Companies/company
Wix
2019-04-21, 1 mention2019-04-28, 1 mention2019-05-05, 1 mention2019-05-12, 1 mention2019-05-19, 3 mentions2019-05-26, 1 mention2019-06-02, 1 mention2019-06-09, 2 mentions2019-06-16, 1 mention2019-06-23, 1 mention2019-06-30, 1 mention2019-07-07, 1 mention2019-07-14, 1 mention2019-07-21, 2 mentions2019-07-28, 1 mention2019-08-04, 1 mention2019-08-11, 1 mention2019-08-18, 1 mention2019-08-25, 1 mention2019-09-01, 2 mentions2019-09-08, 2 mentions2019-09-15, 2 mentions2019-10-06, 1 mention
Tim’s take
Wix only ever shows up as sponsor copy — every mention is a paid read for TimDylansGoingToHell.com, delivered with the same lines about drag-and-drop builders, 500 templates, and Wix Adi doing the work for you 25:56 30:30 40:10 24:27 1:10:07. He never breaks character to actually evaluate the product; the closest thing to an opinion is insisting repeatedly that everyone needs a website or they're "dead wrong," which is itself ad copy 25:56 46:04.
What he actually does with the slot is use it as a launchpad for whatever riff he's on — societal collapse and needing a personal brand through the apocalypse, talent being meaningless in an era of Lil Nas X and Trump, fake testimonials for hairstylists and wedding DJs, even a joke about a website stopping a school shooting 36:56 25:52 55:09 51:07. The read is the excuse, not the point.26:00
Every Reference (30)
"other things may and are true, but you don't have a website and Wix.com is the place to create professional websites. Wix makes it easy."
"So you can start from scratch if you know what you're doing choose from either over 500 stunning templates. They have the world's most innovative drag and drop website builder."
"Wix is so easy it starts from scratch you can choose over 500 templates they have the world's most innovative drag-and-drop website builder"
"Wix is the best and easiest way to create professional websites okay you can start from scratch or choose over 500 stunning templates"
"site it's a beautiful site and how do we build it we built it with Wix Wix okay you go to the bottom you click all the way at the bottom"
On Having Kids and No Real Purpose Besides Propagation — Episode 148 - Streak of Evil (with Yannis Pappas)+122s into the segment"go and start a website you can start from scratch or choose over one of 500 stunning templates they have the world's most innovative drop and design website builder"
Wix Ad: Beyonce Has a Website — Episode 148 - Streak of Evil (with Yannis Pappas)+31s into the segment"failed your head in yeah and then you could get a website with Wix and put all your ideas and thoughts out there to the world yeah"
America the Buffet: The Woman Piling Food and Impractical Jokers Cruise — Episode 148 - Streak of Evil (with Yannis Pappas)+34s into the segment"add text images videos whatever you want you can even use their Wix Adi which is literally [ __ ] futuristic wild stuff you answer a"
Wix Website Ad and Tour Dates — Episode 149 - Ron Bennington (Live from Moontower)+14s into the segment"standup comedy. You will see, you'll see how nice the website is. Wix is great. You can sell products directly, including digital downloads."
Wix Ad: Boomers, Websites, and Porn Preferences — Episode 150 - Your Thoughts Have No Value (with Luke Touma)+97s into the segment"is in this site we built this site for the for the podcast using Wix okay you will see my live dates coming up I'm at Mohegan Sun June"
Wix Website Plug and the 90-Second Pitch Promotion — 151 - Toddler Suicide Bomber+6s into the segment"the bottom clicked on the link got 10% off a premium plan with Wix and the message meet adder showed me that you're coming on the show"
Wix Promotion Rules Restated and Threats to Fans Who Fake It — 151 - Toddler Suicide Bomber+32s into the segment"and I've told you week after week to to get a website and and and Wix is the best way to do it if you don't have a lot of money many of"
"the things you need to do you have to do it and you need to use Wix hundreds of millions of people have made websites using Wix they"
"today's episode here brought to you by Wix we've talked about Wix before you know we're gonna talk about it"
"and if you do have a website I think you should use Wix because it's very easy with Wix you can start from scratch or choose from over 500 stunning templates"
"if you have a business or content you want to promote you're missing out on potential clients and customers if people can only contact you via social media"
Wix Ad: Websites for Trump, Cardi B, and Fake Testimonials — 156 - Some Of Our Faves+199s into the segment"energy of LaHaye man hey man folks how are you we've talked about Wix before we'll talk about it again it's incredibly important that"
"get you know somebody to do it for you it's easy you can go to Wix Wix calm we built a site Tim Dylan's going to hell calm t IM dylan"
"it was a site built using Wix Wix is really amazing so many stunning templates they are stunning automated drag-and-drop website builder very easy to use even if you're not that bright"
"technology or that you've just answered a few questions and let Wix ADI do it for you. They they will know that. They'll appreciate"
Wix.com and the Website That Could Save a School Shooter — 159 - Bomb Disney World+162s into the segment"images videos whatever you want you can even build your site using Wix ad I artificial design intelligence a few simple questions oh that's"
Wix and the Mongoloid Producers — 160 - The Ballad of The Fat Girl With The Clean Car"a website that you've built yourself using wix.com a website that where if you don't want to design it their artificial design intelligence which ad I will design it for you answer a few simple [ __ ] questions can't you do that can't you answer a few simple [ __ ] questions and they'll design the site for you and if you want to have more input they have 500 stunning templates that you can choose from to create a website that's visually appealing and functional"
"so if you go with Wix you can start from scratch if you want to prove something or you can choose from five hundred stunning templates"
"great tools Wix Wix is a place where you can start a website you might not have a lot of money so you can go to Wix and you could choose from one of 500 templates for your website"
CEO Mentality and the Tropical Moon Resort Pitch (Wix) — 163 - How To Be Popular+104s into the segment"and Wix is an asset so if you go to Tim Dylan's going to he'll calm T I am Dylan D il L ons going to hell calm you can then find you go to the bottom of the site you'll find a link and the link is going to take you to Wix you'll get 10% off any of their premium plans"
"I'd be into that that's not gonna be everybody she's gonna be me wix.com it's a better way to build websites for your clients a lot of"
"be a Titan be a Titan folks Wix wix.com I love it I use it my family uses it my mother is a paranoid schizophrenic love lives in a mental institution has an amazing website"
"Wix is the best way to build websites for your clients that you can harness the latest web technology and innovative design tools to deliver professional results."
"fat. Okay, so. Honey, pick the pictures where you look fat. Go to Wix.com slash GTH1. Wix, W-I-X.com slash GTH1. Don't get phoned."
"other sites get started on your next client website today go to wix.com slash g th one where dot-com /g th 1 scale your web business"
Wix.com Ad from a Houston Hotel Toilet — #168 - The Funniest Guy I Ever Met | The Tim Dillon Show+1s into the segment