rant · moment 19 of 41
Nobody Has Real Jobs Anymore Except Influencers
from #247 - Scream At The Sky (ft. Yannis Pappas) | The Tim Dillon Show · #247
3 min
Tim rants that outside of being an influencer, boxer, or scientist there are no real jobs left, tying it to cancel culture becoming its own economy and empty hotels replacing real hospitality jobs.
- Tim defines who counts as employed: influencers, merch droppers, TikTokers, boxers, Chinese spies, Jake Paul, Chinese scientists, South Asian doctors.
- Travel agents are gone—computers eliminated them—and nobody knows where those workers ended up.
- Canceling has become a legitimate job; people aren't outraged, they're just trying to eat.
- Airbnb has replaced hotels; you walk into a Hyatt now and it's empty, just one guy at the desk.
- Modern hotels are desolate carcasses with no staff, just spooky empty conference rooms.
- Everyone's monetizing themselves on OnlyFans because everything has to be fully monetized.
- Soon people will rent out family members instead of houses, with a management company handling the traffic.
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