Places/place
Florida
2016-09-20, 1 mention2016-10-25, 1 mention2016-11-08, 1 mention2017-03-21, 1 mention2018-02-06, 1 mention2019-05-05, 3 mentions2019-05-26, 7 mentions2019-07-21, 1 mention2019-10-27, 6 mentions2019-12-01, 1 mention2019-12-08, 1 mention2020-06-28, 1 mention2020-07-19, 1 mention2021-01-03, 1 mention2021-02-28, 1 mention2021-04-11, 2 mentions2021-05-09, 2 mentions2021-08-22, 1 mention2022-02-27, 1 mention2022-03-27, 1 mention2022-05-15, 1 mention2022-05-29, 1 mention2022-07-10, 1 mention2023-02-12, 1 mention2023-02-23, 1 mention2023-03-03, 1 mention2023-04-30, 2 mentions2023-07-18, 1 mention2023-12-30, 2 mentions2024-09-14, 1 mention2024-09-28, 4 mentions2024-10-19, 1 mention2024-11-16, 1 mention
Tim’s take
He calls Florida "the greatest state that's ever been," a line delivered as praise and indictment at once, listing elder abuse, wall-to-wall sober houses, and rehab as the state's real industry 0:24 39:01 26:02. The "Florida man" bit recurs as shorthand for people constantly renaming and relocating themselves, like the cousin who moves to a new town with a nicer-sounding name every six months 9:42.
When he talks about leaving LA he puts Florida next to Texas as where anyone with sense is fleeing, though he admits there's nowhere left to actually hide from America's problems 1:09:15 24:46. He also treats it as the staging ground for Trump-era conservative media, calling it a "swamp of goons and scoundrels," and mines DeSantis's "Don't Say Gay" law for jokes about Putin rather than a real argument 31:28 7:45 6:15. Watching COVID coverage, he noted that Florida stayed open and fared fine anyway while LA locked down 42:01.
Every Reference (53)
"If there's one state that was impacted impacted more than New York and California in the mortgage crisis it was the great, Florida"
Andrew Collin's Coke Overdose and the Orange Grove Land Flip — Protestant Blood Burger+33s into the segment"have Ken drive you so get in the car this guy Ken who's from Florida. I'm sorry Kane not Kenny Kane Kane Cain! Cain! Like Cain's an"
"live in LA There's a fucking nice, you know what I mean? I'm a florida. It's fucking my problem. Florida's is my the big career. I can't"
"like a cheap fucking flight You know somewhere you go down to Florida. Yeah, I'd love to go down to Florida Maybe we'll go down to fucking"
Doreen Gosh: Reenacting Johnny's Kidnapping and 'Getting Ours' — We're Gonna Get Ours+121s into the segment"it does, but I'm just saying it's also nice to fucking go to Florida. I like The keys or whatever. I don't know start smile. There"
The Great Travel Debate: Backpacking Europe vs. Staying Home — What Does Your Brother Do In The Navy+180s into the segment"is a serial rapist at 19 and he's been in jail for a year in Florida she goes well he's got a public defender and she goes she goes"
"really cool huh his son is holding wives to children's throats in Florida and you're talking about makeup that you want to be unset because"
Googling the Uber Driver's Son and Finding Child Molestation Charges — 146 - Small Town Girl+118s into the segment"the most into it all day the most I got into it because I love Florida and I appreciate a story that takes a little bit of a turn I didn't"
"yeah you know that's like Florida you just keep I have a cousin who lives in Florida she moves to a different town in Florida every six months"
Comedy Club Days, Aunt Becky, and Texas Executions — Episode 149 - Ron Bennington (Live from Moontower)+157s into the segment"you right now it's a great feeling yeah especially if you're in Florida there's no reason not to right it cuts through the humidity yeah"
Heroin Advice and Make-A-Wish Shock Jock Stories — Episode 149 - Ron Bennington (Live from Moontower)+8s into the segment"weird thing that happens the people that were born and raised in Florida lose at least one digit how do they even know how no they just"
Florida Missing Fingers and Tim's "Biological Father" Bit — Episode 149 - Ron Bennington (Live from Moontower)+8s into the segment"episode was the whole thing yeah it was the whole thing so I mean Florida brought a lot of arts to this country and we appreciate it yeah"
Weeki Wachee Mermaids, Sea Hunt, and Florida's Lost TV Golden Age — Episode 149 - Ron Bennington (Live from Moontower)+136s into the segment"a Florida story the other day that I just loved that a bird kicked a man"
The Emu That Kicked a Man to Death and Florida Denny's Menu — Episode 149 - Ron Bennington (Live from Moontower)"it was made for Tampa so I keep saying so I keep asking about Florida yeah you were bowling up there these the kind of sports I like"
Hating WeWork and the Let the Puppies Breathe Tour — Episode 149 - Ron Bennington (Live from Moontower)+29s into the segment"cool about just saying that and that's what's kind of cool that Florida Florida is what's cool about Florida is like giving up at 32 right"
Not Voting and Trump as the South's Con Man — Episode 149 - Ron Bennington (Live from Moontower)+166s into the segment"they may sell the bigger house and then maybe get something in Florida or whatever um he's like okay well and this is after this is we've"
Fantasies About Prison and Getting Raped by a Gang Leader — 157 - Cancel Your Family+36s into the segment"mihashi he broadcasts in my Palm Beach I was just in st. Pete Beach Florida our greatest state the crown jewel of America why is it so great"
Rush Limbaugh Cosplay and Florida's Greatness — #171 - Brownie Boat | The Tim Dillon Show+28s into the segment"mean the first day I got there you the gravitational pull of Florida is so much because you when you get there you spend time there"
East Coast vs West Coast Florida and the Uber Driver's Divorce Story — #171 - Brownie Boat | The Tim Dillon Show+49s into the segment"stone you get the vibe when you're in Florida that there's a lot of people there that are running from something"
The Don CeSar Hotel and Cheap Florida Luxury — #171 - Brownie Boat | The Tim Dillon Show+5s into the segment"out to side splitters in Tampa you know my cousin went down to Florida about ten years ago and she did Florida right my cousin did Florida"
His Cousin's Heroin Addiction and the Thanksgiving "Thankful" Game — #171 - Brownie Boat | The Tim Dillon Show+4s into the segment"funny guy I used to talk about Long Island he would talk about Florida and this is how I said we're both gonna end up in Florida Andrew"
Andrew Collin's Florida Summary and Chelsea Handler's DNR — #171 - Brownie Boat | The Tim Dillon Show+40s into the segment"you know folks you've never been to Florida one kid yeah I'm yeah it's a vibe down there man it's a [ __ ]"
Noise Complaint at the Hotel and Franklin Scandal Trip Planning — #171 - Brownie Boat | The Tim Dillon Show"really were flirting today what if we move the whole operation of Florida why not what if we move the whole operation to sunny Florida and"
Flirting With Moving the Show to Florida — #176 - The Florida Project | The Tim Dillon Show+22s into the segment"it's [ __ ] man it's [ __ ] what are you gonna do go down to Florida go down a sunny Florida but yeah for all of you struggling with"
Rain in LA and Sobriety Since 2010 — #177 - Sober December | The Tim Dillon Show+31s into the segment"the greatest state that's ever been yeah I this is why I love Florida I went to side's Pettersson campus and I just [ __ ] on Tampa"
Imagining His Own Canceled Talk Show — #206 - Turn Yourselves In | The Tim Dillon Show+86s into the segment"always crosses my mind do i do i end up on the west coast of florida do i end up in florida in some swamp i don't know texas i like"
Considering Leaving LA for Texas or Florida — #209 - Don't Curse Me | The Tim Dillon Show+4s into the segment"and shuttering movie theaters to flatten the curve meantime in florida a state that's been wide open for months things are still faring"
LA Hospitals, Butcher Trucks, and Overcrowded Housing — #233 - Airbnb War | The Tim Dillon Show+92s into the segment"i don't think there's a need for the people go to therapy in florida where you're from or does everyone just go to the like they don't"
Ancient Irish Therapists and a Homophobic Diagnosis — #241 - Live From Cleveland | The Tim Dillon Show+139s into the segment"moving to dallas they're moving to fort worth they're moving to florida and the thing is that's still in america so there's just nowhere"
Reasonable People Fleeing to Austin as Cities Die — #247 - Scream At The Sky (ft. Yannis Pappas) | The Tim Dillon Show+33s into the segment"open mics and yeah that's the last thing uh i started going to florida i just want to live in florida there's something nice about florida"
TV Networks Doing 'Urban Night' Before Shutting Down — #247 - Scream At The Sky (ft. Yannis Pappas) | The Tim Dillon Show+24s into the segment"been to new orleans as close as i've been i've never been to florida yet we got to get you to florida i'd love to go to south beach"
"Work Fat" vs Regular Fat: Cuban Physiology Theories — #251 - Dirty Little Animals (ft. Ray Kump) | The Tim Dillon Show+9s into the segment"i'm hoping that new york and and la are taxing people out so they're all coming to fl to florida and texas and austin's hot and the tech people are"
Buying a House That Appraised Below Asking Price — #251 - Dirty Little Animals (ft. Ray Kump) | The Tim Dillon Show+90s into the segment"the epicenter of the american conservative movement has become florida it's become this swamp of of um you know goons and scoundrels"
Bespoke Post's Box of Awesome, and Holding a Knife to a Salmon's Throat — #265 - Austin Taliban | The Tim Dillon Show+43s into the segment"i'm not doing it no they they passed a don't say gay bill in florida i'm not invading i don't even want ukraine anymore my main goal"
Putin, Trans Panic, and the 'Don't Say Gay' Bill Bit — #289 - Live From Ukraine | The Tim Dillon Show+85s into the segment"you heard about this uh you can't say gay now don't say gay in florida if you say gay something happens something i don't know what do"
Don't Say Gay in Florida and Putin's Motives — #292 - Do It Quietly | The Tim Dillon Show+15s into the segment"eventually we're probably gonna have to live in a state like florida you know because it's less expensive to own property and the taxes are better"
Louis's Bentley and Ignoring Gas Prices — #298 - Puerto Rican Papi | The Tim Dillon Show+121s into the segment"because it's it's it's a right well and so yeah in texas and florida all you have to know is all you gotta do is ask the guy like were"
Tim's Shooting Survivor Status and the Shooter's One-Man Show — #300 - A Unique Experience with Yannis Pappas | The Tim Dillon Show+94s into the segment"even criminalizing women and doctors i urge all of you living in florida by the way join the fight i mean i'm so pr i'm a pro-choice guy"
Criminalizing Women While Staying Pro-Choice — Breaking Point | The Tim Dillon Show #306+15s into the segment"like another country somewhere like Florida where you can just go and sit on a beach and that's the beauty and the I love Florida everyone's talking about I'm not bad Florida is how intolerant they are and they're burning the books"
Craving a Vacation and Relapse Jokes — Patreon Bonus #186 - The Tim Dillon Show+36s into the segment"dealing with this my friend who had a beautiful Waterfront in Florida it's like down to the studs now now of course you wanted to do"
"California has its share of problems and really the reality is Florida is the next uh this is the thing right so I mean this is by the"
Florida vs. California: Alligator Attack and Crime Comparison — The Tim Dillon Show #336+8s into the segment"because this is sad um uh an Uber Eats driver was dismembered um in Florida and Florida is it's being sold to everybody as the state and I love parts of Florida there's parts of Florida that I love Palm Beach"
The Dismembered Uber Eats Driver in Florida — The New Braveheart | The Tim Dillon Show #344+5s into the segment"really sad this is crazy what are you doing Uber Eats for in Florida I know people have to and that's the comments I'm gonna go oh"
"parents. So what they're they're Here's the deal. The idea that Florida is trying to make itself a state where minors cannot pole dance"
PoleCon Leaves Florida Over Anti-LGBTQ Laws — I'm On Strike | The Tim Dillon Show #354+123s into the segment"know in another Spate of happy news of Florida teen kills his sister over Christmas presents I gotta be honest"
Florida Teen Kills Sister Over Christmas Gifts — Dead-Eyed Monsters | The Tim Dillon Show #375+3s into the segment"that are not crowded and that all is North Korea to be honest Florida at Spring break not for me North Korea I love it I love I love"
North Korea Should Become a Tourist Destination — Dead-Eyed Monsters | The Tim Dillon Show #375+489s into the segment"this it was a family in Oceanside and it was also a family in Florida who did this and my mother said that to us she told that to me"
Small Town Vibes and the Post-9/11 Feast — The Presidential Debate & Eating Cats | The Tim Dillon Show #409+89s into the segment"right now because of hurricane Helen look at the scenes out of Florida I mean it is it it is Florida is like California when the weather"
Hurricane Helene Hits Florida — Florida Hurricanes & Rich Nothings | The Tim Dillon Show #411+20s into the segment"this is what they'll do it's Florida this is the point this is to get out of jail free card or get into jail free let's be honest Florida will use that"
Hurricane Sandy, Long Island, and the Great Excuse — Florida Hurricanes & Rich Nothings | The Tim Dillon Show #411+192s into the segment"Florida are disturbing there's something wrong with young people in Florida especially the West Coast of Florida their eyes were a little"
Young People in Florida Are Meant to Die Tragically — Florida Hurricanes & Rich Nothings | The Tim Dillon Show #411+20s into the segment"you got to take what the good with the bad with Florida I mean Florida is the end it is a it it is the place you go uh to leave this"
Florida: A Portal Out of This Universe — Florida Hurricanes & Rich Nothings | The Tim Dillon Show #411+17s into the segment"suffocates boyfriend in suitcase during hide and seek interesting Florida continues to thrive despite many problems with the weather Florida"
The Florida Suitcase Suffocation Murder — President Lip Reading & The Real Emily In Paris | The Tim Dillon Show #413+10s into the segment"um we are happy to be here we've been down I've been down in Florida for a few weeks in Palm Beach um just kind of hanging out um because"