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Student Loan Garnishment and the Only Way Out: Iran or OnlyFans

from Back To Iran, Gaza Reborn, & A Happy New Year | The Tim Dillon Show #477 · #477

9 min

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Reacting to news that defaulted student loan borrowers will have wages garnished starting January 7th, Tim spins an extended dark riff imagining a graduate dying in Iran to escape debt, contrasted with a sibling doing degrading fetish porn, and parents showing kids torture videos as a scared-straight tactic about college debt.

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  • Starting January 7th, the Trump administration will begin garnishing paychecks of people defaulted on student loans.
  • Student loans cannot be discharged in bankruptcy and will follow borrowers for life, no matter what job they have.
  • There is no way to escape wage garnishment from student loans unless you go completely off the grid or into criminal activity.
  • Tim argues that people unable to pay student loans need to join the military and fight Iran to escape their debt.
  • Tim imagines a college graduate dying in Iran from a gunshot wound, hoping their last thought is of college homecoming.
  • The only escape routes from student debt are joining ICE to conduct immigration enforcement or going to Iran to rescue Iranian protesters.
  • Tim claims college graduates will either have to do fetish porn on OnlyFans or die in Iran due to impossible job market conditions.
  • Parents should show their children explicit OnlyFans content to motivate them to graduate with a valuable skill and avoid that future.
  • Tim extends the warning to sons, suggesting they should also be shown torture videos to understand the consequences of wasting college years.
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