cable news men or women they'd hypothetically want to suck off.

In this bit6 moments
  • 17:44Tim describes early 90s New York types who look like extras from Taxi Driver and getting kicked out of Times Square strip clubs.
  • 18:10Frustration with New York has reached a breaking point for Tim.
  • 18:47Tim's uncle told him that women are emotional animals and need to be restrained physically, and they kind of like it.
  • 19:12No woman actually wants to fuck a Chris Hayes type MSNBC guy, despite what they might think.
  • 19:26Tim asks his guest which media personality he'd want to suck off.
  • 19:57Andrea Tantaros from Fox News is identified as really hot, but no longer on air due to Roger Ailes and a settlement.
Mentioned here

Roger AilesChris HayesFox NewsAndrea TantarosNew YorkMSNBCTimes SquareSean HannityJordan PetersonBrian KilmeadeTaxi DriverKeith OlbermannTucker CarlsonGreg Gutfeld

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