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Ryan's 30-Mile NYC Walkabout Looking for Crack and Trannies
from Tin Foil Hat and Tim at Skankfest · #105
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2 minRyan describes wandering from Brooklyn to Times Square looking for transsexual experiences and getting offered crack in Washington Square Park, then walking 50 blocks back rather than take the subway.
- 3:21Tim suggests moving to Williamsburg to take over the hipster scene, claiming Silver Lake has nothing on it.
- 3:53Tim lists three theories for Ryan's absence: dead phone, kidnapping, or gay sex.
- 4:10Ryan was trolling for transsexual encounters and figured NYC would be the best place for a first experience.
- 4:24He found a guy in Washington Square Park trying to sell him crack and considered reselling it for profit.
- 4:40Ryan walked from Brooklyn over the Williamsburg Bridge all the way to Times Square.
- 4:55New York cops constantly look like they're doing nothing, just leaning against cars watching women.
- 5:09A cop told Ryan the distance was 50 blocks; Ryan decided to walk it anyway.
- 5:26Ryan asks listeners for location information on where to find crack and transsexual prostitutes in the city.
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