ad · moment 17 of 29
BlueChew Ad: Nobody's Dick Works Anymore
from Episode 148 - Streak of Evil (with Yannis Pappas) · #148
3 min
SponsorBlueChew
Sponsor read for BlueChew framed around widespread lack of sex and antidepressant-induced impotence among young people, including a story about hooking up with unreliable 20-year-olds in college.
- Tim on the widespread problem: a lot of people aren't having sex anymore because free porn killed the incentive to pursue actual partners.
- Nobody's dick works anymore because young people are on so many antidepressants and anxiety medications they need a full pharmaceutical bag just to function.
- Twenty-year-olds in college can barely get hard; they just rub themselves against your leg because they're medicated to write papers.
- Tim on his own dating life: he attracts ambiguous guys—artists, button-counters—who aren't gay or straight but are trying to find themselves.
- There's no shame in using Viagra or Cialis; a lot of people use it, and it's good for you if you want to fuck somebody the right way.
- BlueChew's advantage: no awkward conversation, no doctor visit, ships to your door in discreet packaging so you don't run into a guy from high school doing better than you at CVS.
- Tim uses the pills not to have sex but just to wake up, look at his dick, and go back to bed satisfied with how it looks.