Companies/company
Blue Chew
Tim’s take
BlueChew is a standing sponsor rather than something he has an opinion about — the ad copy repeats almost word for word from one read to the next, chewable, same ingredients as Viagra and Cialis, discreet packaging 39:52 29:15 1:18:18 21:56. He never argues for or against the product itself; he just uses the fixed pitch as a springboard for whatever he wants to riff on that week 26:08 24:42. The tangents range widely: sex as the only realistic path to upward mobility for people who'll never write a novel or win the lottery 26:08, depressed men doom-scrolling instead of performing 24:42, staying sexually functional through the pandemic and eventual societal collapse 52:40 1:18:18, and one aside on health insurance as organized crime 20:07. He also folds it into unrelated bits, like the gig-economy hellscape 15:50 and a rant that musicians should be attacked in the street 1:13:27, with the product itself always just the excuse to get there 18:06.
Every Reference (61)
"medication so they could write their paper okay this is why we go to blue chewed calm so if you're one of these people out there are you getting"
BlueChew Ad: Nobody's Dick Works Anymore — Episode 148 - Streak of Evil (with Yannis Pappas)+12s into the segment"every time you just got to go to be lue chew calm promo code TD you pay for dollar shipping and in discreet packaging that's what we"
America the Buffet: The Woman Piling Food and Impractical Jokers Cruise — Episode 148 - Streak of Evil (with Yannis Pappas)+2s into the segment"blue true if you go to blue true calm you can get the fur chewables with the same active ingredients as Viagra and Cialis chewables"
"blue chew calm folks This is what you got to do blue chew offers men a performance enhancement for the bedroom Wouldn't you like to"
BlueChew Ad: Dick Pills, Blowjobs, and Interracial Dating — Episode 150 - Your Thoughts Have No Value (with Luke Touma)+131s into the segment"you know you know Dan won't take his viagra but he loves his blue chew and then you're just sitting in a high chair at 33 years old"
"want to get involved with the pills except are less they have blue chew as a pill so that's also good that's a chewable but you don't"
"because blue chew is great if you like sex you'll love blue chew it offers men"
BlueChew: F*** Your Way to a Better Life — 160 - The Ballad of The Fat Girl With The Clean Car+2s into the segment"real learn how to lay some real pipe and we got to talk about blue chew because blue chew is all the same ingredients as Viagra and Cialis"
"spiral of hatred and despair how about blue Chu okay blue qu can increase your performance you get that extra confidence inbred blue"
Blue Chew Ad: Dick Pills for Depressed Facebook Warriors — #173 - Shane Gillis | The Tim Dillon Show+75s into the segment"do you need a chewable dick pill with the same ingredients as Viagra and Cialis easy blue - is super easy no awkward doctor visits you"
Rock Bottom, Getting Sober, and Comedy as Salvation — #174 - Brendan Schaub | The Tim Dillon Show+178s into the segment"blue to calm that's blue like the color blue blue true brings you the first chewable with the same fda-approved active ingredients as Viagra and Cialis"
Blue Chew Ad: Dick Pills for Tough Guys and Societal Collapse — #177 - Sober December | The Tim Dillon Show+12s into the segment"something really horrendous happens this episode of the Tim Dylan show is sponsored by blue Chu guys remember the days when you were"
Health Care as Organized Crime — #182 - Beware the Villas | The Tim Dillon Show+11s into the segment"blue 2 brings you the first chewable with the same fda-approved ingredients as Viagra and Cialis you can take them anytime day or night"
BlueChu Ad: Remember Those Days — #182 - Beware the Villas | The Tim Dillon Show+76s into the segment"Get a [ __ ] Bluechew, you're going to get a big [ __ ] in the mail. Uh let me read this. The [ __ ] these people are slinging? Guys,"
Bluechew Continued: Valentine's Day and Musicians Should Be Attacked — #187 - Waffle Sundaes and Puppet Shows | The Tim Dillon Show+4s into the segment"] in in somebody, but before you do, chew chew some of these Blue Chews. You animal. Good night."
Sign-Off: Jewels, Piss, and a 9/11 Joke — #187 - Waffle Sundaes and Puppet Shows | The Tim Dillon Show+123s into the segment"you have needs your partner's needs and they're gonna give you blue chew it is a great fast-acting supplement that allows you to perform"
BlueChew: Hard Dick During the Apocalypse — #192 - Coronavirus The Musical | The Tim Dillon Show+21s into the segment"to you by blue - guys remember the days when you're always ready to go when you had a big hard dick now you can increase your performance to get that extra confidence and bad list up blue shoe calm"
The Bloomberg/Dubin Wealthy Families Parallel — #196 - Whitney Webb | The Tim Dillon Show+1s into the segment"blue Chu guys remember the days when you were always ready to go it's summer it's time to [ __ ] blue troop brings you the first chewable with the same fda-approved active ingredients as viagra cialis"
BlueChew Ad: Chewable Boners and a Broadway Sex Musical — #201 - A Sense Of Time (ft. Ray Kump) | The Tim Dillon Show+6s into the segment"blue true calm that's like the color blue blue true brings you the first tuba with the same fda-approved active ingredients as Viagra and Cialis"
"even I don't know what to say we've had blue Chu and the virtual private network that we are pitching here let's hopefully we have something"
"tim miller show is sponsored by blue chew remember the days when you could always go remember the days"
BlueChew Ad: Remember the Days Your Dick Was Hard — #209 - Don't Curse Me | The Tim Dillon Show+3s into the segment"the choices. Ladies and gentlemen, we're not selling enough Blue Chew. Please buy the dick pill."
How to Actually Respond to a Birthday Video Request — #222 - Running Out The Clock | The Tim Dillon Show+207s into the segment"Blue Chew is great. It is We're talking about great sex all night long, hard dick. It's the first chewable with the same FDA approved active ingredients as Viagra and Cialis."
BlueChew and the History of Pills — #222 - Running Out The Clock | The Tim Dillon Show+22s into the segment"it's a pill for your dick it makes you dick hard it has the same active ingredients as the other big boys but it's cheaper it's chewable"
"blue chew is great you take it your penis gets hard you know you last longer it's made in the usa it's prescribed online by licensed physicians you don't have to go to the doctor or wait in line it's even cheaper than a pharmacy and they prepare and ship it right to you in a discreet package no awkwardness"
"performance and get that extra confidence in bed bluetooth.color bluechew.com blue like the color blue it is phenomenal you're going to"
"bluetooth is made in the usa it's prescribed online by licensed physicians so you don't have to go to the doctor or wait in line it's even cheaper than a pharmacy and they prepare and ship it right to you in a discrete package"
"blue chew is a unique online service that delivers the same active ingredients"
"way yeah it's good for the advertisers i go no one and i mean blue chew doesn't want anyone to get sick um you know i mean betterhelp.com"
Touring During COVID and Silicon Valley's Permanent Pandemic Fantasy — #239 - Anna Khachiyan | The Tim Dillon Show+113s into the segment"prepare you and ship direct it's cheaper than a pharmacy go to bluechew.com promo code td first month free bluetooth.com promo code td"
"Bluechu.com is great. It has the same active ingredients as Viagra and Seialis, but in a chewable form at a fraction of the cost. Blue"
"bluetooth unique online service that delivers the same active ingredients as viagra and cialis but in a chewable format at a fraction of the cost"
"i've read this so many times you know what it is you know what blue chew is it's a unique online service it's the same ingredients as"
"td and receive your first month free and we thank blue chew for sponsoring us it's so important it's chewable did you know that really"
BlueChew Continued: Doctor Visits and Chewable Jokes — #249 - Jordan Peterson | The Tim Dillon Show+4s into the segment"love blue chew is a unique online service that delivers the same active ingredients as viagra and cialis but in a chewable form at a fraction of the cost"
BlueChew Ad — #252 - The Summer Of No Opinions | The Tim Dillon Show"blue chew is unique online service it delivers the same active ingredients as viagra and cialis but in chewable tablets at a fraction of the cost"
"ladies and gentlemen it is the summer love you got to get in at Blue chew is a unique online service that delivers the same active ingredients as Viagra and Cialis but in chewable tablets at a fraction of the cost"
"Blue Chew, you know what Blue Chew's about. It's a summer love. You got to keep it keep it uh hard. bluechew.com promo code TD you get the dick pills."
Blue Chew Ad — #260 - Prison Pen Pal | The Tim Dillon Show"blue chew it's a summer love baby not so much but it's we'll see gotta"
BlueChew Ad — #262 - We're Back | The Tim Dillon Show"about pitching tents that's right the episode is sponsored by blue chew guys confidence can take you far in life it can also help you"
BlueChew and Sheath Underwear Reads — #263 - Family Business | The Tim Dillon Show+5s into the segment"Blue Chu is unique online service that delivers the same active ingredients as Viagra and Seialis, but in chewable tablets at a fraction of the cost."
BlueChew and Keeps Ad Reads — #266 - Lightfoot Strikes Twice | The Tim Dillon Show+2s into the segment"help us get over this hump blue chew is unique online service that delivers the same active ingredients as viagra and cialis but in chewable tablets at a fraction of the cost"
BlueChew Ad — #270 - Havana Syndrome | The Tim Dillon Show"blue Chu you go online you get a referral uh from an official medical person and they find out what's right for you in the dosage and you can take it on a full or empty stomach"
"means is blue chew get your dick hard b-l-u-c-h-e-w blue chew it's got the same active ingredients as viagra and cialis but it's in a chewable form"
"I love blue chew I've taken and everyone's taken it you can take them anytime day or night you can plan ahead or be ready whenever an opportunity Rises"
"explain this every week for 5 years, but we know what the [ __ ] Blue Chew does. And we're happy they sponsor the show. And if you have"
Biden's Decline, Fetterman, and the Horse-Senator Emperor — Springtime in Texas | The Tim Dillon Show #337+150s into the segment"Middle East uh you know calms down um but I want to talk about blue chew right now because I've talked about it for seven years and that"
BlueChew Ad — A Time Gone By with H. Foley & Kevin Ryan | The Tim Dillon Show #364+13s into the segment"all the time. It's the holidays. People are doing it. I love blue chew. Not even for sex, it's just nice sometimes in the middle of"
"blue has the same active ingredients as viagara and seis at a fraction of the cost it is shipped to your home in a very discreet package"
"find that part yeah yeah one yeah let's find this everybody loves blue you take it and your penis gets hard it's a it's a thing you can"
"this this new business she has I'm so excited everybody knows what blue is and if you don't you should it's a great way to add confidence"
Blue Chew Ad — Kate Middleton & Sociopaths With Logos | The Tim Dillon Show #384+142s into the segment"blue chew is unique online service it's awesome it allows you to take a chewable uh supplement that has the same ingredients as Viagra seis and licha but it's chewable it's in a fraction of the cost"
BlueChew Ad — Eurovision & Jerry Seinfeld's Pop-Tart Movie | The Tim Dillon Show #392+4s into the segment"list to try blueo free when you use our promo code T at checkout just pay $5 shipping that's blue.com promo code T to receive your first month for free"
"Tim Dillan blue CH is unique online service that delivers the same active ingredients as Viagra Calis and L vitra but in chewable tablets and at a fraction of the cost"
BlueChew — Joe Biden & Something Different | The Tim Dillon Show #398"bluechew is a unique online service that delivers the same active ingredients is Viagra seis and litra but at a fraction of the cost in a chewable form"
"blue Chu is an online service that delivers the same active ingredients as Viagra yalis and litra but at a fraction of the cost in inable form the process is simple sign up at blue.com consult with one of their licensed medical providers and once you're approved you'll receive your prescription within days Bluetooth tablets are made in the USA and prepared and shipped directly to your door"
"Blue Chew is an online service that delivers the same active ingredients as Viagra, Cialis, and Levitra, but at a fraction of the cost in a chewable form."
"ahead or be or you can be ready whenever an opportunity arises blue chew it and do it you have a hard dick use it responsibly blue chew"
"bluechew is an online service that delivers the same active ingredients as Viagra seis and the vitra but at a fraction of the cost in a chewable form"
BlueChew Ad — CEO Assassinations & Christmas In New York | The Tim Dillon Show #420+9s into the segment"of the cost in chewable form the process is simple sign up with blue.com consult with one of their licensed medical providers and once"
BlueChew Ad — Elon’s Salute & The Inauguration Bishop | The Tim Dillon Show #428"I mean guys how many times do I have to tell you that blue Chu is the way to go Blue Chu is a unique online service that gets you ready for the big night or day or morning"