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Raycon and BlueChew Ad Read
from #242 - You're Money Now | The Tim Dillon Show · #242
5 min
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Sponsor reads for Raycon wireless earbuds and BlueChew erectile dysfunction chewables, with brief riffing about Apple culty behavior and quarantine hookups.
- Celebrities use Raycon headphones, which Tim identifies as what's important.
- BlueChew is the move now that quarantine's being lifted and people are going back out.
- Tim asks what the limits are to NFTs and when it all ends.
- People could buy a private prison in the digital world and free the digital people inside it.
- Tim describes people escaping fully into the digital world while reopening, realizing they have nothing to do in the real world.
- The only option left is to listen to Tim Dylan yell in a bowling alley or drive to a shitty strip mall office to rob people of healthcare.
- They just elected a humanitarian in the game, which seems to be society's only viable option for political change.
- Everyone's being allowed back out, but everything that matters is now digital and they don't accept physical money anymore.
- Someone with only an eighth of a Bitcoin and a Soulja Boy NFT tries to pay for a dentist visit with Mark Cuban gifs.
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