rant · moment 14 of 14
Encouraging Kids Into the New Economy: OnlyFans, Crypto, and IRL Streaming
from Overboard in Iran, Savannah Guthrie, & ICE Electric Gloves | The Tim Dillon Show #508 · #508
12 min
Riffing off the men-leaving-workforce story, Tim delivers an extended bit about parents needing to abandon traditional career expectations and instead enthusiastically support their children becoming OnlyFans stars, crypto grifters, IRL streamers, and pranksters, with elaborate fictional dialogue between parents and their kids.
- 33% of men are now out of the labor force, up from 29% in 2012.
- Tim dismisses expert warnings that men playing video games at home will end up incarcerated as unnecessarily negative.
- Parents should unconditionally support their children's internet ambitions, whether OnlyFans, crypto, or influencer schemes.
- Tim imagines telling a drug-addicted son pursuing crypto that he'll end up rich in Miami instead of pressuring him into college.
- Let children loose on the internet to find their own path rather than forcing them toward internships and traditional work.
- New economy jobs include forex trading, AI apps nobody cares about, gaming, pranks, and IRL streaming.
- Being an IRL streamer filming yourself humping food delivery robots is now a legitimate career path.
- Tim would tell friends his daughter does OnlyFans and he's proud of her, even if she does obscure fetish content with eggs.
- No one's going to want traditional jobs like firefighting; encourage whatever your children want to do instead.
- Parents should tell sons who want to get rich or die: agree with them and encourage them to catfish pedophiles for content.
- Loving parents must accept that IRL streaming, OnlyFans, and internet grifting are now the real jobs in society.
- Embrace the new economy or waste time fighting the inevitable; your children can only be happy as moguls or sex workers.